Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"This……"

Just as I was hesitating, You Lin rushed up and nodded to Uncle You like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Understand! Understood! Understood! I'll help you supervise him and make sure he spends money like water today!"

"..."

"Why are you looking at me? Go! Go! Every minute and every second of travel time is precious!"

You Lin winked at me, then left with my arms in front of everyone, scolding me in a low voice as she walked.

"If you have money, you don't need it. Are you a fool?"

"Is this money? This is a hot potato!"

You Lin really just stands and talks without back pain. Both of us are not short of money. In China, my mother almost stuffed the card number and password into her head, but she always used the pocket money that Uncle You gave her. .

"Whatever, anyway, you can just swipe your card when you go shopping today, and I'll save some pocket money too."

"You still need to save pocket money, don't you always use Uncle You's card?"

After going out, he consciously separated from You Lin, and honestly took Xia Tong's hand.

There was an accident in the bathroom last night, Xiatong's throat was uncomfortable today, so I tried not to let her talk.

"People always have some private money. Otherwise, they can check the consumption records and see what I buy. How can this work?"

As You Lin spoke, she naturally took out a ring from her pocket and put it on her hand. I immediately understood what she meant when I saw it, but Tina was still immersed in the "ring" itself. In shock.

"When did you buy the ring?"

"Isn't it pretty? Bling Bling is shiny~~"

You Lin shook her hand in front of Tina showing off, but Tina grabbed it just after shaking it a few times. The moment she saw the ring on her ring finger, the shock on her face turned into disgust in an instant.

"Tch...why don't you even have a drill?!"

"Nonsense! I'm not married, it's just an ornament, why do you want to drill?"

"Who wears a ring as an ornament? You're still so low! I thought you were captured by someone for sneaking around. I'll give you a diamond ring next time."

"Don't! The first ring must belong to my future boyfriend. What do you mean by giving it?"

You Lin refused Tina's kindness without hesitation, but what she said made Tina's brow subconsciously wrinkled, and she couldn't accept the concept of You Lin's future boyfriend.

"You don't plan to find a boyfriend, I'll give you a treat..."

"Do you care if I have it? Anyway, there is no such thing as a girlfriend giving a diamond ring!"

"Wait! We'll talk about the diamond ring later. Didn't Uncle You say yesterday that after Tina showed up, there were paparazzi around the house? Then how do we go out now?!"

Halfway through, I suddenly remembered this fatal problem.

If we go out rashly like this, there must be a "human centipede" behind us when we go shopping, and the paparazzi are lurking one after another, but You Lin and Tina don't seem to be worried. After hearing what I said, both of them looked very relaxed. .

"Come with me to the garage!"

"It's useless to drive, right? People must have cars too. Now the paparazzi are all companies. Who would use only one pair of legs? Unless there is a helicopter hidden in the garage after you open the door, I don't think it is possible to get rid of the paparazzi." Not much..."

"That's not necessarily true! Who said that getting rid of the paparazzi must go to heaven? Can't I go to the ground? Teng~deng~deng~deng!!!"

When the garage door slowly opened in front of me, Xia Tong and I were in a bad mood. Even though we were used to seeing big scenes, we had never seen such a big scene before us.

"Secret passages?"

From the outside, this place looks like a garage. Unexpectedly, after opening it, there is a long staircase similar to a domestic underground street. It is roughly estimated to be about ten meters deep, and the lights below are brightly lit.

"You have Zhang Liangji, and I have a wall ladder! It's because there are too many paparazzi around my house, so there is no way to prevent them? Do you think my parents are vegetarian?"

When You Lin said this, her face was filled with embarrassment, but I hadn't recovered from the shock, and I slowly went downstairs with my mouth open, supported by Xia Tong.

"Don't the paparazzi know?"

"Nonsense! Since I moved here, the only three people who can enter our house are Tina, Ghost, and Sister Jing, and only me, Tina, and Ghost walked through the secret passage, and everyone else walked out openly. Yes, how could the paparazzi know? If they knew, my dad would have to sue them for invasion of privacy. It’s impossible to see it without going over the wall. Breaking into a private house is a serious crime in Singapore. They don’t want to live, do they?”

"Then they only see people coming in but not coming out, don't they feel anything weird?"

"No! Every time they saw Tina and Ghost coming in, we would feint and send a dozen cars over when they were about to leave, just to give the paparazzi a feeling that we were on guard against him, and divert their attention to those cars superior."

"..."

"Even if they track all the cars, they still can't find Tina and Ghost. When they see them appearing elsewhere, they will only wonder if they have lost them. And the drivers are all randomly selected. It doesn't matter even if they bribe them. It’s an empty car! So at the end of the question, they will still doubt themselves, never dreaming that there is such a secret passage under my house, if they want to film gossip about Tina and Ghost, it’s better in the next life!”

"Great!"

Subconsciously gave Youlin a thumbs up, my vocabulary is exhausted now, I really can't think of anything more appropriate than this.

Uncle You, Aunt Han and the others are really not easy. They have even done this in order to fight the paparazzi. The modern version of Yugong Yishan.

"So the news from the paparazzi in the next few days should be that Tina never came out after entering the door, worrying them to death!"

"Then where does this lead? Why is it so long?"

What I saw after I went downstairs was a straight passage. Although the width can only accommodate three or four people walking side by side, the length cannot be seen at a glance. If I didn’t see it with my own eyes, I would never believe that there is such a thing hidden underground. .

"It leads to the next street. My dad bought all the land above it. The straight-line distance underground may be only 80 to [-] meters, but if you walk in a serious circle from above, those paparazzi will never think of it in their next life." We'll come out another street."

"It will cost a lot of money, right? Can it be used ten times a year?"

"It doesn't matter how many times you use it. It's better than revealing Tina's appearance, right? The information about her appearance is priceless now, and those paparazzi don't make sense. If they really see Tina alone, they will probably gather in groups. I rushed up to take off her mask, wouldn't that hurt more?"

"really."

If I go to the paparazzi with Tina's photo now, I'm afraid I can make a fortune in the next second, and I can also satisfy the curiosity of so many fans and melon-eating people in the world.

You said that good-looking celebrities are worth so much, but Tina is a fan now. Those paparazzi are playing the lottery, and whether they can win the lottery is secondary. Finally there are results.

"Okay! Let's go faster, it's so depressing down here!"

"Um……"

A group of people walked in silence for another distance. When they went upstairs, they opened the door and saw something similar to a dressing room. In addition to the dazzling array of beautiful things on the dressing table, the clothes on the shelf were also densely packed. At first glance, there is little to say. Hundreds of pieces.

"So well equipped?"

"Do you think it's easy to go shopping in such a small place like Singapore? Tina and I have blond hair that is very conspicuous wherever we go. If we meet someone with good eyes, won't we be bombed? Come on! Wear a mask!"

As she spoke, You Lin handed me and Xia Tong a mask each, while she and Tina put on black wigs.

"But I'm used to seeing your blond hair, black hair is so awkward..."

It's strange to say that You Lin looked like this when she went abroad, but now I have to admit that in front of You Lin's snow-white skin, light-colored hair is indeed more advantageous.

"Safety first, come on! Wear a wig too!"

"I don't have to? I'm not a celebrity here."

I declined the blond wig that You Lin handed over. The popularity of Xia Tong and I are two concepts at home and abroad. Wearing a mask is already very safe. Besides, my blond hair is too contrived, looking like a delinquent boy.

"I just don't want you to see our jokes. If you want to be ugly, let's be ugly together. It's awkward for anyone to see..."

"Fuck! Are you really honest?"

"Do not talk nonsense!"

Regardless of my objection, You Lin put a hat on me forcibly, then nodded at me with her arms crossed, her expression seemed to be very satisfied with her masterpiece, but after seeing myself in the mirror, I hated myself.

"My skin is not as white as yours, it's disgusting to wear light gold now..."

"No! I think it's pretty good-looking, if you don't believe me, ask Xia Tong!"

"What do you think?"

"..."

Xia Tong didn't speak, just frowned and pointed at her throat. She was not in a good mood today, and the head of the ball that got up early was shaking a little.

"What happened to Xia Tong?"

"It's okay! It's okay!...I'm not acclimatized and I have a cold, and my throat feels uncomfortable after sleeping. Let's go..."

Ye Xi, I will take your dog's life!

Today's first stop is Singapore's national breakfast brand "Ya Kun". Adhering to the concept of "eating one bite is a waste, and not eating one will regret it" in the mouth of the little rich woman You Lin, everyone was holding a kaya toast when they came out .

Although the price is a bit expensive, but fortunately, the taste is worth the price. Even I, a person who doesn’t usually eat toast, agrees with its taste. Kaya sauce is indeed the greatest invention in Singapore.

Afterwards, a group of people went to Kampong Glam’s characteristic neighborhood, which is the famous painted street in You Lin’s mouth—the Lane of Ha is located here, and the exterior walls of every house are covered with graffiti, even the interior of the merchants. Almost always.

Immediately afterwards, according to You Lin's plan, I took the subway to Little India not far away, which is also a gathering place for the Indian community in Singapore.

From a distance from the subway, you can see brightly colored buildings that combine Indian features and Nanyang style. It seems that you accidentally knocked over a touch of curry in the garden, and the mysterious exotic style is displayed in front of you.

As soon as we entered the territory of Little India, a strong smell of spices accompanied by the smell of curry forcibly drilled into the nostrils, coupled with the dazzling sunshine of Singapore and the steaming heat of the asphalt road, made the head dizzy.

Walking in Little India, the eyes, nose, mouth, facial features, hair and skin all strongly feel the Indian impact. The surrounding richly colored buildings seem to want to use up all the colors in the world. Xia Tong did not let go of the hand holding the camera However, greedily collecting the colorful colors in his eyes, he still planned to go back and give Xiaoxi a surprise.

There are many shops and fruit stalls along the street, interspersed with some stalls selling clothing and gold and silver jewelry. What impresses me most is the garland with Indian characteristics, which are strung together with jasmine, orchid, daisy, etc. Long, round garlands of all kinds, some hung on both sides of the store, and some pinned to the braids of Indian women in various saris. They wandered aimlessly through the streets and got a lot of beautiful photos.

"Ye Xi... Do you think these houses are too expensive? I can't find a suitable place to take pictures, and I always feel very noisy in the pictures."

"That can't be helped. This is the characteristic of this place. After all, it is Little India. If it is too neat, will it be different from the India in my impression?"

There are two kinds of shops that I am most opposed to, one is the dilapidated signboards in the old city, and the other is the same signboards in the new city for "cleanliness".

And what we see now is just outside these two extremes. The outer wall alone is worth using the camera to miss, but the Indian men who keep flashing through the lens make me a little uneasy, because when everyone passes by us, they look at each other Unconsciously, they glanced at Xia Tong, You Lin, and Tina.

"Is there any salty pig's hand here? Why are you wearing so little? The girls are all wrapped up tightly..."

The ratio of male to female in Little India may be 8 to 2, but I hardly see girls in miniskirts like them, which is very strange.

Now it’s not that I have any prejudice against India, it’s just that I’ve read too much of that kind of news, and my impression of the third brother is a bit ingrained. I always feel that their eyes are a bit dishonest when they look at the thighs of the girls around me. "Scared" hugged my arm tightly, but You Lin and Tina didn't care.

"Don't worry! It's not as exaggerated as you said. It's just that there are many Muslims here, and there is a Sultan's mosque next to it."

"Is that so..."

"Otherwise? Besides, the days we come here are all working days. We won't be conspicuous when there are more foreigners on weekends. You can't expect them to wear miniskirts. Dogma doesn't allow it."

"Aren't I worried about you? That's why I'm most annoyed to come to this kind of place where men gather together. When you delicate girls go to this stop, there will always be a few dishonest ones crowding towards me. The flower protector is worthy of me." so tired."

Normally, human beings hate being crowded with others, especially when shopping in this weather, just touching other people's sweat feels disgusting.

But it's different now. Many people around didn't want to avoid us, but just walked towards us like this. Then I must have thought about it a lot, thinking that the final answer is also ready to come out.

But Tina seemed to have heard something interesting, and her expression became visibly excited.