Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Okay, at worst, I'll be arrested!"

What You Lin said is very indifferent, but even I know that chewing gum is not allowed in Singapore, let alone setting off fireworks casually, so Aunt Han will naturally not take it seriously.

"Fortunately, you can tell, come in quickly! Are you hungry after sitting on the plane for so long? I'll wait for you to eat!"

"Chinese food and Western food?"

"Your last supper!"

"Slightly slightly~~~~"

You Lin stuck out her tongue at Aunt Han, then smiled and walked into the house holding Uncle You's arm.

As for me, I took Xia Tong and stood outside for a while, until I watched Tina's back disappear from sight, and then I had the courage to enter the door. The first thing I did after entering the door was to take all the "souvenirs" my mother gave me. take it out.

"Aunt Han...my mother knows that you and Uncle You are coughing, this is a gift from her."

"Pear paste candy? I haven't drank it for almost ten years..."

"Not only pear paste candies, but also some other local specialties. I have never eaten many of them. She said that you like them so I brought them all over."

There are quite a lot of local products in S City, especially in the Town God's Temple area. Just one pastry can make people vomit.

People of our generation have very tricky mouths, many don’t like to eat, and now the price and taste really don’t match, but the parents’ generation is different, they didn’t have much to eat when they were young, and prices didn’t inflate so much.

The cakes that we think are so-so now may be childhood and memories to them.

"Thank your mother for me, by the way! Your mother said that you will call her when you come, I almost forgot..."

After finishing speaking, Aunt Han took out the phone in a panic, and after dialing, she pulled me and Xia Tong into the same frame in the camera.

And I also saw Xiaoxi and Fang Yiyi through the lens. The three of them haven't eaten yet, and they are curled up on the sofa watching TV.

"Here! Your son and daughter-in-law are here, don't you feel relieved now?"

"Well, did you get what I gave you?"

"Already eaten, what do you think?"

Aunt Han grinned at the camera, her teeth were black and didn't care about the image at all, and my mother seemed to have seen something interesting, and her smile immediately became "sinister".

"Han Xiao~~ They say that cannibals are short-mouthed and soft-handed. Now that you eat my things and take my things, shouldn't you take good care of them?"

"Nonsense! What do you say about my godson? Get out of here! Get out of here!"

The originally harmonious atmosphere instantly became discordant because of the mother's "calculation", forcing Aunt Han to hang up the phone cursingly.

"Okay! Come over to eat, today is a Singapore-style dinner, specially for you to clean up the dust!"

"Can't you wait for others to put their luggage away first?"

Perhaps because Aunt Han was too enthusiastic, Uncle You finally couldn't stand it and said a "fair word".

But the family status of our two families is actually similar. Uncle You is the head of the family outside, but Uncle You’s words at home may not weigh as much as a strand of hair. Now Aunt Han doesn’t care what Uncle You thinks at all.

"Then the rice will be cold? It's the same if you put it away after eating. Come here!"

"Understand, she is just learning a lot of dishes, and she is eager to show off to you."

"Um……"

She nodded her head to express her understanding. Although Aunt Han is far more accomplished than my mother in cooking, she still has a long way to go before being able to do it well.

After going abroad, I have been busy with official duties. It is strange that my cooking skills can improve. I am afraid that what I made today was made step by step according to the recipe.

……

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"By the way! Isn't Ghost at home?"

When You Lin hugged Uncle You's arm and was about to walk to the restaurant, she suddenly realized something.

Today Tina was sent back by Ghost, so it stands to reason that Ghost should stay here, otherwise it would be too bad for him not to see You Lin's face.

But since we entered the door, we only saw Tina, and Ghost didn't even show up, so it's abnormal no matter how you look at it.

"Why is Ghost at home, he should be rehearsing for a concert right now..."

Unlike You Lin's doubts, Uncle You couldn't understand what You Lin was saying at all, but what he said made us realize something unusual.

How come Uncle You doesn't know even the boss what Ghost did today?

"No way...Dad, look!"

As You Lin spoke, she handed the news that she just showed me to Uncle You. It's really unreasonable for a boss like Uncle You not to know about such a big matter.

Now the public opinion in Singapore should be exploding. A person with the status of Ghost went to pick up the plane in person, which gives people unlimited room for speculation, not to mention the fact that "National Treasure Destiny" returned to China today. It is rare for two people to be in the same frame off the stage. .

Although I can't understand most of the comments, but the emoji packs are used all over the world, and the countless pink hearts make my scalp tingle. Now I can guess that many people say that they are golden boys and girls, and they must be looking forward to Ghost Marrying Destiny on the spot, when the king of heaven and the queen of heaven tie the knot, the servers all over the world will be blown up.

"Ghost went to pick you up?"

"Well, but his car can only accommodate one person, I'm sure I can't show up, so I let Tina sit in it..."

"Then how did he know you came back today?"

"I want to know too!"

You Lin spread her hands, and now she and her father looked confused, no one could figure out how Ghost did it.

"It's weird...Xiao Jing didn't notify me either."

"Forget it, I'll ask Sister Jing myself later, she is the one who knows Ghost's itinerary best."

"It's fine, but since Tina has been exposed, you have to be careful when you go out to play in the future. There must be paparazzi outside now."

"I know~~I have experience dealing with paparazzi..."

You Lin said confidently, but this is not the distraction I expected.

The relaxation I expected should be the sun, the beach, the ocean, and bikinis, but the reality of relaxation is paparazzi, flashing lights, and cameras.

At all times, we must be on guard against being photographed by them that shouldn’t be taken, especially me fighting with You Lin and Tina.

"Then come over to eat, later no matter whether it's delicious or not, we have to show some face, you know?"

"Hmm! I can eat all the dishes my mother cooks. No matter how hard Aunt Han is, how can she be worse than my mother?"

Uncle You can doubt me about other things, but for the matter of "testing dishes", I must be the most handsome man in the world!

I even dare to eat what my mother made*, what else can't I dare to eat? !

"That's not true... Lin Mo's craftsmanship is indeed unprecedented. I once wondered if she came from Miao Jiang. Anything can be made into poison."

After Uncle You finished speaking, the two of them laughed tacitly. On the contrary, You Lin, who was watching from the side, glared and was very dissatisfied with our behavior of "slandering" my mother.

"Okay you guys! I'm going back to report to Aunt Lin!"

"You little white-eyed wolf, why are your elbows turning outward?"

"How can Aunt Lin be an outsider? I'm called Lu Jianbuyi, and I'll take action when it's time to do it! Unless you give me some hush money, I'll just pretend that this never happened..."

"Yes! Yes! I bought some gifts and put them in your room. I'll check them after dinner..."

poor dinner

A group of people walked into the restaurant talking and laughing, but when they saw the dishes on the table, You Lin's face immediately "collapsed".

"Mom! Is this what you call a Singapore-style dinner?"

"Ok!"

"Isn't this too shabby?"

The "shabby" in You Lin's mouth refers to a pot of golden pork ribs, a plate of red crabs and a shiny chicken. Although they are all tough dishes, they are still far from the "Manchu Banquet" she expected. Aunt Han became angry immediately after hearing this.

"What do you know, how do you sing a song in China? Is it Thailand, Singapore, Indonesia, curry bak kut teh Indonesian Basil?"

"Hmm! So you made such a big bowl of Bak Kut Teh?"

???

This song is very well-known in China, and it is also a divine song for square dancing, but I never thought about what "Bak Kut Teh" is.

Now looking in the direction of You Lin's finger, I realized that Bak Kut Teh, as the name suggests, is a combination of ribs and tea. This dish is not as mysterious as I imagined. At first glance, it even looks a bit rustic. Aunt Han "said the injustice".

"Don't underestimate this bowl made by your mother... It's not right! This pot of Bak Kut Teh, Song Fa Bak Kut Teh, you know? Among the signs in Singapore, your mother specially entrusted someone to find the boss to buy the ancestral food bag, which cost a lot of money. Less effort!"

"Then it's Bak Kut Teh too, I'm so disappointed, I thought it was a full banquet..."

You Lin spread her hands pretentiously, and her disappointment could not be concealed in her tone, but I didn't think so.

Uncle You's words "ancestral food bag" can already reveal a lot of things, because my dad is a chef, so I know how important things like food bags are. Generally speaking, it is impossible for such things to fall into the hands of outsiders. Now Does Aunt Han get the price she paid?

"I'll treat you to a Manchu banquet in China. Of course, you have to eat Singaporean food when you come to Singapore. Otherwise, what's the point of going abroad? What do you think, Ye Xi?"

"exactly!"

Crazy nodded in agreement with Uncle You's statement, You Lin said this as a joke, Aunt Han would not take it seriously, but if I had any objections, Aunt Han would be very hurt.

Besides, I am more interested in the local characteristics than the Manchu Banquet...

"And your mother doesn't just cook Bak Kut Teh, does it also include chili crab and Hainanese chicken rice? These are Singapore's national dishes after borrowing and merging!"

As Uncle You spoke, he pointed to the other two dishes on the table. Although they were similar to the spicy crab and fried chicken in his memory, there were still differences in subtleties.

As for the national dish...

After all, Singapore is a small place, so it is unrealistic to expect him to have his own cuisine. Unlike China, there are nine cuisines alone, including Shandong, Sichuan, Guangdong, Fujian, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Hunan, and Hui. Very good at fighting, not to mention the cuisine of the cafeteria, it is called bullying if you bring it out alone.

Therefore, it is acceptable to learn from fusion, and it is better than the number one power in the universe robbing other people's things every day and not admitting it.

"What about the national dish? Bak Kut Teh is full of spices, the crab is still hot and sour, and the boiled chicken is not pure, and the oil is scary. I can't eat anything, so pitiful~~"

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"Mom~~ I even wonder if I am your biological daughter. Why don't you have any privileges? You did this for Ye Xi. I feel unbalanced!"

"As long as you have a lot to do, isn't there a salad here?"

As Aunt Han said, she impatiently pushed the side salad in front of You Lin. There were a lot of vegetables and fruits in the bowl, but the atmosphere outside the bowl was not very good.

If I were You Lin, I would definitely keep my tail between my legs and not speak now, but You Lin's actions are always unexpected.

"Don't tell me, my cooking skills are very improved now, Ye Xi, don't you think so?"