Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

This is similar to how we were in school. Everyone disliked us, but the reality is that we have to teach them a lesson. Who wouldn’t know how to tap the keyboard casually?

"Then what is your routine of pulling out a mobile phone case to give away a mobile phone?"

Just now I thought it was strange that Xia Tong, who has just opened Weibo for a short time, how can he have so many fans?

Judging from the number of fans, there should be 10,000+ followers every day, but now I understand that, apart from wanting to see what Xia Shu's daughter looks like, most of you should be sending it to Xia Tong. One hundred of the phone cases that come with the phone go.

Now Xia Tong's first Weibo post to say hello has nearly 200 million retweets alone, and the comments begging to win the prize have already suppressed those keyboard warriors to death.

"Otherwise, why can my fans grow so fast? Such a generous lottery is always useful!"

"I understand this, but where did you get so much money?"

A top-end mobile phone is more than 1 yuan, and a hundred units may not seem like much, but the total value has already exceeded one million. Isn't it a bit exaggerated for Xia Tong to send out one million just to increase fans?Even the second generation of the rich is a bit extravagant to make people speechless.

"My dad supported me. When I said I wanted to play Weibo, he sponsored me. Besides, with my current status, the benefits brought by my popularity are far greater than 100 million. This number of fans is enough to advertise Xia's." No loss!"

"Then what is my phone?"

"Don't worry! Yours and mine are specially customized models. The "Ai Xiatong" and "Ai Yexi" on the frame are written by me and printed by them..."

emotional memoir

"MD! Can't imagine that a person like me can be "famous" all over the country?How I hope this is a good thing! "

Before, I was only a little famous in Yinghua, Xia Tong's father's influence was more in S City, but this month, Xia Tong's father's blood donation event was first, and then Xia Tong's extravagant lottery draw.

Compared with Xia Tong, it seems logical for me, who eats soft food, to become the focus of attention. Everyone has worked hard for a lifetime, so why should I be able to directly reach the pinnacle of life just by finding a girlfriend?

"Isn't it good? Just posting a Weibo will have hundreds of thousands of views, and it will be convenient for you to do anything afterwards."

"It's pretty good, look at the Weibo under the topic of "Xia Tong's Boyfriend", I have already surpassed Sima Xiangru to become the most famous little boy in Chinese history. "

Although the story of Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun has been passed down through the ages, and the song Feng Qiuhuang is well-known, it cannot be denied that Sima Xiangru, a poor boy, kidnapped Zhuo Wenjun, a rich and beautiful woman, and Xia Tong and I are about the same now. Except that there is no elopement link.

Obviously my identity has already been revealed, and there are so many people on Weibo that I can’t suppress it even if I want to. Strictly speaking, I’m not a poor boy or Bai Fumei, but compared with Xia Tong, I’m still suspected of being soft.

"They're all lemon essence, don't worry... Come on! Make a small video to celebrate!"

"do not want!"

She snatched Xia Tong's mobile phone and stuffed it into her pocket, after which Xia Tong stopped immediately.

"Ye Xi, I'll count to three, two and one. Don't force me to go crazy. Just walk for a while. Now everyone is waiting to see how long we can hold on. Is Xiuxiu's love wrong?"

"That's right..."

Knowing that Xia Tong was not joking, he quickly took out the phone and returned it to her.

After that, under Xia Tong's signal, he walked a short distance in front of Xia Tong step by step, and asked Xia Tong to take a picture of my staggering back.

"Don't you see this is very simple? Come and follow me, repost, like me! Pay special attention..."

"Hmm~"

Not wanting to struggle and unable to struggle, clicking a follow made Xia Tong's number of fans get closer to 400 million.

Just when I was about to take back the phone, the phone vibrated inexplicably. When I saw the prompt on the screen, I was in a bad mood.

"Hey! What are you doing?"

I'm not an idiot who hasn't played Weibo before, Xia Tong has now replied to my forwarding with love, what does this mean?

It means that I'm exposed, and my Weibo name will appear on Xia Tong's homepage!

"Isn't it great to make progress together and increase fans together?"

"Then you should tell me in advance, my previous Weibo is a mess!"

Quickly set the visible period of Weibo to half a year, and quickly delete all retweets for more than half a year.

As long as I'm fast enough, Black History won't be able to catch up with me, and I can't reveal that Xia Tong's boyfriend is a dead house. The external image must be mysterious to the level of nuclear codes.

It's like posting some weird things in the space in elementary school. At that time, I thought it was nothing, and I was even a little handsome, but looking back, I wish I could go back and kill my childhood self. How can a person be so stupid? What kind of situation?

"Oh! Calm down... Calm down! Didn't your previous Weibo repost some ACG news? Maybe those people thought you were their kind after seeing it, so they stopped scolding you instead?"

"It makes sense, I didn't expect you to comfort me like this, thank you!"

A smiling Chong Xiatong expressed his gratitude, but the speed of deleting Weibo did not slow down at all. I would only believe her nonsense if I had an IQ of seventy.

Fortunately, I don’t play Weibo very often, and many of them are automatically reposted. I don’t need to take care of the ones half a year ago, and I have wiped out the ones within half a year. It shouldn’t be so bad after that, right?

"Okay, you've finished deleting, I have something serious I want to talk to you..."

"What's the business? Do you have business to talk to me about?"

"Ye Xi! Who do you look down on? Of course I have something to talk to you about!"

"Okay, then you can talk about it..."

"I'm writing a memoir recently, can you join me and join me? Just think of it as doing me a favor!"

？ ！！

"You started writing memoirs when you were young?"

I knew that Xia Tong couldn't have a serious business, she is not even an adult yet, why is she writing a memoir in such a hurry?People who don't know will think she is seventy or eighty when they hear it!

"It's a memoir of my relationship with you, do you want to participate?"

"Emotional memoir?"

"Well, just the bits and pieces of our relationship so far..."

"Sounds like something more than a mere memoir, but how do I get involved?"

Xia Tong would always say something like this without thinking, most people really can't keep up with her rhythm, and I have already gained experience in being a boyfriend.

"It's simple, I may not remember some details of the relationship, just remind me when the time comes."

"Can I remember the details that you can't remember clearly?"

Although I don't want to admit it, Xia Tonghua really puts more thought into my relationship with Xia Tonghua than I do, so I don't believe that she doesn't remember the details.

"The ruler is short, but the inch is long. It's always good for two people to recall together."

"Okay, I'll take it as if you're praising me..."

I agreed perfunctorily, but my heart was very disturbed. The emptiness of my memory now is reflected in the details. Xia Tong's doing this is clearly making things difficult for me, but I dare not refuse to let her see the flaws.

God bless, don't let Xia Tong forget anything, let alone see anything, I don't want her to find out about my amnesia, otherwise she will definitely be in a bad mood then.

"Then let's start from the day we met, do you remember how we met?"

???

"No, you wrote memoirs like that? You asked me at the beginning? I don't believe you don't remember!"

"Ask, tell me quickly..."

"You fell down, I took you to the hospital~~"

Fortunately, this incident left a deep impression on me, otherwise Xia Tong would have noticed something strange immediately, and now I can't forget anything but I can't forget the first time I met her.

"and then?"

"And then? What else?!"

To be honest, I still remember that Xia Tong fell and I sent her to the hospital, and then I should go home and be scolded.

"Isn't this too perfunctory? Are you going to ask me to write memoirs like this? By then, not only will you be the most famous boy in China's history, but I will also be the most stupid and wealthy Bai Fumei in China's history!"

"Then what do you say..."

I didn't intend to say anything at first, but I still understand the truth that the more I say, the more mistakes I make.

Besides, Xia Tong is so smart, it would be difficult for me to get away with it if I was exposed. It is good to throw this question to Xia Tong now, it is logical and there is nothing to force it.

"Listen to what I said, I must have more literary temperament than you..."

Xia Tong said and pulled me to the bench aside, and recalled to me what happened back then in every detail.

Most of them are the same as my memory, but I have no memory of kneeling on the ground to help her apply the medicine. I know that Xia Tong will not lie to me, but I just can’t remember it now.

"How about it?"

"pretty good."

According to what Xia Tong said to fill in her lost memories, she still doesn't know that I have a brain problem, and suddenly found that this memoir is not so nonsensical, at least it helped me to a certain extent.

If I can keep lurking like this until Xia Tong recalls all the things between me and her, then I have nothing to worry about.

I am still a little afraid of being discovered by Xia Tong, I really don't want her to know that I have forgotten even the memory of her.

"My goal is to integrate all our previous memories and post them on Weibo before the Spring Festival this year."

"Don't! It's too embarrassing to post this, isn't it?"

I can't stop Xia Tong from doing this, because I need to use this incident to make up for my missing memory, but I have to discuss the result with Xia Tong. It's really not very good to post this kind of thing on the Internet. Why are the two people's affairs Want to throw it out for others to discuss?

It’s okay if it’s really moving, like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, but my experience with Xia Tong is a bit nonsensical, among other things, the reason Xia Tong likes me alone is probably a hot search , but everyone knew that I picked Xia Tong back from the road.

"Don't worry, only the two of us can see it. I've blocked everyone else. I just use Weibo as a carrier."

???

"That's okay, but what's the point of you doing this? Don't we remember now?"

If Xia Tong had said so earlier, I would have agreed, but the memoirs I know are for others to read, what is Xia Tong's thankless effort doing this kind of thing?

"You're stupid! Remembering it now doesn't mean you'll remember it in the future. Think about it, how would you feel when you look back after more than ten years? Isn't it very touching?"

"Besides, this time is really very dangerous and dangerous. Although you have not lost your memory, you have reminded me that if we lose our memory or suffer from Alzheimer's in the future, then this is the seed we planted in advance! The more you are moved by something like this The sooner you record, the less you will lose anything.”

"And it also has the effect of preventing conflicts. If we quarrel in the future, we will probably calm down after looking at this, don't you think? Is there any conflict that can be more profound than our long-term memory?"

"Okay, nonsense is a little nonsense, but there is no reason to reject you, and I am really too free now..."

Where I had scruples, Xia Tong gave me a satisfactory answer, and there was really no reason to reject her.

Sometimes life is just so lucky, what is lacking will come, and you can’t stop it, Xia Tong appears when you lack a girlfriend, and memoirs come again when you lack memory.

"Then let's sit here for a while, and the next part is my confession to you."

"Oh……"