Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

I dragged Xia Tong into the room on tiptoe, and then tiptoed into the secret room. I didn't dare to walk a little louder until the door above my head was closed, and Xia Tong hugged me when there were only a few steps left. I jumped down together, and then stretched with a smile.

"Huh~~ Taking a bath is really refreshing, but why does it feel so much lighter this time than before when taking a bath?"

"Blow your hair first! This way Jiang Chen won't be exposed at first sight."

Pretending not to understand what Xia Tong was saying, he hugged her shoulders and pushed her down on the carpet with brute force, then picked up the hair dryer and blew hard at her head.

Once Jiang Chen sees that both Xia Tong and I have wet hair, as long as she is not stupid, she will know what Xia Tong and I are doing.

At that time, even if Xia Tong and I insisted that we washed them separately, the fact that Qin Luo disappeared for no reason could not be explained clearly.

Xia Tong has planned so much, it's impossible just to take a bath in a different bathroom at the same time as me, right?

But it's different after blowing the hair. Although I can't say it's completely safe, at least I have Zhou Xuan's space, so I won't be pressed to death by Jiang Chen as soon as we meet.

So I think my approach is reasonable, but Xia Tong didn't cooperate. After being pushed down by me, she was not honest. She always wanted to turn her head to look at me, blinking her big eyes, for fear that others would not see the "knowledge desire" in her eyes. ".

"That's not urgent, I'm more curious about how you feel now~"

"Impressions? Oh... your hair quality is really good, how do you maintain it? Tell me a secret, and I will let Xiaoxi do the same in the future!"

I know what Xia Tong is talking about, so I deliberately pretend that I don't understand it. Although it's a bit fake, at least it doesn't sound so embarrassing.

There is no one who can talk about his experience after doing that kind of thing, Xia Tong's question is outrageous.

Anybody who understands the ways of the world would have followed my steps to return to normal at this time, but Xia Tong didn't intend to let me go so easily.

"A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold, do you understand?"

"I don't understand! Thank you!"

I gave Xia Tong a hard slap on the arm, and at the same time clamped her waist tightly with my legs. Although this may be suspected of taking advantage, when the two of us stick together tightly, at least it can guarantee the lower half of my body. Parts are no longer lost.

"Ye Xi! Tell me the truth, is this a kimoji?"

"Shut up! Can we talk about something else?"

I couldn't help frowning, now I don't care what Xiatong and I did in the bathroom just now, but every time she said such things to me, I felt quite awkward.

In everyone's impression, Xia Tong should be the kind of non-human fireworks, and she was indeed like this before she met me.

So every time she does something that doesn't match her identity, or says something that doesn't match her identity, as a boyfriend, I'm definitely happy. My girlfriend is the goddess in the hearts of countless people, but this goddess is right in front of me. She has no airs, but at the same time, her mood is really complicated, even a little distressed.

This is beyond the comprehension of those outsiders. They must feel that they are very happy to be able to do such and such things with Xia Tong, and they care so much about what to do.

"This involves the issue of physiological structure. It doesn't matter if I don't approach masculinity all my life, but at your age you haven't approached female sex for more than a month, tsk tsk..."

"..."

I don't know how to answer, so I just don't answer. I only encountered this kind of embarrassing situation when I was just in junior high school.

The whole person was frightened and stupid, and now I feel ashamed in retrospect.

"So, after falling in love, this problem cannot be avoided. If you want to say that the purpose of my existence is to make you comfortable, in fact, it's okay. After all, the improvement of women's status is something that has only happened in recent years. It used to be men's. Accessory, I really don't mind if you say that, isn't it easy to talk?!"

"Heh...hehe..."

Ask yourself, I am quite happy that Xia Tong said this, her status has inexplicably increased a lot, but the concept of male superiority and inferiority comes from a girl's mouth, which makes people feel incredible!

So the helplessness in my heart is directly proportional to the joy I express. The more Xia Tong sticks to me like this, the greater the psychological pressure. I must have saved the whole universe in my previous life, otherwise why is my luck so good in this life?

"And you think, if the fat and water don't go to outsiders' fields, do you look down on me if you go to outsiders' fields?"

"How could I look down on you?"

I am a person who has received a nine-year compulsory education. No matter how MMP I feel in my heart, I must keep a smile on my face.

Anyway, I don't understand what this matter has to do with "looking down on" or "looking down on", but since Xia Tong said so, I don't bother to argue with her, because the result can be imagined, and it is impossible for me to say that there are ten more Get past Xia Tong.

"You're just looking down on me! Besides, the world's resources are so scarce now, do I even use less paper for you?"

"Then shall I thank you for the people of the world?"

There is no way to deny this, although it is also very reluctant to admit it.

We generally say that a person eats cleanly. To be exaggerated, we would say that he does not need to wash the bowl after eating. Now this principle is the same for Xia Tong. This person is a cat, and the tongue is the best cleaning tool. There is no one in this world. have more say than me.

"That's not necessary, you can just thank me for your brother. After all, compared with my skills, your skills are simply horrible, and you must study hard in the future."

"No, can we restrain ourselves a little bit? Beforehand, you can barely count such words as "provocation", but afterward, you don't even have "sage time"?How about we talk about how to prevent global warming..."

The roles of Xia Tong and I are really strange. Generally speaking, when this kind of thing happens, there should be a period of uneasiness, but Xia Tong acts like an old driver.

If I hadn't known that I was her first love, I would never have believed that Xia Tong was a pure and innocent girl before meeting me. All the knowledge I learned from the Internet, including the detailed steps of kissing, has evolved into this What a ghost story!

"No! Considering that this is your first time today, I won't pursue it for the time being, but you must make persistent efforts in the future. Why don't you find a small website and let us learn technology? Anyway, you and Qin Luo are also learning, and I am also learning, nature Not bad!"

"It's so bad! Please find out why I promised you today. How can there be a next time?"

If it wasn't because the nature of "being You Lin's boyfriend" was a bit bad and it couldn't be concealed, how could I have agreed to Xia Tong's nonsense?

Now that it's been paid off, don't even think about Xia Tong until new troubles arise. Once this kind of thing becomes my habit, then I may complete the matter of turning Xia Tong into a woman in the middle of the night in a half-dream and half-awake , Just thinking about it feels scary.

"I know~~ But are there still few things you beg me for? Sun Monkey will never escape the Wuzhi Mountain of Tathagata Buddha. If there is a first time, there must be a second time. This kind of thing happens to you very rarely. Is it? I am patient!"

Xia Tong nodded triumphantly. Although I can't see her expression now, there is a high probability that I can guess the look on her face.

"Why don't you blow it? Are you afraid of being spotted by sister Jiang Chen?"

"Blow it yourself, I have a headache."

Putting the hair dryer into Xia Tong’s hands, she doesn’t have time for a sage, I have time, now I’m rational, but the side effects of rationality are becoming more and more obvious, thinking about facing Jiang Chen in the future, my temples feel like they’re about to explode .

"Come on! You don't recognize people when you lift your pants, right?"

"I do have a headache. I get a headache when you talk. It hurts even more when I think about confronting Jiang Chen in the future. Why don't you help me figure out how to solve it? Don't you have a lot of ideas?"

Xia Tong is a pretty girl, but she has a long mouth.

"Don't worry! I'll talk to Qin Luo and Sister Jiang Chen. You just need to kill Qin Luo and leave You Lin's side when you are teasing the dog. Believe it or not, Sister Jiang Chen is her business..."

"That's daring!"

There is one thing to say, Xia Tong's reason sounds very desperate, but as long as I don't go to die, Jiang Chen will not be violent to Xia Tong, but she will really kill me.

"That's your attitude?"

"Otherwise? I'll sing a song for you? The wind is rustling, Yi Shuihan is cold, sister Tong is gone... Hey! Don't hit! Don't hit! Why don't you come back?"

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After we separated from Xia Tong last night, I didn't have a chance to check Jiang Chen's reaction, and I didn't dare to send a sheep to a wolf's mouth. Although I sensed something during dinner this morning, I didn't find a chance to chat.

Now that he finally arrived at the school, he was finally able to distance himself from the others, so he quickly pulled Xia Tong aside.

"Is this what you said to leave it to you???"

"Hmm! Did you see that sister Jiang Chen tipped off my mother?"

"She didn't know how to tip off the news. If the requirements are so low, wouldn't it be the same if I went?"

When I heard Xia Tong recommending himself to deal with Jiang Chen last night, I was actually very happy. Now it seems that "cheap goods are not good", and the quality of things that can be obtained easily is not high.

As long as I don't completely tear our skins apart with Jiang Chen, as long as we are still living under the same roof, as long as Xia Tong is still Jiang Chen's younger sister, then I don't have to worry about Jiang Chen's messing things up.

So I can't understand what Xia Tong is saying now, and I don't know what to be proud of.

"Then you go! What's the use of talking about it?"

"I……"

"What me? Sister Jiang Chen is already very polite just staring at you today. After all, she is just guessing that I will help you. The source of the problem is me. If you tell the truth, you will not see the sun tomorrow. Believe it or not? "

"letter!"

Gritting her teeth, Xia Tong popped the word out of her mouth. Xia Tong still understood me, and exposed the fact that I was a paper tiger with one sentence.

Now I'm not dissatisfied with Xia Tong's handling of the results, but if I really want to deal with Jiang Chen, forget it, it's just a joke.

At that time, the enemy will be extremely jealous when they meet, and there is a high probability that Jiang Chen will scold him so much that he can't even lift his head. Looking at it this way, Xia Tong has already done a good job, and I shouldn't have more unrealistic expectations.

"Ye Xi, come here!"

"Oh...it's over! What should I do?"

NMD, I just said that Xia Tong handled it well, and the death scythe was placed on my neck.

"What else can I do? I'll be with you!"

"Come on, Jiang Chen didn't call you, it's troublesome in the past, I'm going to die, remember to collect my body!"

Leaving Xia Tong behind, I ran two steps towards Jiang Chen, and just after I was ready to die generously, I found that Jiang Chen's eyes skipped me and fell further behind.

"What are you doing here? Did I call you?"

"Yeah, what are you doing here?"

If Jiang Chen didn't say I didn't notice, there was something wrong with Xia Tong, did she run over on tiptoe, followed me all the way and didn't hear a sound.

I obviously told her not to cause trouble, and now I'm still playing the game of cutting first and then playing.

"Why can't I come? What if you bully Ye Xi?"

"Do you need me to bully Ye Xi? I told my aunt what happened yesterday, you two have to finish playing with Qin Luo!"

"Don't! Don't! Don't! Calm down! Calm down!"

After Xia Tong finished speaking, Jiang Chen was furious. If it wasn't for the inconvenient action on Xia Tong in public, I think Jiang Chen should have his mouth torn apart by Xia Tong at this time.

What does it mean to be afraid of Jiang Chen bullying me? With so many people looking at it with their feet, you know it's impossible, right?

But Xia Tong didn't have the consciousness of saying the wrong thing, and now she is still confident, holding my arm like a tigress protecting a calf.

"Then just say it, Who is afraid of Who? I wish you could tell my mother about this, so that the relationship between me and Ye Xi can be exposed, and Ye Xi can't blame me, blood is good ?"

"you!"

"Hey! Hey! If you don't remember the faults of villains, please let us go..."

I can understand Jiang Chen's mood, if it were me at this time, I would definitely not be able to bear it.