Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

Sickness

"Qin Luo, it's getting late, can you leave now?"

"What time is it? Didn't we just start?"

After being ordered to leave by Xia Tong, Qin Luo's expression was dazed for a moment, as if he suspected that he was too obsessed with what he said and didn't notice the passage of time, but when he looked down at his watch, the daze on his face turned into I don't understand what Xia Tong said.

"Why should I leave at eight o'clock?"

"Isn't eight o'clock enough? The news broadcast has finished for half an hour, and the kindergarten children are all asleep!"

"???"

"calm down!"

Looking at Qin Luo's expression now, I know he doesn't understand why Xia Tong uses "news broadcast" and "kindergarten children" as an analogy. In fact, I don't understand the cause and effect, but I do know why Xia Tong so.

Qin Luo is too an eyesore here. If Xia Tong wants to do those impure things with me, he has to go. If I don’t say anything at this time, once Xia Tong really drives Qin Luo away, then I'm screwed.

"Don't make trouble, there is no such thing as leaving in the middle of the conversation, you must at least let us finish this lesson?"

"Shut up, you don't know why I did this, do you?"

Bang! ! !

"..."

Xia Tong slapped her hard on the chest, and she took a dozen steps back before she managed to stabilize her figure. At this moment, her throat felt sweet, and a mouthful of blood spewed out, dyeing the ground in front of her red.

of course……

These are all exaggerations, but chest tightness and shortness of breath do exist, and there is a feeling that Xia Tong's ribs have been snapped off. As for Qin Luo, who was still confident and unwilling to leave just now, his tone suddenly became sluggish after seeing this scene.

"Then shall I go or not?"

"What do you say?"

When Xia Tong and Qin Luo looked at each other, I definitely didn't dare to refute her remarks in front of Xia Tong, otherwise, when Xia Tong told me what to do in advance, I would break my promise by doing so.

Now it's all nonsense, but Xia Tong is indeed on the right side, so I can only wink at Qin Luo when Xia Tong relaxes his vigilance against me. As for whether he understands it or not, it is beyond my ability. , God bless him to understand...

"Xiao Tong, do you know the "Principle of Diminishing Marginal Benefits"? "

"Do not want to know!"

"I think you should know...the cake tastes good when you eat the first and second cakes, but the hundredth one is disgusting. Maybe you will have psychological shadows when you see cakes in your life. The same is true when you are in love. In this way, when we first talked, we were full of joy, and the two wanted to stick together all the time, but as the time together got longer, this kind of enthusiasm became less and less, and in the end, sooner or later, because of the dull relationship Regularity, and feel bored and reach the burnout period, which is what we often call the "seven-year itch". "

"so what?"

Under Qin Luoxiaozhi's speech with reason and emotion, Xia Tong only had disdain in his eyes.

"What do you want to express? Ye Xi and I are still far away from the "seven-year itch", so you don't need to worry about it! "

"Adding more investment at the existing level will reduce the marginal sense of accomplishment. It's really not good for girls to be too active. I think it's strange how you two are in love, and it's completely opposite to what I first understood. So you like this Doing so is overdrafting your relationship and will speed up the arrival of the "seven-year itch". "

Obviously Xia Tong was taught a lesson, but I always had the illusion that I was dissed by Qin Luo. What is "overdraft in advance"?I'm really not the kind of person who loves the new and hates the old!

Xia Tong's only problem now is that she is too anxious, all she can think about is how to get into bed with me, and what is the most comfortable position after going to bed, but we should be younger at this age, at least in our family atmosphere. freshen up.

But when Qin Luo dissed me and I dissed Xia Tong, Xia Tong grabbed the pillow and threw it at Qin Luo hard.

"Nonsense! Ye Xina and I are more affectionate than Jin Jian... Don't think I don't know. Diminishing marginal returns are true, but diminishing marginal returns doesn't mean that you don't invest. On the contrary, as long as you hold back the lack of success." Continue to invest during the period of time and boredom, although the benefits are diminishing, the benefits are still greater than zero, and continue to accumulate until the quantitative change leads to a qualitative change, from love to family, and the two will spend their lives together, otherwise, how can there be so many golden weddings and diamond weddings?"

"How do you know so much?"

Compared with Xia Tong hitting Qin Luo with a pillow, I am more curious about Xia Tong's knowledge reserve.

I haven't heard Qin Luo talk about this for so long. The reason is very simple, but Xia Tong's polite appearance is obviously borrowed from the book.

"Do you think that I just do nothing when you are studying with me? I also flipped through the books when you were studying! It's just that Qin Luo dared to mislead his younger brother and explained indiscriminately on the basis that he learned earlier than us. It seems that I really want to complain to Sister Jingyu Well, if you only "provoke me and Ye Xi's feelings", you will die ugly. "

"Don't! No way! Ye Xi, you want to testify for me, I'm doing it for your own good..."

As soon as the words "Sister Jing Yu" were spoken, Qin Luo immediately panicked.

Logically speaking, his point of view is correct. Xia Tong’s posting was indeed a little too much, and he even felt like he was humiliating himself, but on the matter of "diminishing marginal returns", he only said half of it, and Xia Tong did find a reason. This is like "Heaven and earth are not benevolent, and everything is a straw dog", whether there is a completely different meaning in the second half of the sentence.

And the most important thing now is that Qin Luo said this because he understood my eyes, but it was inconvenient for me to explode myself, especially after Xia Tong glared at me viciously, so I could only define this matter as Qin Luo Luo kindly said bad things.

"You just wait to die! I'll call Sister Jing Yu right now, if you have anything to say, you and Sister Jing Yu can explain..."

Xia Tong took out her mobile phone as she spoke, and the movement of dialing did not seem to be joking at all, but just as I was about to reach out to grab it, Qin Luo got up first, and the eyes of the two of them broke up.

"Don't! Don't! Don't! Can't I go?"

"It's about the same, but don't go through the door, Sister Jiang Chen is in the living room, if you are seen by Sister Jiang Chen, you might as well not go..."

After Qin Luo got up, Xia Tong didn't forget to remind him that in order to reach a seamless handover with Qin Luo at the first time, since Jiang Chen came over, he has been sitting in the living room after dinner.

Now once Qin Luo leaves and is discovered by Jiang Chen, Xia Tong's desire to be alone with me is just a dream. Jiang Chen will not give me this opportunity, let alone her, unless she dares to pick it up in front of Jiang Chen with the cheek I pants, that when I said nothing.

"Where should I go if I don't go through the gate? Does your house have a back door?"

"There must be. The structure is exactly the same as Jiang Chen's house, but the back door has to go through the living room."

If you want to see Ding Dong Gu Mo, besides the "secret room" downstairs of You Lin, the most convenient way is to go through the back door, where the tree planted before is also there.

But now it is not convenient for Qin Luo to enter You Lin's room, and Jiang Chen will see him if he goes to the first floor. Even I feel that Qin Luo has nowhere to go. I really don't know what Xia Tong thinks.

"Then where do I go?"

"Jump to the garage on the second floor!"

"Little ancestor, the garage is more than two meters and almost three meters, are you not afraid that I will fall to your death?"

"That's where Ye Xi jumped to help Sister Jiang Chen carry her luggage in the morning. Now that he hasn't fallen to his death, what are you afraid of?"

Xia Tong is now learning and selling. She never realized that there is a third way out of my house, but now it is different. The garage has become her first choice.

"After that, what will Jiang Chen do if he can't wait for me to go out from here?"

"Don't worry, Sister Jiang Chen won't make small reports. At most, I will tell you not to listen to me in the future. As long as you sneak away today, I won't speak ill of you to Sister Jing Yu!"

Regarding Jiang Chen's matter, Xia Tong seemed very confident, and after I finished listening, I also nodded to Qin Luo in agreement with Xia Tong's statement.

Jiang Chen said he was talking about Er Wuzi, but he and Xia Tong's mother were not on the same mind after all. Even if he knew what Xia Tong and I did, he would probably just sigh helplessly, give Xia Tong a verbal lesson, and then increase his strength. surveillance of her.

"Okay, then you can do it yourself."

After Qin Luo finished speaking, he turned to leave, but was stopped by Xia Tong.

"Wait! Leave the slippers behind, they will get dirty after stepping on them, and it will be troublesome for Ye Xi to clean them afterwards."

"No...then what am I wearing? My shoes are still outside! You can't let me go to the living room to get them? Jiang Chen is not a fool!"

"That's right, stop "bullying" Qin Luo, okay?Anyway, brother! "

Jiang Chen sitting in the living room is unshakable, Xia Tong can't let Qin Luo run back barefoot, it really doesn't take Qin Luo as a person.

But then it turned out that I was thinking too much, Xia Tong directly took out two pairs of my new socks from his pocket.

"I prepared this for you, two pairs are thick enough to wear together, you just step on this and go back, when the time comes, just throw it in the trash can!"

"It's too much! It's too much! Just wear this, don't listen to her."

He snatched the socks from Xia Tong's hand, no matter what, Qin Luo came here to teach me, now it's just cleaning a pair of shoes, how can Xia Tong think so seriously?

I'm not some kind of young lady who doesn't touch the spring water, but Qin Luo took off her shoes before Xia Tong could compete with me.

"Forget it, who made Jing Yu dote on her younger sisters the most, then I will also dote on them together, besides, in order to give Jing Yu a gift before, I had a lot of "disgusting" pupils. Favor..."

"That's fine too! Shall I take you out?"

Since Qin Luo said that, I really have nothing to do. Before Xia Tong thought that Qin Luo was pursuing her, it really disgusted her.

"No, aren't the rooms on both sides the same? Then I know where it is!"

After Qin Luo finished speaking, he tiptoed upstairs, and Xia Tong watched him all the way, until Qin Luo completely disappeared from her sight, and then he let out a long sigh of relief.

"Okay, the person in the way is finally gone, we can get down to business! Take off your clothes!"

"So anxious?"

"Play stupid with me, right? Hurry up and take it off, so you can do it a few more times before sister Jiang Chen finds out..."

"No! Well...Xia Tong, do you think we should take a shower first?"

Sensing the danger, the body subconsciously took two steps back, but Xia Tong didn't want to let me go so easily. I took two steps back and she took three steps until the whole body was attached to me.

"No need!"

"How can it be unnecessary? After all, it is something to be put into the mouth. Do you know that the disease enters through the mouth?"

This person is also real, obviously there is no scale in the chest, but he just wants to squeeze back and forth with me, it is really crowded and sometimes she cries.

"Sister Jiang Chen doesn't know that Qin Luo is gone, we are in a hurry! Do you understand that in a hurry?"

"She's on the first floor and we're on the second floor. If you don't tell me, how does she know we're taking a shower? Besides, it's only eight o'clock, and it will take at least another three hours for Jiang Chen to notice something is wrong, right?"

"You're in trouble, so hurry up!"

"What's the matter? Aren't you going? The co-authored disease is aimed at me alone?"

If you can't resist, enjoy it

"Why should I go, I washed it when I got up in the morning, don't tell me you don't know?"

"How long ago was that?"

What Xia Tong said was unacceptable, but it was not because she didn't pay attention to personal hygiene, but because she didn't want to take a bath itself.

If she had been waiting outside for me not to take a shower, then I would never have had the opportunity to report to Jiang Chen, and naturally there would be no way to end this matter.

"Isn't it only twelve hours?"

"Isn't it only twelve hours? Thank you for being able to say it!"

Shaking my head with a "disgusting" expression, I don't want to use this attitude towards her, but the current situation is really not optimistic, I can only be forced to dislike her, it is best to let her self-esteem be frustrated and go upstairs to take a shower.

But the development of the matter obviously exceeded my expectations. After I showed such an expression, Xia Tong's self-esteem was indeed frustrated, but what she did was not to go upstairs to take a bath, but to take off her underwear in front of me. The skirt, while unbuttoning it, said plausibly.

"I didn't go to the toilet after that, it's very clean there, if you don't believe me, see for yourself!"

"I see your sister?!"

I grabbed Xia Tong's wrist so that her skirt wouldn't fall off, otherwise I should be able to see things that I shouldn't see through the fabric according to the underwear she brought over.