Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

"Rogue! Pooh!"

While Fang Yiyi was lying on top of me, she still did not forget to "spit" in my ears. The sound of "啐" was like a subwoofer, which made my brain buzzing.

"Hold tight, let's go!"

Grabbing Fang Yiyi's calf and standing up, her arm inevitably touched where it shouldn't be.

Although there is no specific feel, but the shape of the **** is really a crime.

When I recited You Lin, I didn't have so many distracting thoughts. Although I always said that Fang Yiyi was my family, deep down I still treated her like an ordinary girl. I had to admit this in the face of reality.

And the damn squeeze behind her made me still have good expectations for Xia Tong's future.

Her mother's genes are there, her aunt's and Jiang Chen's genes are also there, and now there is another sister Jingyu, it doesn't make sense that Xia Tong is the only one in the whole family. Press her head.

I have to believe in science, and I have to believe in my own technique. Kneading can always make it bigger.

"Ye Xi, we still have a long way to go, are you sure you can move me behind your back?"

"What do you mean? May I think you're insulting me?"

The hand holding Fang Yiyi's calf suddenly tightened, and the nails scratched her skin back and forth, teaching her a little lesson.

What I can't bear the most is when girls say "I can't do it". No matter what it is, these two words are the dignity and bottom line of boys, and even Fang Yiyi can't go beyond it.

"No~~ because I feel a little heavy..."

"Ah? Is that so? I also think it's quite... ahhhh! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Don't pull my ears! I haven't finished my sentence yet?!"

What kind of devil character is Fang Yiyi, why did she blow up at once?

My ears are not pig ears, how can I stand her turning 360 degrees?

"What else do you want to say? The first one is affirmative, and the second one just wants to say that I am "very heavy"?" "

"You say you are heavy!"

"I said it was polite, what did you say?"

"Just kidding...just kidding...so what are you doing seriously?"

Although Fang Yiyi is very interesting in some places, she is really not heavy. The initial estimate is only about one hundred catties, and there is almost no fat on her body.

You said that if I made this joke, I would not be wronged at all if Fang Yiyi pulled my ears, but now I haven't finished speaking, isn't Fang Yiyi bullying?

"It's not funny at all. I found out your bad intentions as soon as I tried it. How dare you say I'm serious!"

"Then you're still pulling my ears?"

The act of pulling ears is originally entertaining.

Fang Yiyi is just like a scumbag now, she has sex with me but refuses to admit it, she is also joking but deliberately pretends to be serious.

"This is my punishment!"

"Punishment should be slapped. What kind of punishment is pulling your ears?"

Snapped----

"so?"

As soon as the words fell, Fang Yiyi slapped me lightly. The force was so small that it was outrageous. As a slap, it actually made me feel itchy. This is simply a shame.

"It's unreasonable, are you flirting?"

"Hey! You can't talk nonsense!"

"I know, I'm just joking. If you're lame, just lie on my back. I'm a volunteer now. Shouldn't you respect me? "

I'm telling the truth, what is a slap of this strength not flirting?

Now if you want to blame, blame Fang Yiyi for being too indulgent to me. These behaviors are impossible for her to do to other boys, so it shouldn't be too much for me to make a joke, right?

"What if I say no? My status in the family is higher than yours..."

"Hey! Are you still yelling at me?"

"So what, you can still hit me?"

"Fang Yiyi, don't think that you can do whatever you want just because you are a girl, let me tell you, if you don't restrain yourself, I will see you once in the future..."

"Just what?"

"You hit me once!!!"

Say the most cowardly words in the most ruthless tone, how can I, a big boy, argue with Fang Yiyi?What kind of international joke are you making?

"Wow! Such an imposing threat, so scary~~"

"It's good to know that you are afraid, anyway, I have rough skin and thick flesh, and I will exhaust you to death!"

Responding to all changes with the same, and using my advantage of face to the extreme, maybe I can publish a book "Leaf Art of War" in the future, which specifically introduces how to admit weakness in front of girls.

In the world of martial arts, the only thing that can't be broken is cowardice. I won't fight you at all. How can you beat me? !

"Then I'll exhaust you first, can you lift it up a little bit, I'm about to fall~~"

"If you can't fall, don't worry."

Now grabbing the calf is actually pretty good, if I go up, I will touch Fang Yiyi's butt, this is not a joke.

"But my posture is so ugly, raise your hands up a little bit!"

"No, if you go up, you will touch your butt."

Fang Yiyifei forced me to speak out, how embarrassing is the atmosphere now?

Of course I know that her posture doesn't look good, because I didn't support her buttocks, so her whole body is sinking, but I can't help it, it's not convenient for me to touch the place where I can use my strength.

"Just use the back of your hand, I might as well go by myself if you're like this, it's so ugly~~"

"Are you sure? This is not something I want to take advantage of you!"

"Affirmation and affirmation, how can there be so much emphasis on the back of the hand?"

"Fine……"

Fang Yiyi asked again and again, and now even puts his arms around my neck, so I have to agree even if I don't agree.

I may have underestimated the idol burden of girls, and it is beautiful to be carried by others.

The palm of my hand tentatively rubbed upwards, and after making sure that Fang Yiyi really didn't mind, I dared to put my hand on it.

Although it's just the back of the hand, the tactile sensation is ten thousand times clearer than when you touch it with your arm.

To be honest, Fang Yiyi's figure is really perfect, she looks soft and weak, but the place that should be convex is not compromised at all, and now she really feels a little unbearable.

"Don't move your hands!!"

"Am I that kind of person? It's just a matter of adjusting my posture..."

Fang Yiyi has wronged me, where did I have the guts to dare to mess around?

I keep my head down every day and I don't want to see her when I look up. I don't want to freeze the relationship between me and her because of my desire for a while.

I even suspect now that Fang Yiyi is using this erotic punishment to teach me a lesson because I just joked with her.

"Don't listen, don't listen! Ye Xi recites the scriptures!"

"%×@#￥%..."

"By the way, remember to take the car over there."

"Why? You can just take a taxi here?"

The western restaurant is just down the street, why do we have to take such a long detour?

"Just let you go there, can I still sell you? Anyway, it's not worth a lot... Oh! It hurts! It hurts!"

"Hmph! This is the price you pay for speaking ill of me. Try resisting? I see you don't have hands..."

Fang Yiyi's arms were originally wrapped around my neck, so I can restrain her by lowering my head, and my hands are also gently pinching Fang Yiyi's inner thighs, as a price for her saying that I am worthless.

Logically speaking, this confrontation should be a complete victory for me, but what I didn't expect was that Fang Yiyi played so well and was forced to put my entire earlobe in it, biting his teeth lightly on it, so that This is to sound the clarion call for counterattack.

"Do you still dare to provoke me?"

"Don't dare dare! Admit defeat, surrender! Cease land, pay compensation!"

Horizontally afraid of being stunned, stunned for fear of dying.

If I had known Fang Yiyi was so big at playing, I would never have bound her arms, but she even used her teeth. How could I beat her?

I honestly followed Fang Yiyi's instructions to the bus stop, and now I don't have time to wipe my ears. This moist feeling made my heart beat so fast that I almost jumped out.

earthy aroma

"Where are we going?"

"secret."

"What are we going for?"

"secret."

"What exactly do you want to do?"

"secret."

"Then is there anything you can tell me?"

"secret."

No matter what I say or say now, Fang Yiyi will always keep a "secret" unchanged for thousands of years.

I can understand what she did before, she wanted to have a sense of mystery, but now she and I have been sitting on this damn bus for almost an hour, even if the place is at the end of the world, it is time to arrive, why is the tone so strict? ?

"So when are you going to take your feet off me?"

"secret."

"This is also a secret? Are you sure?"

There was no one in this car, Fang Yiyi and I got into the car and found a seat for two very smoothly.

But not even a minute after sitting down, Fang Yiyi put her two snow-white and delicate long legs on me, then said nothing, just stared at me, with a look on her face With an "excuse me" smile, she clearly asked me to give her a massage.