Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

Walking the dog in high heels... Isn't it hard to think about making yourself guilty?

"It's just slipping away... is there any problem?"

"Of course there is a problem! Take it off and put it on again when you come back, or you won't be able to keep up with the dog when it starts running."

"Are you still running?"

"Nonsense, otherwise, why would you call it a dog walk? You have to go crazy with them. If it's just a walk, then my mother wouldn't leave this drudgery to me."

Perhaps in Fang Yiyi's impression, walking the dogs means taking them out for a walk.

I thought the same way before walking the dog for the first time, because all I saw in the community before was this kind of picture, the owner led the dog to stop and go, saying that walking was actually going outside to go to the bathroom.

But Dingdang is too young, less than a year after getting them back, You Lin pets them again.

This is like taking elementary school students out for an outing. It is unreliable to expect them to stay by my side honestly. When I get excited, they will lead me to run.

You can't pull them, or you'll be wilted when you come back, so it's better not to take them out.

"Then don't I have to take a shower when I come back?"

"It's up to you. If you feel sweaty, you can wash it. Anyway, it's in time for the opening of the movie. It's useless for us to go there so early."

The ten o'clock movie is not yet eight o'clock, and we have more than enough time.

What's more, just thinking about the thin stockings paired with sweaty legs is very exciting.

"You didn't say it earlier, get out!"

"I don't know that you don't know, don't push me, this is my room, I have the right to watch in it..."

Fang Yiyi ignored my nonsense, and was pushed out of my own room by her again, and stood at the door blankly, unable to do anything.

I have never experienced this feeling of waiting for my girlfriend to go out before Xia Tong. There is a door across the door, but I just don't know when she will come out. This feeling is really tormenting.

Fortunately, Fang Yiyi doesn't have the "bad habit" of putting on makeup, a little powder is enough, otherwise I can really wait until I collapse.

"Look! Is this going to work?"

In just half a minute, Fang Yiyi tidied herself up. Although her clothes were not as impulsive as before, fortunately, she could go out for a walk with the dog.

"Congratulations, you have successfully joined our dog walking team."

It is a kind of inheritance to hand over the collar that has been prepared to Fang Yiyi. It is the same way that Hong Qigong handed over the dog-beating stick to Huang Rong back then.

"The little girl also asks the senior to teach me a lot."

"That's right... Ding Dong! Go out and play!"

I am angry

"This kind of sunshine coming out of the shade of the trees is so comfortable. I usually go to school as soon as I get up at home. I don't have this kind of experience at all..."

"Then how about I make a decision instead of my mother and pass on the position of "Dog Walking Captain" to you, so that you can enjoy the warm sunshine every day. "

The road in front of Fang Yiyi's house is empty, so she said that she didn't have the experience of walking in the shade and sunshine in the morning, I firmly believe it.

Now he talked to Fang Yiyi half-jokingly, but what he got was a pair of helpless white eyes from her.

"What? Treat me as a free coolie!"

"How is it possible, I have always regarded you as a little princess."

It's strange to say, I don't know what's wrong with me, but after Fang Yiyi changed her personality these days, I also started to like to joke with her, and the frequency became more and more frequent.

If the relationship between Fang Yiyi and I was a "close friend" in the past, it now means "blue-faced confidant". Move closer to You Lin.

"is it?"

"Of course, look at my sincere eyes! The last time it appeared was when I saw Snow White illustrations when I was a child..."

She widened her eyes, trying to convince Fang Yiyi of my joke, but she didn't pay attention to my eyes at all, and flicked around my eyes lightly with her hand.

"I didn't see the sincere eyes, but I saw two panda eyes, "ugly" is dead! "

"Talk about me, don't you have it too?"

Unwilling to refute, she reached out and flicked around Fang Yiyi's eyes.

Fang Yiyi worked too hard yesterday. Originally, I thought that after returning from Jinghua, I would be physically and mentally exhausted, and I would be able to rest after studying a little, but Fang Yiyi explained the whole set of papers for me abruptly.

In the end, I even came up with my own questions, changing all the values ​​​​of all the questions I didn’t know, and then repeating the above process again for those who made mistakes until I achieved a 100% correct rate.

In the middle, Fang Yiyi went out to make me a cup of coffee, and she and I didn't even change our posture. Now it's normal for both of us to have panda eyes.

And the most rigid thing is that every time I make up lessons, I say to be restrained, but every time I don't have a long memory, Fang Yiyi is also selfless to me, wishing to give me make up lessons 24 hours a day.

"I can make up, can you?"

"Why can't I, I look like Pan An, but I have more makeup than Song Yu?"

Fang Yiyi is discriminating against boys, who said boys can't wear makeup?

Don't celebrities have to put on makeup before going on stage? Don't look at those little fresh meats on stage one by one, their skin may not be as good as mine when they don't have makeup.

"Bah! Why didn't I find you so shameless before?"

"Fact, I admit that I am not as "handsome" as Fang Xuan, but do you know that Gu Tianle is mediocre? "

Anyway, I already look like Pan An before Song Yu, so Fang Yiyi probably doesn't mind if I have a thicker skin.

Appearance is a person's face, who would say that he is ugly?

No matter how humble I used to be, at most it means that I look average, but my parents put their genes there, so how could the "average" in my mouth be really average?

"I know, your surname is Ye Mingxi and the style name is Tianle. Ye Tianle is unknown, right?"

"so smart!"

The difference between me and Fang Xuan is actually the difference between Gu Tianle and Xiao Xianrou.

When he was young, Gu Tianle was not as dark as he is now, nor is he as handsome as Xiao Xianrou now, but who dares to say that he is more handsome than when he was young?

I am the same now. Take the example around me. Uncle You and my dad are actually two extremes. One is informal, cheerful and changeable, and the other is serious, rigid, stubborn and weird. He was also a handsome guy when he was young, but Uncle You is more popular than my dad.

Under the current aesthetics, people like Fang Xuan are much more popular than me. I don’t think I’m much worse than him just by pulling out my facial features, and I even think I’m more handsome than him.

"But I think you are more handsome than Fang Xuan, why do you think Fang Xuan is more handsome than you?"

"what?"

What Fang Yiyi said made me stop, the collar tightened suddenly and almost strangled Ding Ding to death, and Dangdang didn't make a fuss after realizing that the owner was busy, and quietly squatted on the lawn beside him and started to defecate.

"Are you flattering me like this now?"

It's okay for me to boast about myself, even if I say I'm the most beautiful man in the world, that's my business alone.

But when Fang Yiyi said this, it was a bit of a suspicion of flattering me and comforting me with white lies.

"It's not flattery, don't you think boys like Fang Xuan have a feminine look?"

"So what do you think, don't you girls like that kind of thing? Otherwise, why should he be a school girl..."

You must know that the identity of Mr. Fang Xuan has not been revealed until now. When the school grass was selected, at most it was guessed from his daily clothes that he had a superior family background. The reason why Xuan can sit in this seat now is all because of his face.

There is no controversy about the school belle list, the boys are very unified in this, Xia Tong, You Lin, Fang Yiyi are basically unanimously elected, even the girls feel ashamed.

But the school draft list is different. Boys are all competitive, and under the premise that they cannot be elected, they cannot be too concerned, so it can be said that the school draft list is all girls. Naturally, the ranking is the most authoritative, and you can see girls' preferences at a glance.

"Anyway, I don't like it. Look at your dad and my dad, don't they all look handsome? But are they feminine?"

"They are of different ages. I was a little envious of Fang Xuan at first. How good it is to rely on your face to make a living."

At the time of my parents, if a boy puts on makeup before going out, he would be laughed at by others.

But now the world has changed, and it is quite normal for boys to put on makeup, Fang Yiyi's reason is not reasonable.

"Why? Don't you envy me now?"

"Gold and jade are on the outside, but on the inside, what should I envy?"

I admit that I am not as handsome as Fang Xuan, but I don't admit that I am inferior to Fang Xuan. I really look down on people like him.

"Yes, but I just think you are more handsome than him, and you are definitely not flattering!"

"Thank you, please help me."

"what?"

"Shovel shit, can you just throw it on the ground like this?"

With a long sigh, he went straight to the area where Ding Dong had just been, and the fresh feces even gave off bursts of heat.

Dogs are really an amazing race. Except for a few accidents, they will never defecate at home, which leads to having to shovel shit every time they come out, without exception.

"You don't know how to use your hands directly?"

"Otherwise? Are you going to dig a hole with a shovel and bury it?"

"Isn't this too disgusting?"

"Don't worry! How can you use your hands directly? I have gloves, and I use them for surgery in hospitals."

Fang Yiyi's disgusted expression is not deceiving, she obviously misunderstood something.

But I think Fang Yiyi doesn't use her brain. If you think about it casually, you should know that I can't use my hands directly. Does she know that it's disgusting and I don't know?

Now I took out latex gloves and garbage bags from my pocket, and put them on top of each other, covering three layers. Then I picked up all the granular feces on the lawn and threw them into the garbage bag with my hands. Go to the trash can with the gloves.

"It's still disgusting..."

"This is the price of raising a dog. Think about You Lin and my mother, this is what they usually do."

It's okay for Fang Yiyi to feel disgusted, anyone who does it for the first time will feel disgusted.

But I think my mother should be the most acceptable. She changed the diapers that Xiaoxi and I used to use. Are those more disgusting than this?

Maybe one day Fang Yiyi will become a mother, and she won't find this disgusting anymore in retrospect, after all, everything needs to be compared.

"What about Kuaimo? Don't they want to be brought out?"

"No, cats are all settled in the cat litter. It's enough to take them out once in the evening to relax... Besides, those two are small ancestors. When you Lin and I bring them out, we have to hold each of them. , not to mention they are still sleeping now, don’t we hate them by hugging them?”

I couldn't wake up in the morning, so I ran to the balcony to bask in the sun at noon, and I couldn't even move it, so I could only take it out for a walk at night.

Besides, their strolling is completely different from that of Dingdang, as soon as You Lin and I let go, we will immediately find a comfortable place to lie down.