Girlfriend is Fierce and Cute, Please Respect Yourself

Let’s not use You Lin and Fang Yiyi as an example now, let’s use Xia Tong herself, she definitely didn’t ask for anything in return for giving me a gift, but I can’t really have nothing in return, because the gift value is too high this time, I He must give Xia Tong something back.

The unrealistic ideas that Mu Xi said have to be sidelined now, otherwise, if I just give Xia Tong an engagement ring, she will be crazy?

"That's not necessary, she has two..."

"Hiss~~ You're out of your mind today, aren't you?"

What Mu Xi said gave me a real headache, and I would go racing if I disagreed with her. I have never seen her so active.

"No, benefactor, you took the initiative to call, I'm a little excited, and I'm not wrong, there are two Xiatong!"

"Then you don't? What are you talking about here?"

"Oh! Can't I be wrong? I'm so excited, I restrain myself..."

"Don't hold back, can you make your brain more active while you are excited, do you have any suggestions for building more?"

Mu Xi is also a girl herself, so she knows best what gifts girls like to receive.

And she has the most important difference from Xia Tong, You Lin, and Fang Yiyi. Those three people are usually "autistic" type, and there are almost no ordinary friends who have a good time around them.

But Mu Xi is different. In her previous school, she had female friends from the civilian class. I saw it when I went to the aquarium last time, so Mu Xi’s vision is wider than others. High-end and low-end her All involved.

From this point of view, Mu Xi is also the best person I can turn to for help, only Tang Tang.

"Then snacks?"

"Xia Tong doesn't eat and sends out LOW."

This is the mentally handicapped gift I was talking about online. Whose girlfriend has such low requirements, and she is moved to tears when she buys a "snack gift pack"?

Going forward seven or eighty years, it's okay to say that ten catties of rice is already a good dowry gift, but isn't it a curse to give someone snacks as a gift now?

"What about the cosmetics?"

"If there is a special one, I'll give it as superfluous."

Whether it's Xia Tong, You Lin, or Fang Yiyi, they usually wear light makeup, but they have very strict requirements for cosmetics. I don't know Fang Yiyi's situation, but I can see Xia Tong and You Lin's side .

Although on Weibo, I can often see many women asking their boyfriends for various cosmetics, and a lipstick costs hundreds of dollars, but this is meaningless to me.

"Flowers?"

"Worthless..."

This thing can't be eaten or used, and it can be thrown into the trash can after giving it away. I really can't think of any other functions for it except that it can show financial power when giving a handful.

Express love?

Don't be funny, flowers are ignorant, moon is boring, and wine has no spirit. I never believe in these things, and I haven't had a firm hug to be reliable.

"Then son?"

"Son... what are you talking about?"

Mu Xi is getting more and more exaggerated now, does she know what nonsense she is talking about?

I admit that although You Lin and Fang Yiyi don't want this thing, it is a killer weapon for Xia Tong, but anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is nonsense, how can anyone give it away as a gift to his son?

"No, Engong, you are too demanding. Girls like clothes, bags, cosmetics, jewelry, and flowers. Xia Tong has everything, and you don't like the rest, so you can only give ancestral DNA. Yet?"

"..."

"Benege? Why don't you speak? Did I say something wrong?"

"Fuck! Mu Xi! You are such a little genius!"

Yup!How did I forget this?

Compared with other things, this is definitely the most cost-effective choice. Except for Fang Yiyi, I have never delivered it, and I have experience with Xia Tong and You Lin. Isn't this the correct answer to send it to your door?

"Ah? Eunuch... no... I... I'm just kidding... I have no place to have a baby when I'm pregnant with you. It's too early to be a father at this age, isn't it?"

"It's not what you thought, thank you, I'll treat you to dinner when I go back!"

Hang up the phone directly, I'm such a pighead, I didn't think of such a simple thing.

Now that we have a general direction, the next thing will be much easier. As long as the funds are sufficient, 15 minutes is more than enough, as long as Xia Tong doesn't find me buying gifts for Fang Yiyi in the future, otherwise I will still die suddenly on the spot.

521 You Lin's Extra Story

"Ye Dong, your wife just complained that you don't understand the style, do you have anything to refute?"

"No."

Dotingly squeezed You Lin's palm, her thoughts returned to a long, long time ago.

……

When she was a child, she asked me to guess who she liked. I guessed all over her circle of friends and couldn't get the correct answer. After that, I watched her persevere.

I said: how about you tell me how many strokes his name has.

She said: Nineteen.

I've been guessing this answer for years.

……

One more time.

She asked me: what kind of girlfriend do you like?

I say look at the feel.

She asked: what about me?

I said, you are too familiar to start.

……

One more time.

I said if you squeeze my nose again, I will kiss you and take your first kiss.

She said if you dare, she reached out and pinched me again.

First warning!

Second warning!

Third warning!

Ultimatum!

Don't say anything! !

Well, you are cruel, I admit defeat.

……

One more time.

I watched a horror movie with her at her house, and she shook and shook with her long white legs on top of me, and tickled my ears with her feet, which was eventually taken off by me.

At that time, besides her, I had two cats in my arms. There should be no two damn cats between ordinary couples.

……

One more time.

I asked her to accompany me to the junior high school party.

She asked: I don't know each other, so what is my identity to participate in?

I say childhood sweethearts.

So I went to that party alone.

……

One more time.

When I got home in the evening, I didn't enter the house. I said what are you doing, hurry up, my sister is still at home waiting for me to cook.

She pointed to the door of her own house and asked if I had anything to say.

I said no, and she came to my house to cook with me.

Later I found out why she always looked at me with a resentful look when she was cooking.

……

One more time.

When I was in college, I was coaxed by my class to make a confession. After school, she asked me: Are you telling the truth at noon?

Of course I was joking!

She asked me who I liked and I said "guess".

She said that I couldn't guess, but she had to listen to me, and I said it was your abstention.

……

One more time.

She asked me to send her a painting, I said should I paint you or me, she said I wanted you.

Then I drew a heroic Changshan Zhao Zilong for her, and she laughed for a lifetime, saying that I had no self-awareness and should have drawn Zhang Yide, a man of Yan.

That painting is still hanging in my living room. Even my grandson really thought his grandfather was Changshan Zhao Zilong at first, and even went to kindergarten to brag about it.

……

One more time.

She asked me, what do you think of me over the years.

I say childhood sweethearts!

anything else?

Neighbor!

anything else?