After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

"Give it a try, anyway, it's better than doing nothing." Hua Ming stretched out his hand to Sayuri, "How about it? Would you like to try it with me?"

"...Well! Please! Please let me see Xiaolin again, even if I have to pay any price, it doesn't matter!" Sayuri wiped the tears from her face, sniffed her nose, and held it tightly took Hua Ming's hand.

"Okay, then, Miss Remi, you can wait here first, or you can go back. The places where Sayuri and I are going next are not places where we can travel casually."

"Hey, wait! Do you think that you can get rid of the great Master Remy...Fuck!!!" Before Remi could finish her aggressive words, Hua Ming snapped her fingers and directly brought Seeing Sayuri disappear in place, the second half of the words suddenly choked in her throat.

"Kazami-kun, where are we going?" With just a blink of an eye, Sayuri realized that she had been taken to an ordinary hill. She looked around and found that it was not too far from Tushan. , asked suspiciously.

"Underworld." Hua Ming casually replied, while reaching out to take out the phone from his pocket, and make another Didi Dazi.

"Beep beep...——Sorry, the user you are calling has switched off the phone, please try again later..."

A call was made, but to Hua Ming's surprise, the old woman Yakumozi turned off her phone.

It seems that the Didi Dazi he called this morning made the other party very dissatisfied.

It's no wonder that Yakumo Zi likes to sleep late, just like Reimu's love of money, it's a bad habit that can't be changed.

I was disturbed in my sleep by him this morning, I guess I won't be answering my phone for a while now.

Then it's a bit difficult to deal with now, the underworld is not so easy to enter and exit, unless it is a soul, ordinary creatures really can't enter.

"Hey, there's nothing I can do about it. I have to lose my morals once." Hua Ming sighed, reached into the storage space, and was about to take out the stuff at the bottom of the box, then turned her head and said to Sayuri: " Say it first, no matter what you see later, don't look at me with strange eyes, after all, this is not what I want. "

Sayuri nodded ignorantly.

Then she saw Hua Ming's right hand sticking out of the void, the moment it was pulled out, it was actually tightly clutching a... Fat times?

It's still the fat one with purple and white lace!

This, what is the situation? ! ——! ! !

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Chapter 180 Three Noble Phantasms—Zi Ma's Fat Times

Item name: Fat times of a forever 17-year-old girl.

Quality: Golden Legend.

Function: Hold the fat time in your hand, you can control part of the force of the gap.Remarks: If you wear it on your head, you will get double power gain buff.

Note: This fat is a 17-year-old girl's personal belongings. It has been carried by its owner for several years and watered by spring water. It has long been contaminated with a strange fragrance.If you are not a person with a pure heart, you will not be able to obtain such artifacts.

Cough cough, the above content is the way I use the game item to explain the function of this fat time, so the reason why Hua Ming took this item out is not to play a pervert on Sayuri alone, but I came to open a gap by myself.

To be honest, Hua Ming has never used it since Yakumo Zi gave it to her on her birthday N years ago.Because he is a pure boy with dignity and integrity, how could he pinch an old woman's fat side and yell pineapple jackfruit or something... right?

But now is a special situation. For Sayuri's wish, Hua Ming can only grit his teeth and lose his integrity once.

Anyway, if only Sayuri saw it, it wouldn't be too serious.

So Hua Ming, under the gaze of Sayuri's bewildered eyes, took the fat time in his hand and swiped to open a gap, then pulled Sayuri and jumped in quickly.

When Hua Ming and Sayuri landed on the ground again, they had already arrived at the land of the underworld, and in front of them was the famous Santu River.

"Is this the underworld? Sure enough, I can't feel any energy of life." There is a unique breath in the air of the underworld. If an ordinary person stands here, it will take less than three seconds for the soul to come out of the body. , After a long time, it will completely become a ghost.

"The underworld is not without life energy, it's just another form of manifestation. You must know that the cycle of life and death is one. Even ghosts need the special energy of the underworld to survive and not be lost." While talking, Hua Ming took out a handful of dirt from Xiaolin's grave just now.

"Then are we going to find Xiaolin? But after such a long time, could she have been reincarnated? Even if she hasn't been reincarnated, where are we going to find her... The underworld is said to be bigger than the world There are a lot of them." Sayuri stretched her eyes out into the distance, as if she wanted to see the scene on the other side at the end of the Santu River in front of her, and no matter how she changed the angle, what she saw was always a dark horizon.

The water in Santuchuan is a strange black color. If you stand by the river and look down, you will find that the water is so viscous that even if you have eyes like Erlangshen or Baiyan, you cannot pass through that layer. Black water, see the scene below.

However, according to the legend, there are countless souls in the Santu River who wanted to cross the river, but because they could not get on the boat of the god of death, they chose to swim over, and eventually sank at the bottom of the Styx River, becoming the bottom of the Styx River, hiding part of the turmoil.

"No need to look for it." In just the blink of an eye, Hua Ming had already drawn a magic circle on the ground, and placed the pile of soil in the center of the magic circle.

'Snapped! '

Hua Ming clasped his hands together, and quickly chanted some mysterious spell, and every time he uttered a spell, the spell would appear in the air, turning into streaks of golden inscriptions, which kept flying above the magic circle. Flying like bright golden dragons.

Gradually, as Hua Ming recited more and more spells, the magic circle also lit up with mysterious inscriptions, and on the pile of soil in the middle, there was a faint phantom like a wisp of green smoke. appeared there.

Tears immediately fell from Sayuri's eyes. She looked at the phantom in surprise and covered her mouth, for fear that her inadvertent cry would disturb Hua Ming.

Although she still can't see her face clearly, based on the woman's intuition, she has already decided that he is her friend!

When Hua Ming saw the phantom, he also secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

It's a good thing this person didn't go to reincarnation, otherwise he would have to go to Hades to check the reincarnation information.But if you do that, the trouble will not be so big.

But fortunately, now his spirit summoning technique has succeeded.

The phantom gradually solidified, and soon after Hua Ming finished chanting the incantation, the phantom had turned into the image of a girl, and it was the weird looking girl in the portrait.

"Xiao Lin!" Sayuri couldn't bear the emotions in her heart any longer. Seeing that Hua Ming had stopped casting magic and the light of the magic circle dimmed, she rushed forward without hesitation, and tightly hugged her friend's body. The soul is in his arms.

"Eh? I'm.....Little Yezi?!" The girl named Xiaolin, probably because she was summoned by Hua Ming inexplicably, seemed a little confused.But being hugged by Sayuri, she also reacted, and looked at the person who hugged her, and cried out in disbelief.

"Yeah! It's me, it's me, I finally saw you! Huh..." Sayuri cried and laughed while hugging Xiaolin, obviously unable to calm down because of her emotional agitation.

"Uh...Little Yezi, are you dead too?" This ghost girl seemed to be a bit of a natural stupefied, and she was in a daze for a while before uttering such a sentence from her mouth.

"I'm not dead yet!"

......

After a while, Xiaolin finally sorted things out, looked at the two people in front of her, and suddenly bowed solemnly to Hua Ming, "Although this is a bit strange for me, I still I want to thank you, thank you for helping Xiao Ye Zi, this idiot, and being friends with her, so that I can finally rest in peace."

"Stupid Xiaolin, what nonsense are you talking about! What kind of nonsense, hiding such a big matter from me, and dying quietly, do you know how sad I am?!" Said Baihe immediately called out dissatisfied. road.

Hua Ming chuckled and said, "Okay, don't say thank you. According to the plot, shouldn't you say that the little girl has nothing to repay, so she can only accept her body?"

"Σ(っ°Д °;)っ!" Quincy's version of OvO suddenly appeared on Xiaolin's face.

"Don't worry, he's just joking." Sayuri rolled her eyes at Hua Ming, and comforted Xiao Lin.

Through the past few days of getting along, she has also gained some understanding of Hua Ming's personality. She knows that this guy likes to make some harmless jokes when he is free to ease the atmosphere, so her reaction is not very big.

"Huh, so it was a joke? I was scared to death, and I thought I was really going to be asked to make love with my body." Xiaolin patted Yimapingchuan on her chest, looking relieved, but looked at it carefully. After Hua Ming took a few glances, he said regretfully, "It's a pity, if only I could meet someone as good as you before I die, and the looks are quite to my liking. But speaking of it, I really have It's unlucky enough, I didn't have a relationship when I was alive, and I'm a virgin until my death..."

Speaking of this, Xiaolin paused, as if she suddenly remembered something, she grabbed Hua Ming's hands with excitement, and begged: "Good man, can you help me lose my virginity?!"

Chapter 180 Fourth, a virgin in the ninth world can become a god (laughs)

"Stupid Xiao Lin, what are you talking about!"

Before Hua Ming had time to say anything, he saw Sayuri's pretty face flushed extremely red, and hastily pulled Xiao Lin's soul away from Hua Ming, and at the same time taught: "A girl, how can you Saying such a thing! Even if it is a joke, it is too much!"

"I'm not joking." Unexpectedly, the naturally dumb girl became more confident, she straightened her chest, and said solemnly: "Think about it, I have never experienced the feeling of being a real woman in my life , now that I've met you, I don't have any regrets in my heart, and the days of working in Yan Modian are about to reach their limits. So I want to experience the feeling of becoming an adult before reincarnating. Is there anything wrong with that? ?"

Then this naturally dumb girl pointed at Hua Ming, and continued: "He is your friend, I can rest assured of his character, and he is also handsome and fair, if I were still alive If so, I probably would have chased him. Letting him help me lose my virginity now is simply the best candidate, isn’t it? Xiao Yezi, do you want me to just find a male ghost to lose my virginity? I’m not that casual girl."

Hey, you're planning to find me, a stranger, to break your virginity, aren't you casual enough? !

"But, but...he has a wife! And there are still two, so you can't do this kind of thing!" I was choked by Xiao Lin's words, but Sayuri was not stupid, Immediately found a reason to refute.

However, she still underestimated the determination of her friend, whom she hadn't seen for many years and whose personality had become somewhat unscrupulous, to lose her virginity.

"It's okay, I don't want him to be responsible or anything, just to make a fuss. Besides, since he has two wives, he can't be the type of dedicated and dead-headed person, right?"

"Xiao, Xiaolin, what is wrong with you? Or are you actually a counterfeit? Where did my innocent and pure friend go!" When she jumped out, Sayuri was almost dumbfounded. She never imagined that in the 30 years since her best friend died, such a big change would happen.

"How is it? This... Kazami-kun? Do you want to think about it? Although my figure is not very good, you probably haven't experienced the feeling of ghosts yet, have you? Do you want to try it? It doesn't cost money. ~" Seeing that Sayuri had crashed, Xiao Lin spared her body, floated towards Hua Ming, and said in a seductive tone.

"Uh...I don't think so." Hua Ming stared at this immoral ghost girl with black lines, and suddenly seemed to see the shadow of a certain crow and tengu on her body.

I still remember that a certain gossip reporter back then also used a seductive tone to induce him to take private photos of Fengjian Youxiang...

Cough cough, as for the later result, although the photo was taken, Kazami Youxiang asked Hua Ming to take it on her own initiative, and then when the gossip reporter found Hua Ming with a happy face and tried to make a deal, they were ambushed The Tyrant of Flowers was caught.

It is said that after this, the publication of the gossip newspaper was suspended for a few issues, the reason is still unknown.....

"Hey—are you really not thinking about it anymore? I'm not bad at all. If I miss this village, I won't have this shop." Xiao Lin pouted, and wrapped her arms around Hua Ming's arms, He wanted to blow wind in Hua Ming's ear, act coquettishly or something.

Speaking of selling yourself like this... is it really good?

Also, although you are indeed good-looking, are you as cute as my Yiwen?Is your figure similar to that of our Miss Youxiang?Nothing compares but you still want to seduce me, first train your chest that is as flat as Remy to the level of Yiwen, maybe the chance can be increased by 0.1%.

Hua Ming kept complaining in his heart, but he said: "You don't need to do this. Being a virgin is not a shameful thing. Tang Seng has also been a virgin for nine generations. Wouldn't he become a god in the end? Maybe you are now She is a virgin in the ninth life, if you persist a little longer, you will be able to ascend in one fell swoop after reincarnation."

Of course, what Hua Ming said was random nonsense. Being a virgin for several lifetimes can soar into a god. There is nothing so easy in the world.

For example, most of the readers sitting here must be virgins. Magicians who have practiced for decades can't make a small fireball.

"I don't want to be a god. I just want to be a complete woman, and then I can reincarnate with peace of mind."

"By the way...why do you insist on reincarnation? Isn't it good to live like this? You can also be with your little Ye Zi forever, right?"

"I think so too, but it won't work..." Although Hua Ming's attitude was tactful, the resolute refusal in his words was already unclear, and Xiaolin could only let go of her hand resentfully. , said with a sad face.

"The souls in the underworld, unless they have committed a mistake and need to be punished, the rest must be sent to reincarnation. I can think that staying here for more than thirty years in the name of Yan Modian is the limit Now, if you hadn’t found me this time, I would have been unwilling to be sent to the Samsara Pool in another month or so.”

"Eh? You work in Yan Modian?" Hua Ming was taken aback for a moment, then his face changed drastically, "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

"Is this very important?" Xiaolin asked puzzled.

"Nonsense! If that Lolita Yama finds out that I summoned you from the Temple of Yama, why doesn't she bring her men to arrest me right away! That brainless and rigid guy hates being destroyed by others." It's the rules, and I've broken the rules by recruiting you, a ghost..."

The more Hua Ming thinks about it, the bigger his head becomes. He really doesn't want to be caught by that Lolita Hades, and then nagging him for three days and three nights!

"Let's go, hurry up and follow me to a place. This place is too dangerous, and you may be surrounded at any time." After thinking for a while, Hua Ming's eyes lit up, and he suddenly remembered that he had acquaintances in the underworld.

So he pulled Xiaolin and Sayuri, moved several times in a row, and rushed in the direction of Baiyulou.

After more than ten minutes, two figures, one tall and one short, appeared in the place where Hua Ming and the others had just stayed.

"Master Yingji, there is no such ghost here, did you make a mistake?" The first to speak was a red-haired, big-breasted beauty with a sickle on her shoulder. Incomparable, but the attitude towards the person she spoke to was respectful.

"Idiot, is your nose a decoration? There used to be such a strong breath of life here, and you haven't smelled it?" the petite Siji Yingji with fair hair on her head, delicate face, and petite figure scolded angrily.

"He's not a dog, how could he be able to smell it so easily?" Komachi said with a grievance on his face.

Siji Yingji was furious immediately, she picked up the Wugui stick in her hand, jumped up directly, and fired a burst of output at Komachi's head.

"You mean I'm a dog!"

"No, that's not the case! Please forgive me, Master Ying Ji—!" Komachi covered his head with his hand, begging for mercy pitifully.

She didn't vent her anger too much, but just knocked twice a little to punish this subordinate who spoke without thinking but only through the chest. Siji Yingji withdrew the stick and shifted her gaze to the direction Hua Ming left.

"This smell...shouldn't be far away. If you go after it now, you can catch it." Siji Yingji didn't waste any time, pointing in the direction Huaming left and said to Komachi: "Let's go, I'd like to see Who is so bold that he dares to snatch ghosts in Yan Mo Palace!"