After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

Seeing Hua Ming's disbelief, Remy simply yelled into the lake: "Mermaid Ji, quickly come out to pick up the guests for Miss Ben!"

As Remy's voice echoed on the surface of the lake of mist, the cheerful fish swimming in the water stopped swimming, and then there was a "crash", the water splashed, and one with a human upper body, The guy with the lower body of a fish jumped out of the water and landed at Hua Ming's feet.

"Lu Lu?!" Hua Ming stared wide-eyed, looking at the beautiful mermaid lady in front of him, he couldn't help screaming.

"Ah? This smell.... Are you Hua Ming?! You're back!" Ruo Luji, who had heard Remy's cry and wanted to come out to say hello to her, unexpectedly saw that it had been many years The old friend who hadn't seen him suddenly had a bright smile on his face.

Although Hua Ming is now using camouflage magic, she sees another person's image in her eyes, but the smell cannot be faked, and if Hua Ming doesn't deliberately hide it, she can easily discover Hua Ming's true identity.

"Well, I just came back yesterday. I didn't expect you to be here. I thought you had gone somewhere with Qi Luluo and the others." After the initial surprise, Hua Ming said happily.

"Hey, you know, I like fresh water. I heard that Remy and the others built a foggy lake like before, so I stayed here. Sure enough, the water quality here is the best~" Ruo Lu Ji stuck out her tongue playfully and said with a smile.

Hua Ming also laughed, and casually put Remi on the ground, then opened his arms and gave Ruo Luji a reunion hug.

If Lu Ji doesn't object to this intimate hug, just because of Hua Ming's previous actions of saving her from Remy's barbecue grill, her affection for Hua Ming has already reached its peak. , Hua Ming is her best friend.

As for why Remy put her on the grill... Actually, it was because of a change in the past, which suddenly made her docile and docile, which caused a lot of trouble for everyone, and even shot her with water Remy's face was full....Although the rest of the matter was resolved by Reimu, she also returned to her original personality and apologized to everyone, but Remy has a personality that refuses to suffer, taking advantage of the lake of fog and The Scarlet Devil's House is close, and often grabs Ruo Luji for barbecue every three days.

Of course, Remi just wanted to punish Ruoluji a little bit, and didn't really want to roast her, otherwise, even if Ruoluji had nine lives, it wouldn't be enough for Remi to eat.

As the bodies of the two overlapped, Hua Ming suddenly felt a hard and long thing holding her lower abdomen, and her whole body became ill instantly.Some jokes on the Internet quickly flashed through his mind, thinking of those big, cute girls, he couldn't help but took two steps back in horror, and let Ruo Luji go.

"Fuck! Lu Lu, you are... eh? Swimming ring?" Hua Ming looked down, and just wanted to tell you that you were a boy, but when he saw Ruo Lu Ji's snow-white and delicate waist, A swimming ring was caught, and it suddenly stopped.

It turned out that the shark head on the swimming ring just hit my lower abdomen, not the terrible weapon I imagined...Damn it, I was really scared to death. I almost thought that I had always misidentified the gender of Heron up.

I also know too much on the Internet, and my mind is polluted by those dirty things, otherwise, with Lu Lu's c-cup, no matter how I think about it, it is impossible to associate her with boys, right?

Hua Ming wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and looked at Lu Lu's puzzled eyes, obviously confused by his sudden push away. He naturally couldn't express his reverie, otherwise he would be considered a good tempered person. The Lulu, probably have to flick his tail.

So he pointed to Ruo Luji's swimming ring, and asked as if changing the subject: "Ahem, by the way, Lu Lu, what kind of swimming ring are you wearing as a mermaid? Are you afraid of drowning? I just put you It's like a shark."

"This one." Ruo Luji looked down at her shark swimming ring, and couldn't help smiling, "This is a gift from Remy, it's a very important treasure to me."

Hearing this, Hua Ming raised his eyebrows, and looked at Remi suspiciously, obviously a little bit in disbelief that the guy who used to grill herons every three days would actually give her a gift out of kindness.

Is there a bomb stuffed in this swimming ring?

Hua Ming thought maliciously in his heart.

"Why are you looking at me? I just think that the swimming ring is too old, and it's a waste to throw it away, so I just recycle it for her to play with." Remi folded her hands on her chest, bared her teeth fiercely, but her eyes The erratic behavior in her heart betrayed her true emotions.

Regardless of whether the swimming ring is old or not, with Remi's lavish personality, a guy who would throw away a hundred million dollars without feeling sorry for him, would it be a waste to throw away a swimming ring?

Sure enough, Ruolu Ji immediately refuted.

"That's not the case! Remi obviously apologized to me, and then gave me the newly bought swimming ring."

"You, what nonsense are you talking about! My majestic Remy-sama, how could I apologize to you!"

"At that time, you obviously said sorry. Although the voice was very small, the mermaid's ears are very good."

"...No Road Race No Road Race No Road Race!!!"

Seeing Remi's flushed cheeks and her awkwardness in speaking, Hua Ming couldn't help laughing.

This younger sister, her stubborn and arrogant temperament has not changed at all. It seems that she felt that what she did before was indeed a little too much, so she apologized to Lulu, but because she couldn't save face, she kept refusing to admit it.

How should I put it, this demeanor is still familiar, just like Remy's breasts, it hasn't changed at all.

Hearing the blushing and thick-necked quarrel between the two, Hua Ming didn't try to stop it. Anyway, as long as they don't fight, even if they quarrel in the dark, their relationship will not change.

This is the consistent tradition of Gensokyo.

"Ok?"

Hua Ming, who was watching the interesting quarrel between the two, moved his ears slightly, but heard an unusual voice in the grass behind him, so he turned to look curiously.

At a glance, I saw a girl with long brown hair walking towards the periphery. She passed through the jungle and over the trees. It seemed that all obstacles could not stop her progress.

"Sister Remi, didn't you say that this is your private territory? Why are there other monsters wandering around there?" Hua Ming asked casually as he saw the girl walking away.

Remy stopped arguing with Ruo Luji, followed Hua Ming's gaze, and saw the girl. She curled her lips and said, "I'm not overbearing enough to drive the aborigines away."

Although Lei Mi only said one sentence, Hua Ming understood what she meant.

It seems that the girl lived in this forest before. Remi used this place as the center of the city. Although she is headstrong, she is not a person who likes to bully the weak, so she doesn't care whether this monster stays or stays.

Hua Ming nodded clearly, then ignored the girl, and turned her gaze back to Ruoluji.

"Heron..."

Chapter 160 Five Please Call Me Brother Hua

"Lu Lu, Miss Remi and I are going out to play, do you want to come together?"

"I want to come, I want to come! Huahua, you are so kind!"

Ruo Lu Ji nodded happily immediately, you know, if you stay in the lake all day, even if people from the Scarlet Devil House come to chat with her from time to time, if you are alone, you will still feel very lonely.

So when she heard that Hua Ming invited her to hang out with her, she was so happy that her big fish tail was slapping on the ground non-stop.

flower... flower flower...

A row of black lines appeared on Hua Ming's forehead, and he thought to himself why this girl's habit of calling herself Huahua when she is happy has not been cured. If she didn't know, she would have thought she was calling her a puppy or a cat!

Flower, flower, flower, flower boy, flower boy...

Hey!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴

Why do you all ignore the word 'Ming' after me!Do you like this flower character just like that?

Hua Ming suddenly thought sadly that whether it was when he was a child or now, almost all the people he knew call him by his nickname around the word Hua...

Damn, can't you call me Brother Hua? , Brother Ming is also fine!

.....

In the lush green forest, Remi was riding on Hua Ming's neck, raising her head proudly, as if pointing the country.

While pointing to the road ahead, he introduced some interesting things to Hua Ming, and from time to time he bickered with Ruo Luji, who had turned into legs, and the atmosphere was really good.

"Let me say, Sister Remi, if you want to sit, please sit down. Can we not move? It makes my neck itchy." Hua Ming, who was acting as Remi's mount for a while, twisted his neck uncomfortably, and said complain.

"Shut up, this is punishment."

Regarding Hua Ming's complaints, Remi swayed her calf indifferently, kicking Hua Ming's chest back and forth.

"But it's so heavy... Miss Remi, have you gained weight recently?" Actually, it's not heavy at all, but in order to tease Remi, Hua Ming pretended to be tired.

Seeing Hua Ming wink at her secretly, Ruo Luji, who immediately understood, quickly and sensiblely connected, "Yes, yes, I think so too, I always feel that your waist is a bit thicker than before, Remy, and So are the legs."

"Stupid, idiots, you guys! What nonsense are you talking about! How can my majestic Remy-sama be fat! It can't exist!" After the two said this, Remy suddenly became a little panicked, after all, no matter who it is Girls, even if they are seventeen chaotic so-and-so purple, the words "fat" are completely taboo words.

"Really? Oh, that's probably the case."

Hua Ming said, revealing a sly smile, and when Lulu saw it, she also laughed tacitly with him, making Remi feel even more chilled, and at the same time asked herself, did she really gain weight?

The more Remy thought about it, the more frightened she became. She was afraid that her body would develop horizontally before it went straight up. By then, she would become a ball and no one would like her anymore.

With a 'gudong' sound, Remi couldn't help swallowing. She squeezed her arms, then her waist, and finally lifted her skirt and played with her thighs.

Seeing this series of operations, Hua Ming almost burst out laughing.

What is there to say?

People can't think about it, the more they think about it, the more they feel that it is true.

The same is true for Remy now.

Originally, if Hua Ming didn't say that she was fat, she didn't think there was anything wrong. Now that Hua Ming mentioned it, when she checked her body again, she always felt that everything was growing all over her body except her breasts and buttocks. Meat, this conclusion made Remy's little face turn pale with fright.

"Don't worry, Sister Remi, you are not fat at all. It's my fault and you misunderstood, so you can continue to sit on top of me. Don't exercise, so as not to get tired." Hua Ming endured With a smile on his face, he said that I was talking for your own good, while the Lulu next to him had already turned his head away, covered his mouth, and his shoulders shook for a while.

"I...I...I'd better go for a walk. Although I'm not fat at all, but what...life lies in exercise. As the majestic Lord of the Red Devil City, I must do it for my subordinates. You have to set an example." Remy jumped off Hua Ming's neck while looking for various excuses.

'Snapped'

With a crisp sound, Hua Ming and Lu Lu gave a high-five for this tacit cooperation. Both of them had unconcealable smiles on their faces, which made Remi stunned when she saw this scene. Knowing that he was being tricked, he was furious on the spot, hugging Hua Ming's head in anger, and biting with his mouth.

After another round of squabbling, Hua Ming's cell phone rang.

He took out his phone and looked at it, and couldn't help but smile.

"Hey, where are you now? I've arrived in the Red Devil City." On the other end of the phone, accompanied by rapid breathing, Ewen Jielin's voice came over anxiously.

"I'm in a forest in the center of the city right now, but there is an enchantment here, it shouldn't be easy for you to come in, I'd better go out and find you."

"Okay then, I'll send you my coordinates, come quickly, it must be within 5 minutes, or I'll bite you if you're a second late." Ewen Jielin said in a coquettish tone Said.

Hua Ming couldn't help laughing, and quickly agreed.

After hanging up the phone, Hua Ming said to the displeased Remi and the somewhat puzzled Lulu, "I'm going to pick up someone, why don't you wait here? I'll be back soon."

Remy said angrily: "Don't leave! That guy must be a vixen, a stealing cat! You are so stupid, if you don't have Master Remy to help you watch, you will be deceived and even your bones will be swallowed."

Hua Ming didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he touched Remi's head, and said in a good voice: "Iwen is a good boy, although his temper is a bit like yours, but as long as you get in touch with her for a long time, you will definitely like her too. "

Hua Ming was also quite helpless, since he brought a wife home, logically speaking, shouldn't the family members be happy?It's always played like this on TV, but when it comes to me, how did it become like this...

I haven't seen each other yet, Remy has such a big opinion, and she will definitely not have a good face towards Yiwen at that time, hey, is this the legendary feud between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?

Thinking of this, Hua Ming was not in a hurry to pick up Yiwen, he had to do a good job with Remy's work first, otherwise if the two of them got into a fight later...who would he help?

"That...Yiwen, who is it?" While listening in the mist, seeing that Hua Ming and Lei Mi seemed to be arguing over someone, Ruo Luji whispered her question.

"My wife." Hua Ming said bluntly.

"That's not true, Master Remy hasn't admitted yet!" Remy gritted her teeth and snorted.

"I'll go... Sister Lei Mi, why do you have such a big opinion on Yiwen? If you feel something is wrong, you can just say it. You are my dearest sister. If you have anything to say, you still need it." Are you hiding it?"

"Well..." Remy lowered her head, she was no longer as pampered as she used to be, and after a while, she said weakly: "If you are tricked by that vixen...will you never come back again?" came back?"

Chapter 160

Remy has watched a lot of TV series when she was bored these years. Many of them are about boys falling in love with a bad girl, and because of this, they fall out with their family members, and finally run away with that girl.. ..

Although it was just the content on TV, Remy associated it with Hua Ming.

Originally, Hua Ming had already run away from home for 50 years. If a certain woman distracted him, would he deny himself and the Scarlet Devil Mansion?