After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

Hua Ming couldn't help swallowing.

Chapter 98 The Majestic Miss Remi Appears~

"Guess it?"

There was a lot of cold sweat on his forehead, Hua Ming thought hard for a while, but he didn't guess what the head maid was thinking right now, so he could only bite the bullet and say haha.

"Uh... Sister Sakuya, look at you, you are so busy every day, you must be very tired, right? Why don't I come to help you massage and relax, how about you?"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Sakuya's answer, Hua Ming put the black tea into Sakuya's hand, then turned around and went to her back, his hands naturally pinched the other's shoulders.

Sakuya narrowed his eyes slightly, and didn't continue to pursue Hua Ming's evasion method, which was similar to shame. Anyway, it was just a joke. As long as he didn't say what he said just now, Sakuya would choose to let him go.

But now this stupid boy pretends to be smart to help her massage, and Sakuya naturally won't refuse, and begins to enjoy it after relaxing his body.

"Sister Sakuya, is this strength comfortable?" Hua Ming made a flattering question like a dog's leg while performing the movements of his hands.

"Well, it's okay." Sakuya took a sip of Huaming's black tea calmly, hiding the satisfaction in the corners of his eyes.

In fact, Hua Ming's massage technique is still very good. In order to get close to Kazami Yuka's body... Ah no, it was to help Kazami Yuka relieve stress. I specially learned the technique from a massage master in the world. Through continuous practice and exploration, Hua Ming's technology has long been better than blue.

Moreover, it is said that when this technique reaches its peak, it can also have the effect of exploding clothes and making the opponent's C high, which is really terrifying for women.

Of course, Hua Ming hasn't practiced to that level yet, but even if he did, he would never be able to use...

That scene, just thinking about it, was evil enough. As an upright, pure, motivated and good young man, Hua Ming would never do such a wretched thing.

Yes, it is like that.

"Ah~ ah, that's fine, I'll let you go because of how hard you massaged." Unknowingly, the black tea in her hand had already been drunk, and Sakuya, who had enjoyed the massage back and forth three times, also Satisfied, she stretched her waist and let out a seductive low moan.

"Whatever Sister Sakiye said, don't let it go, as long as you have needs, you can come to me at any time, and you will be satisfied with the service package." Hua Ming wants to carry forward the great profession of dog leg, not only the service is thoughtful , and after-sale guarantee.

"Yes, Xiaohua is really getting more and more sensible." Looking at the young man who was giggling in front of him, a soft light flashed in Sakuya's eyes.

Once it was time for the two of them to be alone, she would change the address of Young Master Hua Ming to Xiao Hua. This was because she truly regarded Hua Ming as her younger brother.

"Come on, my sister will give you a reward." The voice was melodious and melodious, with a trace of imperceptible excitement, Sakuya stretched out his arms and put his arms around Hua Ming's neck, and gently imprinted his pink lips and petals on Hua Ming. Ming's face

A pleasant smell of sweet fragrance immediately passed into Hua Ming's nose, and she pressed against the other's soft body, making Hua Ming subconsciously reach out and wrap his arms around Sakuya's waist.

The lips parted, but Sakuya was not in a hurry to back away. Instead, he pressed the foreheads of the two sides together intimately, almost face to face. Sakuya looked at Hua Ming who was close at hand, and suddenly smiled. "Haha, what's your expression? Why do you look so stupid? It's not like you haven't kissed before. As for such a big reaction?"

Being mercilessly complained by the head maid made Hua Ming's already shy face turn even redder, "I...can I be the same as before now? I'm an adult now, so...."

Hua Ming faltered, not daring to look at Sakuya.

No way, he was often taken care of by Sakuya when he was a child, which made him have no resistance to Sakuya at all. The gap between the two sides can be said to be an indestructible sword and a piece of paper... There is nothing to say at all.

"Oh? Then, the grown-up little flower wants to..." A faint blush rose on the pretty face as white as jade, and Sakuya tapped her lips with a finger, making a strange laugh, "Try Want to taste what it's like to be an adult?"

'boom! '

Hua Ming's face suddenly turned red like a boiled crab, and there seemed to be strange water vapor emitting from the top of his head.

"Sakiya-san—!"

"Hahahahaha(?ω?)～"

.....

"Just kidding, you can't help being funny." After a while, after Hua Ming finally calmed down, Sakuya said with a smile.

Hua Ming still had a blush on his face that hadn't completely dissipated. He gave the maid an angry look and said, "Your bad taste is still the same, and you always like to make fun of me."

"Haha, who made our little flower so cute~"

"I have already said that I have grown up, so stop using the word cute to describe me!"

"Well." Sakuya patted Hua Ming's head with a smile, helped him smooth his hair, and suppressed his dissatisfaction by the way.

"I say...."

'La la la la~'

Just when Sakuya was about to say something, a nice bell rang out from her body.

Sakuya took out the mobile phone from his pocket, opened it,

"Well, it's the eldest lady calling."

Hearing that it was Remi's call, Hua Ming's face suddenly showed pain, and then he turned around and ran into the house.

"Why are you running, Missy should want to say a few words to you." Sakuya held Hua Ming's hand, making him unable to escape.

"A few words?!" Hua Ming's voice raised sharply. He thought of Remi who called yesterday after learning about him.Nagging him for three hours!

And this also convinced Hua Ming of a truth, women are really made of water!After spraying saliva for three hours, he still looks radiant without drinking a sip of water.

Fortunately, I listened to Remi's nagging through the screen. If I was in front of her, I would probably take a saliva bath....

That kind of mental torture was really terrifying, and now that Hua Ming saw the information about Remi, he wanted to turn around and run away.

He didn't want to be lectured for hours by the other party.

"Hee hee, who told you to run away from home for so long, the eldest lady just said all the things she had accumulated in the past yesterday, it should be much better today... um, probably." Sakuya also knew that Hua Ming The tragedy of being sprayed with foam, now she wants to laugh just thinking about it.

"Probably? Can you give me a confirmation letter?" Hua Ming sighed with a bitter face.

"Well, you have to ask the eldest lady yourself." After speaking, Sakuya ignored Hua Ming's objection, reached out and pressed it, and an illusory light curtain was projected from the phone, forming a circle in midair. frame.

Immediately afterwards, our great and majestic Remilia Scarlet appeared in the light curtain with her arms folded, looking down, full of majesty.

Chapter 99 PAD Head Maid

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"Hey... Miss Remi, you look beautiful again today... You still look so majestic."

The two sides looked at each other for a while, but it was Hua Ming who broke the awkward atmosphere.

Remilia folded her hands on her chest, the angle of view of the light curtain suddenly lengthened, reflecting her whole body.

On the luxurious and exquisite throne, a pair of bat wings behind Remilia gently flapped. On the expressionless delicate face, there was an invisible coercion that seemed to be conveyed to Hua Ming's heart through the light curtain.

"So, when are you coming back?" Without giving Hua Ming a chance to argue, Remilia continued to talk about yesterday's ending topic.

Yesterday, Hua Ming said all the good things, which made her happy for a while, and she forgot the business. When she thought about it, she was very angry, so this time she deliberately put on a majestic appearance, just not to Hua Ming. Opportunities to muddle through.

"Ha... haha... I will definitely go back when I go back, but Miss Remi, you also know that I am a teacher now..."

"Don't make excuses for me!" Remilia sternly interrupted Hua Ming's words, her expression extremely serious, "Even if you boasted me to the sky today, I won't even laugh! Honestly, immediately Come back with Sakuya, you don't have to work or anything, I will support you for the rest of your life."

"Uh... Miss Remi, your breasts seem to be bigger..."

"real?!--!"

Remilia, who had been expressionless just now, was instantly defeated by Hua Ming's words. With unconcealable surprise on her face, she looked down at her flat plain.

"Really, according to my visual inspection, Miss Remi, your bust is at least 1 cm larger." Hua Ming said nonsense seriously.

In fact, how could he tell whether Remilia's breasts are big or small? If there is nothing, even a fairy can't tell it!

But Remilia really believed it, there was no way, it was about a woman's dignity, even if it was self-hypnosis, she had to believe it.

Otherwise, Remilia would never be able to refute Hua Ming's words in a righteous way, saying that her breasts didn't grow at all, right?

That's the same as someone saying that your dick is big, but you have to seriously say that your dick is small.

The courage to face the cruel reality, sometimes, is really difficult.

And this also made Hua Ming seize the opportunity in an instant, immediately hit the snake with the stick, and continued to fool around in a serious manner.

"Actually, the real reason why I don't go back is because there are a lot of girls with big breasts here. I'm looking for common ground between them. If I find them, maybe I can use a relative method to make Miss Remi You develop for the second time, and become a big sister with a good figure that fits the majesty of a vampire nobleman."

"The figure...is so good..." Remilia swallowed quietly, and based on the picture Hua Ming described in her mind, she began to fantasize about herself as a majestic queen who would rule all directions when she grew up.

Then, she was intoxicated.

Damn, it's a good thing I'm extremely witty.

Looking at Remilia, who was obviously immersed in his own fantasy, Hua Ming quietly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, as if he had survived the catastrophe.

Sakuya was angry and funny while watching. She originally looked at Remilia's appearance and thought that this time when this stupid young lady was finally able to be more reliable, there was such a good show.

Should it be said that Hua Ming's serious nonsense acting skills are too realistic, or is it that the IQ of the young lady is worrying?

Sakuya fell into deep thought.

It seems that I have to go back as soon as possible, otherwise, according to the IQ of the eldest lady, the rule of the Scarlet Devil Mansion will be very dangerous.

"Ahem, so sister Remi, do you understand now? I have a reason for not going back for the time being, because my research here has reached a peak. As long as I pass this critical moment, I will be able to make girls The means to improve your figure." The more Hua Ming spoke, the more excited he became, and he believed it himself.

"Then..." Remilia clearly showed hesitation.

On the one hand, he is the naughty younger brother who hasn't been home for a long time. On the other hand, it is a bit embarrassing how to choose because of his most important majesty and figure...

In less than a second, Remilia made a decision.

"Then I will give you another month. Within one month, you must return to the Scarlet Devil Mansion, or I will bring the power of the Red Devil City to pick you up in the human world."

"Miss Lei Mi is proud, so it's settled!" Hua Ming nodded immediately without saying a word.

"Well, then..." Remilia narrowed her eyes slightly, propped her pretty face with one hand, and lay reclined on the throne, "Continue to praise me."

"....what?"

"Hahaha, since the truth you said yesterday satisfied my sister and me, tell me what you said yesterday again today. Although I am not a vain person, but occasionally listening to other people's good words and truth is also a lord The demeanor you should have, right?"

Hua Ming was speechless, didn't he just like to hear good things?As for being so obtrusive...

But it’s enough to think about these words, what should be said should not be said indiscriminately.Since Remilia wanted to hear the truth, Hua Ming, as an upright person, would naturally not tell lies.

So Hua Ming cleared his throat and spoke with a serious face,

"I haven't seen you for a long time, Miss Leimi. You are still so beautiful, beautiful as a flower, like a flower like jade, pure and clear, intelligent, bright and charming, cute and loved by everyone. Refined, flawless, glamorous, lovely, delicate and beautiful like a flower, true to pure, perfect, as beautiful as a fairy..."

The eloquent and flattering words made Sakuya feel like throwing up, she quickly turned around and ran into the house, and closed the French windows of the balcony with her backhand, then patted her towering chest and let out a sigh of relief.

Even standing here, she could still see Remilia's extremely intoxicated expression of enjoyment through a window.

"These two idiots..." Sakuya sighed speechlessly, and didn't bother to care about the dirty deal between them anymore, turned around and walked to the kitchen.