After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

Hua Ming shook his head a little dumbfounded, and said, "Where are you thinking, when have I ever teased a girl? It's always been a normal conversation."

"You gave her a tissue. As the saying goes, if you don't have to be courteous, you can either rape or steal!" La Fei's pursed mouth could hang a bottle of soy sauce on it. This was the first time Hua Ming saw her jealous. But....very cute.

"I'll go. Is giving a tissue considered flirting? Then the cost is low, right?" Hua Ming angrily stretched out his hand to pinch Xiaonizi's swollen face, and the feeling was still so good.

"Then what is this?" La Fei stretched out her hand, and directly took out the thing that was just casually thrown in from Hua Ming's pocket, and when she took it out, it turned out to be a folded piece of paper.

"1580285264... Hua Mingjun, do you have anything else to say now?"

Hua Ming was immediately dumbfounded, it turned out that the blue-haired girl just stuffed his hand with a phone number!Fuck, didn't you say that girls are very reserved?Why did you leave me a phone call after saying a few words?Is it really because my buddy is so handsome today?

"This..." Seeing La Fei's half-smile expression, Hua Ming scratched the back of his head, feeling a little guilty for no reason, but then he realized that he hadn't cheated, so why was he guilty?

"Ahem, throw this away."

"Oh? Mr. Hua Ming, are you willing to throw it away?" La Fei shook the note in his hand, squinting at Hua Ming.

"Of course." Hua Ming said righteously, "With you by my side, I don't have the time to look at other girls. Isn't this why I don't eat the chicken legs in the bowl and go to look at the steamed buns in other people's bowls?" ?”

The corners of La Fei's mouth twitched, "Mr. Hua Ming, you really know how to make comparisons..."

"Hey, it's alright."

"I'm not complimenting you, idiot!" Xiao Nizi frowned, twisted Hua Ming's arm gently, and then returned the note to him.

"Huh?" Hua Ming looked at her in surprise.

La Fei snorted softly, tapped her lips with her fingers, and said, "She's not the kind of girlfriend who is overly possessive. I don't want to handle things that belong to my boyfriend, my own."

Hua Ming shrugged, the fire in his hand flashed, and the note was burned into powder in the blink of an eye, and the wind blew it, and it dissipated between the sky and the earth.

The corners of La Fei's lips rose, and she looked at Hua Ming's performance with satisfaction, but said in her mouth, "Don't you feel sorry for your boyfriend? Those are three lovely idol girls."

"No matter how cute you are, I'm not as beautiful as you." Hua Ming hit the snake on the stick, and witty started ruthlessly licking the dog.

Facts have proved that girls like to listen to good things. They should be honest when they should be honest, and they should spare no effort to coax them when they should be coaxed. Only in this way can they please girls.

"Really, your boyfriend is talking nonsense." Xiao Nizi's eyes narrowed into crescent moons with a smile, obviously she was in a good mood, and Hua Ming licked it well.

So the courtesies were reciprocated, and Lafei also licked Hua Ming back... well, literally.

After the episode, the two continued to go shopping. Today is the weekend, so there are many people who come to Yuan Yeqiu. You can see men and women playing cospaly everywhere on the roadside. The eyes are gone, like a big guy in women's clothing or something...

Why don't you shave your legs first and then wear women's clothes, okay?

When Hua Ming saw a man who was not handsome at all wearing a maid outfit, with white stockings on his legs, the leg hair wrapped inside made him almost cast a shadow on the stockings, but luckily La Fei was beside him, so he could wash his eyes .

La Fei on the side was covering her mouth and snickering there, and she was leaning back and forth when she laughed, as if seeing Hua Ming's deflated appearance was something to be happy about.

"I'm talking about Boyfriend, since you think those big men dressed in women's clothing have hot eyes, why don't you try it yourself? I believe you will be the most eye-catching one." Seeing that there is such a fun thing to do, how could it be impossible to resist it.

Then, as a result of her skinning, Hua Ming pushed her against the wall in the street, and threw a handful of dog food in front of everyone nearby.

"Hmph, let's see if you dare to be skinny again." Let go of Xiaonizi's soft body, Hua Ming licked his lips, looking at the flushed, panting black-bellied angel in front of him, he couldn't help picking it up proudly. eyebrow.

"Hmm...boyfriend, you really don't know how to be sympathetic to women." The black-bellied angel complained like a spoiled child, with watery eyes and slightly pursed ruddy lips.

But when she saw the flames rising again from Hua Ming's eyes, she was taken aback immediately, and quickly pushed away the perverted guy.You must know that although she has a thick skin, she is not thick enough to make out in front of so many people on the street!

"I think you should look good in that dress." Hua Ming suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at a girl on the opposite side of the road.

La Fei looked curiously, and saw a girl in a bunny girl's outfit, handing out leaflets there.

This girl's face value is average, but her makeup is very good, so that the original face value of only six points has risen to eight points, coupled with the revealing bunny girl dress, the fishnet-shaped black silk is quite attractive to men .

"Boyfriend, do you want to see me in that dress?" La Fei blinked her eyes.

Hua Ming nodded honestly, "Yes."

Xiao Nizi put her hands behind her back and raised her chin, "It depends on the performance of your boyfriend~"

"Oh? Then what do you want me to do?" Hua Ming raised his eyebrows, and first ruled out items that were not good for him, "Of course, except for women's clothing."

"Don't worry, I'm not a devil, how could I really let my boyfriend wear women's clothes?" La Fei moved lightly, turned behind Hua Ming, and then jumped onto his back, holding her hands together. She put her arms around his neck, and her warm breath blew on his neck, "I want you to carry me on your back until you walk to the bookstore in front."

Chapter 730 Girls have no power to restrain chickens?

Hua Ming looked up and found that the bookstore that La Fei mentioned was less than 100 meters away, which can be said to be a fairly easy task.

"Okay!" So Hua Ming didn't talk nonsense, supported Xiao Nizi's thighs with both hands, and walked slowly forward.

Lafite leaned on his back, her silky silver hair poured down like a waterfall, many of them hit his face, it was fragrant and soft, a little itchy, but not annoying.

At the same time, one moved up and down the neck with a warm and slippery feeling. It was like a snake, and the hooked Hua Ming felt itchy in his heart.

"Don't do anything unnecessary," he whispered.

What responded to him was a string of laughter like silver bells, "If your boyfriend doesn't like it, just go to the bookstore as soon as possible, and I will come down naturally when the time comes."

Hua Ming kept silent, but her pace was getting slower and slower, no different from walking with an old lady in her seventies and eighties, but Pi Xiaoniu laughed even happier when she realized this.

Xiao Nizi lowered her head, pressed her face against Hua Ming's and rubbed gently, her soft voice was like cotton candy,

"I really want to be carried by you like this all the time."

Hua Ming's footsteps paused, and then continued to move forward. The calm voice came to Lafei's ears along with the wind,

"Then you should lose weight, or I won't be able to carry it."

"Mr. Hua Ming!!! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴"

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After some wandering, it was already noon, so Hua Ming proposed to find a place to eat first.

Looking at the dazzling array of shops around, Lafei fell into a tangle, biting her fingers and said, "There are so many shops, where should I go to eat?"

"Come with me, I'm familiar with this place." Hua Ming acted like an old driver, waved his hand, and pulled La Fei to turn left and right, and arrived at a maid coffee shop.

"Food is also sold here when it's time to eat, and the taste is also very good." Hua Ming explained, then opened the door and walked in.

"Welcome, master." The maid girl standing guard at the door bowed to Hua Ming with a bright smile.

But in Hua Ming's eyes, that's the way it is. After all, there are two real maids in his family, so he has to throw them away after shopping around.

The maid girl led Hua Ming to an empty table inside, then took out the menu and handed it to him.

"Is there anything you want to eat?" Hua Ming handed the menu to La Fei, motioning for her to order.

La Fei smiled and shook her head, and didn't take the menu. She just put her hands on her chin and looked at him straight, "Mr. Hua Ming should know my taste, right? Then just order, I trust my boyfriend You will not disappoint me."

"Then have an omurice and curry rice, and two glasses of orange juice, thank you."

"Got it, please wait a moment for the two masters." The maid took back the menu and walked towards the back kitchen.

After ordering, Hua Ming looked around, and finally looked towards the location inside the shop.

"What are you looking at?" Seeing Hua Ming's behavior, La Fei couldn't help asking curiously.

"Ah, it's nothing, just to see if a friend is here. It doesn't look like she's here." Hua Ming looked back and said very calmly.

"What friend?"

"It's the owner of this store. When I came to Yuan Yeqiu, I often ate here, so I became familiar with it naturally. Originally, I finally came here this time and wanted to say hello to her."

"Oh? This boss is also a girl, right?" La Fei narrowed her eyes, as a woman's keen sixth sense made her aware of something.

"Yeah, she's quite pretty." Hua Ming replied heartlessly.

Pi Xiaoniu propped her cheek, tapped her right hand on the table, and looked at Hua Ming with a very strange look.

Hua Ming felt a little terrified by her look, he couldn't help shivering, scratched his head and asked, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"It's nothing, I just suddenly felt that you are really good, Boyfriend." La Fei suddenly sighed, as if she had lost all her strength, and collapsed on the table limply, "Your luck is too much It's against the sky, the people I know around me are all girls, and they are all either beautiful or cute... Are you the male protagonist of a light novel in which book?"

"W-how could it be that exaggerated? I don't only have female friends, I also have quite a few male friends." Hua Ming thought about it carefully and realized that this was true, but of course he couldn't admit it, he could only rack his brains justified.

"Hehe..." La Fei continued to look at Hua Ming with that kind of eyes, "But I found that no matter where Mr. Hua Ming went, there would always be beautiful girls posting them, it was like this in the event just now, and it's the same here now. "

"I want to make a statement. Although the owner of this store is a pretty woman, she is already married and a wife. I can't possibly have anything to do with a wife, right?" Hua Ming tried to redeem some of his morals.

"Wife...seems to be more to some people's taste..."

"Hey! I don't have the habit of tauren!"

"Hee hee, I didn't say that, boyfriend, why are you in such a hurry?" Seeing Hua Ming's anxious defense, La Fei finally couldn't help it, and burst out laughing.

Seeing this, Hua Ming couldn't understand that the girl was teasing him, the corner of his mouth twitched, wanting to get revenge, but Pi Xiaoniu cleverly called the waiter and ordered another parfait.

After being interrupted like this, Hua Ming no longer wanted to take revenge, so he shook his head helplessly, then took out his phone, ready to check Weibo.

But La Fei quit, Xiao Nizi puffed her pink cheeks, knocked on the table, and said that she is a beautiful woman sitting opposite you, and you still have the mind to check Weibo, isn't that too disrespectful?

Hua Ming just shook the phone, and said flatly, "Do you want to watch it together?"

Pi Xiaoniu immediately stood up from her seat, rushed over to Hua Ming's side, and squeezed into a chair with him, looking at her phone.

The chair was not big, but now that it was squeezed by La Fei, Hua Ming was almost squeezed by this little girl.

"I'll go... Do you just have to squeeze a chair with me? Wouldn't it be better to move your chair over?" Hua Ming said speechlessly. Although it was quite comfortable to squeeze in this way, the buttocks were only If you can sit halfway, it might as well not be crowded.

"She's a delicate girl, how can she carry such a heavy chair?" La Fei said with a smile.

Hua Ming was speechless immediately, are you still a delicate girl?Can't lift a chair?Why don't you say that you have no power to restrain a chicken?

So girls are really strange creatures. Sometimes they are so weak that they can't even open the cap of a soda bottle. It's as if the skin is about to be beaten off, it's simply unreasonable, um, it's very excessive.

Chapter 730 Rest

Hua Mingchao looked around, and found that no one noticed his situation, which was also related to the fact that he was in a relatively remote location.

In this case, Hua Ming simply hugged Xiao Nizi and let her sit on his lap, while he lay on the little girl's shoulders, smiling slightly in a standard couple's sitting posture. Bo.

Satisfied with Hua Ming's initiative, La Fei twisted her body, adjusted to a comfortable angle, leaned against Hua Ming's arms, and looked at the phone in front of her comfortably.

"Huh? This Weibo is quite interesting."

When she saw a weibo about love constellations, La Fei's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly stopped Hua Ming's thoughts of jumping over, and looked at this weibo carefully.

"What's so good about such things that lie to children." Hua Ming really doesn't understand why girls nowadays always like to believe in some constellations, attributes, etc., as if these things can determine their fate.

"You can't say that, boyfriend, there are some things that are very trustworthy, such as constellations." La Fei began to chat, "For example, I am a Pisces, and personality analysis is easy to be shy, tender and innocent. brilliant...."

Hua Ming had a black line, "I'm even more convinced that this thing is really unreliable."