After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

"It's usually like this, but I usually add illusion when I go out, so it's very easy." Ram explained.

"Fuck, why don't you add illusion now?"

"Don't you want Master Hua Ming to see how good I am?"

"..."

Ever since, under Hua Ming's strong request, Ram, who put on a layer of illusion for himself, was finally not so eye-catching, and Hua Ming was finally able to stroll around this ghost land quietly.

To be honest, there is nothing special about Ghost Domain. Compared with other cities, it is extremely monotonous. There are very few entertainment facilities and items. For ghosts, there should be no entertainment that is better than drinking and drinking. Fighting is more exciting.

Therefore, most of the shops on this street are selling alcohol, and there is even a circle in front of some shops, which is specially used to fight ghosts who want to move their bodies after drinking.

At least along the way, Hua Ming saw no less than five fights, surrounded by a lot of spectators who were booing, obviously this was a daily routine for them.

"I said Ram, do you guys care about the street fights? Are you really not afraid that the fight will get worse and worse, and you will even have a life-and-death fight in the end?" Hua Ming asked his own doubts.

In this regard, Ram's answer was, "Fighting is the nature of ghosts. Just like drinking, it cannot be erased from the bones. The more you stop it, the stronger the reaction will be. So simply Don't worry about it, anyway, we are all from the same clan, and we all act with discretion, anyway, after fighting for so many years, I haven't seen anyone killed yet."

"Wow, I suddenly feel that Huangquan is so safe." Hua Ming sighed.

"It's okay Master Hua Ming, Ram will protect you."

"Until Rem dies, no one can approach you, Master Hua Ming." The two maids immediately began to express their loyalty.

Hua Ming laughed a few times, but didn't say anything, and went on shopping with Ram while strolling around.

But when everyone walked to the center of the city, a familiar voice came from a wine shop in front.

"Wine! Bring me wine quickly! Bring me your best wine, or I will demolish your shop today!"

The three of them immediately looked at each other in dismay. The voice was so familiar that they all recognized who it belonged to.

The corner of Hua Ming's mouth twitched, and he pointed to the person sitting at a table in the restaurant in front of him... No, it was a ghost, even though his back was facing them, "Are you sure she is the manager of your ghost domain?" ? The city lord?"

"Uh..." Lahm was speechless, and looked awkwardly at the distinguished person who acted like a child, and turned around directly, "Master Hua Ming, let's change the direction."

Of course, Hua Ming didn't have any objections to this. Originally, he wanted to come and play with Watermelon, but now that she was sitting on a chair like this, and pouring wine into her mouth boldly, she suddenly didn't want to go. Talk to her!

Unfortunately, their movements were still a step slow.

"Eh? Isn't this little Ram? Wait, Hua Ming!" Just as they turned around and hadn't taken a few steps, the familiar voice sounded again, calling out their existence. It really made them want to leave but couldn't.

After a slight pause for a few people...the pace suddenly accelerated, and they continued to leave without looking back.

"Hey? Why are you running so fast? It's me, wait!"

It's because of you that you have to run so fast!

It's a pity that in the end Hua Ming and the others still couldn't escape from the pursuit of the watermelon. Although Hua Ming could easily get rid of this drunkard with space magic, he was still a friend after all. If he used magic to escape It's a bit too much to say.

Ever since, the three of them were caught, and they were taken back to the wine shop by the watermelon in such a daze.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect you, Hua Ming, to be so interesting. If you know that you come to play with me, don't talk about it, come and drink!" The ghost girl with a long head and two angles laughed and patted Hua Ming's shoulder vigorously , and generously handed the wine gourd to Hua Ming's mouth.

"How many times do you want me to tell you that I don't drink! Persuade me to drink again, and don't blame me for burning your gourd." Hua Ming pushed the wine gourd away with a look of disgust, and at the same time moved his butt outside, The smell of alcohol on Cuixiang's body had penetrated deep into her bones, and Hua Ming felt dizzy just sitting with her, let alone being sprayed with alcohol on her face.

"Hey, you're still so puzzled." The persuasion was rejected, and Cuixiang brought back the wine gourd boredly, took a big gulp, and then turned her gaze to Ram and Rem who were sitting opposite. He raised his eyebrows, "Do you want some?"

Ram shook his head and said, "Ibuki-sama, it's still morning, and if you let Ibaraki-sama know about it, you'll have to be reprimanded again."

Cuixiang scratched her head, and said indifferently, "Isn't she gone now? I am the biggest in Huangquan at the moment. As long as you don't tell me, how can she know? Are you right?"

Speechlessly, Hua Ming patted Xigua on the head and said, "Hey, are you using your identity as a threat? Evil capitalist."

"Tsk, wouldn't you be a fool if you don't use your status?" Cuixiang said confidently.

"Yes, you are amazing, you can do whatever you say."

"Hmph, it goes without saying." After taking another sip of wine, Cuixiang shook her head triumphantly, resting her chin with one hand, "But you finally came to Huangquan, I, the master, can't say anything. To be a landlord, let me take you for a stroll later."

"Hehe, no need, Lahm is already serving as my tour guide. As for you..." Hua Ming looked disgusted, "Would you take me anywhere other than wine shops?"

"Uh..." Cuixiang scratched her head in embarrassment. To be honest, she is not as familiar with Huangquan as the shopkeeper. Except for the wine shops in Huangquan, she really doesn't know. What else is fun.

Suddenly, she seemed to remember something, and her eyes lit up, "Who said I have no place to take you to play except the wine shop!"

"Oh?" Hua Ming raised his eyebrows noncommittally.

Cuixiang smiled, and three words that were extremely familiar and seductive to men came out of her mouth,

"Big healthcare."

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“…”

Hua Ming has black lines on his face, what the hell is this big health care!Does your Ghost Domain actually have such a bad place?What about the simple folk customs?

As if noticing Hua Ming's contemptuous gaze, Cuixiang quickly argued, "Hey, hey, where are you going? The big health care I'm talking about is a serious hot spring massage, not an obscene place like yours."

After Cuixiang explained this, Hua Ming became interested, "Do you still have hot springs here?"

"Of course, our local hot spring in Huangquan is well-known far and wide. It's not only good for your health, but also the sake there tastes quite good." Cuixiang became so proud, as if this hot spring was her home the same.

"Yes, feelings are still wine." Hua Ming was a little speechless, but after hearing what Cuixiang said, he became interested in that hot spring.

You know, the feeling of soaking in a hot spring is completely different from soaking in a bathtub. Otherwise, there would not be so many people in the world who spend money to travel to a famous hot spring hotel in a certain place.

"Master Hua Ming, do you want to take a hot spring? Ram knows a good place. If you are interested, we can go there now." Seeing the interested look on Hua Ming's face, Ram said in a timely manner.

"Go now? You should have something to do, right?" Hua Ming was a little moved, but he couldn't help hesitating when he thought of the responsibilities that Lamu still shouldered.As for Cuixiang, the Four Heavenly Kings who are in charge of power...haha.

"It's okay, it's just some trivial matters. There is actually nothing troublesome about the affairs of the ghost domain. Even if you leave it alone for a while, there is no problem at all."

"That's it..." Hua Ming thought for a while, then patted the table one last time, "Then let's go!"

So, the next few people came to a hot spring hotel under the leadership of Ram.

"Huh? Why are there so many ghosts around here?" From a long distance, Hua Ming found dozens of ghosts around the entrance of the hotel. He didn't know what they were doing. It turned out to be an event held by the hotel.

The content of the event is very simple, just drinking, whoever drinks the most will win, and the winner in the end can get a coupon for two people in a hot spring hotel, and all consumption in the hotel with the coupon will be free, which can be said to be very Great rewards too.

But of course, this wine is definitely not free, but as long as you can win the final victory, you don’t have to pay for this wine.

"It's a very interesting event, how can I miss this." Watermelon, who likes to be lively by nature, can't calm down after seeing such a lively event. She threw the wine gourd to Hua Ming, and jumped into With one leap, he jumped into the crowd.

Immediately afterwards, without waiting for the manager of the hotel to speak, he directly picked up an open jar of wine and poured it into his stomach.

The ghost clan is bold and likes wine very much, so this wine jar is much larger than the ones outside. At least the wine jar that Cuixiang is holding in her hand is at least bigger than her, but it is such a wine jar that weighs at least a hundred catties. The wine jar was completely drunk by Cuixiang within a minute when the eyeballs of all the ghosts were about to fall out of shock.

'Hi~~' He burped for a long time without any image, Cui Xiang met everyone's eyes, turned the wine jar upside down in his hand, and the mouth of the bottle was facing down, but there was not a drop of wine dripping.

All of a sudden, there was thunderous applause in the field, and all kinds of excited shouts were like thunder, all admiring Cuixiang's drinking capacity.

The ghost clan is like this, most of them have simple personalities, they respect you if you are strong, and they also respect you if you are strong in drinking, as for the others, sorry, they don't care.

"Haha, am I amazing? Look, how many ghosts are calling my name, and you still say that I, the Four Heavenly Kings, are just a mascot. Have you ever seen such a respected mascot?" Jian Huaming When people also squeezed in from the crowd, Cuixiang shook the empty wine jar in her hand, and pointed to a group of fans who were still clapping, feeling very proud.

"Cut, isn't it just that you know how to drink? There's nothing to be proud of." To this day, Hua Ming still doesn't understand why people are respected if they drink well. Do people in the ghost clan think about alcohol besides their fists?

Of course, he would never admit that he was jealous because he couldn't drink.

There's no way, his body is like this, he can get drunk when he gets drunk, even if Hua Ming wants to become a Dionysian like Xigua and the others, it's impossible.

"Hey, no matter what you say, I have already got this No.1, and this coupon for two is also mine. Seeing from our friendship for many years, I will treat you to a hot spring this time. This invitation ticket." Cuixiang looked stable, and even began to control the use of the invitation vouchers that had not yet been obtained.

But there is nothing wrong with her like this, after all, she drank hundreds of catties of wine just now, and the wine jar was the competition wine prepared by the hotel for all the contestants, and the watermelon drank it up like this, can't it explain who? Is it the winner?

"Tch, this young master has plenty of money, so I don't care about your treats." Somewhat displeased with Xigua's smug face, Hua Ming deliberately changed his address to this young master, in order to remind the other party that he is the third member of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Master, the most important thing is money.

"Hee hee, don't say that, aren't we good friends?" She didn't feel dissatisfied at all because of Hua Ming's dislike, Cui Xiang laughed and wanted to hook Hua Ming's shoulders.

However, Ram's voice sounded at this moment.

"Excuse me, do you still have wine? I should be able to compete, right?"

At some point, Ram walked up to the manager of the hotel and said such a sentence.

"Eh? Is little Ram trying to compete with me for drinking?" Cuixiang blinked her eyes and asked curiously, "Speaking of which, I still rarely see you drinking. Do you really want to compare with me? ?"

Ram smiled and didn't speak. He just took the jug of wine handed over by the manager, flicked his finger, pried off the cork and poured it straight up.

Of course, this jar of wine cannot be as big as the jar of wine that Cuixiang drank just now, it is just an ordinary size, and it can hold about a dozen catties of wine, but even so, Ram did not change his face. He drank the whole jar of wine within tens of seconds, not a single drop was left, but his face was slightly flushed, and his eyes were still clear.

"Okay!" Cuixiang's eyes lit up, and she clapped her palms with joy when she saw Liexin, and said hello for Lamu's drinking capacity.

Hua Ming also looked at Ram in surprise, never expecting that this vicious little maid could drink so much.

He looked at Ram, then at Cuixiang, and finally came to a conclusion.

Could it be that... flat chest has a bonus effect on drinking capacity?

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"Little Ram, I didn't see it. I usually see you with a straight face and a serious look, but it turns out that you are not bad at all when you drink. You are much better than that soft guy Hua Ming, not bad." Cui Xiang Pushing Huaming away as if throwing trash, he rushed to Ram with bright eyes, and began to mutter while looking up and down.

Hua Ming's face darkened in an instant.

What about you? Why?

If you want to praise Ram, you can praise her, why add me as the background wall!I don't want to lose face!

Hua Ming roared wildly in his heart. If he didn't worry that there are too many ghosts here, Cuixiang would still be their Four Heavenly Kings. Once he did anything to Cuixiang, he would definitely be beaten by the gang. He would definitely pull out this guy's horns!

Ram just smiled faintly, looked at Huaming and said to Cuixiang, "I'm sorry, Master Ibuki, but Master Huaming doesn't seem to want you to take the top spot."

What she meant was obvious, she was saying that she was going to get this No.1.

Cuixiang laughed loudly, "Hahaha! Not bad, little Ram wants to challenge me. I'm tired of fighting with Yongyi before. This time, I can change my opponent."

After all, she picked up a jar of wine without hesitation and began to pour it into her mouth.

Naturally not to be outdone, Ram put down the empty wine jar in his hand, picked up a new jar of wine again, and began to fight with Cuixianghuo.

Seeing the two of them drinking more crazily than drinking water, and smelling the strong smell of alcohol in the air, Hua Ming felt a little dizzy.

Mad, why are these girls better at drinking than the other? It was like this when I was in Gensokyo. Even Remi, Frankie, Lolita, and the rest of the lolis drank alcohol, which made Hua Ming feel really embarrassed. ....

Silently looking at Rem beside him, Hua Ming asked, "Rem, do you... know how to drink?"

Rem paused, then shook his head, and said softly, "Rem doesn't know how to drink, at most he can only drink a little, if there is more, he will get drunk."

After hearing Rem's answer, Hua Ming breathed a sigh of relief.