After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

Hua Ming picked up the tea on the table, helped Amy pour a cup of steaming hot tea, and then began to try to change the subject, "Well, Amy... Sister, you should go back to the room and change your clothes first, so as not to catch a cold Not good."

Amy's hair is still wet now, obviously it has been simply wiped and has not been blown with a blower.

Amy smiled, "Are you caring about me?"

"That's it."

"Hehe, that girl Ai Li seems to have really found a good guy." Stretching her waist, Amy looked at Hua Ming again, her eyes no longer looked like she was looking at a toy as before. , but brought some warmth, and even the charm at the corners of the eyebrows disappeared a lot.

Hua Ming didn't know what happened when she saw this. It turned out that this seemingly frivolous elder sister had been testing herself all the time. She estimated that if she showed the slightest sign of something bad, she would kick her out of the house in an instant.

Hmm... It seems that this Amy is not as miserable as Ellie said, she feels like a sister who loves her sister.

After drinking the warm tea in one breath, Amy stood up from the sofa again, and touched Hua Ming's head with a smile, "Wait, let's continue talking after sister changes her clothes."

After speaking, without waiting for Hua Ming to reply, he turned and left the living room.

Looking at the back of Amy leaving, Hua Ming suddenly became curious about this person. He heard from Ellie that her sister was expelled from the forest of elves, but through the communication just now, he felt that this Amy was not a bad person. , but what mistake did such a person commit to be expelled from his hometown?

Hua Ming was very curious, but Ellie didn't say anything, and he couldn't ask Amy, so he could only think about it by himself.

Sitting on the sofa and thinking for a while, the last person also came out of the bathroom.

"What are you thinking about, little flower?" Just like Amy, she was wrapped in a bathrobe, and while wiping her long hair with a dry towel, she walked towards this side. That was Avril Lavigne, who was full of maturity.

"It's nothing, I'm just curious." After thinking for a while, Hua Ming told Avril Lavigne his doubts, and then looked at her expectantly, hoping that she could clarify his doubts.

But after hearing his question, Avril Lavigne's face suddenly became weird, with a feeling of unbearable past.Countless expressions appeared on her face, including embarrassment, shame, and shame.

"Uh...Auntie?" Seeing Avril's appearance, Hua Ming was a little worried that he might have asked something that shouldn't be asked, right?

"Ahem, Xiao Hua, this question...let's talk about it later." After hesitating for a while, Avril opened her mouth, but in the end she still couldn't tell Hua Ming the answer.

Fortunately, Hua Ming is not the kind of person who insists on breaking the casserole and asking the bottom line. Since he doesn't say anything, there must be some unspeakable secrets in it, so Hua Ming simply doesn't want to think about this question.

As if feeling a little sorry for not answering Shang Hua Ming's question, Avril got up and sat beside Hua Ming, took his hand, and said apologetically, "Sorry, Xiao Hua, I couldn't answer Shang Hua Ming's question , but please don't mind, I didn't mean to treat you as an outsider, it's just that there are some things...it's really hard to tell."

Hehe...I hope you treat me as an outsider...

"It's okay, I don't mind my aunt, please don't worry."

Hearing what Hua Ming said, Avril's eyes became softer, and the more she looked at Hua Ming, the more satisfied she became, then she seemed to have remembered something, and said to Hua Ming, "By the way, Xiao Hua, you should not use your Some kind of camouflage magic."

"Well, okay." Anyway, he had already shown his original appearance in front of this cheap mother-in-law, Hua Ming didn't think too much, and canceled the disguise magic, and returned to his original appearance.

Seeing Hua Ming's original face again, Avril Lavigne's eyes lit up immediately, and her breathing seemed to become a little short. Then, she stretched out her hand and hugged Hua Ming's petite figure in her arms .

"Hahaha, Xiaohua is really so cute. I've wanted a cute son like you for a long time."

Being hugged inexplicably in his arms, Hua Ming, who had enjoyed a chest burial, was speechless. He actually forgot that Ellie's mother was still a boss.

Avril's face was intoxicated, with a mysterious flush on her face, she hugged Hua Ming's back forcefully, as if she wanted to completely integrate him into her body, and the two mountains on her chest were also fierce. It hit Hua Ming's face.

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And because she is wearing a bathrobe now, there is no underwear in the clothes, and the clothes that are easy to lose are now more than half open, allowing Hua Ming to stick directly on her soft flesh.

But Avril Lavigne, who was obsessed in her own world, didn't notice this, and still hugged Hua Ming in her own way, rubbing against her desperately.

Hua Ming: "..."

Damn, is this treating myself like a doll?Do you want to rub so hard? !Is Shotacon always such a terrifying existence?

No, I can't let her hug me like this anymore.

Don't look at Hua Ming's small body, but no matter who he is, he is still a man. No matter who he is, he is hugged by a big beautiful woman, and his eyes are full of white flesh. Who can resist this shit!

Hua Ming could already feel a slight bad reaction from his body, if Avril discovered this, wouldn't he be ashamed?

So Hua Ming stretched out his hand, put it on Avril's waist, and used the invincible tickling technique again.

As soon as this move was made, Avril immediately reacted, and Hua Ming also took the opportunity to slip out of the opponent's arms like iron pincers, and immediately changed to another place, sitting down far away from Avril.

The bosom became empty, and Avril finally woke up. What did she do just now? A blush suddenly appeared on her mature and charming face. She tidied up the messy clothes, and said to Hua Ming in embarrassment. , "I'm sorry Xiaohua, you are so cute, my aunt couldn't hold back for a while... You don't know, I actually wanted a child as cute as you a long time ago, but unfortunately I only gave birth to Amy and the others. sisters...."

The corner of Hua Ming's mouth twitched, forced a smile, and said to this aunt who was obviously in the late stage of Taikong, "Ai Li is actually very cute..."

"Of course I know that, after all, she is my daughter." Avril said proudly, "But I still want a son, just like Xiao Hua, who is cute and obedient..."

As she said that, Avril still looked at Hua Ming with expectant eyes, as if hoping to hear that ma or something from his mouth...

Hua Ming could only laugh dryly for a while. He didn't dare to recognize his mother casually. Originally, his relationship with Ai Li was fake, and naturally he wouldn't come again in the future. It would be so embarrassing if he called her mother now.. .

Seeing that Hua Ming didn't plan to call her mother, Avril Lavigne was obviously a little disappointed, but she soon regained her energy and chatted with Hua Ming.

This conversation lasted for more than ten minutes. As the conversation between the two gradually deepened, Avril became more and more satisfied with Hua Ming, and she seemed to recognize her son-in-law, which made Hua Ming wipe off cold sweat the whole time.

Just as Avril's chat became more and more explicit, and even reached the point where he and Ellie would have a baby's name, Ellie, who had already changed her clothes, walked into the living room.

"Mom, what are you talking about!" As soon as she came in, Ellie happened to hear Avril talking about her and Hua Ming again, her face blushed, and she hurried up to interrupt their conversation.

"Hehe, I was just chatting with Xiaohua about your future, anyway, you have already reached this point, it's time to make plans for the future." Avril turned her head to look at her, and said with a smile.

"Huh?" Ellie looked at Hua Ming in a daze. What do you mean we have already reached this point?

And Hua Ming could only give her a wry smile back, he didn't know why the topic was so twisted, obviously he didn't say anything, just um, and then Avril made up a lot of plots in his mind. ...is it his fault?

"Mom, stop talking nonsense, go and change your clothes, or you will be late for the holy sacrifice." Ai Li blushed and pushed Avril, she had already removed her makeup, and returned to her original appearance of only seventeen or eighteen At the age of [-], she looks very cute and cute.

"Okay, okay, I won't be your light bulb anymore." Avril covered her mouth with a chuckle, waved her hands, and left the space in the living room to the two.

"Really, don't talk nonsense, it will cause mother to misunderstand. By the way, why did you change back?" Allie noticed that Hua Ming had changed back to Zhengtai, and thought of her mother's attributes of late Zhengtai control. , can't help but get a little nervous.

Although I don't know if she is nervous about Hua Ming or Avril Lavigne.

"I didn't say anything." Hua Ming spread his hands innocently, "And it was my aunt who asked me to change back, so what can I do? Also, didn't you take off your makeup too?"

"It's different." Ellie sat down on the sofa angrily, picked up Huaming's teacup unceremoniously and took a sip, "The holy sacrifice will start later, except for the elves of the royal family, other Elves are not allowed to wear makeup and jewelry, this is the rule."

"Oh? There's such a rule?" Hua Ming felt a little amused, "It's not like the royal elves are afraid of ordinary elves like you who dress up beautifully, and overshadow them all, right?"

Ai Li nodded immediately, and said in deep agreement, "I think so too, but my mother is naturally beautiful, even without makeup, she is definitely better than the princess... Cough cough, let's go fifty-five with her."

"Speaking of which, what does your holy sacrifice look like? Is there anything you need to pay attention to?"

"Well....It's really nothing, it's just a cutscene, which is equivalent to a human's New Year's Eve party. First, a ceremony is hosted by the royal family under the tree of life, and then everyone only needs to stand there for a while before it's over, and then Just eat, drink, dance and whatnot."

"This... your goddess of life will cry." No one has any admiration for feelings.

"Well, Goddess of Life or something, I just listened to her as a legend. From the beginning to the end, even the oldest elves in the clan have never really seen this Goddess of Life, and they don't know who she is. If it doesn’t really exist, then even if we want to admire it, we still admire the Tree of Life, which gave us the environment to live in.” Ellie said seriously.

"Besides, what age is it now? We still believe in God. What we have to believe in is science. After all, we are still the principal and teachers of the school."

"Hey, what are you talking about, a guy who just came out of the portal just now! Believe in science, you should give me a good flight!" Hua Ming was speechless.

"The plane is so slow, it's not as fast as me, who wants to take it!" Ellie said with a confident face.

"So, do you believe in science or not?"

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"I'm going to the toilet." After chatting with Ellie for a while, Hua Ming got up and went to the toilet. Since the bathroom was where he just came, he wasn't afraid of not being able to find the toilet.

"Huh? What is this?"

After going to the bathroom, when passing a room on the way back, Hua Ming glanced casually, but unexpectedly saw a picture book-like thing under the cabinet next to the door.

Most of the album was covered by the cabinet, only a corner was exposed, and what Hua Ming saw was the picture in that corner.

"Comics?" Hua Ming couldn't help but become a little curious looking at the legs that were obviously painted in a Two-dimensional style. It stands to reason that Ellie and Avril didn't look like people who like to read comics, but there was an appearance in their home. If you read such a comic, there is no doubt that this thing belongs to Amy.

Out of curiosity, Hua Ming bent down and picked up the comic from the ground, patted the dust on it, and started to read it.

But as the pages of the book were turned, Hua Ming's expression became more and more strange.

Isn't this... isn't this a book! ! !

And it's in the insult category! ! !

The heroine is actually an elf! ! !

For a moment, Hua Ming felt like he was dreaming.

It's okay to find a book in a room where only three women live, but it's still a dark book of the insult system with elves as the main characters. This kind of hobby is too heavy!

And the most important point is, Hua Ming vaguely felt that the heroine in that book was somewhat similar to Ellie?Is it a coincidence?

"Ah, Xiao Hua, what are you doing standing in front of the door... Hey, why did you become like this?" After the door clicked softly and was opened from the inside, Amy stretched out a At first, seeing Hua Ming's normal appearance, she was taken aback for a moment, if Hua Ming's aura hadn't changed, she really wouldn't have recognized it as Hua Ming.

"Well...that was my disguise magic just now, and this appearance is my original appearance." Hua Ming simply explained.

"Oh, that's how it is. No wonder she would recognize you as a son-in-law with her mother's character, haha." Amy nodded knowingly, and then her eyes fell on the notebook in Hua Ming's hand, her eyes lit up, "Hey ? So my notebook is with you? No wonder I couldn’t find it after searching for a long time, it turned out to be here.”

"This...is yours...yours?" Hua Ming turned his head mechanically, looking at this innocent-looking person who seemed to have no sense of shame at all.

Someone nodded heavily.

Taking a deep breath, the man's sixth sense told Hua Ming that if he used this topic to continue the conversation, something would definitely ruin his three views, so Hua Ming directly stuffed the notebook into Amy's arms, Turn around and start walking.

"Hey, don't be in a hurry to leave." After taking the notebook, Amy reached out and grabbed Hua Ming's clothes, not letting him go.

Shaking the black and white notebook in her hand, Amy smiled sweetly at Hua Ming, "This is a rare opportunity, did you see it just now? Why don't you tell me your thoughts."

"Feel... think?"

"Well, it's equivalent to the after-view. Do you think this book is good-looking, is the heroine flirtatious enough, is the pose attractive, etc..."

"..." Hua Ming gasped suddenly, and couldn't believe his ears. Was the person who asked himself what he thought after reading the book really the smiling beauty in front of him?

"This....I..." Even with Hua Ming's thick skin, he stuttered at the moment. After all, if a girl asks if your book is good or not, who can answer it!

"You have to answer well, if you lie, I will be angry, sister." Amy leaned over, waved a finger in front of Hua Ming's eyes, and said seriously.

"Uh....."

"Ah, sister, what are you doing again!" Just as Hua Ming was forced to the edge of the cliff, in an embarrassing situation where he neither advanced nor retreated, Ellie ran over in a hurry, like a mother protecting her cub. Like a chicken, he opened his arms to block Hua Ming behind him, while he looked at Amy warily.

"It's nothing, it's just that Xiaohua read my notebook just now, and I want to ask him for advice." Amy's expression remained unchanged, and she shook the notebook she had been holding in her hand with a calm smile.

Only then did Ellie shift her gaze to the thing she was holding in her hand. The moment she saw the cover, her whole body froze immediately, and then, like a boiled crab, large patches of red Xiafei touched her neck and cheeks, and people couldn't help but sigh, it turns out that people's blush can be so red.

"Sister! You brought this dirty thing home again!" Ellie screamed, reaching out to grab the book in Amy's hand, but the other party easily dodged it.