After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

"Fuck! 98k!"

Without panic, and without subconsciously stopping to evade, Kaguya directly slammed the steering wheel and walked towards the opposite side where the gunshots sounded.

However.....

'boom! '

There was another gunshot, and this time Kaguya's third-stage head was directly blown off, and the whole person fell from the car.

"Damn! Mad is a hacker, you guys go!" Hui Ye came to his senses, and hurriedly urged Hua Ming and Yi Wen loudly.

Hua Ming's expression was calm, and the moment Hui Ye was knocked over, he had already changed into the driver's seat, slammed on the brakes, stopped the car sideways, and then jumped down to the other side of the car to hide with Yiwen.

"The ones that can't run away, it looks like they should automatically aim and add bullets to keep them from falling." Yiwen said coldly. She usually plays this game, so naturally she dislikes these cheaters the most.

"Fight." Hua Ming simply gave the order, then changed the weapon to a 98k, and hid behind the car to search for enemies who hadn't shown up in the distance.

"Be careful, the person who knocked me down is the one I told you just now, and those scumbags, md, unexpectedly met again." Only then did Huiye notice the ID of the person who knocked him down, and couldn't help but Angry silver teeth clenched.

I don't know if the other side also recognized her. It was clearly on the grass with no shelter, but no one mended her knife, as if nothing had happened just now.

"East 115." With Hua Ming's far superior eyesight, he quickly found a figure smaller than a black dot on the computer screen. He tightened the gun in his hand, then tilted his head, and opened the mirror instantly. One shot, 'bang! '

Two gunshots rang out at the same time, but the result was that Hua Ming's blood volume was reduced by more than half, and the third-level head was also crippled.

"Damn it, it's a shame." With Hua Ming's good temper, he couldn't help but be speechless when he encountered such a situation. This is no longer something that can be remedied by technology, it's just a fight between gods!

"Forget it, let's go to the next game." Yi Wen was also very angry. Of course, she wanted to return a round of bullets when her man was beaten, but this enemy was still far away from her, so what did she use to fight?

But at this moment, three black shadows galloped from afar in an instant. The speed was even faster than a motorcycle, and they came to Kaguya who was lying on the ground in the blink of an eye.

"I'll be good..." Hua Ming was dumbfounded. Is this mother still playing a gunfight game?Are you sure this isn't Quicksilver from the Avengers?

"Fuck, this group of guys must be bbling endlessly again. Fortunately, my mother had the foresight to turn off the voice early." Hui Ye said angrily.

Hua Ming tried to shoot several people over there, but it was useless, and he was knocked to the ground instead.

"Let's quit, it's bad luck for us." Yiwen bit his lip, his little face was full of unwillingness.

Hui Ye sighed, stopped cursing, and retreated to the hall neatly.

"Aren't they afraid of being banned for such blatant cheating?" Hua Ming asked.

"Hehe, you think too highly of the game company." Kaguya said disdainfully, "Why do you think there are so many people cheating on this game? It's because the game has too many loopholes, and the game company doesn't fix them, they will only fix them in the game. Add a few patch packages every time you update, and then people who do cheats will find new vulnerabilities in the first time and make cheats, this is an endless loop, and there will never be a way to stop it.”

Hua Ming had nothing to say, and turned his head to look at the unwillingness and grievance on Yi Wen's face, his face turned cold instantly.

Ma De, dare to bully his wife, even in the game!He didn't believe that these bastards who cheated could not be cured anymore!

"Wait a minute, I'm going to open a 'plug-in' too!"

"Hey, bastard, don't go astray." Kaguya hurriedly shouted, "We still need the most basic quality to play games. We can't cheat others and we will follow suit. If everyone In this way, the game will be destroyed sooner or later."

As a senior game geek, Kaguya also has her own bottom line, that is, she will never cheat anyway, because cheating is something only the weak will do, and she has always relied on technology to speak games.

Hua Ming shook his head and said, "It's okay, don't worry, sister Hui Ye, my posting is absolutely reasonable and legal, and I follow normal procedures."

"Huh? What do you mean?" Hui Ye was a little confused, but Hua Ming took out his mobile phone from his pocket in the next second, opened the address book, found a person's number, and called.

"Hey, Sister Sakuya? Yes, yes, yes, there is something I want to ask you for a favor, that is, there is a game called PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, do you know? Yes, it is the gun game, I want you to put this game Buy it, um, then I will trouble Sister Sakuya."

After calling Sakuya, Hua Ming put the phone back, but saw that Yiwen was looking at him in astonishment, and even Kaguya on the earphone was silent, so he couldn't help asking curiously, "What's wrong with you? Don't talk?"

After another long silence, Yi Wen swallowed, pointed at Hua Ming and said, "You... just bought this game?"

Hua Ming nodded with a natural expression, "I asked Sister Sakuya to buy it for me. Since this game company is so rubbish, then we will do it ourselves. I have already written down the IDs that were opened just now. Later Directly let the game company find their IP address, block the IP address for me, and prohibit them from entering the game again."

"...Damn it, when did you become so fierce, bastard? Just buy a game company if you disagree with me. Where did you get the world's richest man?" Hui Ye's voice was full of surprise, although She knew that the Scarlet Devil Mansion was rich, but she never thought that they could be so self-willed!

This is completely rising from the level of being rich to the ability to make money, okay!

"Hmph, who made them upset my little girl?" Hua Ming said in a bad tone.

"Hua Ming..." Yiwen blushed slightly, raised her watery eyes, full of emotion.

Hua Ming smiled, raised his hand to touch the little girl's head, pinched her pink and tender face, and said with a smile, "I said before, the only one who can bully you in this world is me, others, the door nothing!"

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"Wow, can you care about single people? Single dogs also need human rights, okay?" Being fed another mouthful of dog food made Kaguya's already bad mood even worse, which also made Kaguya Stop playing games!

Hua Ming joked with a smile, "Then sister Hui Ye, you should also find a man, on the terms of sister Hui Ye, as long as you speak out, the people who want to chase you will probably line up from Yonge Ting to the Red Devil City. "

"Come on." Kaguya's voice became weak again in an instant, and a lazy smell came straight to him, "I have seen what a man looks like 1000 years ago. If you want me to find a man, why not?" It’s better to play Lily, and games are my life.”

Hua Ming's expression became weird, "Lily...So, Sister Huiye, you really are the right sister, Sister Hong..."

"Hey, hey, brat, you can eat whatever you say, but you can't talk nonsense about food. No matter how hungry I am, I won't choose her, okay? Cricket is a turkey, and she is also considered a woman? "

"No, I think you really have the feeling of forming a CP, falling in love and killing each other, isn't it always like this in anime?"

"And the hair color is still black and white, just like red and blue, it's an enduring CP color combination." Yi Wen also intervened, smiling as if it's not too big of a deal.

Hui Ye said angrily, "Damn, are you going to say that? Believe it or not, my mother will fly over immediately and beat you two little bastards to death, and make you a pair of desperate mandarin ducks."

"23333."

"emmm."

After that, the three of them didn't plan to play Chicken Eats anymore. They made an appointment to wait for the game company to buy it and optimize the game thoroughly before playing again, so they went to play Fantasy Heroes again.

......

The next morning, while Hua Ming was still asleep, he was woken up by a rapid phone ringing. He fumbled for the phone in a daze, and connected without knowing who the caller was.

"Who? Called early in the morning, don't you know it's time to sleep?"

A familiar female voice came from the phone, "It's early in the morning? Is there something wrong with your brain? Or is the sun not shining on your butt? It's already afternoon!"

"Oh...."

"Oh, your sister! Hurry up and get ready to get up, my mother will come to pick you up soon."

"Who are you?"

“…”

After a few seconds of silence on the phone, there was a burst of silence in an instant.

"@&%#哔—I'll give you half an hour, if you don't come out, I'll drive you in!"

The explosive shouting almost shattered Hua Ming's eardrums. He shook his hand in fright, and the phone fell to the ground, and he was completely awakened by the voice.

"Huh...Hua Ming, what is this sound? Why is it so noisy..." Yi Wen, who curled himself up like a sleeping cat in Hua Ming's arms, was awakened by the noisy sound , opened his eyes in a daze.

Hua Ming didn't have time to answer, so he reached out to pick up the phone that had fallen on the ground, and only then did he see who the caller was.

— Allie.

Looking at the date again, well, it turns out that today is the appointed time, no wonder this guy called.

Last night, because he played an all-night game with Hui Ye, Hua Ming and Yiwen slept until the afternoon, causing him to forget the promise with Ellie.

"Go on to sleep. If you're hungry, I'll ask Chacha Wan to bring you food. I have something to go out for a while." Hua Ming lowered his head and kissed the little girl's face, and said softly.

"Don't go." Yiwen grabbed Hua Ming's arm, his big watery eyes were half-closed, and his voice was soft and respectful.

She is a vampire, a nocturnal creature. Although after years of hard work, she has changed her biological clock to the same night and day as normal people, but every time she just wakes up, she still can't stop Confused, like a symptom of hypoglycemia, a feeling of half-asleep and half-awake, and Yiwen is the cutest at this time.

Seeing the cute look of the little girl, Hua Ming's heart almost melted, he made a little decision, and decisively threw the phone aside, lay down on the bed with Yiwen in his arms, and continued to sleep comfortably Come.

After sleeping for about half an hour, the phone rang again. Hua Ming sighed, knowing that he could not continue to sleep. According to Ellie's personality, maybe she would really drive into her house Come.

Yawning, he carefully pulled his hand out of Yiwen's embrace, Hua Ming got up, got dressed, walked out with his mobile phone.

"You fucking can't get out!" Ellie's voice sounded full of resentment.

Hua Ming lazily said, "Don't worry, don't you want to see your mother? I definitely need to tidy up. I'm still taking a shower, come out right now."

"That's what you said, hurry up, don't dawdle." Hearing what Hua Ming said, Ellie's anger subsided a lot, and she gave him a few more warnings before hanging up the phone.

As for Hua Ming, after washing up in a leisurely manner, he enjoyed another meal at the dining table with love from the little maid. It took about half an hour before he finally walked out the door this time.

As soon as he went out, he saw Ellie who had been waiting by the side of the road for an unknown how long, sitting in the car, looking at him impatiently.

Hua Ming walked over in a few steps, with a flattering smile on his face, as the saying goes, don't hit a smiley face, just about to say something, but Ellie slapped her on the face.

Um.....

Kind of embarrassing.

Pulling away Ellie's hand that was pinching her handsome face, Hua Ming said angrily, "What are you doing? You just touch me in broad daylight, aren't you afraid of being called a slut?"

"I'm mad at you!" Ellie, who was already very angry, ran away in an instant under Hua Ming's taunt, losing her temperament for a while, and hammered his chest fiercely with a pair of small fists.

"I've been waiting for you for two hours, two hours! Do you know how precious my time is? Ah!"

Hua Ming rubbed his chest, his face was full of indifference, "Who told you to go home with you today, and didn't make an appointment, I'm still sleeping soundly here, I'm so scared if you wake me up I'm not angry yet, why are you angry?"

"Are you? Are you still sleeping at two o'clock in the afternoon?" Ellie gritted her silver teeth angrily, her beautiful eyes seemed to burst into flames, and Hua Ming felt a little scared.

In fact, this guy also made Ellie wait so long on purpose, who made her plot against herself?Hua Ming is not a temperless saint, and a small amount of revenge is fine.

"Ahem..." After a few fake coughs, Hua Ming pretended to be serious, "Okay, don't waste time here, let's get down to business first."

"You are the least qualified to say that!"

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Sitting in the car, the two of them returned to her home under Ellie's driving all the way.

"Aren't you going to your hometown? Why did you go back to your house?" Looking at Ellie's small villa in front of him, Hua Ming couldn't help asking curiously.

"The forest of elves is tens of thousands of kilometers away from here. Do you want me to drive there?" Ellie gave him a blank stare, and as she spoke angrily, she took out her key and opened the door.

"Other Tang monks can walk hundreds of thousands of miles to get the Western Scriptures. It seems normal for you to run tens of thousands of kilometers back to your hometown."

"Stop talking about those useless things to me, come in quickly." Too lazy to chat with Hua Ming at the door, Ai Li walked in directly, "By the way, you don't need to change your shoes."

"I didn't intend to change it at all." Without any hesitation, Hua Ming stepped on the smooth and tidy floor of Ai Li's house, leaving footprints one after another on it.

The corner of Ellie's mouth twitched, "You are really impolite, at least you can shirk a few words, okay?"

"Huh? What is politeness? Is it delicious?"