After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

After queuing for less than a minute, the message board of the most beautiful concubine lit up.

[Come out, come out, don't wait! 】

Hua Ming canceled the queue for the game, and looked at their status, it was as expected that they had come out of the game.

He tapped on the keyboard and replied to the other party.

[It's over so soon?Crushing the game. 】

The concubine is the most beautiful: [The crushing situation...hehe, with your apprentice here, how can you frankly not be crushed? ! 】

Hua Ming: [Uh...you lost? 】

The concubine is the most beautiful: [Isn't this nonsense!I don't even know how your apprentice plays the game, even if I use my feet, I can definitely play better than her!In less than 10 minutes of laning, eight heads were sent out. At first I thought she was playing me, but later I found out that she was meowing for real! 】

Chapter 380 Kaguya's Death

At this time, Gabriel also sent a message.

Jia Baili: [QAQ, master, come and take me to fly, that dead house girl is so good, she can't even move me, and she keeps spraying me, obviously she can't beat five by herself, and she blames me for giving too many heads up. 】

Hua Ming wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and silently mourned for the most beautiful concubine for a second.

Then the most beautiful concubine sent a team invitation and a voice invitation.

After Hua Ming clicked to accept, soon, two familiar voices chattered through the earphones.

"Damn! I told you not to take the line, don't take the line, you just don't listen, you are caught five times by the other side, and you still want to be an iron boy. I really don't know why you, a nanny, are so obsessed with the soldiers. They are eating you Is there any rice at home?"

"Blame me? If you don't take the line yourself, the line of soldiers is almost at our defense tower, so what if I go and collect it?"

"I'll take you??! The five people on the opposite side are all grouped together on the high ground in the middle of our road. Except for you, a guy with a brain problem, who would run to the road at this time to collect the line from the outer tower!"

"Hmph, thanks to the fact that you are still the strongest king, you can't even do one-on-five. Compared with the master, you are far behind."

"Fuck! Do you think I'm a GM or a hacker? I can even fight five with one, but can I fight nine with one? If you can listen to me like you listen to your master, don't take the line or grab the ADC's minion , the game just now can definitely be won.”

"You're not my master, why should I listen to you." Gabriel said confidently, "Besides, what's the matter if I grab a few soldiers from the ADC, anyway, he's useless in the early stage, I'm equipped, I can breastfeed you better."

"I suck your grandma's legs!" Kaguya was furious and swearing non-stop. She has played the game for so long, and it is the first time for a teammate like Gabriel to meet her teammates. She's such a freak, she doesn't listen to other people's words, as long as she gets on top, she can chase people from the outer tower to the opposite spring!

Hearing this, Hua Ming coughed a few times to show his presence.

When Gabriel heard Hua Ming's voice, she was overjoyed and said quickly, "Master, you are finally here, that's great, I finally don't have to be tricked by this guy anymore."

Hui Ye said angrily, "Who are you talking about cheating? Don't you have any b numbers in your heart?"

Gabriel stuck out her tongue, "Slightly slightly—anyway, it's your problem if you can't take me with you, Cai B, please don't talk to me."

"I @#￥%##% beep——"

Hua Ming couldn't stand it any longer. He coughed twice and started to practice Tai Chi. After a few words of persuasion from both parties, the atmosphere eased a little.

"Master, you can play ADC, and I will assist you." When choosing a hero, Gabriel directly chose a nanny in seconds, and then said to Hua Ming.

Hua Ming twitched the corner of his mouth, and quickly evaded, "No, no, I don't know how to play AD, let Penglaishan play, she is a professional ADC."

Without further ado, Kaguya immediately searched for a mid laner hero.

"Pervert sister control, the ability of adc is limited. I learned one thing from my ad career during this period, the more I play ad, the more I feel that the limit of ad has an end, unless I can surpass it ...."

"...What do you want to say?" After thinking about it, Hua Ming decided to cooperate with the other party to make up a line, otherwise it would be too pitiful to play melodramatically alone.

Kaguya's tone suddenly rose sharply, from calm to high-spirited as if swearing, she took out the gargoyle mask, stepped on the table with one foot, raised her arms and shouted, "I won't do ad! jojo! "

"Oh." Hua Ming replied flatly, and then chose Hua Ma as usual.

"Master, what is she talking about? Is there something wrong with her brain?" Gabriel lowered her voice, as if she was whispering to Hua Ming, but it was a three-person voice, and Hua Ming could hear it. Ye must have heard it too. When Gabriel said that about her, Kaguya hummed dissatisfiedly,

"What a brat, I don't even know such a famous meme...Wait, why did you choose Huama anyway? Didn't I already choose the mid laner?"

"Sorry, I have been professional Youxiang for 100 years, and I only know mid laner. If you don't give it, you can give it away."

"Hey! You obviously know other heroes! Damn Hun Dan, you master and apprentice are indeed the nemesis sent by heaven to deal with me!" Hui Ye gritted his teeth bitterly.

"Oh? I remember you didn't seem to say that last night, did you? Who kept pestering me to call me Grandpa last night, and insisted that I and her be in a double row?" Hua Ming raised the corners of his mouth, a little bit dark Said.

"Ahem...well, that's a special situation." Kaguya coughed a few times in embarrassment, and couldn't go on talking, so she could only change into her skills and go with Gabriel silently, with tears in her heart. Went down the road.

Soon, Hua Ming heard laughter again from the lower road (heavy fog).

"Fuck, can I call your sister? Please let my poor little soldier go, I chose a mage, whose attack power is very low, so it's not easy to replenish soldiers, big sister..." After Bo Xiaobing entered the defense tower, under Gabriel's perfect intervention, he successfully missed all the Xiaobing Kaguya's wailing.

"My dear sister, can you stop adding milk to Xiaobing? I know you are great, and I want Xiaobing to have a mouthful of safe milk, but can you care about being raped by the other side? What about me?" This was the tragedy that happened when Kaguya was rubbed against the ground by the two opponents and the jungler, and Gabriel used the Holy Light Healing Technique on the little soldier with little blood left.

"Sister control... Ah no, grandpa, please take your apprentice away quickly, I really can't play anymore!!!"

Listening to Huiye's hoarse cry in the earphones, and then looking at her 10-minute 0-3-0-22 glorious data, Hua Ming sighed, "Xiao Jia, come here."

"Alright, master~" Gabriel, who had just bought equipment from home and walked to the defense tower in the bottom lane, immediately changed her route happily after hearing Hua Ming's call, and walked ruthlessly away from Kaguya, who was only half-blooded. However, he didn't even give the opponent a sip of milk, and just ran to the middle of the road like that.

Hui Ye's heart was full of old blood, she didn't know if she should say mmp or not.

You eat the pawns in the bottom lane, and you also take the economy. It’s fine if you turn around and run when I get rounded. Are you so fucking reluctant to give me a sip of milk now? !

What's really TN is that I fed a white-eyed wolf. If my mother goes off with you in the future, my mother will eat the keyboard!

After finishing a game, Kaguya looked at her horrible record. Although she won, she couldn't be happy at all. She heard Gabriel's cheers in her ears: Master is so good, so amazing, etc. With those words, Kaguya even wanted to cry a little.

She silently took off the earphones, took out a hatchet from her skirt, and stabbed herself hard on the neck without hesitation.

Die first and calm down.

Kaguya - death.

Chapter 380 Are You Worthy

A second later, Hui Ye sat up from the ground again refreshed, touched the blood on his neck that hadn't dried up, wiped it calmly with a paper towel, put on the earphones again, and continued the game.

After playing a few games with Gabriel and Kaguya, Hua Ming saw that the time was almost noon, so he didn't plan to play anymore.

"I'll withdraw after this round, Xiao Jia, come to my house for dinner later." While controlling the characters in the game, Hua Ming said into the headset.

Because Gabriel's living expenses have already been taken care of by Huaming, it is natural that Huaming takes care of Gabriel's three meals a day, otherwise Huaming would not be at ease if this girl eats instant noodles and junk food every day.

So during this period of time, either Hua Ming went to Gabriel's house to cook, or called her to eat at his own house. It doesn't matter for breakfast, just buy some bread and milk.

"Hey~ But the sun is so bright and hot outside, I really don't want to go out..." Gabriel said pitifully.

"Then you should be hungry."

"Hey! Master, you are too cruel. I am your cutest apprentice. Wouldn't your heart ache if you let such a lovely apprentice starve to death at home?"

"Hehe, I don't have any feelings." Hua Ming said coldly, for this salted fish angel, he would not be like Wei Nai, who would be confused by the pitiful appearance of the other party after two or three words.

"Wow..." Gabriel's voice became weak.

"Just let her starve to death for this pit b, so that there will be one less disaster in the game." Hui Ye was exhausted physically and mentally by Jia Bai Li Hang, so he naturally taunted a few words when he had the opportunity.

"Huh? Are you the only one who dare to call me cheating? Is my KDA much better looking than yours?" Gabriel said angrily.

"You still have the nerve to say, it's not that you cheated me, how the hell can I be beaten worse than a dog by the opponent in the early stage?!" It's okay not to mention this, but when it comes to KAD, Kaguya is full of anger.

This good-for-nothing angel always likes to hug Huaming's thigh after cheating her, and then get dozens of assists. Of course, this is much better than the stats that she finally hit.

"Okay, it's just a game, what about fighting again and again? If anyone says anything more, I'll just hang up." Annoyed by the two women's constant quarrel, Hua Ming played games to relax his mind, but in the end Jia Once Baili and Hui Ye quarreled, it would be like sparks hitting the earth, exploding instantly, endlessly.

Gabriel and Kaguya immediately stopped talking.

Look, this is the countenance of slaves.

.....

Just when the game was about to finish, the door of Huiye's room was suddenly opened, and Lingxian walked in with a cup of brewed tea, and obediently placed it beside Huiye,

"Your Highness, please have some tea."

"Got it, I'll finish it right away." Hui Ye said directly without turning her head.

Hua Ming, who heard Lingxian's voice, couldn't help asking curiously, "Your Highness, what the hell is this? Don't tell me you have a younger sister at home who also suffers from the second illness?"

"God damn it, that's my maid." Hui Ye snorted twice, and said proudly, "Aren't you envious? Hehe, I know that you pig-hoofed maids must have had many promiscuous maids. You're lucky if you do it, so how about it, you will call me Your Highness the Princess from now on, and I'll let my maid call you Master, how about letting you have a good time?"

"Oh, but I also have a maid, and I'm the cutest little maid in the world." Hua Ming curled his lips in disdain. His own Rem is so cute, he doesn't believe that there is a little maid cuter than Rem in this world. .

Hui Ye was stunned, and then laughed loudly, "Hahaha, I'm afraid you are not living in a dream, a dead otaku still wants to have a maid, you are just making me laugh."

"It's not up to you, a dead house girl, to say this!"

Lingxian looked curiously at Her Royal Highness, who was smiling like a 200-jin child. Although she could vaguely hear the conversation coming from the earphones, she didn't know what they were talking about.

Feeling that it was her duty not to let Her Royal Highness be seduced by an unknown male netizen, Lingxian asked, "Your Highness, when did you have a male friend?"

"Just a while ago, I feel like I can chat, and I feel like I can become a best friend." Kaguya said naturally.

Hua Ming's disgusted voice came out of the earphones, "Tsk tsk tsk, you are too shameless, aren't you? You want to be my best friend, I have never seen a thick-skinned guy like you, don't you just want to force it? Raise yourself up from the position of grandson, do you think I don't know your little thoughts?"

Gabriel agreed with a grin, "Thick-skinned~"

Hui Ye immediately choked in her throat, she gritted her teeth, and roared angrily, "My old lady is like a flower like a jade, she is magnificent, she can fascinate all living beings with a smile, and so on, a noble existence like a concubine, can be with you You should be grateful all your life for what you said, and now you still dare to despise me?"

Hua Ming was silent for a while, and then said, "One key for three yuan, three keys for ten yuan, do you deserve it?"

"Ah? Keys? What the hell? Wait, wait, three yuan for one and ten yuan for three, do you think I'm an idiot? I definitely don't deserve it!" Hui Ye didn't realize it, thinking that Hua Ming was trying to figure out something She took a sharp turn to test her math, but she regretted it as soon as she said it.Sure enough, Hua Ming's immediate laughter was full of sarcasm.

"Aren't you worthy? That's right, hahaha~~"

Kaguya gritted his teeth and shouted, "Wait, who said I'm not worthy, I am, I am!"

Hua Ming stopped laughing all of a sudden, and said in a serious tone, "How many do you have?"

"I am worthy..." After all, she is also an old Si Ji who has been on the Internet for hundreds of years. At first, Hui Ye just didn't realize it. Now that she thought about it carefully, she immediately understood the trap in Hua Ming's words. She just spat out a mouthful of blood on the spot.

"Ah! Your Royal Highness! What's the matter with you? Why did you suddenly vomit a lot of blood?" Lingxian shouted in a panic.

"No, it's nothing..." Hui Ye wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and when he heard Gabriel's ghostly laughter in the earphones, he suddenly felt like wanting to flesh out Hua Ming, and then catch him to the Eternal Pavilion , Give yourself the urge to lick your feet every day.

"Uh...are you alright?" Hearing Lingxian's exclamation, Hua Ming felt a little embarrassed. He just wanted to make a joke. I was so angry that I vomited blood, so the joke was a bit too much, "Well, I'm sorry, I was just joking, if you are angry, just scold me a few words, or I will call you grandpa also."

Hearing Hua Ming's apology full of apology and sincerity, Hui Ye's anger dissipated most of the anger immediately. Some can't stand stimulation.

Chapter 380 Exposure