After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

Yan He frowned, and was about to say something, but Hua Ming opened his mouth first, pointing at Senior Brother Wu with an angry look, "I can't bear what you say, what's wrong with women? You look down on me." Woman, do you still look down on our family's Xiaoyanhe? Do you believe that our Xiaoyanhe can beat you with one hand so that you doubt life if you are such a superficial fool like you? "

All the students stared dumbfounded at Hua Ming, who was filled with righteous indignation, as if he had been wronged so much. This was the first time they had seen such a shameless person!

Obviously Senior Brother Wu was talking about you, but you insisted on shifting the topic to Yan He, and using Yan He to play tricks on the tiger. You are like a living example of a villain in TV dramas!

Yan He coughed a few times to attract everyone's attention, and then said, "He is my boyfriend, and it is only natural for me to protect him. If possible, I hope to protect him for the rest of my life."

“…”

Looking at Senior Brother Wu who was silent and withdrawing his hands silently, Hua Ming raised his head at 45 degrees behind his hands and sighed, "Ah, actually, I don't want to be soft, but this guy is handsome, so there is nothing I can do about it." Ah. What, Brother Wu, right? Although you don’t have this condition in this life, you still have the next life. There are people in my underworld. If you want to reincarnate, you can come to me at any time, and I promise you to become a handsome man in your next life. Male, being taken care of by a rich woman, living a life without hard work."

"Pfft!" After Hua Ming's call, Senior Brother Wu felt his blood surging in his chest, and he couldn't hold it back, and he spurted out a mouthful of blood.

He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, glanced at Hua Ming with cold eyes, then turned and left.

He knew that as long as Yan He was still here today, even if he risked his life, he would not be able to touch Hua Ming's finger, so staying here would be humiliating himself, facing a shameless person who confessed to himself He is just a boy with a soft face, he has nothing to say, he can only look forward to being hit by him next time when Hua Ming is on the order, and then he will definitely give this shameless guy a good time lesson!

Of course, what this poor big man doesn't know is that Hua Ming is actually very strong, so strong that he would never have imagined in his entire life.

"Let's go too." Seeing the back of the big man leaving, Hua Ming said to Yan with a smile.

Yan He rolled his eyes at Hua Ming angrily, "Teacher, you are too good at playing, I guess Brother Wu will be pissed off by you."

Hua Ming chuckled, "I suddenly discovered that an attack on the spiritual level is more impressive than physical pain."

Hua Ming originally wanted to make a move to teach this senior martial brother a lesson, but after hearing what he said, he changed his strategy and adopted the method of angering people without paying for their lives.

Seeing Senior Brother Wu getting so angry and acting like he was helpless, Hua Ming really felt very happy, this feeling was much better than just giving him a lesson.

It's no wonder that so many people are practicing swords now, and they still practice the sword but not the sword. It turns out that shameless people can really be invincible in the world!

"However, what I didn't expect was that you, Yanhe, are so popular. I guess after today, all the students in the martial arts hall will regard me as an enemy, right?"

"Do you regret it?" Yan He raised his eyebrows.

Hua Ming pinched Yan He's face with a smile, "Why should you regret it? It's just the envy and hatred of a bunch of salted fish. To be able to be a couple with the cute Xiao Yanhe for a day, this wave of blood is definitely worth it."

"Actually...you can..." Yan He blushed, lowered his head, and murmured softly.

"Can what?"

"No, nothing..."

"Oh, then let's go see your father as soon as possible."

"Ah."

As Hua Ming and Yan He left the dojo, the discussions among the students became lively. Although most of them were despising Hua Ming's shamelessness and hating his boyish behavior, no matter how he heard it, Hua Ming felt that these people couldn't afford it. What about sour grapes?

Don't look at the people nowadays who despise those little white faces, especially those who are taken care of by women, but who doesn't want to do the same for themselves?

According to legend, Tamazamae, as a big monster who has lived for more than 3000 years, usually likes to seduce the single men he likes the most, and then live in their homes, take care of all the housework and chores, and use his own money to support the man so that he does not have to work, I'm tired of being with myself all day, until the man is healthy until the end of his life, Tamamo will never leave him...

So, compare your heart with your heart, who wouldn't want such a life?

(Excuse me, can you introduce us to some Tamazamae? We don’t want to code. (? ???ω??? ?))

"I didn't expect Yan He to be so popular with boys. I thought you were only popular among girls." Hua Ming laughed.

Yan He wrinkled his cute little nose in dissatisfaction, pinched Hua Ming's arm lightly, and muttered, "What, you're making fun of me for the past again, and now I am much more feminine than before. okay?"

Indeed, when Yan He was in high school, with short hair, a flat body and handsome face, it was not surprising that people mistakenly thought he was a boy.But now that she is about to graduate from university, probably because of her well-developed body, her figure has become more graceful, her facial lines have softened a lot, and her silver-white hair has grown a lot. At least at a glance, she will no longer be mistaken for It's a boy.

"Is it feminine? Hehe~~" Hua Ming raised his eyebrows, glanced at Yan He's chest with scrutiny, and let out a few unexplained laughter

"Hey! What do you mean by that smile!" Yan He puffed up his cheeks, feeling that his dignity as a woman had been insulted.

"I'm not laughing at anything, I just feel that your future children will definitely have a very unsatisfactory life." Hua Ming held back a smile, patted Yan He's shoulder, and said earnestly.

"What do you mean?" Yan He frowned in confusion.

"Because he has no milk, hahaha!" As soon as Hua Ming finished speaking, he turned around and ran away, laughing while running, and cheerful laughter filled the entire courtyard.

"No milk....teacher!!!" Yan He didn't realize it at first, but when she came back to it, her face turned red, angry and ashamed, looking at Hua Ming's mean smiling face, He secretly clenched his fists and chased after Hua Ming.

"Hundan! Don't run away if you have the ability! I promise I won't kill you!"

Chapter 370 Meeting Parents

"Hiss—I'm talking about Miss Yan, you are too cruel, you almost broke my handsome face that relies on my face for food." After running around the courtyard for a while, I was finally reconciled by Yan. Hua Ming, who was caught and beaten up, touched his slightly red and swollen chin, and said with a pitiful look on purpose.

"Bah! Who told you to talk nonsense, it's your own fault!" Yan He folded her hands on her chest, the blush on her pretty face hadn't dissipated, she bit her lip and gave Hua Ming a hard look.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I apologize, I'm a scum, I'm damned... Is this the head office?"

"Hmph, no sincerity at all." Yan He curled his lips and said angrily.

"Miss Yan, what else do you want?" Hua Ming smiled shamelessly, and took Yan He's hand very skillfully.

Yan He struggled for a while, made a show, and followed Hua Ming to pull her away. She pursed her lips, and just about to say something, a gentle female voice came from the depths of the courtyard.

"Xiaohe, why don't you come in when you get home? Are you in such a hurry to make out with your boyfriend Jun?"

Following the prestige, I saw that in the corridor of the house in front, the floor-to-ceiling windows were pulled open, and a woman who was five or six points similar to Yan He was kneeling on the ground, looking at them with a smile.

Yan He's face was burning hot, she quickly stammered and explained, "Mom, Mom, things are not what you think... Teacher and I..."

Hua Ming promptly reminded, "Call me by name."

"Eh? Oh oh, Hua Ming and I... ouch!" Probably Yan He felt shy when her parents saw the fight with Hua Ming. When it reached the tongue, the little girl was so hurt that tears flowed out.

"What the hell are you nervous about?" Hua Ming looked at Yan He, who was covering his mouth with tears in his eyes, shaking his head with a smile, "Stop playing tricks, stick out your tongue and let me see."

Although it felt ashamed to stick out her tongue to Hua Ming in front of her mother, Yan He didn't care too much about the pain. She opened her mouth obediently, and tremblingly stretched out a small section of her pink and tender tongue, as if she was Speak with action, please taste it.

A little green light appeared on Hua Ming's finger, and he tapped his finger lightly, gently touching the moist and warm place of the girl, his movements were gentle and the touch was instant.

Yan Heqiao's face was flushed, like boiled water, and white steam was constantly spraying out. She only came back to her senses now, what she did just now, and then saw her mother leading my daughter to finally With grown-up playful eyes, he was so ashamed that he wanted to find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.

But should I say it or not, the tongue does not hurt anymore, but it is still crispy and numb, which is very comfortable.

Seeing Yan He covering his face with his hands, his neck flushed and shy, Hua Ming couldn't help but tremble a little.

Yan and the little angels are so cute!

With a deep sigh in his heart, Hua Ming pulled Yan He's clothes, followed by Yan He's half-pushing and half-reluctant, the two walked in front of Yan He's mother.

"Tsk tsk, Xiaohe told me a few days ago that she has a boyfriend, and that he is with her high school teacher. I didn't believe it at first, but now..." Yanhe's mother looked at Hua Minghe with a smile Yan He, who followed behind him like a little daughter-in-law, couldn't help but sighed, "Seeing how you guys are so affectionate, I feel relieved. I believe that Xiao He's vision, she will definitely not misjudge anyone." Yes, so Xiaohe will leave it to you in the future."

"Hmm..." Hua Ming didn't dare to pick up the topic of Yan He's mother. After all, he was just here for a formality. After Yan He finds someone he likes, it's nothing to do with him, so he I can only deal with it with a haha.

"By the way, I'm curious. Which one of you two is chasing whom? Or when Xiaohe was in high school...hehe, can you tell me about it?" Yan and his mother seemed to have no idea. He didn't care what's wrong with the teacher-student relationship, instead he showed great interest and kept asking how Hua Ming and Yan He got on, making Yan He blush, and only dared to hide behind Hua Ming in silence. keep silent.

"Uh... We used to have a good relationship with each other, but it was not a relationship between a man and a woman, but we kept in touch when she was in college, and the relationship gradually became better, and then when she came last week When we were in the world, we only pierced that layer of window paper and came together." Hua Ming said the excuse he had prepared with a smile without changing his face.

"Then who confessed first?" Yan and his mother asked curiously.

"Of course it's me." If it was on any other occasion, Hua Ming would definitely have some rhetoric, talking and being fascinated by his handsomeness, and then crying and shouting to hug his thigh or something, but in Yanhe In front of his mother, he still knows when to joke and when not to joke.

Hua Ming smiled and pulled Yan He from behind to the front, then took her hand and said, "Yan He is so cute, if I don't take the initiative, how can she have a crush on me?"

Yan He's mother nodded in satisfaction, and pulled Hua Ming to ask some questions. Hua Ming's natural answers were impeccable, and his performance was exactly the same as the perfect son-in-law template in the mother-in-law's heart. Yan He's mother was more and more satisfied, and in the end , and even asked when the two of them were going to get married.

It's definitely impossible for Hua Ming to answer this topic. Just kidding, although he is quite familiar with the business of pretending to be a boyfriend, he has never pretended to be a groom!At that time, it would be strange for Youxiang to kill him with a magic cannon!

However, this also made Hua Ming's inflated desire to perform a little restrained. After all, although he came here to help, if he performed too well, maybe this Yan and his mother would send their daughter to his bed tonight. Come....

When the son gets married, let's find out about raw rice and cooked rice.

After chatting for a while, Yan He's mother brought Hua Ming and Yan He into the house, ready to meet the final boss—that is, Yan He's father.

Yanhe's father is a strong man in his 30s, but his actual age is in his 50s. Because of his foundation as a martial arts master, he has been exercising all year round, so his body will age much slower than ordinary people. It is true that she and her mother are only under 40 years old, and they are well maintained, and the charm is still there. Standing together, there is no sense of disobedience between the two of them.

Hua Ming had dealt with this martial arts master several times through words and joining the band, and he also had a bit of B number for his rigid and serious personality. He knew that it was best not to play fancy things in front of this person, otherwise he would Let me tell you with my fists, martial arts masters are not so easy to fool.

"Honey, our daughter brought her boyfriend back to Luo~" As soon as they entered the living room, Yan He's mother quickened her pace, walked a few steps to Yan He's father who was seated at the top of the living room, and held his arm affectionately. Said tenderly.

Yan He's father moved his arms quite unnaturally, as if he was not used to being so intimate with his wife in front of others.He raised his head, there was no expression on his ordinary and resolute face, but his black and white eyes seemed to release two sharp arrows that captured people's hearts and souls, and shot them straight at Hua Ming.

Chapter 370 Showdown

Hua Ming's expression was as usual, and he accepted the other's arrow-like gaze very calmly, then stepped forward and put the fruit gift in his hand on the coffee table.

"Hello, Uncle, a small gift is not a respect."

Yan He's father didn't say a word, and after staring at Hua Ming for a while, he suddenly closed his eyes, and waved to Yan He's mother and Yan He, "Go out first."

"Father..." Seeing her father's expressionless face, Yan He's heart skipped a beat, she became a little nervous for no reason, she opened her mouth, and was about to say something, but was stopped by Hua Ming .

"Go and chat with your aunt for a while, and leave this to me."

"But..." Yan He hesitated, his hands involuntarily pinched the bottom corners of his clothes, and faint veins appeared on his fair arms.

"Good boy, be obedient." Patting Yan He's little head, Hua Ming said in a gentle voice, "It's okay, uncle probably just wants to tell me something, and he won't eat me, don't worry too much .”

"Hmm..." Yan He nodded, glanced at his father, bit his lip, and silently took his mother's hand and left the living room.

After Yan He and Yan and his mother walked out of the living room, Yan and his father said to Hua Ming, "Sit down."

Hua Ming was not polite either, he found a wicker chair and sat down, then calmly looked at Yan and his father, waiting for the other party to speak.

"Are... are you a couple with her?" Without making Hua Ming wait for long, Yan and his father just pondered for a few seconds before asking a question that might be nonsense in other people's ears.

After all, your daughter has brought someone home, and she's still acting so intimate, and you still ask such obvious questions, isn't it a suspicion of watery words?

But Hua Ming naturally knew what he meant, after thinking about it, Hua Ming smiled and said, "What do you think?"

Yan and his father shook their heads, "I can tell that the child likes you very much, but you don't seem to like her... No, it's not that you don't like her, but..."

"It's the kind of love that doesn't have any feelings for men and women, right?" Hua Ming raised the corners of his lips, and couldn't help but applaud this guy who seems to have only muscles in his head.

Sure enough, you can't just look at people on the surface. Although Yan He's father looks very serious and rigid, like the kind of person who is unreasonable and difficult to communicate with, it is actually not the case.

It is said that women are careful, but Yan and his father can see through the facts that even Yan and his mother have not seen through at a glance. How can such an ability be possessed by an unreasonable person?

"So, you really aren't in a relationship with her?" Yan and his father said in a deep voice, his aura began to rise gradually, as if a volcano that had been dormant for a long time was about to erupt!

The atmosphere became a little heavy.

Hua Ming didn't seem to notice the change in the surrounding environment, he picked up the cup of tea that Yan and his mother had poured for him just now, and took a sip.

The fragrance is like laurel, the taste is like rain, the fragrance of tea is light and elegant, and the lips and teeth are fragrant. It is a good tea.

"Well, my aunt is really good at making tea. If I didn't have a little maid who can make tea, I would be so envious." Hua Ming praised.