After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

"I said, I want Hua Ming to invite me to dinner."

"Damn! You didn't say it earlier!" Remy was speechless for a moment, she thought this little girl was trying to steal someone from her, but did she just treat her to dinner?Then you just say that the point is not right!

Kang Na tilted her head with an innocent expression, "That's what I wanted to say just now."

"Uh..." Remy had nothing to say, she only realized now that Kangna seemed to be interrupted by herself in the middle of her sentence, so it was her own fault.

But it's wrong to put it right, as long as you know it in your heart, Remy won't admit it.

She coughed a few times, pretending that nothing happened, and said lightly: "I agree to your request, but I don't need Xiao Hua to treat you, and I, Master Remy, will take care of your meal."

There were twinkling little stars in Kang Na's eyes, she held her cheeks, looked at Remi and said, "It's amazing, you are just as good a person as Hua Ming."

"Good guy? Kukuku~ I'm sorry, but I'm not a nice guy. Lord Remy is a great nobleman of the night, the master of the night. The word "good guy" doesn't belong to me." Remy smiled proudly.

Seeing that Remi's secondary illness had occurred again, Hua Ming couldn't help curling her lips, and muttered in a low voice, "Of course the word good person has nothing to do with you, because you have long been bound to the word mascot." All right."

"Xiao Hua, what did you just say?" Remi's ears moved slightly, as if she had sensed something, she immediately frowned and looked at Hua Ming.

"It's nothing, Rem, did I say anything just now?" Hua Ming quickly pretended to be innocent, spread his hands, and winked at Rem beside him.

Rem was standing beside Hua Ming, and naturally heard what he said just now, but as Hua Ming's caring little padded jacket, of course she would not tear down Hua Ming's platform, so she suppressed a smile and said, "Hua Ming My lord was just saying that Remy-sama looks handsome and full of majesty."

Through this half-day of contact, Rem also understood some of Remy's character, and knew that as long as he said a few nice words, the IQ of the owner of the Scarlet Devil Mansion would plummet, and he would become three Qiluluos, which was very confusing.

Sure enough, after Rem's words, Remy immediately beamed with joy, and patted Hua Ming on the shoulder in satisfaction.

The afternoon passed quickly. After Hua Ming, Lei Mi and the others watched more than a dozen fights, the sky darkened a little. Just as everyone was a little bored, they went back to their homes and went back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Of course, Connor and Thor went back to their home.

After dinner, Hua Ming wanted to go back straight away, otherwise he would stay out at night for three consecutive days, Hua Ming didn't dare to imagine how angry Yi Wen would be.

However, as soon as he made this proposal, Remi rejected it. The reason was that Hua Ming finally returned home, how could he leave without staying overnight?Isn't this looking down on her as a sister?

So in such a helpless situation, Hua Ming could only sleep with Rem in the Scarlet Devil Mansion for one night. When the next morning, before Remy and the others woke up, he brought Rem back to the human world. inside.

By the way, because of the serious consequences of waking up Yakumozi's random door early in the morning, Hua Ming could only bite the bullet. Under Rem's strange gaze, he used the magic weapon - Yakumozi's fat This time, it was sent back to the world.

Chapter 310 How to coax the girlfriend when she is angry?Just slap, slap, slap (serious face)

"Unfortunately..."

On the way to school, Hua Ming looked at Yiwen Jielin who was walking in front without even talking to herself, and only gave herself a back of the head, and then looked at the tooth marks on her arms and neck, and couldn't help feeling deeply. He sighed deeply.

After returning from the Scarlet Devil's Mansion, Hua Ming was ravaged by Ewen Jielin who was in a state of rage without any accidents. Just look at the tooth marks left on his body to know how miserable Hua Ming is.

He was almost sucked and fucked. If it wasn't for Yi Wenjielin's repeated promises to beg for mercy, he probably wouldn't even be able to get out of bed today...

But I can't blame Yiwen Jielin, no one can bear this matter, your boyfriend doesn't come home every three days and nights, and lives with different girls every time, Yiwen Jielin It would be considered generous of her not to give Hua Ming directly to Hatchet....

So Hua Ming wanted to have a good talk with Yiwen along the way, so as to get the organization's management and treatment.

"Little Yiyi~" So, Hua Ming called Yiwen Jielin in a voice that made her want to vomit after hearing it, and at the same time went to hold her hand.

"Let go." Yiwen Jielin looked at the front with a blank expression, and didn't even look at Hua Ming. Hua Ming tried to pull her hand but was thrown away by her resistance.

Hua Ming quickened his pace, came to Yiwen's side, put on a flattering face, just like the one who served the queen mother in ancient times, and said with a smile: "Little Yiyi, why don't we go to school now? How about just skipping it? Let's go to another place to play, what do you think?"

Yiwen Jielin finally took a look at Hua Ming when she heard the words, and said with a sneer, "You are really amazing, a dignified people's teacher, who actually wants to tell students to skip class."

Hua Ming rubbed his hands and said with a dry smile, "It's okay, it's okay, as long as it's for our little Yiyi, let alone skipping class, it's fine to play with you all week."

Yiwen Jielin curled her lips in disdain, looked at Hua Ming's handsome appearance, and said, "Come on, don't think I don't know, you don't want to go to school right now, do you?"

Yesterday at the Scarlet Devil's Mansion, Paqiuli gave Hua Ming an unforgettable experience. Although the experience didn't last long, its sequelae still remain, and the most troublesome one is The most important thing is that Hua Ming can't use disguise magic now, so he can only wear his original image and walk all over the street.

But he still has to go to school, if he goes like this... then what should he say?

I was enchanted by the evil witch, so I became like this?Or do you say that you will rejuvenate yourself and become a fairy by day?Or just tell everyone the truth and let the students know that the teacher I have always respected is actually the same mascot as the head teacher of Class [-], Dao Leyan?

It would be better to skip class!

Hua Ming coughed a few times and said, "Actually, I want to accompany you more."

"Slick tongue, hum." Yiwen Jielin rolled her eyes at Hua Ming, but the corners of her mouth curled up involuntarily, obviously she still liked Hua Ming's tricks.

After all, Hua Ming had coaxed this girl countless times before when she was blowing her hair, and her experience had already been exhausted.

With Hua Ming's hard work, he finally subdued this arrogant little True Ancestor, and thus took the opponent's little hand.Although this has a bad influence on the way to school, if other students see it, there will still be a lot of trouble, but Hua Ming's current appearance is not afraid of being seen, saying that he is a ghost teacher who preys on students , so it doesn't matter.

"Aren't you planning to go to school like this today?" Ewen Jielin asked.

Hua Ming smiled wryly and shrugged, "I don't want to either, but what can I do about it? With my half-baked tricks, I guess I can't even fool the girls in my class."

Yiwen Jielin sighed, "Forget it, seeing how pitiful you are, I will help you this time, who made you mine."

After speaking, Yiwen Jielin put her hand on Hua Ming's head, and softly recited the incantation, using a combination of deception and illusion to cast a layer of magic on Hua Ming's body.

Although Yiwen Jielin is not very proficient in magic such as illusion, but at least she is better than a layman like Hua Ming. All the illusion magic cast by her can't be seen even by people with a little knowledge. However,

"Other people should be able to fool them, but I dare not guarantee the words of those two angels." Ewen Jielin clapped her hands and said.

"Thanks, that's enough. Anyway, those two girls already know what I look like." Hua Ming glanced at the phantom magic blessed on her body, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Hmph... You and the two of them have a really good relationship." Ewen Jielin turned her head sideways, with a somewhat sour tone in her tone.

Hua Ming smiled, leaned forward and kissed the little girl's tender face, "It's not as good as our little princess."

Startled by Hua Ming's sudden attack on the street, Yiwen Jielin caressed the part that was attacked, her face flushed slightly, and she gave Hua Ming a charming look, "Don't think you Do this and I will forgive you for what you have done these days."

Hua Ming raised his eyebrows and said with a chuckle, "Do you think it's not enough?"

"Hmph~" Yiwen Jielin blushed even more, but she just let out a soft snort, and stood still, as if she was waiting for something.

Seeing this, Hua Ming was not pretentious, and kissed the little girl's forehead again.

"Can you forgive me?"

"It's still a long way off."

"Then come again..."

"Well....."

A moment later, when Hua Ming and Yiwen Jielin came out from the entrance of the alley, the little girl had completely lost her temper, and after being subdued by Hua Ming, she held Hua Ming's arm affectionately.

After walking for a while, Hua Ming saw a familiar scene.

Satania stood in the middle of the road, looking warily at the white dog in front, holding the pineapple bag tightly, like a little girl who was afraid of being robbed.

"Damn guy, I will never lose to you again today!" Satania yelled loudly, as if deliberately trying to boost her momentum and courage.

However, the white dog showed a very humane disdainful expression, as if saying to Satania, you say that every time, but unfortunately the result is the same.

The corner of Hua Ming's mouth twitched. If it wasn't for his induction, this dog was indeed not a monster. He would really give this guy who dared to bully his students a good beating.

But having said that, at least it is a demon from hell, who can't even beat an ordinary dog, and has been robbed of pineapple buns countless times... Hey, it's really embarrassing for Jier, take off your skirt, I don't have you this student.

I want to think so, but watching Satania Snake, an idiot being bullied by a dog, doesn't he lose face as a teacher?

So he walked over and said to Satania: "Satania, stop playing and go to school."

Hearing Hua Ming's voice, Satania turned her head subconsciously to look at Hua Ming, but the guy who was suspected of being an angel's lackey seized the opportunity in just such a turn, and jumped straight to the The pineapple bun in Tanya's hand was snatched away.

Chapter 310 30 Years Hedong, 30 Years....

"Ah! My pineapple bun!" For Satania, the pineapple bun, which is no different from lifeblood, was snatched, and she immediately stomped her feet angrily, pointing at the white dog with her pineapple bun in its mouth. Said: "You have a dull soul! Why do you always come to grab my things every time?"

Hua Ming rolled his eyes, why did it come to grab your things, don't you have any idea?If your combat effectiveness can be as high as that of a big white goose, I guess this dog will retreat in spite of the difficulties, right?

The white dog proudly arched its nose at Satania, then turned and ran away, the angry Satania cursed loudly behind, as for chasing...

Well, she, Satania, still has a bit of a brain, running a race with a dog, how can your two legs compare to other people's four legs?Unless she is pretty good at flying.

But there are alleys everywhere here, as long as this dog sneaks into it, even if she can escape, she won't be able to catch up!

Therefore, Satania, who has already suffered countless losses, will naturally not waste that effort.

But this time, she was surprised to find that the dead dog that hadn't run far away actually got all fours up in the air, and just ran and floated up.

"Meow meow?" Satania's eyes widened. She thought the dog was going to become a sperm, but when she looked carefully, she found something wrong.

Because although the dog floated up, it didn't go forward, but backwards, that is, ran towards her, and then saw the frightened expression on the white dog's face, even if it was Satania who was like a walnut The big and small brains also realized that someone else had shot.

"Stupid, why have you been robbed by this dog again..." Hua Ming walked to Satania's side, raised his hand and tapped her on the head lightly, and said angrily, " Don’t call him my student when you go out in the future, I can’t afford to lose this person.”

"Teacher?" Satania blinked, but she didn't care about Hua Ming's bad words about her. Instead, she grabbed Hua Ming's arm and looked at him eagerly, "Where's my pineapple bun?"

"Fuck you big-headed ghost." Hua Ming couldn't bear it any longer, and hit the red-haired idiot on the head again with a hand knife. This time, he used a little more force, until Satania grinned.

"I brought your things back for you. You didn't say thank you, but you came up and asked me for things. You are too heartless, aren't you?" He took the pineapple bun in his mouth, ignored the white dog's pitiful eyes, and waved it in front of Satania with the pineapple bun.

"Ah, my pineapple bun!" Santania cheered, let go of Hua Ming's arm, and reached out to grab her life stick.

But Hua Ming raised his hand, dodging Satania's extended hand.

"Wait, because of your attitude, I've changed my mind." Hua Ming flipped through the pineapple buns in his hand, with a half-smile on his face, "Now this thing is not yours. "

"What, that's obviously my pineapple bun!" Satania puffed her cheeks and stared at Hua Ming dissatisfied.Even if she is an idiot, she still knows that what belongs to her is her own. This pineapple bun is obviously what she just bought at the convenience store.

Hearing this, Hua Ming couldn't help smiling, and then shook his index finger, "You can't say that. Your pineapple bun was snatched by this dog before. Since you didn't chase it, it means You have given it up, so it does not belong to you, but to the dog. And I snatched the thing from its mouth, which means that what I robbed was the dog's thing, not the dog's. Your thing, now that it falls into my hands, it becomes mine, do you understand?"

Hua Ming's strong words are convincing and convincing, and if you don't think about it carefully, you will really think what he said is very reasonable

If he said this to La Fei or other smart people, then Hua Ming's set would definitely be useless, but now it is more than enough to deal with this red-haired idiot, even if he didn't see Satania's eyes start to circle Are you circled?It was obvious that Hua Ming had already been dazed.

That's why Hua Ming only needs to use a pineapple bun to cheat Satania three times.This is the crushing of IQ.

"But..." Satania faintly felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what was wrong. On the contrary, she felt that what Hua Ming said was very reasonable, and she couldn't refute it.

"Since you have nothing to say, I will accept this pineapple bun with a smile." Hua Ming grinned, gave a smirk, then tore open the package, directly divided the pineapple bun into two, and gave half to Ewen Jielin.

Ewen Jielin was also polite, took the pineapple bun and put it in her mouth, completely ignoring the pitiful appearance of Satania who was about to cry.

"That, that was obviously bought by me... woo woo woo... The teacher bullied people..." Watching Ewen Jielin finish her favorite pineapple buns in two or three bites, Satania I can't be wronged, I don't know, I thought Hua Ming did something to her.

Hua Ming originally just wanted to teach Satania a lesson, but he didn't really want to bully her. Seeing that the little girl's golden beans were about to fall out of her eye sockets, he quickly gave the remaining half of the pineapple buns in his hand to her. Passed it over and stuffed it into Satania's mouth forcefully.

"Don't cry, don't cry, how old are you, isn't it just a piece of bread? You still cry, and I won't give you pineapple buns after you cry," Hua Ming pretended to be angry.

"Obviously the teacher is bullying..." Satania curled her lips, but the delicacy came first, so she withdrew her tears and started eating pineapple buns.

"By the way, do you want to teach this dog a lesson?" Seeing that Satania stopped crying, Hua Ming brought over the little white dog who was the culprit.