After the Destruction of Gensokyo, I Became a Teacher

"Advance through retreat, overcome strength with softness." Hua Ming slowly spit out these eight words.

"What does it mean?"

"It's very simple. From now on, I want you to stop your fiery courtship and change to a gentle and virtuous type." Hua Ming pushed the non-existent glasses, with the air of a famous detective solving a case.

"Xiaolin is a programmer, so there is no doubt that she has a huge workload every day. After work, she is very tired both physically and mentally. If she returns home, she will be in a hurry to beware of your dissatisfaction. Kindness, then she will definitely go further and further away from the direction you expected."

"So if you change your face, when she drags her tired body back home, whisper to her gently, and then help her deal with all the things, so that she can be completely relaxed and comfortable at home... Humph, within a month, she will develop this habit of dependence, and gradually, she will fall into the gentle village you woven. By the time she reacts, it will be too late, and she will find out I can't leave you completely."

Thor stared dumbfounded at Hua Ming, who was talking about everything, his mind seemed to be hit hard by a heavy hammer, and it became clear and clear in an instant, and his eyes also radiated a dazzling light.

Glancing quietly, Hua Ming suddenly realized that Thor seemed to have opened the door to a new world, Hua Ming couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

This nonsense theory of mine shouldn't really work, right?

"Hua Ming, what you said is really great! It's really better to listen to Jun's words than to read ten years of books!" Thor blushed with excitement, listening to Hua Ming's words, she felt able to conquer for the first time Possibility to Kobayashi.

She had been thinking about it for a long time and wanted to have sex with Xiao Lin, and now that she finally had this opportunity, how could she not be excited?

"Ahem, I didn't say anything, you didn't remember anything, understand?" Hua Ming coughed a few times, and decided not to settle this matter. Seeing Thor's excited look, Hua Ming suddenly felt a little nervous. I regret having said these things to her.

If Thor really bends Kobayashi....

Isn't that nice too (funny face)

Cough cough, if the cross on the top is not counted, it should be that there are two more single dogs in the world.

"I understand, I understand, I won't tell others that you said these things to me." Thor nodded politely, then grabbed Hua Ming's hand and was about to press it on his chest.

"You have helped me so much, and I have nothing to thank you for. Just let you touch my chest."

To be honest, when Thor grabbed his hand and pressed it on her chest, Hua Ming really wanted to pretend to have lost his mind by accident, and then tried the feel of that pile of flesh.

But... the cold voice that sounded from the bottom of his heart forced him to withdraw his hand.

Damn it, this wave of blood loss!

Chapter 290 Convergence

Touching his nose, Hua Ming felt a little regretful in his heart, but on the surface he still pretended to be righteous and said: "What do you think of me, Hua Ming! Since you said that we are brothers, how can I be that kind of person?" A person who takes advantage of your brother? And you have turned your heart to Xiaolin, and you should protect your innocent body, if I do this to you again, I will be inhuman!"

What Thor heard was unusually moved. She grabbed Hua Ming's hand, looked at him with a moved expression and seriousness, "I really saw the right person, Hua Ming, you are such a good person."

Hua Ming twitched the corner of his mouth, "Shut up, you Lily Dragon, don't send me a good card!"

"Hua Ming, he's a good person." Pulling the hem of Hua Ming's clothes, Kang Na licked the lollipop that had only one stick left, and said seriously.

"Go, go, why are children joining in the fun?" Hua Ming took out another lollipop speechlessly, and blocked Kang Na's mouth. He didn't want to hear anyone call him a good person again.

Walking and chatting, I felt that time passed very slowly. When Hua Ming and Thor talked about what name the dragon egg should be born in the future, a touch of green appeared in front of my eyes.

The forest in the steel city, here we come.

"Lord Hua Ming!" Rem, who had been waiting at the entrance of the forest for a long time, spotted Hua Ming's figure with sharp eyes, and immediately raised his arms and shouted loudly.

However, there were two black shadows that were faster than her, and they had already rushed out before she could yell out.

"Little Hua!" Fulan rushed forward, the crystal wings on her back flapped with all her strength, and with a look of surprise and attachment on her face, she rushed towards Hua Ming.

"Hundan boy, it's too slow! You actually let Master Remy wait for you for half a month, this time you must be locked up for ten days and a half month!" Following closely behind Fulan, Remy He shouted in anger, but there was unconcealable joy in his eyes.

"Hey, Sister Fulan, Sister Remi, it's been a long time since I haven't seen you all become more and more beautiful." Hua Ming opened his arms with a smile, one in each hand, and firmly caught the two rash sister.

"Xiao Hua, I miss you so much." Sitting on Hua Ming's bent arms, Fran affectionately held Hua Ming's neck, rubbing her delicate face against Hua Ming's.

"Yeah, I miss you too, Sister Fulan." Hua Ming said with a smile, glanced at Remi who was staring at the other side, grinning like I was fierce, and added: " Of course, there is also our dearest and most dignified sister Remi-sama~"

"Hmph, you're sensible." Remi folded her hands on her chest, she still wanted to maintain the dignified look that her older sister should have on her face, but she couldn't hide her joy.

"Hua Ming, is this your family?" Thor blinked and asked from the side.

"Well, let me introduce, this is my sister Remi, Remilia, you can call her Remi; and Flandre, you can call her Fran." After the introduction, Hua Minggang Wanting to introduce Thor and the others to Remi and Fran, Remi couldn't help but screamed.

I saw her staring blankly at Thor...the two bombs on her chest, her eyes full of disbelief, as if someone said that the biggest chest in the world is just an apple, and then You see a watermelon....

That absolutely insurmountable gap hit Remy's young heart deeply.

"Impossible, it doesn't exist, it must be fake..." Remi murmured in a trance with dull eyes.

"Hua Ming, what's wrong with her?" Thor asked a little puzzled.

"It's nothing, I was probably hit." Hua Ming held back a smile, pinched Lei Mi's face, and then said with a smile: "Sister Lei Mi, don't worry too much, although you are not as old as her, you cuter than her~"

"Miss Lei Mi is not cute!" Hearing that Hua Ming said she was cute, Lei Mi immediately came back to her senses, stretched out her small hand to pinch Hua Ming's face, and said viciously: "Miss Lei Mi is beautiful and intelligent. , a majestic, sacred and inviolable existence, how can you use cute words to describe me?"

"Yes, yes, sister Remi is the greatest Lord of the Red Devil City, and there is no other person as powerful as you in the whole world."

"Hmph, that's right." Remi has a child's heart, and she looked like she was greatly shocked just now. Now that Hua Ming praised her a few words, she couldn't find her way out of joy.

Seeing this, Hua Ming introduced to them: "This is Thor and Kang Na, they are both my friends. Thor and Sister Sakuya also know each other. Today I brought them to the Scarlet Devil Mansion as guests."

"Oh, so you are the junior that Sakuya mentioned from time to time." Remi touched her chin, looked at Thor and said, at this moment she could barely control herself not to look at the two balls of flesh that hurt people.

"Eh? Did Senior Sakuya often mention me!" Thor's eyes shone brightly, and he looked at Remi excitedly.

"She said that although you are a reckless guy, you are full of vigor and liveliness. If you are a maid like you, the master will definitely not be bored."

"Hey hey, I'm actually not that good." For the first time, Thor, who just talked to Hua Ming about his breasts without blushing, is actually a little... embarrassing?

"Hua Ming, Tang." Kang Na spat out the stick sticking to her saliva, raised her face, her eyes bluer than the sky were full of longing.

"It's all over, so don't eat candy, children eat too much candy and teeth are not good, please eat something more delicious later." Patting Kang Na's head, Hua Ming said with a smile.

"Oh." Kang Na nodded, and stood obediently beside Hua Ming.

Although Hua Ming also likes lively children, it is undeniable that obedient children like Kang Na are actually more liked by most people.

No crying, no fuss, no fur, just give me a lollipop and I can sit quietly for a long time, and I can even make your face cute from time to time.As long as she can afford it, then Kang Na is really the best candidate for her...to be her daughter.

"Is your name Kang Na? My name is Fulan, can I play with you?" Probably because she saw a child of her own age(?), Fulan slid off Hua Ming's body and blinked curiously. With squinted eyes, he looked at the world's cutest Kang Na.

Kang Na glanced at her and remained silent.

Fran thought about it, and took out a lollipop from her skirt, "Here, let's play together, shall we?"

Connor nodded resolutely, tore off the package of the lollipop and put it in her mouth, and was dragged by Fran to the forest without any resistance.

Hua Mingxu stared at the two little lolitas leaving amidst their coquettish laughter, and couldn't help feeling a little worried about Kang Na's future.

A lollipop can lure her into the woods, what if she meets a goldfish guy in the future?Kanna is too defenseless...

Shaking his head, now is not the time to think about this.

"Sister Remi, Thor, Rem, let's go in quickly." Hua Ming greeted, changed Remi's position, let her lie on his back, and then took Thor and Rem Walk towards the forest.

ps: Chapter 270 is back... If you haven't read it, you can make it up...

Chapter 290 Eight Sleeping Together (Big Fog~)

"By the way, Master Hua Ming, why didn't you go to the Scarlet Devil's Mansion with Rem just now?" Rem said with a bit of resentment, "It took me a long time to explain to the sister who guarded the gate before she believed it. Don’t take my word for it, and didn’t treat me as an intruder and beat me out.”

Hua Ming shrugged helplessly, "I'm sorry, Rem, but I can't take the blame for this matter. It was some old... hard-working and beautiful sister who played a little prank and threw me at the gate of the Red Devil City. gone."

"I see."

"Hmph, that old lady Yakumozi is still so narrow-minded." Of course, she knew who Hua Ming was talking about, and Remi, who also knew Yakumozi's nature, couldn't help but sarcastically.

As soon as the voice fell, a hand protruding from the black crack gave her a hard knock on the head. The knock was merciless, and the crisp sound even made people a few meters away tremble. Can hear clearly.

Remi's tears were about to burst out of pain, she clutched her knocked head, flew up angrily, and yelled at the black crack: "Yakumo Zi! You sinister guy, you've been doing it all day! Knowing that you are hiding behind and spying on the black hand, you have the ability to come out and fight my lord with dignity!"

"Little girl, are you itchy? Don't think that with Xiaohuazi backing you up, you can speak ill of us behind our backs." The gap opened in another place, and a pretty and beautiful face poked out from the gap. After coming out, Yakumo Zi also looked at Remi with no good looks.

Seeing this, Hua Ming couldn't help but like his witty reaction just now, knowing that this girl might be peeping nearby, but fortunately he didn't say anything that shouldn't be said, otherwise he would be the one with the bag on his head.

"Come on, come on, Master Remy is still itchy today, why don't you come and kill me right now!" Remi made a move with her small hand, and a red spear suddenly appeared in her hand up, pointing to Yakumo Zi from afar.

"Hmph, I don't have time to spend playing house with you, a little doll. I finally have time to rest, and we need to catch up on beauty sleep." Zi Yakumo said disdainfully.

Hua Ming couldn't help complaining in his heart, how can you say that you finally have time to rest, it must be hard to find time to work!Make up for beauty sleep, you probably have to take sixteen hours of beauty sleep a day!

"Little Hanako, don't go to such a boring place like the Scarlet Devil Mansion, how about you come to the Lost House with us and sleep with us~" Turning her head, Yakumo Zi threw it at Huaming again. With a wink, he said with a smile.

Before Hua Ming could speak, Remi, who was trembling with anger, couldn't bear it any longer, and directly threw the sharp spear at Zi Yakumo.

"Those who want to rob Mrs. Remy, you are not qualified enough!"

The blood-red Gungnir turned into a meteor, dragged a long tail of air waves, broke through layers of space, and blasted towards Yakumo Zi.

"Hee hee, little girl is just a little girl, I really can't help being funny." As if she didn't see the attacking sharp gun, Yakumozi smiled like a flower, and her eyes were like silk, "Then let's not bother, if Xiaohuazi If you want to come and play, we can also ask Lan to warm your bed~"

After finishing speaking, Yakumo Zi retracted her head into the gap, and the gap also closed instantly.

"Damn guy, always so annoying." Remi muttered and retracted the sharp gun, the resentment in her heart still lingering.

"Hua Ming, who was that beautiful woman just now?" Thor, who watched the farce with great interest, couldn't help but poke Hua Ming beside him with his elbow, and asked curiously.

"The legendary monster idler, Yakumo Zi." Hua Ming answered simply.

"Oh~ so it's that lord. I've heard rumors about her a long time ago. When I saw her today, it's... a bit indescribable." Thor nodded suddenly, but thought of Yakumo Zi's performance and rumors The look in the middle, a face suddenly became a little tangled.

"Calm down, a legend is always a legend, and it can't be true." Now, regarding things like legends, Hua Ming looks at them with an attitude of letting them go, but absolutely not believing them.

After all, he himself was the victim of the legend... He was passed down as a woman. Don't you think this legend is scary.

Hua Ming raised his head and shouted to Remi in the sky: "Sister Remi, don't be in a daze, let's go back quickly."

"Xiao Hua, don't deal with that guy anymore, so as not to get her bad habits." Lei Mi floated down from the sky in anger, and landed on Hua Ming's back again. She had already collected the sharp gun. He got up, tapped Hua Ming's head with his hand, and said worriedly.

"Yes yes yes, sister Remi is what she says." Hua Ming obediently agreed, when her tsundere sister is angry, it's best to follow her words, otherwise it will only make this young lady's temper worse. Getting more irritable.

"Also, don't be tempted by her, isn't it just a woman, we have plenty in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, I'll let Sakuya accompany you tonight." Remi waved her small hand and said seriously.

A drop of cold sweat dripped from Hua Ming's forehead.

This sister Remi really dares to say anything when she is angry...

"Oh? Is senior Sakuya starting to serve the master? Then I must take a good look at it tonight and learn more experience." Thor's eyes lit up, and he smiled happily with his little tiger teeth.

"Get lost!" Hua Ming gave Thor a big roll of his eyes, not to mention that he wouldn't let Sister Sakuya come to sleep with him, even if he would...cough cough, don't worry about it for example, it's impossible for you Come and watch!

Isn't this a live broadcast?

Hua Ming said that he doesn't have those pleasure hobbies, unless... (gradually reveals a smile)