Let You Play As a Fugitive, Play! Understand!

The scalper took out his mobile phone, opened the calculator applet, and calculated the price there: "The 7 tickets in the back row are 5600 yuan, and the 5 tickets in the middle are 7500 yuan..."

Yuan Yifan directly interrupted him and said, "Why don't you give me a discount if I pay the whole package? How about a discount of [-]!"

"Okay, if you want all of them, I'll give you a discount of three thousand!" The scalper agreed happily.

It's a dream come true to meet a big customer with all-inclusive package. You don't have to stand outdoors to sell in hot weather, and you can reduce the risk of being caught, so he is willing to lower the price.

"You wait for a while before calculating. Take out the VIP ticket first, and I'll check to see if it's real." Yuan Yifan finished the layout and began to collect the net.

When it came to money, the scalper became cautious: "You have to pay first to give you a ticket, or what if you run away with the ticket?"

Yuan Yifan suggested: "I can't run away, I still need your other tickets, how about I give you the money for a VIP ticket first, pay with one hand, how about delivery with one hand?"

"can!"

This is equivalent to selling a single ticket, and the scalper has no objection, so he takes out the plastic-wrapped VIP concert ticket from the bag.

This kind of plastic seal is waterproof and tearproof. He sells 6680 yuan a piece of precious goods, and scalpers cherish it very much.

The scalper holds the ticket in one hand and prepares to receive the money in the other.

Yuan Yifan ordered 3680 yuan in cash and handed it over to him.

Although he is sure that he can get this kind of ticket without spending a penny, but after all, this ticket was bought by scalpers with real money, and he is embarrassed to plagiarize it for nothing. Besides, Yuan Yifan is not short of more than 3000 yuan. drizzle.

"Hey, it's 6680, 3000 less!" The scalper reminded him.

"Didn't you promise me just now that you would give me a 3000 discount? Why did you change your mind? Do business with integrity!" Yuan Yifan suddenly taught the other party a lesson.

"I only get a discount of 3000 if you pay the whole package, but this is only one ticket!" The scalper explained.

Yuan Yifan said: "I want the whole package. Now I need a ticket to verify the authenticity. You want money and goods, and you promised to give me a discount of 3000. So what's wrong if I give you 3680?"

The scalper was a little dazed by Yuan Yifan's fast speech. He rubbed his temples with his fingers, frowned and said, "Wait a minute, speak slowly, I don't think there's something right about it!"

"What's wrong, hurry up, give me one to check first, and then you calculate how much all the tickets are worth, and we will pay for it and deliver it. Anyway, there is a discount of 3000. Now there is a discount and a discount later. What's the difference?"

Yuan Yifan sped up his speech, causing this seemingly unintelligent scalper to fall into a thinking barrier.

Seeing that he was about to understand, Yuan Yifan pointed to the back: "Hurry up, I just saw a man in uniform passing by, I'm not afraid of being caught, I don't know if you are afraid!"

The scalper was afraid of wearing a uniform, so he turned his head in fright. Although he didn't see anyone, he felt guilty and didn't have time to think, so he gave the ticket to Yuan Yifan and took the 3680 yuan in his hand.

Yuan Yifan scanned the QR code on the ticket with his mobile phone, and it showed that it was a real ticket, and both parties were very satisfied.

Then the scalper started to calculate how much all the tickets were worth, but Yuan Yifan said "don't worry about it" and left after taking the VIP ticket.

The scalper hurriedly chased after him: "Hey, hey, how did you go? You haven't bought the ticket yet. There are 23 tickets, a total of 38600 yuan!"

"Oh, I think your product is too expensive, don't buy it, return it!" Yuan Yifan said.

"What? Don't buy it? You're playing tricks on me!" The scalper's eyes widened at that time.

Yuan Yifan rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you playing tricks on you? I didn't get the real item, so of course I have the right to return it. Besides, there are still seven days to return the item online without any reason. Why can't you?"

"I'm not an online shop!" The scalper said angrily.

Yuan Yifan straightened his face at that time: "Pay attention to your attitude. I am a customer, but God is also your food and clothing parent. Is this how you treat your father?"

"You still scold me, I'll beat you up!" The scalper, a boy with thin arms and legs, wanted to shake his fist.

As a result, Yuan Yifan directly rolled up the cuffs of his T-shirt to his shoulders, and then bent his arms to reveal his strong muscles like Popeye. Brother Scalper wisely dismissed the idea of ​​doing it.

"You are a fraud!" The scalper accused.

"How did I cheat? Your VIP ticket sells for 6680 yuan, right?" Yuan Yifan decided to help the scalper sort out the cause and effect.

"Yes!" The scalper nodded.

"Then I paid for all the tickets with a discount of [-], and you agree, right?" Yuan Yifan asked again.

"That's right!" The scalper nodded again.

Yuan Yifan slapped his chin, as if it was a final decision: "Isn't this the end, 6680 minus the discounted 3000 yuan is equal to 3680, the money I gave you is just right, what's wrong?"

The scalper suddenly felt that what Yuan Yifan said made sense, and murmured: "It seems to be..."

"My little brother is really smart. Most people can't understand this logic, and you are the only one who understands it." Yuan Yifan gave him a thumbs up.

"It's okay, others call me Liu Dacong." The scalper smiled honestly.

"Then goodbye." Yuan Yifan bid farewell to the scalper after getting the ticket.

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Ahahaha, hey, this is too funny!"

"You can still be a scalper with this IQ, why not go back to the countryside and be a scalper to plow the fields!"

"On the 22nd, you can actually buy a ticket for the God of Songs at the original price. It's also a fork. I'll increase the price by [-], so sell it to me!"

Netizens are joking, and the live broadcast room is full of joy.

Now that the ticket issue for the concert has been resolved, Yuan Yifan enjoys the customs of Shanjin City around the gymnasium.

If you want to say that Shanjin City is talked about by netizens, it is the beauties of Shanjin City.

In the past ten years, there has been a saying in the society that beautiful women come out of Shanjin. Although this statement needs to be verified, young and beautiful beauties can be seen walking by on the street from time to time.

When Yuan Yifan was playing in the square outside the gymnasium, he saw some beautiful women, fat and thin, too beautiful to behold.

It just so happened that two women were walking in front of Yuan Yifan. One of them was ordinary-looking, with a good looks, but the other was a top-notch beauty. With light makeup on, she could score at least 9 points. Her beauty cannot be separated from her beauty. Can be a celebrity.

This beautiful woman is 1.7 meters tall, with red lips, white teeth, and upturned body. She is slim and graceful. As she walks past, passers-by pay attention.

The male netizens watched the LSP attribute attack, wiped the saliva from the corners of their mouths, and asked Yuan Yifan to take a close-up. They wanted to see beautiful women.

Yuan Yifan didn't understand, and asked, "Won't you go to the major live broadcast platforms to see beauties? There are all kinds of beauties there, some show off, some sing, some dance, enough to satisfy you!"

Netizens replied at the time: "You don't understand, the beauty in front is pure natural and untouched, she is so beautiful without the blessing of beauty filters, she is much more beautiful than the ghostly female anchor!"

Another netizen also agreed: "Yeah, if this kind of natural beauty is married back home, the genes can be passed on to the next generation, and the sons and daughters will be handsome. If you marry a female anchor who has undergone plastic surgery, the daughters you will have are like Sister Feng, the son she gave birth looks like a flower, and the litter is full of bean curd residue."

This year's netizens are quite talented, and Yuan Yifan was amused by them.

That being the case, then Yuan Yifan fulfilled their wishes, walked up to the beauty, and took pictures of the beauty's graceful figure through the camera on his clothes.

Chapter 96 I'm a Magician

Yuan Yifan was shooting beautiful women for the audience. At this time, a young man passing by was also attracted by this stunning beauty. The young man was so excited at the time, he took out his mobile phone and ran over to ask to add WeChat.

"Hi beauty, can I add a WeChat?"

"cannot!"

The beauty seemed to be in a bad mood, so she refused directly and indifferently.

That's right, as long as a beauty of her level goes out, there are probably many men asking to add WeChat every day. If everyone adds her, it is estimated that her WeChat friends will explode within a month.

The young man was not discouraged, saying that he had no other intentions, but just wanted to get to know him, and that the beautiful woman looked very much like his female junior high school classmate, and she had a good eye.

"I asked you boys, can you be a little new when you strike up a conversation? 40℅ all say that I look like an acquaintance, so I'm so uncreative!" The beauty gave the young man a white look.

The young man seemed to be inspired, so he changed his rhetoric with a new idea: "Give me a chance to add WeChat, and I will give you the rest of your happy life!"

"Thank you, I am already very happy, I don't need to bother you!"

The beauty had lost her patience, and turned and left with her best friend.

The young man still refused to give up, and chased the beauty and shouted: "Beauty, why are you half-Italian?"

Just when the beauty was stunned, the young man said again: "You are half Italian and half Chinese, so you are the one I like!"

After a long time, it turned out to be a rustic love story, but now the beauty was offended, and she turned around and scolded the entangled young man: "Don't follow me anymore, or I'll call the police!"

The beauty left with a cold snort, leaving only the young man sad.

Yuan Yifan watched it amusedly, this young man is also a straight man, he doesn't know how to chase girls, so it is reasonable to be frustrated.

Netizens got mad when they saw that this stunning beauty had a hot temper, and encouraged Yuan Yifan to also ask for WeChat. They wanted to see if this omnipotent fugitive had made amazing achievements in seducing girls.

In fact, they just want to see Yuan Yifan embarrassing. There are such a group of people on the Internet who broadcast difficult problems to the anchor all day long, and they just want to see the anchor look crazy and deflated, which is particularly rewarding.

Yuan Yifan didn't want to pay attention to this boring barrage at first, but this barrage quickly gained the support of most netizens. Even Yuan Yifan's female fans wanted to see if Yuan Yifan had an emotional intelligence and whether he would seduce their women.

"Fanfan, as long as you can add that beauty's WeChat account, I will send you a rocket!"

"+1, I swipe a plane!"

"+10086, I will send you 365 hearts!"

A row of petition barrages floated across the screen. The so-called public opinion is difficult. Since everyone asked him to ask for WeChat, it’s okay to try it. The main thing is that these rewards will be replaced by reputation points, which is what Yuan Yifan values ​​most. .

"Okay, then respect will not be tolerated!"

Yuan Yifan is about to go out, but before that, he needs to sort out his appearance. With his appearance of a decadent artist, it is estimated that he can only seduce old ladies over 50 years old, but not young beauties.

So Yuan Yifan took off his wig and beard, adjusted his hairstyle and clothes, and walked forward.

"Beauty, wait a minute!"

Yuan Yifan stopped the two ladies in front of him.

"What?"

This time it was the best friend of the stunning beauty, standing in front of Yuan Yifan, she thought it was another boring man who came to harass her best friend, so she was very vigilant.

However, after seeing Yuan Yifan's handsome appearance, she was a little surprised. Yuan Yifan's polite smile dispelled the woman's wariness a lot.

"I'm a magician, and I want to get to know you two." Yuan Yifan said with a smile.

"I'm sorry, I don't have time to watch magic tricks." The beauty didn't pretend to talk when she saw the handsome guy, and she didn't know if her aunt was here, but she didn't have a good attitude.

"Don't refuse, I'm a magician, good at reading minds, I know what you're thinking at the moment." Yuan Yifan said pretending to be mysterious.

"Huh? Tell me!"

In this way, the beauty became a little bit interested and gave Yuan Yifan a chance to play.

Yuan Yifan took out a brand new pair of poker from his backpack and opened it on the spot. He bought it at the small commodity market before, just for emergencies.

Yuan Yifan held the poker in his hand, pointed the face of the card at the beauty and said, "Just draw a card, and I'll know what you think after reading it."

One of the old professional fortune-teller's skills is to measure characters, and ask the fortune-teller to write a word, so as to infer the fortune and fortune of the character-tester. However, Yuan Yifan's unique skill of using poker to read minds is rare, so the beauty patiently chose one. The card is the Ace of clubs.