Improper Licking of the Dog: Say Goodbye to the Goddess at the Wedding Scene

But who would have thought that such a cute bug would go crazy and eat a man's big waist!

Niu Datou was stunned for a moment before he reacted. He hurriedly looked down at his stomach, and sure enough, he was picked with a big hole!

Isn't this still straight out?

Niu Datou was about to cry, but miraculously, the wound was sealed with silver needles, and there was no blood!

The tip of the knife was carrying Lover Gu. After Li Feng admired it, he blew it lightly, and he blew Lover Gu into powder with the wind!

Niu Datou couldn't help but shuddered: How cruel!If this Nima blows on people...

Li Feng put the knife back into his ass pocket, and put the silver needle box back into his ass pocket. Looking at the unopened bottle of black and gold version of Ace of Spades on the table, he also put his ass in his ass. pocket.

This thing is a global limited edition. In his original world, many nightclubs sold fakes, that is, it can be seen everywhere in the world of novels.

Niu Datou was stunned, how could he feel that Li Feng's fart pocket was like Doraemon's belly pocket, everything could be pulled out, and everything could be stuffed inside...

Looking at the silver needle on Niu Datou's large abdominal muscle, Niu Datou shivered with fright: "Li Shao, don't, don't pull it out..."

The piercing is good, no pain, no bleeding...

Li Feng smiled and said, "It is definitely necessary to pull it out. Go to the traditional Chinese medicine hospital to deal with it, and then ask the doctor to pull it out."

Niu Datou: "Yes..."

"By the way," Li Feng remembered something: "One Tianhe Bay, and one who fell in love with Lanwan, how to deal with it?"

Niu Datou expressed his loyalty without hesitation: "The crematorium will move tomorrow, and I will find a way to clarify Tianhewan!

"Li Shao, just take a look!"

Li Feng nodded: "Is it still itchy now?"

"It's not itchy anymore..." Niu Datou was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked at his heart, the wound was almost healed...

"It's okay if it doesn't itch, come back to me after a month." Li Feng smiled lightly and turned away.

"Ah?" Niu Datou was stunned, what's the situation, why it doesn't itch now, but it will itch in a month?

No, how do you know I'll be itchy after a month?

But Li Feng didn't mean to explain anything to him at all. When he chased out, Li Feng disappeared.

……

In the [-]-strong mountain in the south of Caiyun, there is such an ancient cottage, a patchwork of stilted buildings next to the mountains and rivers, row upon row, cascading up.

The Tang family fort is a stilted building, and the Gu Sect's cottage is also a stilted building. This is not surprising. In fact, many ethnic groups such as Miao, Zhuang, Dong, and Shui build stilted buildings.

But Tangjiabao's stilted buildings are antique, and Gu Sect's stilted buildings look wild and rough, especially the huge monster sculptures that can be seen everywhere, strange shapes, claws and claws, which makes people horrified.

In the dead of night, in a certain stilted building, the oil lamp warmed the hut, and a kind-hearted and white-haired old lady was embroidering delicate sachets under the dim light.

The mandarin ducks playing in the water are embroidered on the sachet. Although she is old, the old lady still believes in love.

She carefully embroidered the word "ox" on the sachet, which was made for her beloved calf.

As long as Xiao Niuniu wears this sachet with him, those coquettish bitches outside will no longer dare to approach him.

Getting close to him makes me vomit.

Yes, this sachet only works for women. Men smell the fragrance, but women smell worse than shit...

You were born before I was born, I am old when I was born...

The old lady sighed. Although she was kind and kind, she was really ugly, the kind of abstinence ugly, so she never waited for her sweetheart.

Until that night ten years ago.

That night, she was praying to the Gu God as she used to do every day, begging the Gu God to grant her a strong offspring, and a strong offspring would come to stay at home for the night.

She believed that it was the marriage bestowed upon her by the Gu god, so she, who was over 50 years old, climbed into the bed of the younger generation...

It's a pity that she is old and can't meet the needs of the descendants, and the descendants are unwilling to stay in the Gu God Village...

But the young man is the only man in her life, and she does not allow the latter to have a second woman other than her!

Never allow it!

However, there are both Lover Gu and Meng Lun Yue, the old lady believes that her calf will definitely not have other women...

As for men, oh, turn one eye and close the other!

The old lady embroidered the last stitch of the word "bull", and suddenly spewed out a mouthful of old blood without warning: "Pff-"

The blood stained the five-colored sachet, the old lady's skinny old hand couldn't help clenching the sachet tightly, and the wrinkled sallow old face showed a vicious look:

"Who... who dares to break my lover's Gu..."

……

After all, she was the former No. [-] heroine. Along the way, Xia Xianyue had adjusted her mentality and decided to accept the reality.

In fact, lying flat in front of Li Feng is not bad...

At least at this moment, her heart is unprecedentedly at ease. She is like a vine that cannot be separated from the big tree, and can only survive if it is wrapped around the big tree.

She didn't like the previous Li Feng, because the previous Li Feng was just a small sapling, but now Li Feng has grown into a big tree, a towering tree!