Uchiha Sea King Rollover Record

Only his time remained forever at the moment of his first death.

Uchiha Kai pouted.

Should he say that fortunately he developed early and grew to 1.7 meters early?Otherwise, wouldn't he have to live his whole life with the face and height of a child?

Although he said that, he was still a little unwilling. When he was a child, he could always call himself the eldest brother among his peers. He called himself the boss based on his height. He firmly believed that he would definitely grow into a super tall and handsome domineering ninja in the future.

result……

Uchiha Hai sighed, and didn't bother to care about whether his clothes were neat, so he just tidied up and went out.

He walked to the living room and saw that Osamu Dazai was still wrapping bandages on his body layer by layer. He didn't care if his hair was wet, and water drops wet his collar and shoulders.

Uchiha Kai said helplessly: "Mr. Dazai, do you have a hairdryer at home?"

Dazai Osamu was wrapping the last bandage on his wrist. Hearing this, he tilted his head and thought for a few seconds: "It seems to be there. I haven't used it. It should be the innermost drawer in the lower right corner of the cabinet on the left."

Uchiha Hai quickly found the hair dryer according to his detailed instructions, tried it and found that it could be used, and then moved a stool and sat behind Dazai Osamu to blow his hair.

At first, Osamu Dazai was still uncomfortable, but soon he was completely soft on him like a cat, and he almost made a comfortable "purring" sound.

Uchiha Hai couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Dazai, it feels very similar to a cat."

Dazai Osamu finally recovered his calm mood after wrapping the bandage. Hearing this, he smiled and said, "Oh, are you saying that you like me very much? After all, Ah Hai likes cats the most, right?"

Uchiha Kai said casually: "Well, I like it."

He likes all the good-looking people, and it happens that Sanguan follows the five senses, not to mention Osamu Dazai is lovable enough in his opinion.

Although it is also terrible, but from a certain point of view, being powerful and good-looking makes him even more poke.

Dazai Osamu: "...Eh?"

Uchiha Hai explained: "I like Mr. Dazai very much. There must be many people who like Mr. Dazai."

Osamu Dazai puffed up his face: "That's because they don't understand me at all. They are just moved by their skin and their own imaginations. Ah Hai, even if you were almost pulled into the water by me, would you still like me?"

Uchiha Hai's eyes were erratic.

Ah, in fact, he only really started caring about Dazai from this water entry incident, but it seems a bit perverted to say that, so it's okay.

"It's okay, didn't he die in the end, it's just that Mr. Dazai is in a bad mood." He finally said that.

Dazai Osamu raised his head and fell back on Uchiha Kai, because he was sitting cross-legged on the tatami, and Uchiha Kai was sitting on a chair, so there was a height difference.

Uchiha Kai turned off the hair dryer in time and removed it, without getting Dazai Osamu's curly and soft black hair into the hair dryer.

Just as he was about to tell Dazai Osamu not to move, he was interrupted by Dazai Osamu's movements.

Dazai Osamu looked up at him with Kazlan's big eyes open for a few seconds, then suddenly got up, put his hand on the chair and got up, and then sat directly on his lap, one hand on his shoulder and pressed down condescendingly. come over.

The last distance between the two was so close that their breaths intersected, and Dazai Osamu's freshly washed and scented soft hair fell on Uchiha Kai's face.

"Dazai... sir?" Uchiha Kai was stiff, his eyes widened, he subconsciously wanted to turn his head, but because Dazai Oji was holding his face with the other hand, he didn't succeed.

Even a sluggish big guy like Uchiha Hai finally realized something was wrong.

He finally realized one thing. Although he always treated Dazai as a child, he was already an 1.8-year-old man with a height of 18 meters, and he was also the youngest and most terrifying cadre in Mafia at the port.

After removing the hippie smile and childishness, the other party brings a strong sense of male oppression and aggression.

Dazai Osamu narrowed the distance between the two even more, almost sticking to Uchiha Kai's face.

He sighed sweetly like honey: "I also like Ah Hai very much, and it's not for my friends~"

Uchiha Hai's fingers shrank, his pupils slightly enlarged.

Dazai Osamu clearly saw that the young man's eyes were so beautiful that he could easily lose himself, and his enthusiasm and love for him quickly cooled down.

Uchiha Hai is about to reach out and push Dazai Osamu: "Mr. Dazai, I-"

"Hahaha, of course I'm joking~" Dazai Osamu stepped away from him and dragged another stool to show an innocent smile: "Don't mind Ah Hai, I just did a little experiment."

"An experiment again?" Uchiha Hai was dissatisfied. Although he was relieved, he still frowned: "Mr. Dazai, emotional experiments and jokes are not fun, I will be really angry."

"Okay, okay, I apologize, does Hai want to know the results of the experiment?" Dazai Osamu changed the subject.

"What result?" Uchiha Hai was quickly distracted.

"Does Ah Hai know about [sex unrequited love]?" Dazai Osamu asked.

Uchiha Hai shook his head and asked curiously, "What is that?"

Dazai Osamu took the hair dryer in Uchiha Hai's hand, turned him around, and started blowing his hair.

Uchiha Hai felt a little uncomfortable now, but he was embarrassed to refuse, and then quickly narrowed his eyes comfortably under Dazai Osamu.

Dazai Osamu lowered his eyes, combed the long black hair of the young man with his five fingers, and said slowly: "Sexual unrequited love is a branch of asexuality, which means to have affection for someone, but it will be because the other person also has feelings for them. They start to resist the emotion because they like it. They stop liking each other, and they even feel disgusted and abandon each other or run away.”

Uchiha Kai opened his eyes, his pupils shrunk.

The sound of the hair dryer was small, but it was still obvious because it was right next to his ear, and Uchiha Hai suspected that he had heard it wrong.

Dazai Osamu continued: "In other words, they only allow themselves to like others, but they don't want to get a response. As long as they realize that the other party likes them too, their love will fade away in an instant, and they will even feel the opposite. Bored, scared."

"This kind of performance is called sexual unrequited love. Of course, some people on the Internet have classified this as an avoidant personality." Dazai Osamu laughed in a low voice, pulled up the long hair next to Uchiha Kai's ear, and leaned over and whispered. : "Ahai seems to be suffering from such a troublesome disease~"

Uchiha Kai's hands on his legs clenched fists, then let go, wanting to refute but he didn't know how to refute.