Uchiha Sea King Rollover Record

Nakahara also really wanted to throw Dazai Osamu from his car right now.

Although Dazai Osamu is really reliable as a partner in work and battle, living with him is definitely a nightmare.

If there is really someone who can maintain a very peaceful mind when he is with Dazai Osamu... No, there is no such person, there can be no existence.

Hai only just met Dazai Osamu, didn't know him yet, and was confused by his appearance, and would definitely avoid him later.

Uchiha Kai was lying on Osamu Dazai's shoulder, his eyes shining brightly as he introduced himself to the basic software on his phone.

According to the information he had previously obtained with the Shaker, plus the demonstration and explanation of Dazai Osamu, and the basic method of using the mobile phone that Zhongyuan Zhong also taught him before, by the time he got home, Uchiha had almost completely understood it.

"It's amazing! This is so convenient! Basically, as long as you have a mobile phone, you can do anything?" Uchiha Kai said excitedly, thinking of the ninja world he was in.

If they also have mobile phones, then they can make messages communicate in a timely manner and save a lot of unnecessary sacrifices.

Osamu Dazai put away his phone and turned his head to look at him.

The boy's unbandaged eyes twitched and said, "It seems that the place you were in, Ah Hai, was really closed and strict, and you didn't even know the existence of the cell phone."

Uchiha's face did not change his color, and he echoed: "Yes, but they occasionally show us movies."

Dazai Osamu tilted his head: "Eh? It's actually showing you a movie? What movie?"

Uchiha Hai thought about it: "Probably some things that contribute to research are very great and worthy of pride."

Sacrificing oneself for the village is a very natural thing, the will of fire, burning oneself to provide nourishment for Konoha, sacrificing one's companions for the village, silently dedicating oneself in the dark, mission and reputation above everything else, this is the real ninja.

It's a pity that Uchiha Hai only has food and beauties in his mind. If he can't hold those, it doesn't matter to him.

Dazai Osamu thought thoughtfully: "Brainwashing..."

When the car stopped, Uchiha immediately jumped out of the car excitedly and took the initiative to help pick up the dishes.

Seeing how excited he was, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't refuse, but took out the mackerel he had specially bought and handed it to him.

"What should I do with this mackerel? Baked? Steamed? Boiled? Or fried? Anyway, chop it first, right? Leave this to me!" Zhongyuan Zhong also meant something.

Dazai Osamu, who just got off the bus: "..."

Uchiha Kai walked briskly carrying the mackerel to open the door: "If the mackerel is fried, it's still delicious, right?"

There is no one around here, and Zhongyuan Zhong also directly used the ability to make the pile of things in the back of the car float in the air, and walked over quickly and asked, "Do you remember how to unlock it?"

The lock on the house on his side is not an ordinary lock. There are several procedures. Although he taught the sea when he went out, but...

Uchiha Kai took out the key and was about to say he remembered, when Dazai Osamu suddenly appeared from the side, pulled out an iron wire from nowhere, and said happily, "Let me try~"

"Ah?" Uchiha Kai looked blank, and then just watched Dazai Osamu insert the wire into the keyhole, and opened the lock after a few fiddles.

Uchiha sea pupil earthquake.

Zhongyuan Zhong, who had no time to stop him, was so angry that he kicked Dazai into the house: "Too! Zai! Who told you to pick the lock directly! This kind of lock has to be replaced once it is picked up once. Ah bastard! Don't you see the key? I think you are itchy?!"

Dazai Osamu was lying on the ground laughing.

Uchiha Hai continued to be shocked.

Eh?What?what just happened?Is that some kind of magic?Illusion? ? ?

Uchiha sea, again violently moved.

So the skills that Dazai Osamu possesses are not at the level of "knowing" at all, right?That's already to the point of being terrifyingly terrifying, isn't it? !

Chef Uchiha Hai, began to prepare.

Nakahara Nakaya and Dazai Osamu wanted to fight at first, but after they made a mess and almost smashed the kitchen, they were ruthlessly kicked out by Uchiha Kai.

Nakahara Nakaya and Dazai Osamu looked at each other and both hummed and sat on the farthest corner of the sofa.

Half of the kitchen is made of transparent glass, and the two of them can clearly see the busy movements of the young man inside, and they can see that he often goes to the mobile phone to search for something when he is halfway done.

Zhongyuan Zhong is also very suspicious of his attitude of checking information while cooking. He thinks that Uchiha Hai is just eager to repay his gratitude. In fact, he doesn't know how to cook at all, right?

He was ready to hold back and say it was delicious, even if it was unpalatable, and began to think about how to block the mouth of Osamu Dazai, who would probably spray venom mercilessly.

"Nakaya." Dazai Osamu over there suddenly spoke, his voice lazy and tired.

"What!" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at him angrily.

"Do you also know the legend about mermaids?" Dazai Osamu leaned on the sofa, even with Erlang's legs crossed, he looked very elegant.

After taking off the black coat, the slender figure of the boy also became obvious.

He propped his chin, looked at the busy young man humming through the transparent glass of the kitchen, and said in a low voice, "There are many legends about mermaids, but except for the overly glorified fairy tales, the mermaids in other legends are all mermaids. An extremely beautiful and dangerous existence."

"What exactly are you trying to say? Don't beat around the bush." ​​Zhongyuan Zhong also sank.

Dazai Osamu smiled: "As one of the favorite images of countless art creators, mermaids usually have a beauty that is rarely seen in the world, and they are full of magical charm."

Dazai Osamu's voice sounded like he was singing an opera.

"That kind of creature is very fond of humans, passionate and ruthless, as ruthless as the sea. They usually fall in love with the human they like at first sight, play it hard and then quickly discard it, and then go to find the next favorite prey."

"Mermaids also have a terrifying voice, sweet words and money-less lies, and their voices are as deceptive as they appear."

"It's a terrifying creature that combines charm, temptation, vanity, beauty, cruelty, and despair. Don't be deceived by their appearance, otherwise, the end will be very miserable."

Almost all of Dazai's kite-colored eyes turned black: "Although he hides really well, it's strange because he hides so well, isn't it?"