Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

"I'm not a traditional magician, but a great battle mage, known as the great 'Douluo Pai'!"

"Battle mages are a school separated from the traditional magician school before BC. Unlike traditional magicians who focus on the vortex of the root, the purpose of fighting mages to study magic is to strengthen their own combat power and apply magic to ordinary life. Strive to create a better life."

"Such a purpose is naturally regarded as heresy by traditional magicians. Under the attack of traditional magicians, the Douluo school has been on the verge of disappearing, and the inheritance has been barely maintained in ordinary society."

"Is there such a thing?"

After all, Teresa is just a Valkyrie of the Destiny Organization. Although she is doted on by Lord Lutuo, she doesn't have much specific rights. She also knows that it is ominous for the Magic Association and magicians. A few lonely magicians.

Hearing what the battle mage said suddenly, although he felt a little strange and wrong, he was still fooled by the noble and pure expression of faith on Grandpa Mo Yi's face.

"Okay, let's pretend you are some kind of battle mage, but 'Douluo faction' sounds too strange, why do you have such a strange name."

"It's been a long story—"

Grandpa Mo Yi's mind quickly shifted, and he said nonsense with a serious face:

"The first magician who created the battle mage genre was a girl named Celia. Due to a magic accident in her early years, her body has always maintained the appearance of a fifteen or sixteen-year-old loli."

"Because of the magic school she created, many of the magic tricks were developed according to her own situation, and only applicable to loli. So she formally created the battle mage school later, and the twelve disciples she accepted were all loli. "

"The truly well-known beginning of the battle mage was a war between humans and followers of alien creatures in BC. When humans were defeated by the thirteen apostles, the ancestor of the battle mage led his twelve disciples, They came out of Tianshan Mountain, where they lived in seclusion, and helped mankind to reverse the unbalanced battle situation. This history that was once sung by the world is also known as the Thirteen Douluo descending Tianshan Mountain."

"Although after thousands of years of evolution, the magic system inherited by battle mages has been developed and perfected, and it is no longer limited to loli to practice, but if you want to truly inherit the mysteries of the battle mage genre, loli are the most suitable. Like me Such ordinary people often get twice the result with half the effort, spend a lot of energy, and finally become a half-baked battle mage."

"Because the powerful and famous battle mages are often Lolita, the battle mage school is also known as the Douluo faction."

After listening to the Douluo epic that Grandpa Mo Yi just fabricated, Teresa, who is a legal lolita, couldn't help showing respect and longing, and sighed:

"I didn't expect there to be such a tortuous story in it—"

"Selia, who created the Douluo faction, has always been a very great person, but it's a pity that I didn't have the opportunity to meet him."

Grandpa Mo Yi with a complicated heart: "..."

Celia is indeed a very great person. Because of her, every month brings a huge income to the Yakumo House, causing countless warriors to spend their money and youth. German mainland.

After being fooled, Teresa was very curious about the Douluo faction. Anyway, she had to lie there to digest food, and she had to chat to pass the time, so she naturally continued to ask about Douluo.

"Then how did you become a battle mage?"

Since most Douluo are loli, how did Grandpa Mo Yi become a glorious Douluo?

Teresa expressed her curiosity.

"This matter has to be talked about a dusk ten years ago—"

Grandpa Mo Yi's eyes showed a look of nostalgia, as if time had passed, and he saw himself running under the sunset that afternoon.

"At that time, I was still in kindergarten. After school, I went home as usual. When I was passing by the riverside slope full of cherry blossoms, I accidentally found a silver-haired loli fainting beside her. She was wearing a milky white dress. Dress, even if I faint, I still hold a black rabbit tightly in my hand, under the reflection of the afterglow, let me, who is still a child, what is beauty and shock..."

"stop!"

Hearing that Grandpa Mo Yi continued to praise Teresa, the girl who fainted by the roadside, I felt a little upset. Any woman who is confident in her appearance cannot tolerate her male friends praising other women in front of her. biology.

This is the nature engraved in the biological genes of women!

Theresa waved her hand and interrupted:

"Say the point!"

"All right--"

Grandpa Mo Yi said sadly:

"I am kind and generous. When I see stray cats and dogs lying on the side of the road, I can't help but go up and take care of them. When I meet a girl who fainted on the ground, I naturally take her home. Fortunately, I loved sports at that time. , Otherwise, I really can't carry the opponent away."

"The other party's name is Kasuga Yeqiong, a descendant of Douluo, who was hunted down by a traditional magician because he was discovered by a traditional magician. At the sacrifice of his brother Kasuga Noyu, he escaped with difficulty, but also fainted due to exhaustion. land."

"In order to thank me for saving her, the other party taught me the magic of the Douluo faction."

"I thought that life would always go on peacefully, but after a few years, the other party left behind a letter and the black rabbit that never left, and left without saying goodbye."

"The general meaning of the letter is that she has passed on the inheritance of the teacher, so she can avenge her brother..."

Hearing this, Teresa's heart tightened, especially when she saw the sadness in Grandpa Mo Yi's eyes, she asked:

"and after?"

"When I found her again, she was dying, saying in my arms 'she finally avenged her brother'."

"At the end, her eyes were as bright as when she first saw her. For the first time, she showed a sincere and bright smile, comforting herself not to be sad."

"It's such a pity. I'm obviously looking forward to seeing pandas in the zoo next April, and see if the so-called pandas are really cuter than rabbits..."

"After saying this, she smiled and left..."

Grandpa Mo Yi raised his head, not to let his tears fall, well, in Teresa's eyes, it was probably like this, and continued with a slightly hoarse voice:

"I saved my pocket money for several months before I bought two annual passes to the zoo. Unfortunately, I didn't use them once and they expired."

"Later, after a lot of searching, I finally found the hometown full of hawthorn trees in her words, found that lonely tomb, and buried her and her favorite black rabbit beside her brother. , so that they will never be separated again."

"The last time I went back to mourn them, the hawthorn tree planted by the tomb was already more than two meters high—"

"This is probably my story..."

After listening to Grandpa Mo Yi's magic version of Yuanzhikong, Teresa opened her mouth, but she didn't know what to say. For a while, the two fell silent again, only the crackling sound of burning wood.