Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

"Demacian force!"

"Lulu-"

The second senior brother even relied on the principle of howling, facing the surprise attack of the two-legged beast, he sprayed a white air from his nose, and then launched the skill 'wild boar raid' on it!

The second senior brother relied on this move 'wild boar raid', fought against big tigers and packs of wolves, and was undefeated for several years. How dare a mere pigeon not as big as a two-legged beast with its legs and melons dare to confront him?

In the world of beasts, tonnage does not represent combat power, but it can definitely represent the degree of danger in duels.

"Oh!"

However, the second senior brother miscalculated after all, no matter how hard and sharp its fangs are, no matter how hard its head is, it is impossible to just get the scientific artifact 'Judas' Oath'.

Although there is no Houkai power, the Judas in Teresa's hands is no different from ordinary crosses, but this is a 152 kg cross. Under Teresa's swing and the blessing of gravity from top to bottom, its The power is not much worse than a battering ram.

As a result, the second senior brother, who had been on an uninhabited deserted island for several years, was knocked to the ground by Judas, and a large stream of watermelon juice exploded out, resulting in a tragic result of death.

Grandpa Mo Yi: "..."

It has to be said that Grandpa Mo Yi underestimated the horror of a hungry foodie. He wanted to knock out the second senior brother with a punch, and then drag him back to fry the skin and tear apart the bones, so that the other party can go away in peace. He didn't expect Teresa to wait No, just go up with Judas.

As a result, the scene was very bloody. Anyway, in the flower planter's house, it was definitely eaten by a river crab beast.

Seeing Teresa being splashed with watermelon juice, Grandpa Mo Yi said speechlessly:

"Don't you feel dirty, Teresa? And you haven't changed your clothes. Are you going to dress like this tonight?"

"nothing--"

Teresa shook Judas and the clothes, and the watermelon juice standing on it was thrown out directly, and she said in a habitual way:

"This kind of thing has long been used to."

"Moreover, the clothes on Judas and me are all specially made, with self-cleaning functions, so ordinary things won't stick to them, just shake them off and they'll be clean."

This sounded very powerful, but Grandpa Mo Yi felt inexplicably sad.

Valkyrie or something sounds powerful and beautiful. After all, it is a humanoid weapon made by the Mandate of Heaven. The value of a weapon lies in killing the enemy with the greatest efficiency, whether it is a Honkai beast or a human.

"This lady is a 25-year-old adult."

Perhaps seeing what Grandpa Mo Yi was thinking, Teresa smiled indifferently and said:

"Where do you need sympathy for a little guy like you?"

"gone back."

After finishing speaking, she dragged the big wild boar several times her size and walked quickly.

"(ˉ▽￣～)Cut~~"

Looking at Teresa who was pretending to be aggressive, Grandpa Mo Yi complained in a voice that the other party could not hear:

"Obviously she is a 42-year-old woman, how can she pretend to be tender?"

"I'm a young master, so if you say it, it might scare you to death. My age is calculated in ten thousand years. In front of me, you are just a younger sister."

After more than ten seconds, I saw Teresa standing there, looking back at her, and said embarrassingly:

"How about you lead the way—"

Grandpa Mo Yi: "..."

Well, it turns out that the other party still has the attributes of a road idiot, as expected of Deli's stupidity.

Under the guidance of Grandpa Mo Yi, the two quickly returned to the beach of the island.

Living on a deserted island, when the most suitable place to stay is not found, the beach is obviously a very good choice.

The beach side has an open view, which can prevent the sneak attack of poisonous snakes and other beasts, ask for help, and see the passing ships in time.

Moreover, there is a steady stream of water at the seaside. Although it is seawater, it can’t be returned, but after some filtering methods, such as simple distillation, dig a hole in the seaside, and then cover it with plastic or large leaves. Put a container at the bottom to catch fresh water drops.

Although the weight is not much, but it can be regarded as a source of fresh water.

For another example, when Grandpa Mo Yi was dealing with the second senior brother, there was sea water, which could solve the problem of bloody smell, just pick up garbage and throw it into the sea, instead of keeping it to attract other carnivorous animals.

After a lot of busy work, when the moon was high in the sky, the two of them could finally gather around a warm fire and enjoy the wild boar barbecue that every male pig's knuckles must fully order.

Compared with ordinary male pig's feet, Grandpa Mo Yi can be said to have a long history of family education. How to say, it is also a big touch from Yuanyue. The cooking does not add medicinal effects, so what is the difference from salted fish!

"Let's give the first piece to Miss Teresa who killed the wild boar."

Grandpa Mo Yi smiled and handed the barbecue in his hand to Teresa who was wiping her saliva and staring at the barbecue in Mo Yi's hand.

"Then I'm welcome!"

Teresa was not polite either. First, she was really hungry, and she was Bronya, and she was living on a deserted island. Too many calories were consumed in it, especially Teresa's body was still growing. Second, in Mo In front of Grandpa Yi, she didn't want to be reserved any more. In just one day, the so-called impression of a lady has been broken to pieces. No matter how polite she is now, she is hypocritical.

Holding the barbecue in one hand, Teresa ignored the hot mouth and took a bite.

"Ah♂"

"What is this..."

Although the materials are limited, Grandpa Mo Yi's barbecue skills still completely conquered Teresa. Seeing the other party's face was blushing, her eyes were slightly pinched, her eyes were dull, and her small mouth made a strange "oh ah" sound, while ignoring the heat, quickly Biting the barbecue, he already knew that the other party had fallen into the gourmet environment created by the barbecue.

"Don't chase me, why are you chasing me!"