Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

Grandpa Mo Yi continued to guide:

"Then, Mash, do you remember that in Master Group A, there is a Master named Kabanko?"

"Remember--"

With Matthew's character like a small animal, I dare not say that I have a good relationship with everyone, but I will never offend anyone, basically everyone knows something.

"Kazuki-senpai used to be a technician in Chaldea. He was good at plant subjects. He usually likes to read quietly by himself. He is a bit withdrawn, but he is not particularly difficult to get along with. Well, in short, she is a literary girl."

Wasabi is a literary girl?

nonexistent!

The irritable old mustard is because of his disdain and impatient to communicate with humans, so he appears quiet, just like people staying with animals, it is impossible for normal people to talk to animals, what else can they do besides being quiet?

Is it because this person doesn't like to talk to dogs, does it mean that this person is a quiet person? !

"I have to say, Mash, you've missed your mark."

Grandpa Mo Yi explained in a funny way:

"The real identity of Mustard Chick is Concubine Yu, a true ancestor of the Celestial Dynasty who lived from ancient times to modern times."

"what?!"

Now, he has been eating small cakes, quietly listening to the soy sauce doctor yell out in shock, and muttered to himself:

"No wonder the other party doesn't want to be examined by me!"

"No matter what I say, Romani, I am also a well-known upright doctor in Chaldea. How could I do some strange things during the physical examination?"

"At first, I thought that the other party misunderstood me, but the real reason is that the other party is not human at all. As long as I have a physical examination, I will definitely find something strange about the other party."

"How can a secret organization like Chaldea, which aims to ensure the continuation of human beings, tolerate such an alien species as the true ancestor?!"

Grandpa Mo Yi: "..."

Well, doctor, what you said is very reasonable, but it is of no use.

If you think about it carefully, are there still few strange things in Chaldea?

First, one of the incarnations of the final boss, the Demon God Zhu Leif, sneaked in and directly blew up the entire Chaldea, so the director with red silk and white hair was taken away by dogs.

And then you, Solomon, mixed up in Chaldea, didn't work hard, and always fished to see magical girls. The funniest thing is that the magical girl you like is still pretending to be the old enemy Merlin, a big guy who pretends to be a woman. Everyone scolds you every time. You, you think that the other party hates iron but not steel, because they value you as a fan and motivate you like this.

Let’s not talk about mustard seeds. Although others can’t show their strength because they haven’t sucked blood for more than 1000 years, the recovery ability of the true ancestor is still leveraged. , you can be resurrected on the spot and teach Leif to be a man.

But after lying down for a long time, you picked it up and put it in the freezer to freeze it. The mustard seeds are in the freezer. If you are still conscious, you probably want to hit someone. No wonder you joined the aliens as soon as you came out. , against the evil forces of Chaldea.

"That's not the point—"

Grandpa Mo Yi wondered whether a doctor is a serious doctor. There are so many positions in Chaldea. As a Solomon, why did he choose the profession that appears most frequently in this book—health doctor? Is this a distortion of human nature, or The loss of morality, what kind of dirty PY transactions are hidden, and a series of things, well, I have no interest at all.

"Jia Chuzi's purpose is to meet Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, and the other party will rebel later. It is also because the enemy can let her return to the Qin Dynasty and see Xiang Yu again."

"If you can get Xiang Yu's holy relic and summon it to Chaldea, then you can get the help of a true ancestor who is no weaker than a top heroic spirit."

"This can have—"

After hearing that drawing cards can solve the problem, Gu Dazi said that this is not a problem, anyway, whoever draws is not a draw, and the King of Western Chu sounds very powerful.

The doctor nodded and said:

"I will use the power of Chaldea to see if I can find the relevant holy relics."

"As for things like violence and non-cooperation, it's actually very simple——"

Grandpa Mo Yi continued to fool around:

"No matter what the people from the Magic Association say, you can use the trick of 'drag'. If you can't drag it on, just promise the other party verbally, but of course you don't take actual actions. Anyway, if there is a problem at that time, you will shift the responsibility to the temporary workers. superior."

"When the other party comes to do things, it's just pushing the pot. Anyway, this is not our group's problem. If you can't push it away, let the other party help with all kinds of fancy documents, such as asking the other party to prove the other party's identity and ID card. The guy in it is himself, proving the fuck is the fuck or something."

Everyone in Chaldea: "..."

Is this man a devil?

In just a moment, such a terrible method came to mind.Regarding this, Grandpa Mo Yi just wanted to say that they are too straightforward. How can they understand how terrible the bureaucratic system that has been developed to its peak for more than 1000 years under Confucianism? If there is no external force to intervene If so, this set of bureaucratic system with Confucianism as the core can continue forever, like a most precise clock that never stops.

Because this set of bureaucratic system will kill and eliminate all things that are disobedient and unfavorable to it. Upright girls like Gu Dazi and Ma Xiu are either assimilated into a part of the old fritters or excluded.

The method Mo Yi mentioned was just the simplest and most common move.

Of course, there are also people who agree with what Mo Yi said very much. For example, the doctor who always wanted to fish for soy sauce to watch the live broadcast of the magical girl, his eyes lit up, suddenly realized, and learned a new way of paddling.

In the future, whoever asks me to do something, I can use the above method to fool the other party.

"In the future, the Magic Association should recruit a new director. As long as you don't care about each other, it doesn't matter how powerful the other party is."

Grandpa Mo Yi continued to teach them the advanced principles of life, saying:

"However, after all, this is a solution to the symptoms rather than the root cause. The best way is to transfer the really important instruments and materials of Chaldea under various names, and evacuate Chaldea. Wait until the other party takes office. In the end, you only need to find some like-minded comrades to re-establish a new Chaldea. This will not only eliminate the influence of the Magic Association, enhance the actual cohesion and efficiency of Chaldea, but also allow you to turn from light to darkness. "

"As for the problem of talents, it is easier to solve. There are so many servants in Chaldea, and those who can become servants have their own affairs. For example, heroic spirits like Kong Ming and Merlin are the best internal affairs experts. If you leave the operation of the bottom line to them, it will naturally be arranged clearly."

Grandpa Mo Yi spread his hands and said:

"Well, that's all I can think of for now."