Two-dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City/the World's First Master Huang Man Wants to Be G

"Mo Yi, do you also like playing with Orpheus?"

"After sex, we can be together forever."

Mo Yi: "..."

Your play ♂ seems a bit different from mine, Orpheus.

"I prefer girls. If you like boys, Mo Yi, we can have two."

Orpheus discussed with Mo Yi seriously how many children were left, and his pursuit of Mo Yi did not slow down.

"Orpheus, haven't you heard of the term reproductive isolation?"

At this time, Mo Yi finally remembered the horror of being dominated by a monster girl when she was a fledgling. In a sense, Orpheus seemed to be a monster girl.

Especially when I think of Alice Fitz, the Demon King. As a snake monster girl, if she wants to conceive, she needs to work hard for three consecutive days and three nights, and Orpheus's body is a biting snake. Counting snakes, it seems normal to continue some of the habits of snakes.

So, if you don't run, it is impossible not to run, and if you get caught, you may lose your life.

"Why don't we talk about a relationship first, and then talk about the following things?"

Orpheus, who was emptied again, said expressionlessly:

"It's too late, get in the car!"

Damn (〃>dish<)!

Obviously he won the competition, why did he become chased by the opponent?

Well, the winner gets everything? !

"Excuse me, is anyone there?"

At this time, an unfamiliar female voice came from outside the door, and the other party finally couldn't help running in after more than a minute of receiving no reply.

"The situation is urgent and offensive."

After all, Zhen Paopao, who finally arrived at the place guided by the passive skill 'Enlightenment', didn't care about anything else, pushed open the door and walked in with a battle flag that was used to stab people far more than waved flags.

And when she walked into Wei Gong's house, she found a pair of boys and girls rolling on the carpet in the living room. Even Joan of Arc, a holy virgin, quickly figured it out——

How could it be repaired, in broad daylight and daylight, dare to do such an unremarkable thing, the holy sword of this saint seems to be about to burn.

Roar, my wrath!

Lovers and everything, they will all be reduced to ashes under the fire of the red lotus of this saint!

No matter how she thought about it, Joan was also shocked by the scene in front of her. For a moment, she didn't know whether to say 'sorry for interrupting' and turn around and run, or say 'can you hurry up and wait for you outside'.

In fact, when Joan of Arc came to the door, Mo Yi had discovered the other party, and it was precisely because of his mental activity when he found the other party and felt that the other party came too well, he was stunned for a moment, and was thrown to the ground by Orpheus.

Thus, the scene in front of Joan of Arc appeared.

"Cough-cough-"

Mo Yi's face was serious, and he pushed away Orpheus on his body with a smile in his heart, and said:

"Orpheus, stop playing, someone is coming."

"Oh--"

Seeing Joan of Arc suddenly appearing, Orpheus was very unhappy. It was so rare for him to take advantage of the right time, place and people to transfer all the people around Mo Yi away and get such a good opportunity to attack. It's the fault of the blond braid in front of me!

But in this situation, she also knew that if she continued to mess around, Mo Yi would get angry.

So, he climbed up from Mo Yi very unhappy, and then gradually shrunk back to the size of a loli under the expression of Joan of Arc.

Jeanne: "..."

Lord, forgive me for not waving the battle flag and fighting the demons ahead.

And Grandpa Mo Yi also stood up from the ground, sat back on the sofa, put on a serious expression, and asked solemnly:

"Why are you here?"

Joan of Arc took a deep breath to calm down her emotions. If there was no previous scene, she might really be fooled by the elegant and solemn young man sitting in front of her.

Forget it, it's more important to be serious, Joan of Arc thought.

Then he began to speak out his purpose, saying:

"I am Joan of Arc, the arbiter of this Holy Grail War. Because of some unexpected changes in this Holy Grail War, the Holy Grail summoned me to assist the Holy Grail War to continue normally."

"Because the situation is urgent, I need the assistance of the local host..."

Joan explained the matter without panting, and then used various reasons such as 'for the safety of the citizens of Fuyuki City' and 'the fairness of the Holy Grail War' to fool Grandpa Mo Yi.

In fact, if the other party doesn't say anything, Mo Yi can probably guess the other party's purpose, but if you don't fool the other party, take the initiative to say "I already know everything, Fuyuki City has fallen into a huge crisis, I will take the initiative to assist you" like this The other party may become suspicious instead.

After all, free things delivered to your door will only make people doubt and despise, and people will only know how to cherish the right things after hard work.

After Joan finished talking about her situation, Mo Yi also started to fool the other party, telling him the general situation of the Holy Grail War.

Joan of Arc looked anxious and said seriously:

"According to what you said, the heroic spirits of the red and black sides are fighting in the mirror space of Fuyuki City, and the goal of the black side is not the victory of the Holy Grail War, but the Great Holy Grail?"

Mo Yi: "Indeed."