My Chat Group is Too Invincible, What Should I Do?

Naiyako: Wait a minute?The richest man in the world is so ordinary!Big shit, are you trying to fool us?I tell you, impossible!

Kasumigaoka Shiwa: I am just an ordinary high school student plus a writer.

Yukinoshita Yukino: I'm just a high school student!

Penglai Shanhui Ye: Real high school students have appeared, and those fake high school students in the group come and learn!

Peter Pan: No!High school students like them don’t have souls. Real high school students should not be good at studying. They can fly in various abilities. They can fly a plane and punch through a wall. They are also good partners of the police uncle. He has a nemesis, a gentle childhood sweetheart, and a little fan girl who has a crush on him in school!

Kasumi Hill Shih: Wait a minute!Are you talking about normal high school students?

Peter Pan: Of course, high school students saving the world is the basic operation, okay?do you know!The world's three forces that cannot be provoked: neon high school students, homeless people from the United States, and celestial traversers!Talents emerge in large numbers from these three major forces, and the bloody lessons of countless ancestors have told us that we should not provoke them no matter what!

Naiyazi: Group leader, you seem to have said it before!

Peter Pan: Isn't there a newcomer who doesn't know?So I'll say it again!Remember that people from the above forces should go to the police station before they provoke you, and they can only act after the director of the bureau approves. (manual funny JPG)

Peter Pan: That's right, big shit!Do you have any extra police officer certificates? Now that so many newcomers are here, it is estimated that a new police officer certificate must be obtained!

Tony Stark: If you don't tell me, the owner, I really forgot!Hold on, I'll go find Nick Fury and get some over here.

Peter Pan: No wonder I said why these police certificates are so authentic. It turns out that they were originally made by the authorities!

Tony Stark: So what do you think?I'm not interested in doing these things, but the group owner I think since our chat group is on the right track!Our hidden identity should be properly deployed!After all, when we come forward in the future, if we can't produce suitable evidence, it will be easy to be caught.

Peter Pan: Oh!interesting!Tell me, I suddenly became interested.

Tony Stark: For example, we should set up some promotional videos, such as the video of our engagement with the enemy, so that we can deter those official personnel in a sense!

Peter Pan: That's a great idea!But do you have so many battle videos?

Tony Stark: Of course, I made Jarvis record it on purpose, so that when Uncle Tony had a child, he would know how mighty his father was before.Have the courage to fight for justice.

Naiyako: Big shit!Why don't you show some face?

Peter Pan: Alright!I think the idea of ​​big shit is very good!

Naiyako: I think the big shit is really boring!Nothing to do!

Peter Pan: Just get used to it!

All Might: I don't think there's anything wrong with that!We were fighting for justice!Isn't everything we do exactly what a hero should do?We are heroes too, aren't we?As a hero, you should appear in front of the people, and let them not be afraid of danger, because we are here!

Peter Pan: Come on!Awesome!

Naiyazi: Group leader, what does this mean?

Peter Pan: It's nothing, just expressing my feelings!

Tony Stark: @拉尔霷特 Your idea is really good, but we are not helping them for free!We also need to live, just like you, All Might, you also get a salary, right?Although we are doing tasks, we also need wages, otherwise who would go all the way to protect them!I think we can have effective deals without compromising their interests.This is neither too much, but it is also beneficial to our own development, and it is conducive to better hunting and killing reincarnation in the future!

Tony Stark is worthy of being a businessman. Although his personality has changed after becoming a superhero, he still has the instinct of a businessman. I'm going to save you at a loss, right?Such a person is a fool!Tony himself is absolutely not stupid, so he will never let the people on his side suffer.

All Might: I can understand Mr. Tony!If we can't even become stronger, then the enemies we encounter will become stronger and stronger in the future. In that case, we will not be able to hold on one day sooner or later.

Although All Might is a hero, he is not an overly pedantic person. He also knows that everyone in the chat group needs to rely on the continuous technology and resources of various world resources to deal with all kinds of troubles after he becomes stronger. It's definitely not enough to just take the points from the chat group as he said.

Tony Stark: Mmm!I'm relieved if you think so!But don't worry, we don't want those resources. What we want are technology and cultivation systems, etc. We don't lack resources.

Peter Pan: Mmm!Then it’s decided like this, big shit, you hurry up and find a way to get a program, and then edit the promotional video, and then hand it over to Aizen, and try the reactions of Shengtianzi and Tendo Kikunojo, if the effect is good, then we can Feel free to use it!

Peter Pan: Tell me a little more!If you are a capable person, please give me a photo so that I can make you a police officer ID and some identity information. If you are fast, I will probably be able to do it tomorrow morning. Get your police officer certificates out.

Tony Stark: When it comes to police officer ID, I remembered something again, @我不是baldhead Qiyu teacher, I have a clue about the problem you asked me to check for you last time!

I am not bald:! ! !Do you have a way to cure my hair loss?

Naiyako: What's the matter?Big shit you turned into a doctor!A Doctor Who Treats Hair Loss!

Tony Stark: No, Mr. Saitama told me privately that he hoped to help me treat his hair loss problem when he came to Genos, and I also promised him that it would be cured.result……

Mount Penglai Kaguya: What happened?

Tony Stark: As a result, I used all kinds of hair growth agents, and I specially asked a doctor to come over to check, but it didn't work at all!So I saved all the information in Jarvis's computer for Jarvis to analyze, and the results came out today!

Paqiuli: Could it be that Mr. Saitama's bald head problem will finally be resolved?

I am not bald:...

I don't know if I should say MMP or not!

Chapter 340 Mr. Saitama's hair can't be cured anymore!

Peter Pan: Mu Q!What are you talking about?Saitama-sensei just has thinner hair, although it is so rare that it cannot be seen with the naked eye!But it's just that the hair is relatively rare, not bald!Listen carefully, if anyone dares to say that Mr. Saitama's big bald head is called a bald head in the future, I will use a certain bald head's famous stunt to call you a man! (Serious punch warning! JPG)

I am not bald: ...

Lord!I am very moved by you speaking for me like this, but why do I feel full of malice from your words!and also!Why are you clinging to the word bald head so hard!I suspect that you are embarrassing me and someone!

Tony Stark: Cough cough cough!After checking, I found out, Mr. Saitama, you should give up the dream of growing hair!

I am not bald:! ! !What's the matter?You explain to me clearly!

Saitama-sensei almost ran away!What the hell do you mean by that?Does that mean my hair can't be saved?

Tony Stark: Cough cough cough!According to Jarvis's test, I found that those hair tonics didn't penetrate into the pores at all, that is to say, those hair tonics just evaporated on Mr. Saitama's scalp!Didn't have the effect they should have.

Tony Stark: This can only be attributed to Saitama's physical fitness is too scary!The hair restorer couldn't penetrate his pores and enter his body!

Naiyako: Wouldn't it be good to inject it directly?