I Don't Want to Be Licked by Girls Anymore

"Recently, my mobile phone is like my aunt, and the signal is sometimes absent..."

However, before Xie Can called to stop this time, Xie Lingyun stopped the filming.

"what?"

Xie Can stared at his sister suspiciously. Is there something wrong with the equipment?

"Xiao Can, your copywriting is very wonderful, and there are many words that are very interesting when you hear it, but what does 'come to auntie' mean?" Xie Lingyun asked curiously.

When Lin Xiaoxiao heard this, she realized that this was an opportunity, and it was impossible to always please. She had to give her opinion appropriately, she also raised her hand and said, "Here Xie Can wants to express that the mobile phone signal is not good, by the way, sarcasm The smog makes people unable to go out, and they can only rely on mobile phones and computers to live, but the aunt can't understand it, and it is recommended to replace it."

"You don't understand?" Xie Can asked back.

"Uncle understands, but aunt... Xiao Can, I really haven't heard of it." Xie Lingyun said cautiously: "Or isn't this a buzzword?"

Covering his face, Xie Can knew that he had made a common-sense mistake. He took out his mobile phone and silently searched for a girl's menstrual period. The results showed that it was a variety of jokes, such as women having a few days, and I hoped that boys would be considerate. In a joking tone.

Xie Can suddenly felt a little internal injury. He looked at Lin Xiaoxiao and then at his sister. They were all his own. There was nothing to be embarrassed about, so he just asked clearly.

"Sister, don't girls need aunt's towel?" Xie Can asked with a bit of anxiety in his heart.

"What is that?" Xie Lingyun looked blank.

"Then...you describe the server as poor and the people in a bad state. How do you usually complain?" Xie Can asked again in disbelief.

"It's better not to say it." Xie Lingyun's face was a little hot, because those words were all related to boys and were very vulgar.

"Xiao Xiao, you said." Xie Can directly changed the target.

Lin Xiaoxiao pinched the corner of her clothes, and replied weakly, "It hurts, I'm here for my uncle, did you act like a man last night?"

After speaking, the girl's face was flushed. She never said these words, she heard them all from her classmates.

Xie Can has a little myocardial infarction. He only communicates with a limited number of people at school. In addition, he does not hear outside the window, and only writes his own copywriting. He has found a lot of jokes on the Internet, but the tone of the jokes has changed some genders. For the title above, just replace a man with a woman.

But he really didn't realize that the usual mantras had changed so much.

"Lin Xiaoxiao, you want to die, but you actually told Xiao Can these words." Xie Lingyun exploded, her brother is a little fairy, how can he become that kind of prankster.

"Give me quiet."

Xie Can shouted angrily.

Xie Lingyun didn't speak for a moment, just stared at Lin Xiaoxiao with a very angry look. This bastard licked the dog. In order to please his brother, he really did not compromise.

"To change."

Xie Can had a dark face. He took it for granted. The difference between the feminist world is not only gender cognition, but the way of describing online culture may have also changed: "Sister, go ahead, Xiaoxiao and I will revise the copy, etc. I'll call you after I start filming."

"I can help too." Xie Lingyun shouted without hesitation.

"Don't make a mess." Xie Can said, dumbfounded, "I want to think about it, Xiaoxiao is more suitable."

Xie Lingyun opened her mouth, but she still couldn't continue to speak out the protest. After all, her brother was so assertive, she could only start to organize the equipment unwillingly.

"Xiao Xiao, you've read all the copywriting, what do you think is wrong?" Xie Can took a deep breath and started to work.

Lin Xiaoxiao, who noticed the change in Xie Can's mood, also put away her thoughts, she picked up the copy and said softly: "This place, my brother also has a meaning to describe the boys who work in the club, the average girls. They all like to call boys little brother, but most boys don't like it, and I also listened to others."

"What else?" Xie Can's heart twitched, this was so murderous.

"There is also the Internet celebrity Milk Tea Brother and... Liu Qiangwei's relationship has not yet been confirmed. There are still many girls in our class who like Milk Tea Brother. Brother Can, you should stop criticizing him." Lin Xiaoxiao tried to calm down his tone as much as possible. , for fear that Xie Can would be angry.

"Okay, change." Xie Canqiang, who felt that his breathing had begun to block a little, pulled out a smile and said.

"No, I don't understand the rest of what Xie Can wrote, but they're amazing." The upright Lin Xiaoxiao didn't know how much impact she had brought to Xie Can. She actually didn't express her copywriting very much. I understand, but Xie Can's common sense is really lacking. It should be because he usually communicates too little, and he disdains to listen to other people's chat.

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PS: The third update!

Chapter 90 go, play with him

The first day of filming ended in the process of various accidents and making Xie Can sad. He found himself a little naive, but on the whole it was fine. After all, the mode of cultural development has not changed, it has become just common sense.

After staying with Lin Xiaoxiao for dinner, Xie Can went back to the room and began to immerse himself in the problem of copywriting and script, and by the way, he checked the effect of today's shooting.

The first shooting will definitely be a little 'embarrassed', but this is not a problem. The most important thing about self-media programs is his own style. Xie Can first needs to find out the positioning of his program, which needs to be explored slowly.

While he was working hard to make money, the Zhang brothers were having fun outside.

Xie Lingyun's kick looked very ferocious, but it didn't hurt Zhang Chi so badly, that is, there was a bruise on her butt, and the arm that hit the podium was broken, which did not hinder their nightlife.

"That person surnamed Yuan asked you out again?"

In the evening, the Zhang brothers who had dinner gathered in their brother's room, Zhang Chi asked with curiosity on his face.

"You said you were going to take me to a nightclub." Zhang Yuanyuan was putting on makeup, and the two brothers learned a lot of skills in high school that boys didn't master in adulthood. I saw that he was skilled in applying foundation and blush on his face, and he started cautiously. He drew eyeliner, pursed his lips and smiled and said, "I didn't want to go, but he said that there will be a performance by Internet celebrity DJ Haotian today, and there will definitely be many rich young ladies and sisters. can be replaced."

Saying that, he shook the Apple 5 in his hand.

The domestic 5S will be on sale soon, and the highest allocation price is around 1. It is said that there is also local tyrant gold, and the price has been copied to more than [-]. If you go out to play with others and get a mobile phone back, Zhang Yuanyuan doesn’t mind at all. Do something you love to do with those horny women.

Zhang Chi looked at his brother enviously. He was still using a 4S, a mobile phone that his brother had eliminated.

"Little brother, Yuan Datou said that a very rich friend is coming over today. She asked me to find a good brother who is pure and innocent." It's better to be cheaper than our own family, you go and change your clothes, remember to dress tenderly, the eldest lady likes the student brother."

When Zhang Chi heard this, he ran out overjoyed, but he didn't expect his brother to forget him.