I Don't Want to Be Licked by Girls Anymore

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Chapter 360 There is an extra blonde loli?

On January 28th, ten days before the Spring Festival, Xie Can accompanied her sister to the gate of the community, and beside her was Ruan Shiyu, who was wearing the same red envelope.

"Would uncle and aunt dislike me?"

The blonde loli had bought this outfit a week ago, her hair was also tied into a bun, her fair face and this festive color scheme made her look like a Fuwa.

Xie Can glanced at Little Lolita, thinking that his parents might raise you as their own daughter, but the rules still need to be established, so he pretended to say: "Don't worry, my parents are very talkative, but they like Obedient children, you should spend less time playing games these few days, spend more time chatting with them, and bring out your cute skills, and it will be natural."

"Big brother, how do I feel that you let me be a pet?"

"If you don't become a pet first, how can you advance to become a daughter?"

When Ruan Shiyu heard it, she seemed to have some truth, so she nodded and said, "This is what you said, big brother."

"Trust me, it's true." Xie Can pursed his lips and said with a smile.

A few days ago, he and Ji Ming kissed me and I went home all the way. It took less time than expected, but Ji Ming was at a loss. It is said that the pee is forked... Well, it is Ji Ming's exaggerated statement.

So for the past few days, Xie Can has been concentrating on making the second season's video, because after his parents return home, the filming may not be able to continue. After all... those complaints occasionally have some pornographic jokes and metaphors.

What's the matter if you tell your parents!

"I'm coming."

I saw a Wuling van slowly approaching in the distance, Xie Can and Xie Lingyun were looking forward to it, while little Lolita was nervously grabbing the corner of Xie Can's clothes.

"Girls, stop the car for me, I can't see Xiaocan and Xiaoyun there."

"It's not convenient to park here, so don't make noise! ​​You always talk about things when you drive a car, do you know how to drive?"

"I don't understand, but I know you deserve to be scolded, so stop quickly."

Before he got close, Xie Can heard shouting and cursing from inside the car, his father shouted in a high-pitched voice, but his mother looked calm, his eyes twitched wildly, it really changed.

Xie Lingyun had a normal expression, her parents would always quarrel when they were together, and it looked like they were really fighting, but in fact this was their way of getting along for more than ten years.

"Big sister, uncle and aunt..."

"It's okay, just get used to it."

Xie Lingyun said calmly, "Look, isn't this noisy?"

As Xie Lingyun said, the van slowly stopped on the side of the road, and a short and fat man jumped off the co-pilot. He straddled one step and came to Xie Lingyun, hugging him happily.

"Dad, pay attention to the influence." Xie Can shouted seeing the corners of his eyes twitching, remembering that he hugged himself every time he came back from his previous life.

"What's the effect? ​​This is my daughter. What's wrong with me hugging me." The middle-aged man glared at Xie Can and said, "Look at you, you don't even have a smile on your face. Hurry up and give me a smile, or I'll whip you."

"Damn, why is it the same as my mother's personality?"

Xie Can's heart trembled, her mother's tone of voice in her previous life was almost the same as this one, and if she didn't agree with each other, she would say 'I'm slapping you'.

"As soon as the old thing came back, he got angry at the child." At this time, a thin middle-aged woman with messy hair came over, she had a calm demeanor and said in a clear tone: "Xiao Can, your father has such a personality. Never mind."

"I don't mind." Xie Can hurriedly waved his hand, he minded a hammer, but he was muttering in his heart, his mother has become the character of his father.

He and his sister's education were almost all influenced by their father, because their mother never went to school.But this life seems to be reversed. My father has become like a mallet, but my mother is very sensible and very polite. Even when facing her children, she will show enough respect.

"Does he mind? It's all thanks to Lao Tzu that he was born." The father raised his eyebrows and said, "I said... who is the little girl next to you? She looks really cute."

The corners of Xie Can's eyes twitched, it was indeed her mother's tone of voice, vulgar and unscrupulous.

"Stop talking." At this moment, the mother couldn't stand it anymore, pulled her father behind her, and asked with a smile, "Xiao Can, let me introduce you."

"Ruan Shiyu, my adopted sister." Xie Can replied seriously.

Quiet, the parents looked at each other, and then focused on Ruan Shiyu.

The girl has a red down jacket on her upper body, red trousers on her lower body, and even her shoes are red, but her blond hair matches her blue eyes very well, revealing a sense of visual impact.

The most important thing is that Ruan Shiyu is looking at the old couple with a kind of tender and pitiful eyes at the moment, that soft and cute expression makes me feel pity.

"Her parents have gone abroad, and she doesn't want to leave here, so she stays at our house." Xie Can said unhurriedly: "Shiyu wrote novels on the Internet and made a lot of money..."

"very pitiful."

Before Xie Can finished speaking, his father had already walked up to the little Lolita and said angrily, "Why are there such irresponsible parents, kid! Don't be sad, treat our house as your own."

"Thank you uncle." Ruan Shiyu shouted in a childish voice.

"You are so polite, come here! This is the malt honey candy brought back from Yunnan, try it."

"Uncle is so nice."

"Hahaha, what a good boy."

Xie Can stared at all this in a daze, and it went smoother than expected, but this Ruan Shiyu is also amazing, she looks cute and pure, natural and pollution-free, as if she really is so simple... plus the cuteness of her little face, she has blond hair Lee!It's done.

"Let's go, go home! Uncle let you try my handicraft." Xie Can's father's smile was brighter than the sun in the sky, and it seemed that he really liked Ruan Shiyu.

"Sister, does Dad like children so much?" Xie Can asked wonderingly.

Xie Lingyun was very calm at this time, just stood aside with a smile, and when she heard Xie Can's muttering, she laughed and said: "Dad has always liked children, and when we both grew up, he still lamented that the older we get, the more annoying they become." .”