My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

"What, what cohabitation, what are you talking about!"

Wei Nai only felt her face was burning hot, her pretty face was red like fire, she lowered her voice, and quickly said in a shy and urgent way, "If it's okay, serve coffee for me!"

"Hmph, I feel guilty." Xiaoqian smiled triumphantly, like a little fox stealing pudding, "You must have thought about the future cohabitation life just now, right?"

"I, I didn't..." Wei Nai retorted without confidence.

Fortunately, at this time, Hua Ye stood up and said:

"The laces are tied."

"Hu~~"

Wei Nai finally breathed a sigh of relief. She felt that the few seconds just tied her shoelaces were extremely long. She bit her lip and gave Hua Ye a bad look, and hurried away with her coffee.

"Hey, you did a good job!" Xiaoqian closed one eye, gave Huaye a thumbs up, and said in a very relieved voice, "You have already obtained my three-point true pass."

Truth be told, sir, there is no such move in your "unreliable strategy method", okay?

And tying the shoelaces was not for the sake of goodwill at all, but because it was inconvenient for Wei Nai to squat down, so I just helped out!

Hua Ye knocked on the table and said speechlessly:

"I'd like a cup of mixed coffee."

"Well, wait a minute."

Xiaoqian returned to the counter, and after a while, she came over with a cup of mixed coffee.

Putting the coffee in front of Hua Ye, the short-haired girl raised a piece of A4 paper in her hand, coughed lightly, and pretended to be serious and said: "Please fill out this questionnaire carefully, the score will determine your future fate. "

Hua Ye glanced at it and asked casually, "What is it?"

Xiaoqian blinked, looked up at the sky, and said, "This is my summer vacation investigation report...Vina sauce has already done it before, now it's your turn."

The short-haired girl's eyes wandered, and she seemed a little guilty, but Hua Ye didn't think much about it, it was just a questionnaire anyway.

He took the pen and found that the content of the first question was quite strange.

"Question [-]: Do you like cats?"

"I like option A, but I don't like option B."

"..."

That's right, there are only two options, and there are not even four options. If such a question is found in the final exam, it will definitely be warmly welcomed by countless students!

Hua Ye thought of the big meow that always liked to rub against his side, and then randomly checked option A, if he didn't hate it, he liked it.

The content of the second question is also very strange.

"If you were going to the movies with your girlfriend, and a girl next to you asked you to unscrew the cap of the drink bottle, what would you do?"

"A helps, B doesn't help."

Your uncle, I can clearly book the entire movie theater, but you listed the options for me!

"Question [-]: Your girlfriend has a lot of girlfriends, and they often go out shopping together, what do you think of this?"

"A supports, B opposes."

Is it normal to go out to play?

Otherwise, should it be locked in the basement?

Well, that crippled angel doesn't need a lock, it's a special case of being unable to get out even in a hurry.

"Question [-]: Do you think that girlfriends should not go out to work, just like Zhu Xi, who 'preserves the principles of nature and eliminates human desires'?"

So why do these topics get more and more strange the more you look at them!

Although Zhu Xi is a Confucianist, it is true, but his character is extremely bad, he is simply an existence that has lost his level!

Well, the so-called loss refers to the unscrupulous existence that has lost the basic lower limit of being a human being. For example, when Zhu Xi’s political enemies at the time mentioned Lao Zhu, they all liked to make fun of one thing, that is, Zhu Xi’s daughter-in-law was pregnant.

It's okay to be pregnant, but the problem is that Zhu Xi's son died a few years ago, and his daughter-in-law is a widow, and she is in a deep boudoir. Isn't it clear at a glance whose child is pregnant?

Probably this is the so-called "father and son at the same point" in battle!

I don't know if Lao Zhu's son knew about it underground, would he be so angry that he would jump up and vomit three liters of blood.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Coming soon to the last two questions.

"Question [-]: If you cheated on your girlfriend behind your back, and then your girlfriend found out, would you commit suicide by caesarean section out of guilt?"

Cut your uncle's belly open!

On TV, there are often people who commit seppuku on a disagreement, and then fall to the ground and die in less than two seconds. In fact, it is impossible to die so quickly by caesarean section. He must have fast-forwarded ten times faster!

For laparotomy, the stomach will be cut at a higher level, and the pain will be above the gastric ulcer, which is similar to gastric perforation (so everyone must eat on time, otherwise it will be super uncomfortable if you get stomach problems. A big man once said that he was so uncomfortable that he couldn’t sleep at two o’clock in the middle of the night. , I had to get up and go for a walk outside to relieve my concentration, it hurts~~).

A little lower is nothing more than cutting the intestines, but in fact, many iron-blooded tough guys in the war, even if the intestines are punched out, they can go into battle and continue to kill the enemy!

Hua Ye randomly chose option B: No.

Followed by the last question.