My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

As if the sound of a little hamster gnawing melon seeds sounded, Gabriel looked up, her cheeks puffed up: "What did you say?"

Tapless: "..."

After feeding this useless angel to eat two chocolate bars, Hua Ye said, "Stand out your feet, I'll pinch them for you."

Gabriel glanced at Hua Ye, then at Taplis, and silently stretched out her foot.

There is no way, people who have not exercised for a long time, if they exercise occasionally, their heels will hurt very much. Since massage can relieve the pain, of course this useless angel will not hold on.

As for things like face and integrity... Ever since I set foot on the road of cultivating immortals, I have lost all these two things!

The phone rang suddenly.

"Hey, did you change the ringtone of your phone?" Gabriel looked up.

Hua Ye shook his head: "It's not my phone."

"what is that……"

"Senior Gabriel." Taplis pointed to the black landline phone on the bedside table, "This one is ringing."

This is an ordinary landline, which requires a telephone line to make calls. Because it is inconvenient to carry and bulky, it is becoming rare in China, but it is very common in Japan, basically every household can see it.

Gabriel tapped the mouse to restore the blood of a teammate with residual blood. Seeing that Taplis was very interested in the landline, he said casually, "You can take it."

"Oh."

Tapless picked up the microphone and held it to his ear.

"Hello." A nice female voice came from the microphone and asked in English, "Do you need any service?"

"Hey, what service?" Taplis asked curiously. English is a headache for many people, and writing is easy to speak. Japanese oral English can only be described as a mess.

But Tapless was a genius.

Although he is a little dumb, his learning ability is at the MAX level. He thinks that every time he comes to the world, he has to help Gabriel with homework. His English level has improved by leaps and bounds, and he has no problem communicating with others.

"..."

The person on the other end of the landline didn't seem to expect that it was a girl who answered the phone. He was silent for two seconds, and then said in a professional spirit: "All kinds of services are available. I guarantee you a wonderful night."

"I had a lot of fun today." Tapless sat on the edge of the bed, raised his hand and scratched his hair, "It's just that the senior always wants to go to heaven through the back door..."

Going through your sister's back door, that's Jia Ailu fooling you, okay?If you want to go to heaven, you can go there in minutes!

The woman on the other end of the phone was shocked: "Your hobbies... are somewhat unique."

"Oh, no." Taplis blinked, then turned to look at Hua Ye, "I don't think it's good to go through the back door, it will make you feel uncomfortable."

Hua Ye did not participate in the discussion, and silently pinched Gabriel's foot.

This useless angel has a turnip head with flat chest and short legs, and its jade feet are naturally very small. It is a small one in the hand, and the skin is warm and delicate, and it feels excellent. At this moment, the five toes are curled together, as white and tender as cardamom. The toes are extra cute.

"Well--"

The tingling sensation from his heels made Gabriel hum softly, and the useless angel finally raised his eyes from the computer screen.

"Be gentle, it hurts."

Hua Ye said: "If you don't pinch it, it will hurt."

"It hurts more when you pinch it."

"It's called long-term pain is worse than short-term pain."

"..."

Gabriel left the keyboard with both hands, turned her head to look at Taplis, and suddenly heard the idiot school girl nodding solemnly and said: "I see, I will try to buy lubricating oil later."

"Huh?" The useless angel was a little confused, "lubricating oil? What?"

How come you talk about lubricating oil when you play a game by yourself?The chain of the bicycle needs to be moisturized with lubricating oil frequently. The problem is that Taplis does not have a bicycle to ride!

"Thank you for imparting so much experience to me." Taplis thanked cheerfully, then hung up the phone, "I'm going to buy lubricating oil."

"Taplis." Gabriel turned her head to look, "What lubricant are you talking about?"

"It's a way to make the senior reform and stop being uncomfortable." Taplis stood up, his voice was like a lark, chirping, "Senior, let's go shopping?"

Hua Ye said expressionlessly, "No."

"How can this be?" Taplis puffed up his cheeks, "It's obviously for the sake of seniors."

Think about your sister, don't listen to other people's fooling around, just buy weird things!

"Wait." Gabriel still hadn't figured it out, and turned to look at Hua Ye, "What are you talking about?"

Hua Ye said: "When you were playing the game, someone called and asked Taplis if he needed special services."

"Special service..."

Gabriel read a sentence, and a bad premonition welled up in her heart, could it be the kind of night service call to comfort single men?

Hua Ye said, "It's the kind of service you want."

"Snapped."

The useless angel tapped the keyboard, squinting and said, "Why didn't you let Taplis hang up the phone?"