My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

Miss Miko made tea, asked the two little maids to stop cleaning, and sat next to Hua Ye to watch TV together.

Hyuga rolled his eyes: "The whole family is neat?"

Miss Miko glanced at her, but said nothing.

"Wow, quicksand!"

"Quicksand is scary!"

The two little maids held their faces in their hands and exclaimed.

On TV, the heroine accidentally stepped into a quicksand pit because of running around, and was slowly swallowed by the quicksand, while the hero reached out to save her. It was obviously a dangerous scene, but it clearly smelled like dog food.

Liuhua put her hand on the blindfold: "This is the result of the earth being eroded by the power of darkness."

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't need to be rescued," said Pou Loli. "Humans will not sink completely into quicksand. Because quicksand is a mixture of sand, mud and salt water, its density is higher than that of the human body, and human beings will only sink halfway. , it will not sink.”

Hua Ye said, "It's fake."

"Hey, how could it be fake?" Hinata was shocked, "I remember the teacher said it in class, and it seems to have been published in "Science" magazine... Brother Xiaoye must have remembered it wrong, right? "

Hua Ye said calmly: "This conclusion was drawn in the laboratory. Later, when we investigated quicksand on the spot, some people were swallowed by quicksand. Facts speak louder than words."

"Ni, there is such a thing..." Hinata blinked, "Then what should I do if I fall into the quicksand?"

Hua Ye said concisely: "Call for help."

"We are very light, not afraid of quicksand meowing." The little cat girl rested her chin on the salted fish pillow, her eyes bent into crescent moons, and rubbed back and forth.

"Some things cannot be explained by science." Miss Miko said softly. For example, onmyojis, ghosts, and shikigami are not things that can be explained by ordinary science. "Existence is reasonable, don't think so much."

"Got it, sister."

In fact, Hinata has no intention of getting to the bottom of it at all, and it is normal not to ask for a deep understanding.

"Buzzing."

The phone vibrated.

Hua Ye took out his mobile phone and looked, it was a message from Lafite.

"Hi, I just got home, is your boyfriend home yet? (*^▽^*)"

Hua Ye said, "Here we are."

"After playing all night, I'm so tired." Although the black-bellied girl is not here, her trouble-making heart has not been extinguished. "Now I am going to take a bath, do you want to take a photo for your boyfriend?"

Don't play with your phone in the shower!

Don't play with your phone in the shower!

Don't play with your phone in the shower!

Say the important thing three times.

The electronic components in the mobile phone are quite delicate, and it is very likely that they will be broken if they enter the water.

Hua Ye said with disgust, "I don't want to watch it."

It's just a photo of taking a bath. What's so good about it? When I soaked in the hot springs in the hot spring villa, I've already seen it all!

Tax evader Lafite obviously expected Hua Ye's reaction, and sent a photo that he clicked to view one second before Hua Ye replied.

Hua Ye's fingers paused slightly, then moved to the photo, and clicked to view it.

It's not that I expect any benefits in the photo, but because of my obsessive-compulsive disorder, I can't help but click on it when I see a reminder message.

The black-bellied girl in the photo is already sitting in the bathtub, her silver hair is bundled up and wrapped in a towel. There is a bubble bath in the bathtub, and the surface is covered with a layer of white foam. She has a slender and graceful neck like a swan. As well as the delicate and lovely collarbone, all are clearly visible, and the red marriage rope tied around the wrist is particularly conspicuous.

"Hmm, I knew Mr. Facial Paralyzed couldn't help but say. (〃'▽'〃)"

Lafite sent a little smug expression pinching his waist with both hands.

Hua Ye replied silently: "You will be slapped like this."

"Then boyfriend, come along the network cable and bully me. o(≧mouth≦)o"

You are obviously using a mobile phone, where did you get the network cable from!You speak nicely, but when the time comes, you will be begging for mercy and acting coquettishly again. In terms of the speed of begging for mercy, you are the number one!

"The photo just now was not good, take another one." Lafite quickly sent another photo.

Hua Ye opened it casually, and what caught his eyes were... two big white steamed buns?

"Brother Xiaoye, who are you chatting with? Why don't you watch TV..." Hyuga tilted his head and leaned over, then his little face flushed instantly, and he hurriedly looked away, "Ahhh, Brother Xiaoye is a big /satyr!"

"Ok?"

Miss Miko turned her head to look.

The dirty loli blushed, "Brother Xiao Ye is looking at super H things, more H than my book!"

"Things from H?" The cat girl's ears trembled, her eyes lit up, "We want to see it too."

Calculated by human age, Ling Na is actually a legal cat girl. Although she is an eleven or twelve-year-old loli, she has always been petite and exquisite, and she will not grow up much in the future.

"Can't see." Hyuga shook his head, puffed his cheeks and said, "The eyes will be broken!"

"Look again." Hua Ye squinted his eyes, handed the phone to Hinata, and spoke after seeing clearly, don't be surprised.