My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

"Oh, what did classmate Hua Ye say just now?" Lafite listened intently, "I didn't hear clearly."

As he spoke, Lafite slipped into the bedroom, opened the closet, took out a white shirt, and whispered, "Well, it smells like classmate Hua Ye..."

Where is the smell? It was just washed yesterday, at most it is the smell of washing powder!

The sound of "哗啦啦" water soon sounded.

Behind the frosted glass door, two figures, one tall and one short, could be vaguely seen.

No way, the bathroom is not big enough to allow everyone to take a shower together like a loli bath, so instead of going to the bathroom, Liuhua and Satania sat on the sofa and watched TV, planning to take a shower later.

"The TV series is so boring." Satania muttered, then turned to look at Hua Ye, "Aide, do you want to watch the shopping channel?"

Shopping channel?

It's the shopping channel in the devil world where you buy the messy props.

"Then take a look."

Seeing Hua Ye nodding, Satania quickly took out a black antenna, walked over to connect it to the top of the TV, and then the screen shook, and two people in suits, sunglasses, and horns appeared on the screen. The next demon.

"Welcome to Devil World Shopping TV..."

Chapter 1091 The tragedy in the bathroom

Two demons, a man and a woman, are sitting behind the host stage. They look like those poor social animals that are common in subway stations. They look like walking corpses. , no emotional ups and downs at all.

It seems that whether it is the world or hell, there are poor social animals.

The male devil was weak: "The first product we recommend today is the latest mobile milk source developed by Minotaur."

The female demon took over the topic with a blank expression: "Minotau is a well-known dairy company in the devil world, and is currently actively seeking a way to go public. Minotaur Dairy, high-quality milk, safe milk."

Wait, aren't the Minotaur a guessing race?

Although it's true that they look like cows, they don't produce milk, okay!Because the Minotaurs are all male, when they mate, they catch other species for reproduction, let a group of bulls set up a dairy company, hell eat jujube pills!

Then there was a "bang" sound on the host stage, and a cow appeared. It was a very common black and white cow, but it was only the size of a pineapple. This miniature cow could stand on two hind legs. Running around on the stage, full of energy.

The male demon said: "This is the latest low-level demon bred by the Minotaur Company. It can produce sweet, steaming fresh milk. It is very easy to use."

The female devil grabbed the pocket cow that was running around, and squeezed it with her hands, and a milky white liquid gushed out from the belly of the pocket cow.

But this pocket cow was obviously not very obedient, 'Moomoo' screamed and twisted, so the milky white milk sprayed the male devil's face directly.

The scene was so bad that Hua Ye didn't even have the desire to complain.

The male demon took out a handkerchief to wipe his face, but there was still no emotional change on his face: "This little devil can produce milk twice a day, [-]ml each time, fresh milk source, quality assurance, can replenish your vitality throughout the day. "

The female devil continued: "It also has the effect of strengthening the body, whitening and enlarging the breasts."

Male devil: "You deserve a green and pollution-free portable milk source."

Female Devil: "It doesn't take too much time to take care of it. You can drink your own milk when you're hungry, and you can still survive for half a month without feeding."

"..."

Hua Ye almost crushed the cup in his hand.

What happened to drinking your own milk?

This is the so-called self-feeding!

After all, Ruziniu eats grass, and what it squeezes out is blood. Fortunately, it recirculates itself! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Male devil: "As long as [-], move the milk source and bring it home."

Female Devil: "Please call the number below the screen to order, the quantity is limited, first-come-first-served."

"Wow." Liuhua held her face in both hands and said with wide eyes, "The special effects look amazing."

Feelings, do you think you are watching a blockbuster movie with special effects? The real devil TV station is in front of you, but you don’t believe it.

Satania put her hands on her knees, straightened her waist, and said with piercing eyes, "I don't like milk, so I don't buy this little cow."

While speaking, he quickly entered the recommendation link for the second product.

"Alienated contact lenses."

Holding two pieces of colored contact lenses in his hand, the male demon said in a weak voice, "This is a special product specially made for the Medusa family."

The female demon said: "After wearing this kind of colored contact lenses, Medusa can block the triggering of the talent passive 'curse of petrification', so that she can use the frontal position to communicate with others."

Hey, is there something weird mixed in?

Male devil: "Just 188, and I will give you back a pair of shining and charming eyes."

Female Devil: "If there is an accident, I will not be responsible."

So the last sentence is basically throwing the pot away!Many shopping malls often use "the final interpretation right of this event belongs to our store" to fool consumers. However, the law clearly stipulates that the interpretation right does not belong to our store.

Hua Ye thought that no one would buy such a terrible thing, but the old-fashioned phone on the screen rang, and the male devil answered the phone: "Excuse me...you need to order the color contact lenses you recommended just now..."

Facts have proved that women are irrational and impulsive consumers, whether on earth or in hell.

The response to the pocket cow just now was mediocre, and the phone didn’t ring. Now that I recommend color contact lenses, the phone keeps ringing instantly, and there is a tendency to be blown up.

The corner of the clothes was gently pulled down.