My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

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Chapter 876 The correct way to catch mosquitoes

"Choose me or Liuhua?"

"That's right." Liuhua frowned, and asked in the same way, "Satay or me?"

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A row of black lines fell over Hua Ye's head.

What the hell?

Didn't you ask if fish have ears?

This is a common sense question, right? Why did it suddenly become a life-threatening multiple-choice question!

"Don't choose either of you." Hua Ye took out his mobile phone expressionlessly, and searched for evidence that fish has ears. "In the future, read more, argue less, and turn to Wei Nai when in doubt."

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"what!"

A scream suddenly sounded.

Hua Ye turned his head and saw Alice, who was walking with her dog in the nearby bamboo forest, ran back with a pale face.

"Alice, are you okay?" Raphael asked with concern.

"I, I'm fine..." Alice shook her head, her twin ponytails dangling behind her back.

"It's fine." Wei Nai breathed a sigh of relief, "Could it be that he encountered a snake like the monitor in the afternoon?"

Hearing Wei Nai's mention of the "Snake Shadow" incident in the afternoon, Machiko blushed pretty, and couldn't help but look at Hua Ye. When she met Hua Ye's eyes, she quickly lowered her head like a frightened little rabbit.

"It's not a snake, it's a mouse..." The girl with two ponytails turned pale, swallowed, and said pitifully, "Just now I was leading Xiaoqiu to drink water, when suddenly a big chubby mouse ran out from under a bamboo tree ,very scary……"

Hua Ye thought for a while and said, "The one you met should be a bamboo rat."

Satania held her chest with one hand and her chin with the other: "I heard that bamboo rats are edible, and they taste extraordinarily delicious...how about we catch them and make them into barbecue bamboo rats?"

"Don't, don't say it!" Alice hurriedly raised her hand to cover her mouth, and made a retching movement, "Don't make a mouse into a barbecue! It feels disgusting to think about it!"

"It's a bamboo rat, not a mouse." Satania corrected.

"They all look about the same!"

A drop of cold sweat fell from Wei Nai's head, and she held Kang Na's hand silently, afraid that this curious blue-eyed young dragon would accidentally run off to catch bamboo rats, and changed the subject: "Speaking of which, I saw a A text about 'Lemmings committing suicide by jumping into the sea'... but I always feel that something is wrong."

Hua Ye complained expressionlessly: "Because lemmings can swim, they can't commit suicide by jumping into the sea."

The documentary "Lemming Suicide" is a scam from beginning to end. As a result, it not only won an Oscar, but was also selected as a primary school text... It can be seen that many times, even if the truth of the matter is right in front of our eyes, people will choose to turn a blind eye.

"Eh?" Wei Nai's eyes widened, a little unbelievable, "The articles in elementary school textbooks are also false?"

In primary school textbooks, besides the mystery of the lemming's suicide, there is also the flying of the gazelle, Washington's ax of falling cherry trees, Edison's rescue of his mother, Leonardo da Vinci's painting of a thousand eggs... However, these articles with profound meanings are all It's fake!

Every day, you can see all kinds of news about anti-counterfeiting of food and drugs. This kind of article that is completely divorced from the facts and relies entirely on nonsense should also belong to the category of anti-counterfeiting!

Satania's proposal of relying on bamboo rats was rejected by all votes. The idiot was disappointed and went to the lake to catch fish.

"Wang Wang."

Xiaoqiu circled around Alice twice, looking a little impatient.

Alice quickly realized that this meant that Xiao Qiu was going to have a baby, but now it was getting dark and the twilight was heavy, and she was startled by the bamboo rat just now, she didn't dare to go to the forest by herself, so she had to look at Hua Ye turned his head and hummed, "Hey, if you're okay...would you like to go with me to the bamboo forest over there?"

Hua Ye looked disgusted: "I won't go."

"You—" Alice puffed up her cheeks: "I helped you so much at noon, and you still haven't returned my favor!"

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The evening wind blows, and the bamboo leaves dance.

There is a gurgling brook in the bamboo forest, the water is crystal clear, and the pebbles are clearly visible. Unfortunately, the red sun is setting in the west, and the moon is still in the east. According to, the beautiful scenery of Qingquan Shishang Liu'.

"Ah meow!"

Alice suddenly groaned in pain.

"What?" Hua Ye turned his head to look.

"There are mosquitoes." The short bean scratched the back of his hand and pouted, "A mosquito bit me just now, it hurts so much."

"Yeah." Hua Ye replied, and then didn't continue.

Alice waited for a while, couldn't help puffing up her cheeks, and said angrily, "Hey, why did you stop talking after humming?"

"What did you say?" Hua Ye was puzzled, "I've already bitten you, so you can't bite back, can you?"

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Alice clenched her silver teeth angrily, glared at Hua Ye, put her hands on her chest, and turned her head to the side angrily.

But not long after, another "ah meow" sounded, and Alice's face was already puffed up: "Damn it, another mosquito bit me!"

"Snapped!"