My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

Thor didn't mind, and said generously: "Because this is the agreement when I met Mr. Xiaolin by fate!"

"A fateful...meeting?"

"That's right! Thor was triumphant, "It is because of Mr. Kobayashi that I understand the meaning of my life..."

Don't make such bad remarks indiscriminately!Others don't look right at you!

"It is my greatest wish in this life to be able to sleep with Master Xiaolin in my arms and watch her eat the food I made!"

Your wish is too simple, the other dragons will cry when they hear it!

"So if it's Lord Xiaoye, it's really okay." Thor giggled, and his chest trembled again, "Because the relatives of Lord Xiaolin can of course enjoy special services!"

Soul light!I don't need your facial cleanser!That kind of thing will only suffocate people to death!

And if you don't understand, just learn it for me, don't pretend to understand and use words indiscriminately!

"Special service" is a terrible word to use in this sentence!

"I didn't quite understand what a maid should do every day, and then one day after Mr. Kobayashi went to work, I went online to learn about maids, and accidentally entered a strange website. I saw a lot of people discussing 'maid's self Cultivation'ah." Thor blinked and pursed his lips slightly.

There is such a website?

Could it be a forum set up by an otaku?

"The first one is that the meaning of a maid's existence is to satisfy the master's needs anytime and anywhere, whether it's a bathroom, a balcony, or a tram..."

Nima!

What kind of bad website is this!It's just some evil Lifan forum!

Bathrooms and balconies are fine, but what the hell is a tram!

That kind of thing doesn't exist in the real world at all!

"In comparison, it's not a big deal if you just let Master Xiaoye bury it, because there are still people who propose to use the chest/butt..."

"puff--"

He vomited blood!

So you foolishly accepted their baptism of dirty jokes!

Besides facial cleanser, what else do you want to do with your breasts/parts!

"They told me that you can take off your clothes and put the dishes on your chest, so the master will definitely like it..."

Go to your uncle!

This is the legendary "female body flourish"!Must be!

When Hua Ye was watching the news not long ago, he also saw a news report saying that an old man had a heart attack due to excessive excitement while attending a banquet, and died suddenly.

Old man, if you have a bad heart, don't act dead!

Have you never seen a woman in your life?

To put it simply, this thing is to replace the dinner plate with a clean girl, and place the food on the girl's body in a beautiful way, thus bringing visual and psychological enjoyment.

Beautiful your grandma's legs!

For people with cleanliness, no matter how clean the other party is, they still feel dirty!You actually put the food on the human body, what if the person who treats you to dinner is a boss with a cleanliness disorder!

What's even more frightening is that this way of eating has a history of more than 1000 years in Japan, because ancient Japanese high-level officials believed that if you put delicious food on a healthy young woman's body, the body will be stronger... It's simply nonsense. If you want to be strong, you can only rely on more exercise. Those guys who don't move all day and only know how to eat and eat women, can only become stronger!It's true that it's getting more and more false every day!

And fortunately, the food here in Japan is mostly cold food like sushi. Otherwise, it would be sour and refreshing if you put the braised pork in a pot just after a pot is stewed, and the juice is dripping and overflowing!

"I think they are very knowledgeable, and they know a lot...and they call themselves 'veteran drivers'." Thor asked with some doubts, "Strange, Mr. Xiaolin told me that the driver is a driver, but they It doesn't seem like..."

Ah, and in a sense, they are also drivers.

It's just the kind of driver who works without a license, starts the car full-time, and takes comforting the confused soul as his duty.

"So I asked them a lot of questions, and they answered them patiently for me..."

Ask Kobayashi and don't ask them!No wonder your common sense is so wrong!

"But their answers became more and more strange. Some even asked me to go out to see the goldfish, and teach me how to be a good maid..."

Nima!

Looking at your uncle's goldfish, it's simply malicious and malicious!

You are so stupid, you can't believe it!

"Although human beings are very strange, I think they seem to have malicious intentions, so they didn't agree..."

Nonsense, not only do they have malicious intentions, they clearly want to be dragon knights!

After listening to Thor's "On the Self-cultivation of a Maid" full of slots, everyone except Kang Na was shocked.

"Tsk, as expected, all men are obscene and disgusting creatures like the scumbag." Rafael said quite bad things as usual.

Hey, don't kill everyone with a stick!

And what's wrong with men being obscene!

From ancient times to the present, appetite and the desire to reproduce have always been the biggest driving force for human progress!