I, Moonlight Inaba, Want Friends

As for the guy who has never met, who is suspected to be their [hero], Ram wants to treat that guy well when they meet.

"Eh? Is that so? Sister, recently, you secretly took materials to make a pillow with the pattern of Lord Moon Ye, can't you tell others?"

Rem nodded thoughtfully, and just when Ram thought that Rem had remembered his lesson well, his voice changed, which made Ram almost lose his grip on the props in his hand.

"You! Why do you know about this! I always clean the sanitation of my room, why do you know about this?"

Ram looked at Rem in shock, obviously she has forbidden Rem to clean her room, in order to prevent others from seeing the things about Inaba Tsukiyo in her room, she has been very careful!

"Hehe~ Although you didn't allow Rem to clean the room, sister, you didn't prohibit Rem from delivering clothes. When my sister was cooking lunch for Lord Artoria, Rem 'accidentally' looked at Something in my sister's room. You are right, sister, as long as some things don't get discovered, you can do whatever you want."

Rem looked at Ram with a smile all over her face. The reason why she discovered the secret of Ram's room was completely accidental.

At that time, Ram was so busy cooking for Artoria that he almost flew up. In order to improve Artoria's eating speed, he even used ghosting.

Ram was cooking, and Rem was dealing with other matters in the mansion. These were all handled by Rem before, so Rem solved these things perfectly with ease.

Then when she took Ram's clothes to her room, she saw a shocking scene.

On the wall, on the bed, and other places, the shadow of Inaba Tsukiyo could be seen almost everywhere, and there were things related to Inaba Tsukiyo everywhere, and Rem was so frightened that her clothes fell on the floor without knowing it.

Realizing that she saw something she shouldn't have seen, in order to avoid being silenced by Ram, Rem hid this matter in her heart and only revealed this secret today.

Ram looked carefully at Emilia's side, and was relieved to find that they were all eating and didn't pay attention to them.

"Rem, this matter must not be told to others. If Master Yue Ye knows about this matter, I will be very embarrassed."

Although Inaba Tsukino would not blame her for this incident, what kind of attitude would she stand in front of Inaba Tsukino after that?She would be ashamed and want to die.

Rem nodded with a smile. Of course she would not tell Inaba Tsukiya about this matter. The reason why she would tell this matter was just to gain the upper hand in the argument with Ram.

Now that the goal has been achieved, then she...

"Is there anything you can't let me know? Rem."

"!!!"

The sudden voice from behind made Rem's delicate body tremble, not only Rem, but even Ram turned around suddenly, seeing Inaba Tsukiyo who suddenly appeared behind him.

"Yue...Master Yue Ye. Weren't you there just now?"

"Because I heard you seem to be talking about me, I couldn't help but come over and take a look. And what have you been doing since just now? It smells very good."

Inaba Tsukiyo sniffled, and there was a nice smell behind Ram and Rem, it should be the smell of barbecue.

Ram and Rem glanced at each other, then stepped back a few steps in tacit understanding, exposing the contents of the fire.

At this time, the fire was transformed into a barbecue grill under the modification of the branches, and a clean stone was placed on top of the barbecue grill, and a few cleaned meats were placed on the stone. fragrance.

"Oh~ It's really you who can make such delicious barbecue without special seasoning."

Smelling the aroma of barbecue, she touched her belly. The battle just now had exhausted her a bit, and she wanted to eat something to replenish.

"Huh? Are these meats a little too small? Why do I feel that these meats look familiar?"

The size of the meat is no more than a palm. Judging from the only remaining appearance, it should be an animal such as a rabbit. Could it be that...

"Ram, Rem...could you..."

Turning around and looking at the battlefield just now, although she had dealt with Duo Tu, Duo Tu's body was still there.

Originally, in order to prevent these corpses from suddenly changing the surrounding environment, they planned to burn all these corpses. Could it be that Ram and Rem gave them all...

"Yes, Master Yue Ye. These are the meat of the rabbits. Since just now, Master Artoria and the others have eaten there."

He pointed to Arturia and the others not far away, where they made a similar grill by themselves and grilled meat by themselves.

"You... how could you do such a cruel thing!"

"Bunny is so cute! How can you eat them!"

Originally, after she killed Duotu, she felt very uncomfortable!Now these guys actually ate the rabbits they killed!Is there any humanity left!

"Master Yueye, please don't forget those creatures that were devoured by many rabbits. Although they look cute, they are existences that can be called natural disasters. Please don't treat them as harmless animals."

"Rem is right, and the meat of animals is used to eat. Even half-orcs will eat beef or mutton. Don't tell me, Mr. Yue Ye, when you see half-orcs eating meat, you blame them Cruel?"

"Of course I didn't mean that, it's just...just..."

It's just that I can't accept it in my heart!Obviously such a cute little animal, why did it end up like this!

Sure enough, all of this is the fault of the gluttonous witch who created them!When clearly creating the white whale, make the white whale look like that.

Why do you want to make Duo Rabbit so cute?Isn't this simply wanting to disgust others!

If he could meet this gluttonous witch, Inaba Tsukiyo would definitely say a word to her.

【Come out and get beaten!Gluttony Witch! 】

"Master Yueye, you don't need to feel uncomfortable. Just like the white whale, it's a good thing that you solved the problem of rabbits. You must know that in the past few hundred years, many people have lost their lives because of the rabbits."

Ram gently hugged Inaba Tsukiyo in her arms, just like she did when comforting Rem, gently stroking her beautiful hair, and said.

"My sister is right. If you just like cute animals, there is no need for you, Mr. Yue Ye, to feel uncomfortable because of having more rabbits. Little cats or puppies are cuter than more rabbits, and Mr. Yue Ye, don't you already have a pet? ?”

Rem hugged Inaba Tsukiya behind her back, and at the end of her speech, she couldn't help but look at Muneshin Mikazuki, Heavenly Father, and Orpheus who were sitting with the others.

From Rem's point of view, these three are like Inaba Tsukiyo's pets, especially Orpheus, a cute creature, who is completely treated as a pet or a daughter.

Even though there are already so many lovely girls at home, it doesn’t matter if there are no pets. After all, pets are not as fun as lolita (laughs).

"Ram, Rem. Thank you."

Feeling the comfort from Ram and Rem, Inaba Tsukiya felt much better.

"Since Master Yueye's mood has improved a lot, let's start eating. If you rush back now, there will be no time to eat."

"Well, so it's fine to eat here. We have already prepared for Master Yue Ye, so we can eat here."

Saying that, Ram and Rem pushed Inaba Tsukiya to the stone slab just now.

At this time, the meat was almost roasted, and Rem's flame could adjust the grilling temperature, while Ram was in charge of cooking.

"Wait... wait a minute! These meats are prepared for me, not for others?"

"Yeah, originally we were worried about whether you would be depressed for a whole day, Mr. Yue Ye. I didn't expect you to recover so quickly, so that the meat would not be cold."

"That's not the problem! Although I don't propose to solve the problem of many rabbits, but if you let me eat the meat myself, isn't the problem serious! You are devils!"

To let her eat the meat of many rabbits, these people are devils!And they don't know that they have the ability of imaginary space, so they can return to the mansion in an instant!

on purpose!Definitely on purpose these two guys!Even if she becomes her Herrscher, her black-bellied nature has not changed!

"Even if I, Inaba Tsukiyo, jump off the cliff! Starve to death! I will never touch this meat!"

Don't mention Wang Jingze's law to her!You guys who like to say 'really fragrant' sooner or later take a pill!She would never do such a shameful move!

Seeing Inaba Tsukiyo's attitude so resolute, Rem looked at Ram with some embarrassment.

Ram wasn't nervous, and the corner of her mouth curled up. She knew how to solve this situation.

After a few minutes, unable to resist the pleading eyes of Ram and Rem, Inaba Tsukiya could only bear back the pain in his heart, and put the meat in the end.

"...It smells so good."

Chapter 483: Shakespeare

"MASTER! MASTER! Something happened! Something happened!"

Andersen's voice reached Inaba Tsukiyo's ears through the command spell, and from his urgent tone, it could be heard that something urgent happened to Andersen.

"What's the matter? Did you meet someone from the Witch Cult? Or was it robbed by someone while moving?"

If it was just an ordinary attack, Inaba Tsukiyo didn't worry about their safety. Although the two belonged to heroic spirits without much fighting power, they were not something ordinary people could deal with.

Generally, only when encountering the Sin Priest of the Witch Cult would their lives be in danger.

"No, MASTER. It's that guy from Shakespeare...that guy caused a lot of trouble when I was staying in the hotel to write a manuscript."

"Huh? Shakespeare? What's wrong with that guy? Didn't I already tell you to keep this guy out of trouble? What did he do?"

Although Shakespeare is a very good writer, he was a member of a certain organization in Chaldea - the Chaldean Troubleshooting Group.

There are four heavenly kings in the Chaldean troublemaker group, they are Caesar, Shakespeare, Amakusa Shiro, Bean Dad (Hornheim) and Professor (Moriarty).

Caesar's skills (incitement: EX) are born for making troubles. He will make troubles like crazy when Chaldea is doing activities, such as borrowing money during the Shining Festival, which almost makes Nero Festival unable to start.

Even dressed as Santa Claus during the Christmas event, if it is the legendary handsome appearance that can fascinate the queen of Egypt and the elves of the world, it is okay, but the plump body... forget it.

Amakusa Shiro's range of activities is within the scope of the Holy Grail. As long as the Holy Grail exists, he will make troubles crazily. Even people on his side will choose to turn against their master for the Holy Grail.

Bean Dad (Hohenheim) is for his own research, and he can do it at any time. Basically, Chaldean servants go crazy or have diarrhea, and objects suddenly come to life. This guy is the culprit.

Professor (Moriarty), when this guy first met, in order to win the duel with Holmes, he almost destroyed the whole world (the meteorite hit the earth).

Later, in the event related to the Fore model (experience book), this guy put BUG data into the Chaldean system, which almost had a major impact.

During the swimsuit event, I wanted to reform Babbage to do things, but I was completely obsessed with the swimsuit Kenniang (daughter), so I didn't make too much trouble.

Neroji is indulging in his daughter while instigating Sister Bu (Brünhilde) to run away.

In Halloween, I taught NEET Ji (Xingbu Ji) how to make Gundam, and I don't know where this guy got these memories.

The most important thing is Shakespeare, this guy is not only the number one Joan of Arc in Chaldea, but also a famous chatterbox who is not too serious to watch the excitement. But Caesar Dan is also top-notch, although during the Valentine's Day event, he would instigate Joan of Arc to make chocolates, which is not bad.

Shakespeare does not have a high force value, but this does not prevent him from doing things crazily.

When Inaba Tsukiyo asked him to leave, in addition to verbal threats, he even used a Command Spell to force this guy to obey his orders, so that he would not spread rumors that would damage Emilia's reputation.

One of the reasons for letting Andersen go out with Shakespeare this time is to prevent Shakespeare from making trouble, and let him keep a good eye on this guy.

"I'm sorry, MASTER. Because that guy has been doing really well these days, I'm a little less vigilant towards him. As a result, he did those things when I was alone in the dormitory writing."

Andersen looked at Shakespeare who was being chased by a large group of people with a headache. He really couldn't understand what these guys who like to make trouble were thinking.

Isn't it good to be alive?Even if you have immortality, don't you worry about overturning your car one day?Don't forget that when you were in the Shinjuku singularity, you were arrested.

"Do you know what Shakespeare did? Is it making a lot of noise now?"

"Well, I asked other people just now. It turned out that this incident had nothing to do with Shakespeare. It was a couple quarreling because of an extramarital affair. Shakespeare saw the scene of their quarrel."

Andersen didn't have much say in things like relationships. He was not married during his lifetime, and many relationships slipped away from his hands because of his low self-esteem, let alone being a tsundere.

It is said that when he died of liver cancer at the age of 70 (rushing to draft?), he was still holding the handwritten letter from his first love, which he always carried with him and never left him.