I Just Want to Play a Good Card

"Good evening, audience!"

"pong! pong!" (Fireworks)

(BGM: Happy Chinese New Year)

A: "Welcome everyone to watch the special New Year's program of Saita Talks, everyone——Happy New Year!"

B: "Thank you for your support over the past year (although it doesn't seem to be a year yet)! In the new year, we wish the audience good health~"

A: "Happy family~"

B: "Work is going well~"

A: "Break Africa and enter Europe~"

B: "Learning progress~"

A: "The liver is firm~"

B: "All wishes come true~"

A: "I got my wife~!"

B: "Fu...you are crooked..."

(BGM converted to soft music)

Joan of Arc (smiling): Then, this time it is still up to me...

Mysterious Voice: No, not you.

Joan of Arc (laughs): Huh?

"Crack!"

(The spotlight hits the stage, revealing the real body of the host)

On the face is a mysterious figure with a small flag on the prefix of the word "Guo" (seems to be laughing wildly): The host today is not enlightenment and guidance - it's my Flag!

(Mysterious silence at the scene...)

"Guo Face Banner Man": Hey, why are you silent?

The mysterious figure with "sword" written on his face (helpless): Please, be normal when you appear on the stage, don't you know that the audience is very confused when we two come up suddenly?

"Guo Face Bannerman": Uh... ah haha, I forgot to explain the situation haha ​​(^_^)

"Sword" (stepping forward): All in all... (calmly snatching the microphone for enlightenment guidance) Because it's the Spring Festival, I made a special chapter~

"Flag Man" (smirk): In other words, you were fired, Enlightenment Sauce~

Joan of Arc (panic): Eh——!why is it like this???!

Bannerman (spread hands): Anyway, that’s the arrangement for today, goodbye~

"555..."

(Revelation made a conscientious expression, and went on crying)

Banner Man (clears throat): Ugh!In short, irrelevant personnel exit, let us officially start.As you can see, I am Mr.flag from next door!He is the author of "Borrowing Strength Heroes Never Pay Back".

Sword Character Shadow: And I... "Blood-stained Spirit Sword" is the author of this book.

Flag: Well, in short, as you can see, this is the so-called linkage link, a friendly transaction between authors that is a little more advanced than pushing books?

Sword Character Shadow: Although it is said to be a linkage, it is still easy to do three changes first.

Flag: Speaking of Youren, I remember that your protagonist in Spirit Sword is called Youren.

Spirit Sword: Why are you saying this all of a sudden? ⊙?⊙?

Flag: Actually, for the sake of linkage, I tied your protagonist off stage, please see!

The spotlight hit the auditorium, and a man wearing a red hat was being tied up on two chairs together with Seta.Both of them had two cloth balls stuffed in their mouths, which made them unable to speak at all, and could only whine.

Flag: Damn it!Why is the protagonist of my book also here? !

Spirit Sword: Because I did the same thing (you can change it to a cloth ball too)

Flag: You actually plotted against me... Forget it, it's more convenient as a result

Spirit Sword: Alright~ Now that all the staff are here, we can officially start...

Author's message:

Flag: No, it's over

Spirit Sword:? ? ?

Flag: Don't forget that your book is charged, immediately a thousand words, please

Spirit Sword: Is this also in your calculations! Flag!Forget it, in this case, we finally wish everyone:

Flag grabs the microphone: I wish everyone in the new year can have Lily's optimistic attitude, Xie Ge's wisdom and handsomeness, Cangdou's Xiaoqiang's life, and easy handling of things without surprise.

The curtain falls.

Cang Dou, You Ren: So why are we tied up?And the two protagonists didn't say a word about what kind of linkage this is!