The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Oh, I knew it was just a setting." Li Hui said regretfully: "I don't have to be afraid of earthquakes, I'm afraid I've got it long ago."

All the immortals sweat profusely: Damn mentally retarded!This is when the mouth is still talking crazy.

But Nuwa was not angry at all, and said with a smile: "In short, my observation is considered complete, so it's time for me to give you a clear answer to your marriage proposal."

When the immortals heard this, they immediately became curious: The empress actually gave such a formal answer?Wow!This has to be listened to carefully.

Nu Wa said seriously: "You bastard, you're a nice person, but... I don't want to marry this girl!"

"Huh!" The immortals heaved a long sigh of relief: It's fine not to marry.

"Hey? I already guessed that you won't get married!" Li Hui was not surprised at all, and laughed loudly: "Because writing a poem to propose marriage is too low, well, the proposal poem from 4000 years ago No, I'm going to do it again now, listen to me..."

"I wipe it, come back?" All the gods were stunned.

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PS: I recommend a novel "Have you seen my author Ji?" ", the brief introduction is as follows: An Zhicheng is a light novel author. Due to lack of writing experience, the first book quickly hit the street eunuch.

But he didn't expect that his eunuch's novel would lead to the gradual destruction of the world in the book, and in order to prevent the destruction of the world, the female characters in the book had no choice but to run out to the protagonist to remind them to change.

And in order to keep this lazy author updated, the female characters had no choice but to lure the author to update with various benefits, even at the expense of betraying their own chastity, until the end of the story that completely involved themselves...

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Li Hui suddenly put away his hippie smile, put on a very serious face, and said seriously: "Cook for me for a lifetime!"

"I'm dizzy!" All the gods sweated profusely, "You said writing a poem to propose marriage is very low, but isn't your proposal now low?"

"Is this very low?" Li Hui sweated profusely: "No, no, no, I learned this from the latest Japanese manga. This is a very trendy way of proposing marriage."

"Xin Chao, you are tall, what era is this comic from?"

Nuwa giggled, "I don't agree."

Li Hui sweated profusely, and said: "Okay, then I have to change it to another one, heh heh, listen up..."

He took a deep breath, pointed to a fish pond below and said, "I want the whole world to know that this fish pond is contracted by you."

"Pfft!" The gods spurted blood in a spiral, flying all over the sky.

Nuwa laughed and said, "Yo, the Japanese style didn't work just now, and now it's changed to the Korean style? Hee hee! This girl still doesn't want to marry."

"Hey, hey, hey!" Li Hui stopped talking now: "I said, girl, what are you trying to do? I went through the three major marriage proposal models: Chinese ancient poetry, Japanese simplicity, Korean pretense , you still refuse to agree, you are not kind."

Nu Wa said angrily: "Hey, whether you agree to someone else's marriage proposal or not depends on the way the other party proposes? The key is to depend on the person!"

"Oh, that makes sense." Li Hui tossed his handsome forehead hair: "This uncle is quick-witted, has a keen sense of smell, has extraordinary talent, and has a beastly hand. , to be able to be a minister, to be a voice to the world, what do you still have to be dissatisfied with?"

"Puchi!" Nuwa laughed softly: "Didn't you find out yourself? The only thing not mentioned in this comment on King Zhou is his appearance! Because, even the historians who write history books have to choose I completely ignored your appearance, I really can't boast."

Li Hui: "..."

The gods of the heavens: "..."

It turns out that Empress Nuwa is also a member of the Appearance Association!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Li Hui suddenly threw himself on the clouds, and the clouds rolled over: "You think I'm not handsome? This is unscientific! Isn't it all your fault? You are the Nuwa who created humans. Did you make it? You don’t think I’m handsome? I still want to argue with you! Why did you make him like this? Make it up again for me.”

Nuwa laughed and said: "Only the earliest generation of ape-men was created by me, and the later human beings reproduced by themselves. If you are not handsome, I am not responsible. It is your parents, and your parents' fathers." Mother's parents' parents..."

"Isn't it your responsibility to keep my parents until the earliest ape-man era?" Li Hui suddenly became excited: "Hurry up, use the moonlight box to travel to the longest time, the era when you created humans, help my parents Parents' parents' parents... recreate them and turn them into green and natural handsome men and beautiful women! Then my family's genetic base has changed, and I can become a super invincible handsome man, wow ha ha ha ha ! Anyway, if it is you, you must be able to do it, right.”

The immortals sweated profusely: "Hey, hey, don't let your mother go back to the wilderness to recreate humans for such a useless reason! No matter whether you are ugly or handsome, you should be grateful to your mother for creating a human being. Dare to complain?"

Nuwa laughed and said, "That's right, I don't want to go back and recreate human beings for you, how tiring it is."

Li Hui's complexion suddenly sank, and he put on a serious face: "Well, now that things have come to an end, I have no choice but to explain the truth to you. After you listen to my reasoning, you will definitely go back and make a new one."

"Oh? What's the point?" Nuwa wondered.

Li Hui said seriously: "I just want to ask, since you created humans, it has been about a million years, right? During such a long time, how many people have proposed to you?"

Nuwa was stunned for a moment...

The immortals sweated profusely: "Hey, who the hell is as shameless as you, dare to be rude to your empress?"

"Cut, is this called rude?" Li Hui said proudly: "I'm afraid you haven't heard a song, right? Lin Yilian's "Don't Care About Who I Am": It's sad for a woman if no one loves her, even if someone listens to me The song will shed tears, I still really look forward to being chased by someone, why should I care who I am..."

Li Hui laughed and said: "Sister Nuwa, think about it carefully, I have been the only man who has chased you for millions of years. If you miss my marriage, you don't know how many millions of years you will have to wait for it." Another person dares to chase you, tsk tsk, maybe no man will dare to chase you after another [-] million years... Is it really okay if you don't grasp this marriage?"

Nuwa is sweating profusely!

Li Hui spread his hands and said: "Look, I am good in other aspects, only my appearance does not meet your mate selection criteria, so why don't you just recreate my ancestors like that, and in this way, wouldn't it perfectly meet the standards? Is it? Then, you can marry me contentedly, and solve the major life-long problems that have not been solved for a million years, and you have made a lot of blood."

The immortals were sweating profusely, not knowing where to complain.

A few seconds later, Nuwa suddenly disappeared with a swipe of the ground. When everyone came back to their senses, they found that she had flashed to the monkey and snatched the Moonlight Treasure Box from the monkey. Then, a black light The curtain suddenly opened... Time seemed to be frozen, and the next moment, the light curtain disappeared, and everything returned to normal. For everyone, it may have been just a moment ago, but Empress Nuwa must have done something wrong in Honghuang. few things...

Everyone woke up suddenly from the frozen time, and then turned their heads to look at Li Hui in unison.

The man who appeared in front of him was no longer the man whose appearance could not be written in the history books just now. What everyone saw was a man who was so handsome that he broke through the sky, with a standard golden ratio, and his facial features were as exquisite as sculptures. It's not Li Hui anymore.

However, although his appearance has changed, everyone still knows that he is Li Hui.