The Former Wife Came to the Door

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Li Hui, Da Ji, and Jiang Hou, who had just disappeared without a trace after being blown into streamers, reappeared in the clouds, as if they had never disappeared at all.

She actually used three balls of mud to reshape three people, or in other words, reshaped two gods and a thousand-year-old monster!

This supernatural power...

All the gods were shocked, but they immediately understood who this was...

In the sky and in the world, there is only one person who has this power!

All creatures in the world were originally created by her.

The gods prostrated themselves on the clouds together: "See Empress Nuwa!"

"Well, you don't need to be so polite." Meng Jiangnu, no, it's Empress Nuwa who smiled gently: "After living in the modern society for a while, I feel that the red tape is quite troublesome, so it's better not to be too particular, be generous, It’s more fun to get along naturally.”

"Well! I knew it was you." Li Hui stretched his hands and feet, twisted his neck, and said with a smile, "It's amazing, this new body is the same as the previous one, as if I never died at all."

Both Jiang Hou and Da Ji were sweating profusely. After dying and being reborn, seeing Li Hui again, the sadness in the two women's hearts suddenly turned into ecstasy.

Empress Jiang didn't say a word of nonsense, she rushed forward and hugged Li Hui's waist: "Woo...you scared me to death by committing suicide just now! Don't do this again in the future. I don't want revenge, I don't want anything , as long as we can be together."

Daji also jumped up from the other side and hugged Li Hui: "It's all my fault, just punish me, don't punish yourself."

Nuwa spread her hands: "Two women with broken pictures, don't be so nervous, he's just playing tricks. He has already guessed that I am nearby and that I have the ability to revive him, so he played With such a hand, why are you two crying? Is it really good to be played around like this by a man?"

The two women sweated profusely: "Mother, you... actually... said that the pattern is broken?"

"Ah! I learned it not long ago." Nuwa laughed and said, "It's an interesting word."

All the gods are sweating profusely together!

"Okay, let's get to the point." Nuwa smiled at Li Hui, "How did you guess that Meng Jiangnu was changed by me?"

"Well, just guessing." Li Hui spread his hands: "I can't think of anyone other than you and Pangu who can make the earth tremble when he cries. But Pangu should be a man theoretically. Nuwa is left."

"This... such a playful way of judging?" Nuwa wondered: "If you guess wrong, I'm not Nuwa, I'm just a mountain god or something, and if you use the ability to move mountains to create a fake earthquake, don't you think it's true? dead?"

"Then die!" Li Hui suddenly hugged Empress Jiang tightly, and said seriously: "Anyway, I do owe her my life, and there is nothing wrong with paying her well. If I guess wrong , I will really go to Suanqiu to die as compensation for her."

Empress Jiang cried out, tears falling like rain.

"Well, well, I guessed it right anyway." Li Hui smiled and said, "It feels good to come back to life after dying once, at least my mind is clearer. Come and lurk by my side, what exactly are you going to do?"

The immortals couldn't help sweating profusely when they heard his tone of voice, thinking: Tianxixing, you are too courageous, how dare you speak to Empress Nuwa in such a tone?Damn retarded!

But the immortals thought about it carefully, huh?By the way, when this guy was King Zhou 4000 years ago, he was famous for being "disrespectful to the Nuwa Empress". Now there is no reason to suddenly persuade him. Anyway, he is such a person, he likes to die!Why don't you understand the truth that you don't die if you don't die?Let's see how Empress Nuwa will deal with you this time.

Nuwa smiled and said, "I have controlled the Odor Star with my magic, and I came to live with you under the pseudonym Meng Jiangnv, in fact, to observe you."

"Observe me?" Li Hui tilted his head: "You can know everything in the sky and the earth for 5000 years, so why come here to observe it yourself? Doesn't it mean that you have an extremely powerful telescope? But do you have to run in front of others and stare at others?"

Nuwa shook her head and smiled, "When you watch from the sidelines, you can finally only see the surface, not the heart. Only by participating in it personally can you know the true temperament of others. This truth... I only understood it 4000 years ago."

The immortals couldn't help being surprised when they heard what she said.

"It's a long story, let's start from 4000 years ago." Empress Nuwa pointed at Li Hui and said calmly, "One day 4000 years ago, you were rude to me..."

Li Hui immediately argued: "Well, it's not rude, didn't you just write a poem in the temple where you are enshrined, and touch your statue Oupai by the way? It's just a statue, not you. Even if you go to court to sue me, the judge will not find me guilty of molesting women. At most, I will say that I destroy antiques and cultural relics..."

All the immortals sweated profusely: die!You are going farther and farther on the first road to death, are you not afraid that the slap of the Nuwa Empress will make you lose your mind and soul, and you will not be able to live forever?

However, Nu Wa was not angry, she just said lightly: "Well, what you said made sense. I was very angry at the time, but after thinking about it, I was not very angry. After all, the statue is not equal to me. You Even if I put that stone in an eighteen-shape shape, what does it matter to me? It would be too small to be angry over such a trivial matter. Later, I thought about the poem carefully, um, live I don’t know how many years, but this is the first time someone wrote a poem to propose to me, after thinking about it, I’m still a little happy.”

Immortals: "..."

Monk Jigong didn't become a Buddha for a long time, so he didn't know much about these things. He asked curiously to the Sanxians on the left and right: "What poems did he write at that time?"

A Sanxian said in a low voice: "The tent of Feng Luan is very beautiful, full of exquisite makeup made of gold and gold. Ququyuan mountains are flying emerald colors, and dancing sleeves are shining in the clouds. Pear blossoms bring rain to compete for beauty, and peony cages make up beautiful makeup. But you have to be enchanting to move, and take back Changle to serve the king."

Jigong sweated: "What do you mean?"

"Cough! The main idea of ​​the poem is... the luxurious curtain embroidered with pictures of phoenixes and birds is extremely exquisite. The mud walls (that is, the ancient wall paint) of Nuwa Palace are mixed with gold powder and drawn into ingenious patterns. Nuwa's eyebrows It looks like a winding distant mountain, black and emerald green. The fluttering sleeves are like the neon clothes on the horizon. The pear blossoms with rain are not as charming as you, and the peony cage smoke is just like your charming makeup. If you are not a statue, but can move, I will definitely marry you back to Changle Palace."

Jigong sweated profusely: "This... this is really a marriage proposal!"

The Sanxians whispered: "Yes! What is the status of Empress Nuwa, if she dared to say such things to her, wouldn't that be a blasphemy to the Creator God? So... everyone was angry at that time. Unexpectedly, Empress actually It will be a little fun, my mother."

Jigong sweated profusely.

Nuwa continued: "Look, since I was born in the chaos, I don't know how many years, hundreds of millions, billions, tens of billions of years? I can't even remember...In that long Over the years, no one has ever proposed to me, and when I saw the proposal poem, I felt a little happy, what's wrong?"

The immortals sweated profusely: "Your Majesty is so reasonable, we are speechless!"

"I'm just curious. Who is this person who dares to propose to me? I want to know whether he is talented, whether he has a good character, whether he loves his wife or not." Nuwa spread her hands and said, "So I So I sent three men to him to help me understand his character. If he is a good man, I can consider marrying him, but if he is a bad guy, I will ignore him."

All the immortals suddenly realized: "The three monsters in Xuanyuan Tomb, the thousand-year-old fox spirit, the nine-headed pheasant spirit, and the jade pipa spirit! They actually went to King Zhou's side for this reason?"

Daji knelt down on the ground and said, "I came to Your Majesty by order of my Majesty. I was supposed to help Majesty understand His Majesty's character, but I didn't expect His Majesty to love me so much that I fell in love with His Majesty. So, in order to fight for favor in the harem, I did many wrong things at that time..."

"Yeah!" Nvwa interjected again: "Yes! I sent you to help me study the man, okay, but you snatched the man first. Moreover, I heard the evaluation about him from you and the world. , is also completely different, one said he was a good person, the other said he was a bad person, I counted the authenticity, it seems that all are true, and all are false, all the things that can be calculated are just one person Appearance, can't count other people's heart."

Having said that, everyone has already understood.

Li Hui shrugged his shoulders: "So you decided to go out yourself, lurk beside me, observe me closely, and see who I am."

"Exactly!" Nuwa laughed softly: "I control the widow star's mind and let him bring me to you as Meng Jiangnv, and make up my past life, so that I can take a closer look at who you are as a matter of course. Yes, but you are greedy and lustful, and you are kind and uneasy about women's frequent hands and feet. In order to protect myself, I set up the ability to make earthquakes when I cry, to protect myself."