The Former Wife Came to the Door
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The woman said: "Thinking about it carefully, it is better for you to be the Jade Emperor than to let the monkey be the Jade Emperor! Quickly, take off the dragon robe and give it to him! Don't meddle in the management, the more you manage the worse it will be, you should be a Pure shareholders are fine, we can make a fortune in a blink of an eye.”
The Jade Emperor cried loudly: "No! I don't want to part with this throne of power."
The woman was suddenly furious: "Quanquanquan, power has a feather. The chief of the Indian savage tribe has the power of life and death of the entire tribe? Isn't it so poor that you don't even have to wear pants! What do you useless man and chief have?" The difference? I’m so poor that I can’t even make all the jewelry on my old lady’s body. You just have the power to do something, so you don’t want to take it off, right? My old lady will help you take it off, anyway, it’s not like she didn’t take it off for you when she was serving you at night..." She did it herself, brushed and brushed, and stripped the Jade Emperor naked in two or three strokes, and then handed the dragon robe to the monkey.
The sky is full of gods, and we are at a loss together!
The monkey laughed!
"Damn it, I suddenly feel that the protagonist's position has been robbed." Li Hui tilted his head: "Obviously it was the rhythm of the heavens trying to kill me, but I was suddenly robbed by a monkey, so I didn't know whether to come out and complain, you guys Say, do I want to complain?"
The gods next to him sweated profusely: "You have already complained!"
The monkey put on the dragon robe with a smile, and then waved to the [-] heavenly soldiers and generals: "Go back, go back, what are you doing here in a daze? Go back, wait for my next instruction, and I will teach you later How to make money, do a good job in the finances of the Heavenly Court."
Jiang Ziya sweated profusely: "Great Sage... Cough... Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, we can't leave like this. The tyrant Shang Zhou is still standing there. If you don't seal him up..."
"What's the seal?" Monkey sneered, "You want to say that with him around, there will be another fight between explaining teaching and stopping teaching, right?"
"Yes!" Jiang Ziya sweated, "Our two departments are incompatible."
"Cut!" the monkey said nonchalantly: "Let me tell you, the product department and the marketing department are incompatible. The program department and the interface department are also incompatible. In this world, fire and water There are too many departments that cannot be tolerated, but...they still get along well in the end? They are all working hard for the prosperity and strength of a company, who the hell if they dare not work hard because of personal grievances, I am the boss ..."
The monkey squeezed his fist: "Just beat him!"
At this time, it is time for violence to play a role!Talk about the basic method of chicken feathers.On the land of Shenzhou, there are really not many gods who dare to confront the monkey. When everyone heard this, they shrank in unison.
Li Hui couldn't help laughing: "I just like Brother Monkey's attitude in dealing with people."
The monkey also laughed loudly and said, "I think yours is pretty good too."
The monkey suddenly jumped to Li Hui's side, and said in a low voice, "Now that everything on the surface has been settled, the most important thing is now. Tian Xixing, I want to ask you to do me a favor." ..."
"Oh?" Li Huiqi asked, "What's the matter?"
The monkey whispered: "I... need to go back to the past and change Zixia's fate! For this reason, I deliberately broke the wheel of fate, released the six ears, restored my fighting power in the heyday, and made perfect preparations... ..."
"Oh? Why did you ask me for help?" Li Hui was amazed: "With your strength, you can sacrifice the Moonlight Treasure Box and go back. Let's get it done easily."
"Impossible!" Monkey shook his head sadly: "I can't do it, I don't know why, no matter how many times I go back, I can't change her fate... For this matter, force probably won't work, probably it will take some time." Emotional intelligence...but my emotional intelligence is not enough...so, I have to turn to you for help..."
"If you can help me bring Zixia back to life..." At this point, Houzi suddenly slapped the share certificate in Li Hui's hand: "Here you are! I give you everything! I Everything I have can be given to you, as long as Zixia can come back."
"Uh, I really want to help you with this." Li Hui said, "However, if you are not a person related to fate, you can't get into that fate, and I can't help you save Zixia..."
"I understand this." Monkey said seriously: "I just want you to open an 'emotional intelligence training class' for me to cultivate my emotional intelligence, and then I will go back to save Zixia!"
"So that's how it is." Li Hui laughed loudly: "This is simple."
He turned on the phone, and quickly flipped out a novel: "Look, the shocking masterpiece, "A Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch", after reading it, your emotional intelligence will be high."
The monkey was overjoyed: "Is there such a good thing?" He quickly snatched the phone and looked at it with relish.
The gods all over the sky began to leave...
Li Hui stood still!
He is waiting!
He knows that there is one matter that has not been resolved, and there is a person who has not come out. If that person does not come and that matter is not resolved, then everything is not over yet.
Sure enough, after the immortals scattered in all directions, a person slowly walked out from behind, oh, no, it was a female immortal.She looks quite pretty, but she is not the type that overwhelms the country and the city, but a kind of taste like a good wife and a loving mother. Li Hui is no stranger to this face. She met her in the Three Kingdoms not long ago. Pass……
"Lunar star! My queen." Li Hui sighed at her, "You finally came out. I thought you were going to hide in the crowd and refuse to come out to see me."
Jiang Shi, the original wife of King Zhou, died tragically during the Battle of the Conferred Gods, and was conferred the title of Taiyin Star by the gods after death.
She walked up to Li Hui slowly, stood still, and said in a sad tone: "I wanted to hide behind the crowd and watch you be locked back into the wheel quietly, but unexpectedly it ended up like this... ...I also just took this opportunity to ask you again, why? Why did you goug out my eyes and burn me to death? I love you so much! But you treat me so hotly, my heart hurts for a whole day 4000 years!"
This is not the first time she has asked this question!
When she was in the Three Kingdoms, she asked, but Li Hui at that time didn't know the answer.
Now, I know!
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Li Hui's sanity has recovered, and he is naturally clear about the past thousands of years ago.
During the Battle of the Conferred Gods, Da had already entered the palace and played with King Zhou all day long. Of course, Empress Jiang didn't want her man to indulge in beauty and neglect his job, so she went to persuade King Zhou to calm down.
This approach naturally annoyed Da Ji, so she went to a man named Fei Zhong and asked him to find a way to frame Queen Jiang.
Fei Zhong sent a diner named Jiang Huan to assassinate King Zhou.Of course, the assassination is inevitable and impossible to succeed. Jiang Huan was quickly caught, and then interrogated. …
King Zhou was furious and lifted the table!But he is not a coward. After thinking about it carefully, he felt a little strange. In the original book "Fengshen Yanyi", King Zhou said this: "There must be grievances."
However, just when he was hesitating, Daji uttered a few more slanderous words beside him...
Although King Zhou believed in Empress Jiang, he also believed in Daji, and it was over!
He ordered Empress Jiang to be handed over to the West Palace for interrogation. Daji took this opportunity to poach Empress Jiang and force her to confess that she had conspired against her. Naturally, Empress Jiang refused to do so, so Daji burned her hands again, which eventually led to Empress Jiang's tragic death. .Afterwards, King Zhou was also annoyed, but it was irreparable...
In the original book, it is written that King Zhou: He couldn't bear it, loved him for many years, felt ashamed, bowed his head and said nothing, feeling very hurt.
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