The Former Wife Came to the Door

After finishing speaking, he swept his eyes around and said with a snort, "No one is allowed to make a move. Whoever makes a move will fall on the head of my old grandson's golden cudgel. If you don't believe me, you can try it."

Li Hui spread his hands: "I don't want to fight, it's the group of bastards on the other side who insist on punishing me. I have been reincarnated into the world, and they deliberately scribbled about my fate, wanting me and my wives to fight me." I can’t live a happy life, otherwise, why should I run out to break the wheel of fate? You should have seen this matter from beginning to end, Great Sage, right?”

"Well, it makes sense! You did nothing wrong." Sun Wukong turned his gaze to the Jade Emperor: "In other words, you are the ones who caused the trouble."

The Jade Emperor stepped back without a trace, hid behind the Taishang Laojun, and then stretched out his head and shouted: "Sun Wukong, why are you here to join in the fun? When did you become a UN peacekeeping force? We are not We are messing around, we are the orthodox public servants of the heavens, serving all the little gods and fairies. Everything we do is for the prosperity, prosperity, stability and unity of the fairy world. It is reasonable and reasonable to lead the crowd to arrest, it is a routine task, don't just rely on your own ability to act recklessly..."

"That's right, monkey, let me advise you, no matter how strong you are, you have to abide by the rules of the fairy world and the basic law..." Taishang Laojun said: "Otherwise, the whole world will fight against it, and you have to obediently go to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain Drink 500 years of northwest wind."

"Hey, are you threatening me?" Monkey laughed, "Did my grandson grow up under threats?"

"It's not a threat, it's reasonable." Taishang Laojun snorted, "We like peace, not violence."

"Hey, which side was planning to use violence just now?" Li Hui groaned angrily.

"Pfft, actually I don't like to use violence either." The monkey said in a strange way: "After being crushed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, I have fully understood. Violence is a very stupid thing. It makes you look powerful. In reality Physically it is weak, because, when you are satisfied with the violence you have, you will ignore the brain, well, the brain is a good thing, but violent people often don't have it!"

The immortals don't know what kind of medicine he sells in the gourd, what's the point of saying this?

The monkey continued: "No matter how strong a person is, he must abide by the basic laws of the world. If he doesn't abide by the basic rules of the game and only knows how to beat him with a stick, it will be difficult to become a great player, because there is no one in this world who can truly To be invincible in the world, no matter how strong a person is, no matter how strong a god is, the end of being an enemy of the whole world is a dead end! Therefore, I am not here this time to fight and make troubles in Tiangong. I won't do it a second time."

"So, what are you doing here?" Li Hui wondered.

"Well, I'm here to obtain the status I should obtain." Monkey suddenly took out a certificate that looked cool from his arms, and opened it: "Look clearly, this is the 51% equity certificate of Tianting Co., Ltd... ...Hehe...I solemnly tell everyone that as early as a few days ago, all the shares of Tianting in the stock market have been bought by me. Now I have become the largest shareholder of Tianting Co., Ltd., with 51% of the shares What does it mean, I think, everyone should understand, right?"

The gods all over the sky sweated at the same time, 51% of the shares means "absolute holding", an unshakable right to speak...

The Jade Emperor's expression turned pale!

Monk Jigong, who was watching the excitement, couldn't help but wonder: "Huh? Isn't Tianting a company under the whole world? When did it become a joint-stock company?"

The Jade Emperor wiped his cold sweat and said: "It became a joint-stock system more than [-] years ago! Because...the heaven is poor, and if we don't have the money from the little gods in the market, we will hardly be able to pay our salaries."

All the immortals sweated profusely.

"It's not surprising, is it?" Jade Emperor shouted, "Is it strange that state-owned enterprises enter the stock market? All human countries are doing this! I'm just following the trend."

Speaking of this, he suddenly shouted: "However, I have 32% of the shares in my hand, my wife holds 19% of the shares in my hand, and she and I together hold 51% of the shares, absolutely controlling Tianting, these stocks have not been circulated in the stock market at all, how can you get 51% monkey? This is absolutely impossible! Your certificate must be fake!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a weak middle-aged woman's voice sounded behind him: "Husband, I... I secretly... secretly reduced my shareholding by 2% in order to buy some beautiful jewelry, and exchanged it for The money is spent... so... the combined stocks of the two of us are only... ahem... only 49%."

"Ah puff!" The Jade Emperor spewed blood and fell to the ground: "The prodigal wife!"

The monkey shook the share certificate in his hand left and right, and said with a smile: "Jade Emperor, I appreciate what you said just now, no matter who it is, no matter how powerful it is, it must abide by the basic laws of this world. It's your turn to fulfill it yourself, come and tell me, how should the basic law of the joint-stock system be abided by?"

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Chapter 4000 My heart has been hurting for [-] years

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The Jade Emperor was sweating profusely...

The sweat of the gods in the sky is also dripping down...

Li Hui couldn't help wiping off his sweat, and asked the people next to him, "It must be a lot of money to buy 51% of Tianting's shares, right? Monkeys are so rich?"

"Since the monkey came back from learning the scriptures, he has been focused on making money. He is diligent and conscientious, and he doesn't care about anything else." Wen Zhong sighed: "It seems that it is for this day."

Li Hui was speechless for a moment.

The monkey has one hand on his hip, and the other hand is shaking the equity certificate...

The Jade Emperor stared blankly at the certificate. After a long time, he couldn't help it anymore and shouted, "God Erlang, help me quickly, grab that certificate and tear it up."

"That can't be done." Erlang Shen spread his hands: "He is now the major shareholder, and you are only the second shareholder. I have to abide by the Basic Law and listen to the major shareholder first." After finishing speaking, he jumped to the side of the monkey. , flatteringly said: "Boss, you see that I immediately chose a new team. This is called meritorious service. Will you increase my salary in the future?"

The monkey laughed loudly: "No problem, I will increase your salary by 10%."

Erlangshen was overjoyed, hugged the Xiaotian dog and wept with joy: "Wow, it can increase by 10%, my good dog, I will finally be able to buy meat and bones for you to eat in the future."

Jade Emperor: "..."

His eyes swept over the gods around him. The gods who were respectful to him and put on a picture of willing to fight the monkey for another 10 rounds for him now all quietly moved towards the monkey, and the Jade Emperor was furious. : "You scumbags, hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals, don't think that you can also get a [-]% increase. If you give all of you a salary increase, how much will it cost? Do you think monkeys can do it?"

"It can be done." The monkey laughed arrogantly: "After returning from learning the scriptures, I have devoted myself to studying the business world for thousands of years. When it comes to making money, I will beat you by 10 streets. Believe it or not, the dilapidated heaven has come to me. In the hands, it will shine brilliantly, and in the future, the financial revenue of Heavenly Court will turn from loss to profit, and the salaries of all the gods will be greatly increased, let alone 50%, after the financial improvement, it will not be a dream to increase by [-]%, or even double."

"Fuck!" Hearing this, the gods who were still hesitating all ran behind the monkey.No way, the monkey is so trustworthy.

Li Hui couldn't help sweating, and shouted: "Wow, the principle of my life is that if someone gives me a salary increase of 1000 yuan, I will immediately change jobs. I didn't expect the monkey to raise people's salary so frantically, and I can do it too." Come to work in your company?"

The monkey sweated a lot: "Don't talk nonsense! It's too dangerous to let you into my company. What if my wife is tricked away by your rhetoric?"

The immortals were sweating profusely, thinking to themselves: Where did you get your wife from?Fairy Zixia has long been...

You only dare to think about this in your heart, no one dares to say it, because... once you say it, the monkey may not explain the Basic Law to you, and the big stick will immediately fall on the top of your head.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense." The monkey waved to the Jade Emperor: "I said when I was making troubles in the Heavenly Palace, one day, my grandson will also sit on the dragon chair, and after a while, he will be the Jade Emperor." The emperor's addiction, hahaha, quickly take off the dragon robe and put it on for my grandson."

The Jade Emperor was sweating profusely and refused to do anything...

At this time, the woman behind him suddenly whispered: "Husband, although we have to hand over the position of CEO of the company, we still have 49% of the shares in our hands. 49% of the company's profits will be distributed to us as dividends. Think about it carefully, you used to manage the company, it was a mess, we were too poor to survive, now there is a capable monkey to manage the company, earning 49% of the money, isn’t that a great thing? ? Those scumbags whose salaries are increased by 10% are nothing, but the huge dividends we both get from the company are the real money."

The Jade Emperor thought about it carefully: Huh?It seems to be the reason.