The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Oh? Is that so?" Li Hui looked around with a smile, spread his hands and said, "If all the gods of your teachings shut themselves in the wheel, and we are the only ones left in the world to stop teaching, then the world will Isn’t it also very peaceful? If you look at it as a general principle, your preaching is the root of the disaster! It can be seen that the key to the problem is where the buttocks sit. My position is justice, and those who oppose me are evil. The so-called ass decides the head is talking about you."

Jiang Ziya was speechless for a moment.

Well, I have known for a long time that King Zhou's "words are enough to cover up wrongs" is a guy with excellent eloquence, but I didn't expect it to be true!Jiang Ziya said in a deep voice: "Forget it, talking too much is nonsense, anyway, this fight is inevitable, right?"

"Well, it's unavoidable!" Wen Zhong stood up and said with a sneer, "Since ancient times, there has been only one way to decide who is the boss, and that is—to fight head-on! Your Majesty, you are not a fighting god, please leave this to the old minister. "

Jiang Ziya also stepped back, and Yang Jian stepped forward.

The Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, together with the Sanxians from all over the world, looked tense at the same time...

The war is about to start.

"Wait! Don't fight!" Li Hui suddenly shouted: "Why are you panicking? It's a new era, don't fight and kill at every turn. What are you looking at? It's you, Grand Master Wen, you are so old , the anger is so strong, it really corresponds to an old saying in Shuangqing, "Old man, old man, the crucian carp that is jumping", calm down the anger, put the thunder whip away, don't take it out. Shen Gongbao, take care of your black spots, Don't jump out and grin your teeth, it looks scary."

Wen Taishi and Shen Gongbao were sweating profusely, and hurriedly took a step back.

Li Hui said to Jiang Ziya solemnly: "When the gods fight, the mortals suffer. If a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals here fight with the Sanxians, it will be difficult not to involve the lower realms? At that time, human beings will also be forced Choose one side to join in the elucidation and cut-off teaching, and then the great battle in the gods spread to the human world. Back then, King Wu of Zhou and I were originally mortals, but we were implicated in the fight between you gods, which made people miserable. How many people died? Even I died, and I, the god of Tianxixing, was only sealed after being cheated to death."

All the immortals were amazed, they didn't know what he meant by this.

Li Hui sneered and said: "I am different from you. For thousands of years, you have been living in the sky as gods, but I have been reincarnated in the human world over and over again. I just want to say that there are many friends of mine in the human world. I have many brothers and many women I love deeply. I will not allow anyone, any god, or any bullshit reason to endanger the peace and tranquility of the human world and the survival of human beings. Therefore, this fight, I don't allow you to fight."

"Yo, the words are very nice." Jiang Ziya sneered: "However, it is no longer possible not to fight. Now, we have returned to that time 4000 years ago. This battle is already on the line, and we have to hair."

Li Hui frowned deeply...

Because he found that his orders didn't seem to be of much use, and the gods who were willing to listen to his orders were only on the side of Jiejiao, and the gods who explained the teachings were not bound by him.Is it useful to be unilaterally unwilling to start a war on your own side?It's useless, if someone kills you by force, you can't wait to die. Once you fight back, it will lead to a big war, and the world will suffer. The lovely wives may be implicated again and die tragically. What should I do? ?

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Don't want to fight, don't want to fight at all!

Although Li Hui was once known as a "tyrant", although he had a history of extortion and extortion, but now Li Hui has deeply accepted the education of modern society and integrated into the outlook on life and values ​​of the new era. Then there is the King Zhou who never agrees with each other and lets his dogs bite people.

In his soul, the militant blood belonging to Fu Chai, the king of Wu, was ready to move. He really wanted to give an order to start the battle of the gods. However, the kind soul belonging to Li Hui, a modern person, was restraining himself , Let him want to use reason to solve the problem.

difficult!

This reasoning doesn't seem to make sense, because, facing a group of enemies who are bent on sealing you up, and even don't hesitate to use a hundred thousand troops, how can you make sense?

Erlang Shen took the lead, pointed at Li Hui, and shouted, "Screaming Dog, come on!"

Mo Lishou behind Li Hui also pointed out: "Huahu Diao, come on!"

A cute-looking flower fox mink flew out of his treasure bag, and met Erlang God Erha in mid-air. Coincidentally, Erha is also famous for his stupidity and cuteness. The two beasts stared wide The eyes looked like they were about to bite desperately.

Everyone knows that although these two guys look stupid and cute, once they are torn apart, the second Conferred God War will officially begin.

Over the sky above the [-] heavenly soldiers and generals, the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun loomed!This is the main force of teaching.

And above the Sanxian side, a large group of real powerful Sanxians also faintly emerged, Taoist Duobao, Sanxiao, Zhao Gongming... the best among the second-generation disciples of Jiejiao, who are not afraid of the Kunlun Twelve Golds fairy.

As if for a demonstration, the Taishang Laojun reappeared above the heads of the Twelve Golden Immortals, riding a green bull, looking unpredictable.

However, Jujiao's side will not show weakness, and the Master Tongtian immediately floated up, looking at Taishang Laojun with a sneer.

The two most powerful forces in Chinese Taoism have entered into a state of war in an all-round way. Some Sanxians who do not belong to the two religions, such as Monk Jigong, stood on the side of the battlefield and shouted: "Speak well, don't fight, don't fight! You have Have you considered the feelings of bystanders?"

Even the Jade Emperor appeared in the clouds above the battlefield, frowning, explaining the teachings was the core force to stabilize his rule, and he didn't want to stop the teachings to win.But the existence of Jiejiao is also necessary, and the party of explaining and teaching should not be allowed to dominate, that would be very bad for the Jade Emperor.The emperor must let his courtiers check each other and maintain a balance, otherwise he will be easily ousted from power.

It's better to... lose both?The Jade Emperor couldn't help thinking in his heart: It would be best if you were all beaten to death.

Those who want to gain benefits, those who want revenge, those who want to turn salty fish over, those who gloat, those who want to persuade a fight, those who take advantage of the fire, those who want to make soy sauce... When the gods are faced with such things, their thoughts Consciousness is no higher than ordinary people.

Seeing that things are about to develop towards the worst ending.

At this moment, a thick, long, hard, and black stick suddenly came across in the sky. This stick is good at growing in the wind, and becomes thicker, longer, harder, and darker. It is at least a thousand feet long, longer than The waistline of the skyscraper was even thicker, and it crossed the middle of the battlefield, separating all the gods who explained and cut off the teachings to the two sides.It's like putting a huge wall between the two forces.

All the gods present recognized this big stick with just one glance!

Ruyi Golden Hoop!

The gods on both sides stepped back two steps in unison, staying away from the big stick.

Then, everyone saw a monkey appearing on the big stick. He was not wearing the suit and leather shoes that he had been wearing for a long time, and he did not have a cigar that symbolizes a local tyrant in his mouth...

Today he is wearing a pair of golden armor with locks, a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, and a pair of cloud shoes walking on lotus root silk.His divine power has also returned to the peak level when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. He is still that arrogant and domineering monkey, the demon king Sun Wukong that no one dares to take the lead.

Seeing the appearance of the monkey, all the gods gasped in unison!

Taishang Laojun quietly reached into his sleeve, and grasped the Qiankun circle...

One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals couldn't help sweating profusely.

The Jade Emperor screamed: "It's not good, the monkey really doesn't teach the basic law, and it's about to rebel again, hurry up... hurry up and invite the Tathagata Buddha..."

Among all the people present, only Li Hui was not afraid, he waved his hand to the monkey in the sky: "Hey, Great Sage, hello!"

The monkey turned his head to look at him, and said with a smile: "Hey, Tianxixing, you are also good! Thank you for helping me break the wheel. My arrogant and domineering 'evil' was sealed in the wheel, and only The 'good' who follow the rules can't resist fate, so I can only rely on your help."

"Well, you don't need to thank me. I also want to thank you for lending me the Moonlight Box." Li Hui smiled and said, "Help each other, each other. By the way, you suddenly ran out to show off your thick, long, black, and hard face." It's a big stick, what kind of trouble is it going to do?"

The monkey laughed loudly: "Of course it is to prevent you from fighting!"