The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Don't cry!" Li Hui waved his hand distractedly: "I'm most afraid of women crying. Talk well and don't cry. I don't think you can't solve your problem."

"Ah?" Pan Jinling said with great joy, "Mr. Li, are you willing to help me?"

"Hey, I'm not you, why should I help you?" Li Hui hummed: "Even if I can solve it, I don't bother to solve it."

"Hey...how can this be." Pan Jinling said pitifully, "Mr. Li, you...you see...for the sake of our closeness, you can help me."

"It's not very close either." Li Hui smiled wickedly and hehe three times: "That is, the relationship between hugging the thigh and touching a few times, don't say how close it is, unless, hehe..."

Pan Jinling's face blushed quickly: "Didn't I keep begging you to humiliate you...I'll give you anything you want. We're not very close, right?"

Tsk, the little girl is really on the road!That's it for a dirty thigh deal that no man can turn down.But, dear little beauty, this is not what I want!What I mean is an honest and upright young man, a kind, handsome and good man, so he wouldn't do this kind of deal.

Li Hui said with a serious face: "Don't think about some things, I'm very serious. I only have one request. If I help you get Siemens music, you can no longer hold my thigh in the company, you can't It would be too immoral to ask for insults and ravages in the company."

"Hey?" Pan Jinling admired Li Hui's integrity. It turned out that Mr. Li was so handsome.Even the wavy female colleague couldn't help but be in awe. I didn't expect such a man to exist in this era. Could this person be the reincarnation of Liuxia Hui?Just as he was about to compliment him, he heard Li Hui continue: "Let's go to the hotel to open a room and then take it slow, I will satisfy you if you ask for abuse, OK? If you think it's not enough, I'm okay. Add some items for you."

"Pfft!" Wave head spewed blood and fell to the ground.

Pan Jinling said awkwardly: "I understand, Mr. Li, whether you help me or not, I will... I will listen to you. Of course, it will be better if you help me."

Li Hui smiled and said: "Okay, then I'll help you, let me think about it, how should I handle this matter?"

Pan Jinling made a plan and said seriously: "Mr. Li, your tiger body shocked the editor-in-chief Zhang, so why don't you just knock Siemens Music down again? Or it would be best to knock Ximen Electric out of business, then I definitely don't have to accompany him. time to eat."

Isn't this nonsense?Of course not!So this little girl of you is a pattern, do you really think that the shock of the tiger's body is useful?Editor-in-chief Zhang was brought down by Wu Meiqi, and it's a shock to me. Do you want to help me come up with such a crooked idea in such a serious way?Li Hui thought so in his heart, but said on his mouth: "This uncle is about to use gong when he shakes his body. I just sent gong once, and I have used up all my internal strength. Great, I don't think his company can go bankrupt..."

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PS: The first update this morning is [-] words, and this one is [-] words. That is to say, these two updates are actually equivalent to the usual three.

PS: So, don’t just look at the number of updates, but also pay attention to the number of words updated!

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Just now, Mengxin had an idea and came up with a new idea, which is probably about to open a new novel, so Mengxin asked the editor for instructions, "Editor, can I open a new book? Now this book is reduced every day. Two shifts, and the minus two shifts are used to update new books."

The editor put on the gloves silently...

So, Mengxin added this update with a bruised nose and a swollen face!

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The little beauty is actually full of black belly. As soon as she opens her mouth, her company will go bankrupt, which is quite evil.But Li Hui likes it very much. People like Ximen Dog should let his family go bankrupt and make him unlucky.Be like a little beauty, and sincerely curse your enemies and let them all die!

However, the concubine really can't do it. If I have the ability to bankrupt a company with an annual turnover of several billion, still be a editor here?I, his meow, took off a long time ago, okay?Although a wife can cry out of an earthquake, the earthquake is not easy to control. It's not whoever you say will be shaken. It is more likely that everyone will perish and turn into ashes. It's better not to play with such nuclear weapons.

Li Hui's stomach is full of complaints, but his face has the demeanor of a master, and the cloud is calm and clear: "Well, I will use the last remaining internal strength to shock Siemens Le, so that he can't find you for dinner tonight, let's take this today first. I will hold it late, and I will try to find a way when my internal strength recovers."

"That's not bad, let's solve the urgent problem first." Pan Jinling was overjoyed.

Li Hui took a horse step, put his hands on his waist, and said "hey": "I'm about to start shaking!"

When Pan Jinling heard what he said, he also became energetic, and hurriedly looked at it carefully.The wavy head next to him couldn't help holding his breath. When Li Hui used a tiger body to kill the editor-in-chief just now, the two of them didn't take it seriously, and they didn't take a close look. I didn't expect that the editor-in-chief Zhang was really finished. Now that I heard that he is going to make gong again, of course, we have to look carefully to see how this master did it.

After Li Hui put on two postures, he suddenly said: "Oh, I suddenly have an urgent need to urinate, please wait for me for 2 minutes, and I will solve it before I come back."

"Pfft!" Pan Jinling and Wave Head fell to the ground, shaking.

Li Hui quickly ran into the bathroom, took out his mobile phone, found Wu Bai's phone number that he had just written down this morning, and dialed it: "Hello, Brother Wu? I thought about what happened this morning, we should still hit the mountain Shock the tiger and let Siemens restrain his arrogance. You call Ximen’s family as a policeman and ask him to go to the police station to make a statement at around 05:30 in the evening. You have dinner half an hour in advance. Talking nonsense with him, delaying time, making him write notes in the police station all night, not letting him go home until midnight, not giving him time for dinner, starving him to death, after the matter is done, brother must learn I promise to give you all of my Yang Family Spear."

Wu Bo laughed: "Brother Li, your trick is bad enough, I like it! Then I'll do it like this. I'll call Siemens Le and ask him to come to the police station at night to cooperate with the investigation of the murder case. , although it will definitely not be able to control him, but the inkblot will be fine for him for one night."

Li Hui hung up the phone and returned to Pan Jinling: "Okay, now it's time to make merit."

After the "urinating escape" just now, Pan Jinling and Waidou's confidence in Li Hui was obviously compromised, and distrust appeared in the eyes of the two women.

But what Li Hui wants is that they don't trust him. If he trusts him so much from the beginning, how can he pretend to be forceful?The so-called highest state of pretending is to first disguise yourself as a pig, and after harvesting a lot of contempt for "you are a pig", then lift off your pig skin and laugh three times: "I'm actually a pig. Elephant, wow ha ha ha!"

Li Hui stomped his horse again and hummed: "You two stand firm, give me a good look! I want to be shocked by the tiger's body!"

"Yes, yes, we're watching." The wavy head said strangely: "Can you do it?"

"Hey, ha, make gong!" Li Hui tilted his butt back and pushed his palms forward. He originally wanted to make a cool kung fu style, but he didn't expect to use too much force, and he managed to clamp the one just now. His fart was shaken out, there was a loud bang, and the mysterious gas was flowing everywhere.

The little beauty and the wave head screamed and retreated five meters away.The lethality of this mysterious gas to women is extraordinary, it is simply a weak point attack, and it will inevitably produce a knowing blow with amazing power.The two women's faces turned pale, as if they had just been pressed to the ground and rubbed desperately.

Li Hui was sweating profusely: Damn, the performance is smashed, I am not a professional magician, and it is easy to make mistakes when performing Gong.He laughed dryly three times. This is the time to test one's resilience. Professional editors are best at fooling readers with nonsense. At this moment, Li Hui is possessed by the souls of all the editors. : "Don't be surprised, because this time I use gong to deal with a bad person, so I will expel some turbid air. If I use gong to make the world a better place, it will be a fragrance. In short, no matter what. Whether it is fragrant or turbid, it’s all the arrogance of a bastard, so don’t look down on it like that.”

"Who the hell trusts you? You're still polluting the air." Wavy head jumped up.

The little beauty's eyes also showed a look of "I'm so miserable, you still play with me", and she looked very pitiful.

Li Hui hummed: "Don't worry! Wait!"

He put on a clear and elegant demeanor, with his hands behind his back, with a calm look: "The gong that my uncle sends has a certain relationship with the distance, the editor-in-chief Zhang is in our building, so as soon as I send gong, he will be finished. , but Ximen Electric is far away, and it will take a certain amount of time for the gong to take effect, so please wait a moment.” He said arrogantly, in fact, his nose has stopped working, his breathing has completely stopped, and he is fanning desperately with his hands behind his back. , I finally swept away all the poisonous gas that I just released, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and I can breathe. Damn, I was almost suffocated by my own fart.

If I, Li Hui, were suffocated to death by my own fart for no reason, then my wife would cry on my corpse and destroy the earth. Hundreds of years later, after aliens came to the destroyed earth to investigate, they came to the conclusion "Earth people once had a high degree of civilization, but they became extinct because of a fart of Lord Li Hui." Is it really possible to record such a thing in the Encyclopedia of the Universe?The whole universe will be ashamed!

"DiDiDi..." The little beauty's cell phone rang suddenly, she connected it, and the voice of old lady Wang immediately rang inside: "Hey, is that Xiao Pan? Just now, Mr. Ximen called and said it was tonight. His business negotiation has been temporarily canceled. He has other things to do, so he has to eat this meal another day. Well, if you are lucky, I will give you a few more days to figure out whether you want to accompany him to dinner or want to lose it. My rice bowl, raise a pillow for me and think about it."

"Ah?" Pan Jinling was overjoyed. She hung up the phone and looked up at Li Hui, her face full of surprise: "Mr. Li, the gong you gave is really effective."

"Really?" The wavy head next to him asked the content of the phone call, and he couldn't help but be inexplicably horrified: "Is it really possible? So powerful?"

Li Hui laughed loudly, raised his head to the sky at 45 degrees, with a solemn expression, and sang: "Invincible is so lonely!"