The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Well, is our secret weapon ready?" Li Hui turned his head away.

"Okay, okay!" Liu Ye's actor ran out immediately, humming: "The modern mechanical trebuchets carefully designed by my uncle have already produced fifty. It feels really good. I used to stay at home and work on technology, and I had to do it myself to make a small robot. It took several days to make it. Now I have [-] soldiers under my command. I can make five large trebuchets in three days. Ten crosses, it's so cool."

Everyone gave him a look of contempt and said: "Is it necessary to explain so forcefully? You are just a technical nerd with no starting point, and there are no extra lines to say. The technical nerd only needs to provide us with technology. Obediently stay home and go back, don't come out to waste words."

Liu Ye's actor burst into tears: "I'm a technical geek, I'm really sorry for you."

Fifty trebuchets rumbled to the front of the formation. The soldiers fixed the brackets, tightened the strings made of beef tendon, and put special "ammunition" into the scoops of the trebuchets...

After turning over the technical house and aiming, the fifty trebuchets are ready, and they can be launched just by pulling the trigger.

Only then did Li Hui walk to the front of the formation with a strange smile, and shouted at Yuan Shu, "Hey, let me tell you, Yuan Shu, are you really not going to accept the conditions we proposed to you last time?"

"What condition?" Yuan Shu seemed to have forgotten in a blink of an eye.

Li Hui said angrily: "Surrender obediently, hand over the food, gold, silver and jewelry, and the work of the flower girl!"

"And his wife!" Cao Bianju still added.

As usual, everyone gave Cao Bianju a contemptuous look.

Li Hui seemed to remember something, and hurriedly said: "Yes, I still have to hand over your daughter!"

Yuan Zhen immediately gave Li Hui a slightly angry look.

Everyone was sweating profusely, the two of them wanted the same thing, but why did their eyes look different?

Yuan Shu was so angry that he blew his beard: "Shameless monster, stop talking nonsense, my ancestors, four generations and three generations, will be afraid of you scumbags? Today I want you to know how powerful I am! Order the whole army to prepare for an assault."

Li Hui laughed loudly and said, "Very well, Moscow doesn't believe in tears, right? I'll fight until you believe it! Catapult troops, prepare to launch."

"Come on!" Yuan Shu gave an order, and the battle drums in the army roared.

The trebuchet soldiers on Li Hui's side immediately took out their torches and ignited the fuzes on the "ammunition". Amidst the sound of the fuzes burning, fifty trebuchets fired their triggers at the same time and swung their arms forward. , Fifty pieces of specially made "ammunition" flew to Yuan Jun together.

The traversers without exception raised their hands and covered their ears...

Yuan Shu looked at these strange machines blankly, not knowing what they were for, until they threw dozens of "stones", Yuan Shu suddenly realized: "Oh, this is a kind of machine that can throw stones out. Interesting, but it's useless, what can I do with these dozens of stones?"

As soon as his words fell, the first "stone" had already flown above Yuan Jun. Some generals with better dynamic eyesight could see clearly at this moment, and what flew over seemed to be ceramic jars one after another...

This is a bit strange, is it really good to throw this kind of jar out to hit people?Far less powerful than throwing stones!

Just when they thought of this, they saw the jar suddenly exploded, and the flames burst out, accompanied by a loud noise...

"boom!"

Fragments of the pot were flying around, but the earth-made gunpowder was not very powerful. These fragments hit the shield raised by Yuan Jun's soldiers and could not pass through the shield. However, there were not only fragments, the pot was actually full After eating feces and urine, as the jar exploded, feces and urine flew in mid-air, and a disgusting stench that made people turn their stomachs immediately permeated.

When the dung was flying around, the shield was useful, and many soldiers were immediately splashed with dung.

In fact, ancient wars have long used dung water for actual combat, especially when defending the city, the guards dumped "golden water" on the enemy, that is, dumped dung water.However, that was only when defending the city. Who would have imagined that when fighting on the plains, the opponent actually had the means to "sprinkle dung from the sky".

Plus that huge explosion!

Modern soldiers have long been used to hearing the sound of explosions when they are fighting, and it is not surprising to hear them, but soldiers of this era have never heard such a sound. To them, this sound is like a thunder, suddenly exploding above their heads , the shock can be imagined.

Yuan Jun immediately fell into chaos. Amidst the booming explosions and the flying dung, Yuan Jun's soldiers immediately fell down.

Seeing this scene, Yuan Shu couldn't believe his eyes: "Ahh, what the hell is this? Ahhh, it stinks!"

A horrible stench penetrated his nose. How could such a "noble person" like him endure such an extremely smelly environment? He quickly tore off two small pieces of cloth from the body of Yang Hong next to him, crumpled them into two balls, Stuffing it into his nostrils, he sneered and said, "A mere stench can't defeat me!"

"My lord, be careful!" Yang Hong suddenly yelled strangely, and rushed forward desperately, and there were several guards beside him, who also rushed forward together.

Yuan Shu Daqi: "Why?"

He had just uttered two words when he heard a loud "boom" right above his head. A can that was thrown the farthest actually flew to the top of his head, and then exploded in mid-air. In an instant, the scene was as beautiful as a flower, feces and urine were scattered like flowers from a goddess, beautifully sprinkled down, although the subordinates tried their best to rush to protect him, but liquid things are not so easy to protect.

Crash, Yuan Shu's face was poured with feces...

"what!"

Noble people are more or less obsessed with cleanliness, and Yuan Shu is no exception. His "noble personality" couldn't bear it when his face was covered in disgust by this disgusting thing.

Yang Hong was terrified. He didn't care that Yuan Shu was covered in excrement, so he quickly helped him up and ran, shouting as he ran, "My lord is seriously injured, doctor, call the doctor..."

Yuan Shu's central army was in chaos, and the flag bearer could no longer hold the flag properly. The handsome flag fell, and the whole army was in chaos. At this time, Li Huijun's second wave of "ammunition" was loaded on the catapult. On the plane, countless jars were thrown out again.

Yuan Jun completely lost his fighting spirit at this moment, he ran back desperately, and retreated into the camp after a while.

The actor army got the upper hand and chased after them all the way, chasing Yuan Jun until he drove them into the camp, and refused to let go, so he continued to throw pots in outside the camp. Fortunately, the homemade gunpowder of the actor army was not very good Many, after throwing a few rounds of pots, the gunpowder ran out, and the pots that could be fried could not be thrown away, so they simply threw out ordinary pots that couldn't be fried. Anyway, there are as many shits as there are. Five thousand soldiers, "production" The speed of feces and urine is quite fast, dozens of cans can be produced in a short time, and they can be fed to Yuan Jun while it is hot...

When Yuan Shu woke up, it was already noon the next day...

Severely traumatized, he sat reclined on the camp bed and said to Yang Hong who was guarding the bed, "How is the battle going now?"

"Our army is defending the camp, and the enemy has not come to attack the camp!" Yang Hong said.

"Oh, it's fine if you don't come to attack, let's wait two days..." Yuan Shu suddenly heard a strange sound of pots falling to the ground and breaking apart from outside the tent, and wondered, "Why? What are you doing outside? "

Yang Hong was sweating profusely and said: "Although the other party didn't come to attack the camp, they kept throwing pots into the camp, so... from time to time, pots would fall from the sky, and now when soldiers leave the camp, they will put a piece on top of their heads. Shield."

Yuan Shu: "..."

After a few seconds, "Wow!" Yuan Shu roared angrily, "It's too deceitful! Send the cavalry out of the stronghold, and give me all the jar-throwing machines!"

"Cough, I can't break through." Yang Hong said with a bitter face, "General Ji Ling has already tried it, but..."