The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Yes!" Liu Ye's actor suddenly stood up: "After returning to ancient times, I was not idle. I made full use of some of the physics and military knowledge I learned in modern times to make the trebuchets of later generations. Come out, let’s set up a trebuchet outside his camp tomorrow, and throw stones at him for fun, from morning to night, we’re sure to make him miserable.”

"Hey! You can do it!" Li Hui laughed loudly: "Adopt it! But then again, in this era, you should have already researched the trebuchet, right?"

"Yes!" Liu Ye's actor smiled and said, "However, the trebuchet researched by Liu Ye is very primitive, with poor range and power, while the trebuchet I built is supported by modern theoretical knowledge, using many advanced technologies. Physical knowledge can be thrown farther and is more powerful."

"Haha, okay, I'll trouble you then." Li Hui said with a chuckle, "Throwing stones in is so boring. Is there anything interesting to throw in? Let me think about it..."

Li Hui thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Hehe, let's ask the soldiers to put excrement and urine in the chamber pot, and then use the trebuchet to throw the chamber pot into Yuan Jun's camp. It's absolutely exciting."

Everyone's expressions changed drastically: "Li Hui, you guys are too insidious, this trick is really cheap...but...we like it!"

A group of sluts giggled.

At this time, Cao Bianju stood up again: "Just throwing a chamber pot into it is not exciting enough, even if the chamber pot is broken, the excrement and urine can be splashed within a range of several meters at most, which is not exciting enough. Over the years, I have studied gunpowder and bombs. Although the power of homemade gunpowder is too small to be used in actual combat, it is still possible to use it to blow up shit and urine. I suggest that you tie a gunpowder bag on the chamber pot and throw it away. After entering, there was a 'boom', hahahaha, do you want to roar?"

"Roar!" The traversers were overjoyed: "This trick is wonderful, this trick is good, and this trick is croaking."

The men all clapped their hands and laughed, but the faces of Diao Jing and Yuan Zhen changed, and the two women couldn't help screaming: "Why? Why can men be so immoral? Don't use such disgusting moves. Use it!"

That night, the traversers commanded the slag soldiers to make various "human weapons" in order to make Yuan Shu unable to take care of himself.

Those disgusting weapons, of course, the two sisters did not mix, just as the soldiers brought wild boars to give to the lords to eat, they simply set up an iron frame next to the camp, used it as a grill, and then used a knife Sliced ​​boar pork was cut and grilled on the grill, which brought out a little taste of people going out for a picnic and barbecue meeting in later generations.

Diao Jing is a little better and can do some simple tasks.But Yuan Zhen, the eldest lady, has almost zero housework ability, clumsy, two pieces of meat are not baked, and her face is covered with black ashes. The two girls are laughing and chattering, seeing Li Hui coming over: " Yo, two barbecues? I'm here to play too!"

He picked up a whole boar leg, put it on the rack and started to rotate it for grilling.

When Yuan Zhen saw Li Hui coming, he quickly backed away a little. This man has too many routines, and he is easy to be eaten by all kinds of tricks when he gets close to him.Unexpectedly, today's Li Hui didn't look sideways, and he didn't intend to tease her at all. He just roasted the wild boar leg in a proper manner, and from time to time he chatted with the two girls about homework, without any offensive gestures.

Yuan Zhenxin couldn't help becoming suspicious: Hell!Did Li Hui change his temper today?No, no, this must be some kind of strange routine again!Pretend to be serious, win my favor, and then eat my tofu when I'm not prepared.Hmph, how could this girl be fooled by you again?Moreover, not only will I not be fooled by you, but I will also pierce your mask.

Yuan Zhen was hiding from Li Hui just now, but now he purposely sat next to him, pretending to be roasting boar pork, but actually bumped Li Hui's shoulder with his shoulder on purpose, with a look of "I'm not prepared", She was secretly on guard, and if Li Hui wanted to do anything to her, she would jump up and grab Li Hui's bad hands, and expose his evil crimes on the spot.

however……

Yuan Zhen was on guard for about ten minutes, but Li Hui didn't move at all. He was really a well-behaved barbecue, and he didn't make any strange moves.

This time Yuan Zhen was a little confused!

She is not a person who can keep her words in her heart. When Diao Jing went to the bathroom and walked away for a while, and only she and Li Hui were left by the grill, she couldn't help asking: "Hey, Li Hui, did you take some kind of medicine by mistake today?"

"Huh?" Li Hui wondered, "Why did you take the wrong medicine?"

"You should have taken the wrong kind of medicine that 'makes people behave better', right?" Yuan Zhen snorted and said, "Usually he has a look of negligence, and two out of three sentences take advantage of others. Be careful and eat other people's tofu with your hands and feet, but today you behaved abnormally, I think you either took the wrong medicine, or you broke your head and changed your sex."

"Wow, Miss Yuan, what kind of weird eyes do you usually use to look at me?" Li Hui snorted and said, "I'm honest and upright, and I treat my girls very well, treating each other with courtesy. How could I be the kind of person you said? You got it wrong!"

"When you said these few words, you spoke in a very similar style to my dad." Yuan Zhen said, "Go ahead, if you say this a few more times, you will become the same person as my dad."

"Nani?" Li Hui was terrified, and turned into a guy like Yuan Mu who couldn't be.

"Okay, let me admit it honestly." Facing the terrifying threat of "becoming someone like Yuan Mu", Li Hui had no choice but to lower his head and sigh, "I was threatened."

"Oh? Who threatened you?" Yuan Zhen was surprised: "Did my dad threaten you not to bully me? I don't think you are a person who will listen to my dad."

Li Hui pointed to the direction where Diao Jing went to the bathroom, and said in a low voice: "Of course I was threatened by my wife. She said that wild flowers on the roadside are not allowed to be picked, and I am not allowed to moleste other girls. I think that as a My wife has the right to make such a request to me, and as her man, I also have the obligation to fulfill her small request, so from today on, I will be a good person!"

Yuan Zhen: "..."

"What's the matter? Suddenly stopped talking?" Li Hui wondered.

"Hmph, I don't think you are a person whose wife can restrain you." Yuan Zhen said in a strange way: "Now that I think about it, you already have a group of wives in your family, right? I don't believe that your other wives haven't mentioned the one on the side of the road to you." Wild flowers can’t pick this request, but haven’t you molested Zhao Chunv before? I’ve seen it with my own eyes. Hehe!”

"Wow, you are really a smart woman, I didn't expect you to be so stupid." Li Hui sweated profusely: "Okay, let's admit it honestly, it's actually... hehe... Diao Jing promised me that as long as I wait Be well behaved, if you don't mess around, she will reward me, hehehe..."

Li Hui's evil smirk made Yuan Zhen immediately understand that the so-called "reward" must have something to do with the ambiguous intimacy between men and women, and her face turned red involuntarily.

Li Hui said with a smile: "In order to get the reward of a beautiful wife, I will be a good person from today on!"

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Chapter Ninety-nine I'm talking nonsense

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Yuan Zhen finally understood now, it seems that Li Hui's rules are not really rules today, this guy is just pretending to be serious, but in fact he is still not serious in his bones.Because, his seriousness is based on the premise of huge indecency!

Or, to put it simply, he gave up relatively light interests under the temptation of huge interests.

To put it more simply, he gave up a sesame seed for a watermelon.

Thinking of this, Yuan Zhen suddenly became a little unhappy. Why is Diao Jing's reward a "huge benefit", but flirting with me is a "light benefit"?Why is Diao Jing the watermelon and I the sesame?

This feeling of being compared to others is seriously uncomfortable!

In the first half of her life, the eldest lady grew up under the careful care of three provincial cadres and the boss of a big company. She grew up in a honey pot and always stood at the highest point. Coax, if she takes a mirror and asks: "Who is the most beautiful in the world?" The mirror always tells her "You are the most beautiful".

But today, she asked the magic mirror "Who is the most beautiful in the world", but the magic mirror answered her "The most beautiful is Diao Jing".

Of course, the eldest lady is still a good person after all, and she will not kill Snow White like the evil queen. She is just unhappy and pouted.

"Yo?" Seeing her strange expression, Li Hui couldn't help laughing and said, "Miss Yuan, you didn't get bullied by me, but you actually showed a regretful expression? Tsk tsk! Otherwise, wait until I get out of Diao Jing has collected the rewards, I will bully you again, do you want to yell or not?"

"Scream at your head!" Yuan Zhen said angrily: "Ghosts like to be bullied by you. I feel thankful that you don't come to bully me. It's just...just..."