The Former Wife Came to the Door

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Liu Bei is having a headache...

Almost two months later, he and Yuan Shu confronted each other in Xuyi, but Yuan Shu couldn't handle it!The second younger brother, who has always been awesome, doesn't know why he can't be awesome, but he is held back by that scumbag Ji Ling, and he can't start the situation.Time passed day by day, countless small battles were fought, and it was still impossible to tell the winner. If this dragged on, he was a little worried that Zhang Fei, who stayed in his hometown, would make some troubles.

After all, Zhang Fei is not very smart. What if that guy gets drunk and messes around, leaving his nest swollen?

So Liu Bei has a headache!

He leaned in the chair of the Chinese military tent, lying on a standard Ge You, sighed and said: "It would be great if someone could come and help me."

Right at this point, Guan Yu opened the tent door and walked in, saying in a low voice, "Brother, something strange happened, Lu Fengxian actually asked to see him outside the camp."

"What?" Liu Bei was taken aback: "Why did Lu Bu come here? Isn't he in Xiaopei?"

Guan Yu shook his head and said, "I don't know either, maybe...he got lost."

"Uh, it makes sense." Liu Bei clapped his hands and said, "It's very possible to get lost. After all, we often get lost. It's not surprising that he gets lost. Seeing how pitiful he is lost, let's invite him to come in and sit down."

"I don't really want to see this guy." Guan Yu said, "Do you still remember when he first came to Xuzhou? Brother, you took him in, and he actually called you a good brother! He even took the first seat! Who is the host and who is the guest? There is no self-awareness."

Liu Bei smiled awkwardly: "Forget it, he is a famous general. We just ran out of the plain. Mr. Tao gave us the Xuzhou herdsman. It sounds like he is not as noble as him, so bear with it."

Liu Bei didn't dare to neglect Lu Bu, and went out of the camp to meet him. There were dozens of people standing at the gate of the camp, and the leader was Lu Bu. Wasn't it Lu Fengxian?The only thing that was wrong was that Lu Bu had shaved his beard and looked much younger.

Liu Bei wondered, "Huh? Fengxian, where did your beard go?"

Of course this Lu Bu is not the real Lu Bu, but Li Hui, he stroked his smooth chin with a smile, and said with a smile, "It looks so pretty, doesn't it?"

"No, no, I still think you look better with a beard." Liu Bei sweated profusely, "After all, you have no hair on your mouth, and you can do things... ahem."

"That's prejudice!" Li Hui smiled and said, "Okay, don't worry about those trivial matters, let's focus on the key points. Uncle Liu Huang, I came to Xuyi this time to help you."

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Liu Bei was slightly taken aback, there was a lot of information contained in this sentence, didn't Lu Bu usually call me "Xiandi"?Why did you call Uncle Liu Huang today?This way of addressing him is much more polite than that of a virtuous brother, and he doesn't feel the arrogance of a great general anymore. Could it be that Lu Bu finally figured out who is the host and who is the guest?

Liu Bei was overjoyed in his heart, cupped his hands and said with a smile: "General Lu actually took the initiative to help me. I am really overjoyed. Please enter the camp and talk again."

He led Li Hui into the camp, and he sat opposite Guan Yu, while Li Hui and Zhang Liao also sat side by side.

Li Hui said with a smile: "A few days ago, I was basking in the sun in Xiaopei, when I suddenly received a letter from Yuan Shu."

"Oh?" Liu Bei wondered, "Why did Yuan Shu write you a letter?"

Li Hui said: "Yuan Shu's scumbag, he actually wrote a letter saying that he would give me 20 hu of rice and ask me to attack Xiapi City."

As soon as these words came out, both Liu Bei and Guan Yu's faces changed color.

Li Hui smiled and said: "Don't panic! Didn't I not go? After I received this letter, I felt very angry. Yuan Shu, this villain, actually wanted to provoke our relationship and make me worse, on your front line Hitting your hometown when you are in a hurry, is this kind of unrighteous, immoral, and shameless thing done by a flirtatious person like me, Lu Bu? I rejected him on the spot and returned it to his envoy Zhengzheng Anti-fifty ears."

Both Liu Bei and Guan Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh, that's good!"

Li Hui continued: "Since Yuan Shu treats me like a monkey, I can't stay out of it anymore. I ordered five thousand soldiers and horses to help Uncle Liu Huang. Let us join hands and push Yuan Shu to the ground and rub hard."

"Joining forces! Good!" Liu Bei was overjoyed, but he added curiously, "What does it mean to press on the ground and rub hard?"

"Ahem, I'm talking nonsense, you don't have to take it to heart." Li Hui sweated, "Anyway, tomorrow you just lead your army out and invite Yuan Shu to fight. I will lead my army to help and kill him from behind. Damn, let him know what a broken chrysanthemum is, full of bruises, your smile has turned yellow."

"Uh, Fengxian, you've been using a lot of strange expressions recently, and I can't quite understand them. What do you mean by chrysanthemum residue?"

"Ahem, it's okay, it's Xiliang dialect, it doesn't matter if you don't need to understand it."

There was a black question mark on Liu Bei's face, but he could feel the kindness of "Lu Bu".Liu Bei is a good guy, he is cheated all day long, he has a good sense of people and people, it is not easy to lie to him, he can feel from the attitude of "Lu Bu" that he really wants to help, so he also Stop talking nonsense, clasped fists and said: "Then Lao Feng will be the first."

The two discussed the details of tomorrow's cooperative battle. This one is relatively long, and it must be written at least [-] million words. To avoid flooding, we will skip it here...

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That night, the camp of the "Actor Army" was quiet. The traversers used to stay up all night. Even if they went to bed, they had to take a mobile phone or a tablet and play for a few hours before going to sleep.But after living in ancient times for a long time, everyone has become a good baby who goes to bed when it gets dark.

Li Hui lay down on his camp bed, and within a few minutes of lying down, he heard a strange voice in the night wind. It was a woman's moaning, with a suppressed joy... Obviously, This is doing that kind of thing.

"Mom mentally retarded!" Li Hui rolled over and got up: "Which psychopath is still fucking women in the military camp at midnight?"

He put on his clothes and got up, and ran out of the tent, but saw people coming out of the tent next to him, and a group of traversers gathered together in an instant.Liu Generation scolded: "Such strange noises are made in the middle of the night, do you want someone to sleep?"

Yuan Zhen also blushed and said: "That's right! It's too outrageous, who is so shameless?"

They cursed a few words, and suddenly saw that the generals of the Cao family were all blushing and silent in embarrassment.

After a while, Xiahou squatted and said in a low voice: "It's our boss Cao, he brought those widows with him."

Everyone: "..."

"You can't do this in the barracks, it's the common sense of the army." Yuan Mu said angrily, "It's too disgraceful for my pure daughter to hear such an obscure voice."

"But we are not the army." Xia Hou squatted pointing to the "act" flag floating above everyone's heads and said: "We are just a group of actors, why do we have to use the discipline of the army to demand ourselves? How many sleeps does my boss have?" What's the matter with Niu? Not to mention in ancient times, even in modern times, he... ahem... In short, this matter is not a big deal."

Everyone was sweating profusely after hearing this, thinking: So Cao Bianju often messed around like this in modern times, and he didn't avoid his subordinates when he messed up, the group of bodyguards under him probably often Standing outside his door, listening to the various voices of him and the woman, this is too perverted.

"I don't care, my daughter can't be taught badly like this! I want to go into his tent." Yuan Mu took a wooden stick and rushed towards Cao Bianju's tent, but before he could lift the door of the tent, he suddenly stood beside him A figure like an iron tower, Yuan Mu bumped his head against the man's chest, and was ejected with a "bang", and fell to the ground with a big ass squatting, and then took a closer look, the person who bounced him was the reincarnation of Dian Wei , surnamed Dian and named Wei, Boss Cao's number one personal bodyguard.

Dian Wei spread his hands and said, "Boss Yuan, a gentleman should understand the beauty of being an adult. My boss sleeps with a girl. What are you doing in there? He doesn't like to share with others."