The Former Wife Came to the Door
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"Hey, I seriously warn you, if you beat the emperor again, Ben Gong will really hire gangsters to deal with you." Little Lolita hangs Li Hui's neck and hums: "My husband is an unparalleled hero, I like it so much! Your Majesty, will your concubine come to sleep with you tonight?"
This loli is a husband for a while, an emperor for a while, a palace for a while, a concubine for a while, and the names are messed up.
"Oh my mother, only this is absolutely not good!" Li Hui screamed loudly: "Anything happened with a young girl under the age of 14, no matter if she is willing or not, a man will be regarded as a strong criminal. You will be imprisoned for ten or eight years, Empress Wang, please forgive me."
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An hour later, Li Hui and his party finally returned home.
Between the dream and reality, they fought and made trouble for most of the night. All four of them were sweating profusely. Of course, a good thing like taking a bath should be given priority to women. Li Hui waited for an hour before the bathroom was vacant.He got into the bathroom, hung the change of clothes on the hooks in the dry and wet room, then took off the dirty clothes and threw them into the laundry basket, hummed a little tune, turned on the shower, and let the warm water pour over his head.
Halfway through the wash, the door to the bathroom was gently pushed open, and Little Loli walked in gently with a bath towel around her.The bath towel could not completely cover Little Loli's delicate body. Her pink shoulders and her two snowy jade-like lotus arms had some baby fat on them, and her whole body seemed to be glowing.
"Wow? What are you going to do?" Xiao Hui was shocked, and quickly covered Xiao Ding Ding to prevent the spring light from leaking out.
"Of course I'll rub your back!" Little Loli smiled and said, "Isn't it a matter of course for the concubine to rub the emperor's back?"
Wow, finally!Li Hui turned his back to the sky forty degrees, tears streaming down his face.Happy recycling CG time has finally come, how long have you waited?Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei, the two stupid women who don't understand taste, don't even understand the basic common sense of cohabitation like rubbing his back. Every time Li Hui takes a bath, he deliberately does not lock the door, just waiting for the two women to come one day. He did the right thing at the right time, at the right place, but he didn't wait for a woman to rub his back even after he became Wang Fu Shi.He meow, are they women after all?
Now, finally!Finally a real woman appeared!It's time for happiness... WOW!
No, it seems that this is not a woman, just a loli.Well, "Lori Time" is here, wow ha ha ha!
Li Hui smiled "gu hehe": "Come on, come and rub my back, my back is already hungry and thirsty."
Little Loli is only eight and a half years old. Although she tried her best to pretend to be an adult, she still didn't understand many things, and she couldn't see how evil a man was hiding behind his smile. At this moment, Li Hui had turned into a "dirty guest" , an obscene creature that pretends to be "joy" but is actually filthy inside!But Little Lolita foolishly made soap bubbles on the towel, then lifted up her little toes and rubbed Li Hui's back with her little strength.
"Ah, ah, ah!" Li Hui let out a strange moan when his back was rubbed by the towel. If it was another woman, he would have been scared and fled, but Little Loli didn't know it yet. Danger was approaching, and he asked stupidly, "Your Majesty, are you feeling well?"
"Ow!" Li Hui's head suddenly stretched out a pair of wolf ears, and a wolf's tail grew behind him. He turned around and opened his bloody mouth to the little loli who had broken the pattern...
Just then, the bathroom door opened, and Wu Meiqi shouted, "She's still a child!"
She was about to kick a certain bad guy from the precipice, but she took a closer look, huh?Li Hui actually lifted Loli high again...
"You turned into a wolf and lifted it up?" Wu Meiqi sweated profusely.
"Otherwise, what do you think I'm going to do?" Li Hui hummed: "Lori is the correct way to play only if it is used to lift up."
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A few minutes later, Li Hui was wrapped in a bath towel and dragged to the sofa in the living room for criticism.
"I have to seriously remind you that if you don't want to be caught and locked up for ten or eight years, you must not do something crazy to Loli." Wu Meiqi said with a dark face.
Li Hui couldn't help laughing and crying: "I'm just playing high, where is it that I'm mad?"
"It's already very frustrating to hold up high, isn't it?" Wu Meiqi shouted: "Fortunately, I came in quickly, if it was a little later, maybe you would do something perverted."
"No way! How could I really hurt a Loli?" Li Hui's face was serious and solemn, and his face was radiant and upright: "Loli is justice, Loli is king, a man of integrity like me How could it be possible to have the heart to make a loli cry and hurt? It's impossible! Only the loli raised high is the irresistible mysterious temptation of my generation."
"I'm not a man, I don't know!" Wu Meiqi turned her head and said to Little Loli: "You are prohibited from entering the bathroom while he is taking a bath in the future, strictly prohibited."
"Why does Ben Gong listen to you?" Little Loli hummed, "I don't want to listen, I want to go in."
Wu Meiqi said angrily, "Do you really want to put him in jail?"
Little Loli thought about this sentence carefully, and finally compromised: "Okay, Ben Gong is still a good woman who thinks about her husband, so I won't do this in the future."
Huh, Wu Meiqi breathed a sigh of relief, in fact, Li Hui also breathed a sigh of relief, the situation was still dangerous just now, if the aerobics slipped a little, God knows what he will do.
Xiao Feifei said: "Okay, let's not talk about what happened just now, let's study how little Lolita sleeps tonight."
"It's still an arrangement?" Little Loli said with a smile: "Bengong wants to sleep in the emperor's arms."
"Pfft!" Li Hui spat out a mouthful of blood: "No, never."
"Hey, you are my husband, why do you despise me like this?"
"This... It's not that I dislike you, it's because I don't dislike you so much, so I absolutely don't want it." Li Hui said pitifully: "My king and queen, please spare my life, and wait until you turn 14 years old." , I will accompany you however you want to play, but now, I who lack self-control need to stay away from you."
"Speaking of which, from the beginning, you have been saying that I must be 14 years old, otherwise my husband will be imprisoned or something." Little Lolita looked curious: "What exactly does my husband plan to do to me before I will be arrested?" Lock it in?"
"This is a crazy thing...it's inconvenient to explain this to a child who is not yet full." Li Hui put on a serious face.
"Huh? Isn't it 14 years old? Why did it suddenly rise again?" Little Loli didn't understand at all.
"Hey, to put it simply, you must be 14 years old to do this, otherwise it will be illegal, and you will only be allowed to know the details of this matter when you are [-] years old, otherwise it will be illegal."
"Wow, the law is so unreasonable!" Little Lolita yelled: "I can do it at the age of 14, but I don't let you know, so since I don't know, what should I do at the age of 14?"
"This...don't delve into such a philosophical question." Li Hui suddenly held Xiao Luoli's hand: "Isn't your family rich? Spend more money, buy some officials, and think of some way to enforce the law. Change it, change it to eight and a half years old, whatever, let's just..."
"Mud!" Wu Meiqi and Xiao Feifei rushed up at the same time, dragged Little Loli's hand, and pulled her into the master bedroom: "Keep away from this man, he is no longer saved."
In the end, Little Loli and Xiao Feifei slept together in the master bedroom, Wu Meiqi and Meng Jiangnu slept in the second bedroom, and Li Hui still slept on the sofa!
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Early the next morning, Meng Jiangnu prepared breakfast, and the five of them sat around the table and began to drink porridge and eat steamed buns.
Wang Changxi flattened her mouth: "Hey, hey, it's all rough food, how can you eat without bird's nest?"
Everyone sweats profusely, damn it, who's table has bird's nest every day?
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