The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Forgive me! I ran into General Lu, damn it." Xia Houjie swung his knife to kill the child.

"I'll wipe!" Li Hui jumped up from the ground suddenly, kicked Xia Houjie off the horse, snatched the child over, and hugged him in his arms.

Xia Houjie felt aggrieved, and protested miserably: "General Lu, why did you hit me? I'm venting my anger for you!"

"Didn't you see, is this a little loli?" Li Hui lifted the child in his arms high and shook it. It was a little loli with a snotty nose. She looked only five or six years old. Zhao Yun and Xia Houjuan were still a few years younger. They ran into the war horse just now and were about to be killed by Xia Houjie with a knife. In fact, the little Lolita was also frightened. She was so frightened that she couldn’t cry. People feel distressed when they see it.

Li Hui put his arms around her and coaxed her: "Hey, Luo Li won't cry, that bad uncle scared you, let's beat him, just beat him!"

Xia Houjie was sweating profusely, and then he remembered that General Lu would hate to see others bullying Lori!Just now I raised a knife to kill Lori, which is considered a big taboo of General Lu, it is not bad that he didn't send troops to attack Xiahou's house.

Li Hui turned to Luoli's parents and said with a grin: "Don't be afraid, get up! Let me tell you, I'm not angry at all, but very happy. It's not a bad thing for your daughter to knock me off the horse." Do you know? Beautiful encounters often happen by accident. For example, the hero and heroine in TV dramas and movies often meet because of car accidents! I can have a car accident with this loli, which shows that I and This loli is destined! What is there to be unhappy about being with a loli? This is so fucking awesome. I want to thank you for breeding a little loli to knock me down. Come on, reward them A piece of golden cake."

Two members of Li Hui's family ran up from behind, and put a piece of golden pancake in the hands of the couple.

Everyone: "..."

The whole world has become silent!

After several tens of seconds, the onlookers suddenly dispersed, and then, all kinds of shouts came and went: "Master, go home and call out our daughter, let her hit General Lu!"

"We have three daughters in our family, can we make it through one by one?"

"Your eldest daughter is 14 years old and has reached the age of marriage. I'm afraid she is not a loli? Don't come to steal my daughter's business!"

Of course, there were also people sitting on the ground beating their breasts and crying loudly: "How the hell did I have a son in the first place? How nice would it be if I had a daughter?"

Li Hui stood in the middle of this group of people and said with a triumphant smile: "Don't panic, don't rush! Since there are many little lolitas coming to bump into me, I won't leave. I'll just stand here until the end of time, waiting All your loli come..."

Diao Jing's furious scolding immediately sounded from the car behind: "It's dirt! You crazy lolicon! Put that loli down quickly, and hurry up to see Squint, don't waste it at the gate of the city!" precious time."

"Huh?" Li Hui just remembered that he hadn't done his business, so he could only sigh: "Forget it, I was going to love Lolita, but I was too busy to have a good time with Lolita. Goodbye everyone." ..."

When Li Hui left, he left a beautiful legend in Chenliu City. Many years later, the residents of Chenliu are still telling that there was a general named Lu Hui who was a god of wealth. After a while, he will give someone a piece of golden pancake. However, General Lu is busy with his affairs, so he may not show up at Chen Liu's gate at any time, so... Countless people bring their own loli and wait at the gate of the city every day, looking forward to Goodbye to General Lu.

When Li Hui and his group walked into Chen Liu's military meeting hall, they saw that the generals of the Cao family were basically all present!Even the newly recruited Dian Wei is now standing behind Cao Cao, like a personal bodyguard.

As soon as Li Hui entered the hall, he heard a group of generals laughing and glaring at him while laughing.

Li Hui was amazed: "Hey, why are you smiling maliciously when you look at me?"

Xiahou Dun laughed and said, "Just now a city gate soldier came first and told you in detail what happened when you were knocked off the horse by a little girl at the gate of the city just now. We are having fun secretly."

Upon hearing this, Diao Jing behind him immediately put on an appearance of "I don't know this damn lolicon", and quickly drew a line with Li Hui and stood far away.

All the generals surrounded Li Hui laughing and laughing for a while!

Xiahou Dun smiled and said: "General Lu, I think it's better for you to increase the target age a little bit. At least, you have to be 14 years old before you start. What do you think?"

"That's right!" Xia Houyuan also laughed and said, "Five or six-year-old girls are too young to play with. If you think 14 years old is too big, then at least set the standard at 12 years old, um. , children from poor families can marry at the age of 12..."

Li Hui laughed and scolded: "Come on, I don't like loli like you think! Loli is for pain, not for doing the dirty things you think."

Cao Cao smiled and said: "I'm afraid there is something wrong with the focus of your attention? What does it matter if you like little girls? It's not the point! It doesn't affect personal morality! I appreciate General Lu's generosity and love for the people." He turned to Xiahou Jie stared fiercely, and cursed angrily: "You should learn from General Lu. A child bumped into a war horse. It was a trivial matter to laugh at, but you wanted to kill her? You don't know how to love the people like a child." If you mess around like this, the hearts of the people will be lost, so teach me how to handle things from General Lu in the future."

Xia Houjie quickly nodded and said, "No!"

Next, it was time to get down to business. Li Hui and Diao Jing stood among the generals. Everyone stood in two rows, posing in a welcoming gesture. Then, the servants went to invite the angels over.It turned out that the angel had already stayed at Cao Cao's mansion yesterday to clean up the dust, and only came out today for the formal canonization ceremony.

Li Hui and Diao Jing stood in the crowd and watched quietly, only to see an old man in a civil official's robe walk into the hall, greeted by two rows of generals, walked along the red carpet all the way to the middle of the hall and stood there, Everyone saluted, especially Cao Cao received them with big ceremonies.The old man took out a roll of silk imperial decree from his sleeve, scowled, shook it away, and read it out!Li Hui didn't listen to the content carefully. Anyway, it was similar to the speeches of later generations of leaders. It was stinky and long and couldn't grasp the key points, but it can be summed up in a few words: "Appoint Cao Cao as Yanzhou Shepherd".

After the reading was finished, the expression on the old man's face relaxed and became a bit more humane. He hugged Cao Cao, bid farewell, and went back to Emperor Xian for his orders.

All the generals smiled and congratulated Cao Cao.

After the jokes were over, it was Cao Cao who put on a straight face first, and started to talk about serious business: "Li Jue and Guo Si, these two dudes, have recently started to make trouble in Chang'an. The emperor can't stand being caught between these two people. In the middle, as a doormat, he escaped from Chang’an, the western capital, and fled to Luoyang, the eastern capital. However, Luoyang was in ruins after Dong Zhuo’s rebellion, and the emperor lived in the newly built Nangong Yang’an Palace. None of the officials had a place to live, and all the officials collected them by themselves. Weed seeds to feed their hunger, and even starve to death between the broken eaves and broken walls, the situation of the monarch and his ministers is very embarrassing."

When he said this, he smiled and said, "This poor emperor doesn't even have a place to live. It's really miserable."

All the generals laughed!

At this time, people really don't have the slightest awe of the emperor.

Li Hui watched silently without speaking.

But he saw a civil servant come out, it was Xun Yu, he said seriously: "My lord, this is an opportunity! The emperor's situation is so bad, shall we consider taking him to Chen Liu and keeping him by his side, hehe..."

As soon as he finished speaking, another civil servant stood up, shook his head and said, "I heard that there was a counselor Ju Shou from Yuan Shao in Hebei, just like Xun Yu, who urged Yuan Shao to welcome Emperor Xian to live in Yecheng. But the counselor Guo Tuhe General Chun Yuqiong believed that if the emperor was brought to his side, he would have to ask the emperor for instructions at every turn, and his actions would be restrained, so he did not agree to welcome Emperor Xian. Yuan Shao believed that Guo Tuzhi's words were reasonable, so he was unwilling to welcome Emperor Xian. His subordinates also believed that what Guo Tu said was right It makes sense, and Yuan Shao's considerations are also reasonable, they are not very willing to pick up the emperor, so why should we do it?"

"Your view is too narrow!" Xun Yu immediately objected: "Only with the emperor by his side can he obtain the righteousness of the emperor! It is very convenient to do things."

"But, is it annoying to have to ask the emperor for everything?" The civil servant who spoke at the back said seriously: "Is it really comfortable to put a band on your head?"

The two civil servants are arguing!

Cao Cao sat without moving, his face was cloudy and uncertain, and the generals didn't know what he was thinking, so no one dared to interrupt.

After a long time, Cao Cao suddenly opened his mouth and asked the generals, "Well, let's talk about whether we should welcome the emperor or not? Let's talk about the pros and cons of each! I'll listen to your opinions before making a decision. .”

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PS: I got up in the morning and looked in the mirror, and I fell asleep again because I was so handsome. I almost missed the nine o'clock update.

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