The Former Wife Came to the Door

Xiahou Dun took a look from a distance, and said in a low voice, "Not good! The camp is very empty, and it looks like there are less than half of the troops left. It seems that Squint Eyes has lost the battle."

"Oh?" Li Hui thought to himself: The traversers probably don't know much about marching and fighting in ancient times. How could they defeat Cao Cao?That must be some kind of trick!

The two quickly quickened their pace, and after a while, Xiahoudun arrived at the gate of the camp and shouted, "Open the door, I'm Xiahoudun, and I'm here to reinforce."

A row of archers appeared on the wall of the stronghold, stretching their bows and setting arrows, and designated Xiahou Dun, showing a wave of hostility.

Xiahou Dun was surprised: "Hey, what are you doing? I'm Xiahou Dun! You don't know me anymore? Why do you treat me like an enemy?"

A sentry's head protruded from the wall and said loudly, "Who knows whether you are the real Xiahou Dun or the fake Xiahou Dun? What if you are a fake and want to open our gate?"

"Clam? What the hell?" Xiahou Dun sweated profusely.

The sentries went in to communicate, and after a while, Cao Cao's face also appeared on the wall of the village. He said solemnly, "Do you have any way to prove that you are the real Xiahou Dun?"

"This? Need proof?" Xiahou Dun sweated profusely, "Mimi...cough...Meng De, it's me? Xiahou Dun! You don't even know your cousin?"

Cao Cao is also very depressed, no matter who it is now, if he leaves his side for a few steps, he will not dare to recognize him!He tasted an unprecedented sense of powerlessness, and he couldn't even think of any way to turn himself over.

Li Hui walked up to Xiahou Dun and stood still: "Lord Cao, it's me! Lu Hui, don't you even know me?"

Cao Cao thought to himself: There are also fakes on the opposite side of Dianwei I just received. It has been a while since General Lu Hui joined my camp.

He leaned on the wall and said loudly: "Now I can't believe anyone! You may all be fakes, unless you can prove that you are real."

Xiahou Dun was sweating profusely, a little confused about the situation.

But Li Hui immediately understood that Boss Cao seemed to have been tricked by those actors!Those guys are from later generations, with flexible thinking and familiarity with history, plus they are actors by profession, and all of them are good at acting. They must have used the trick of the real and fake Meihou King to make Boss Cao miserable...

He had no choice but to whisper in Xiahoudun's ear, "Tell me something about when you and Squinted Eye were young."

"Huh? Want to talk about your childhood?"

"Well, you are cousins, and you must have co-created memories when you were young, but this one is not available in fakes." Li Hui laughed.

Xiahoudun thought about it seriously, then raised his head, and said loudly to Boss Cao on the wall: "Mengde, when you were four and a half years old, you came to my house to play and wet the bed at night! You are afraid of being known by adults, so you take advantage of it." While I was still sound asleep, I changed the wet sheets to my bed, and then you pretended to be okay and continued to lie down and sleep... However, before dawn, you wet the bed for the second time, the second time God, you are still being beaten!"

Cao Cao: "..."

Li Hui: "..."

All the parts around: "..."

The eerie silence lasted for dozens of seconds.

"Squeak!" The gate of the village opened, and Boss Cao rushed out, kicked Xiahoudun in the face, "Damn mentally retarded, don't tell me this kind of thing out loud! Everyone listen to me!" Arrived ah ah ah!"

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In Cao Cao's large tent of the Chinese army...

Li Hui and Xiahou Dun listened to Cao Cao's narration quietly. Cao Cao was so wronged that his nose burst into tears.

He grabbed Xiahoudun's arm and screamed: "I really have no choice! The generals under my command have fakes, and even Dian Wei, who I just accepted, has prepared fakes. My God! They can't be so predictable, can they? There must be something wrong! I've never been so helpless before."

Xiahoudun was sweating profusely and said, "Does the other party have a Xiahoudun who is exactly like me?"

"Yes! I saw it with my own eyes. Although I didn't see the fake Xia Houyuan, the other party must have one too." Cao Cao said with tears, "This game is over, I really don't know how to fight this kind of enemy."

Xiahou Dun gritted his teeth: "I'll fight them!"

Xia Houyuan next to him also said: "We can only fight!"

"You can't do it anyway." Cao Cao said pitifully, "Don't let you get caught by fakes too. You are the only ones by my side now."

"And I, Xia Houjie!" Xia Houjie, who was huddled in the corner of the tent, was forgotten and felt very wronged.However, after he thought about it carefully, for a guy like him, the fakes probably wouldn't bother to prepare a fake one.

They were very depressed, when suddenly, Li Hui laughed loudly: "Master Cao, Brother Xiahou, don't worry, leave this matter to me to handle."

"Hey? General Lu? Can you handle it?" Cao Cao said with a bitter face, "Your martial arts are on par with Lu Bu, and you might be able to defeat these fakes, but I'm afraid that the fakes will also prepare a fake of yours... ...then..."

"Don't worry, they can't prepare my fakes." Li Hui smiled and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Cao. Besides, I don't need to use Wu Yong to help you solve this problem."

"Huh?" Cao Cao wondered, "No martial arts?"

"Hmm! I'll go talk to those fakes." Li Hui smiled and said, "But with a good tongue, I can persuade these guys to give you back the land."

Cao Cao felt that the Yali Mountain was big: "Is it okay? Who would be so easy to talk to? The territory of the mouth, the city of the hand! How can you give it back to me?"

"Don't worry, it can be done!" Li Hui said with a smile: "It will definitely work. In short, Mr. Cao, don't be too depressed. Get a good night's rest. Tomorrow morning, let's go to the city of Puyang together and see if I can convince those fakes to let you go. city."

Cao Cao is not willing to believe it, but there is no other way to believe it or not!Let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

Early the next morning, Li Hui stood under the city of Puyang, and Cao Cao led his army to hide in the distance behind, ready to retreat immediately if the situation was not right at any time.

Li Hui lined up five hundred cursing hands, and shouted towards the city: "Guys in the city! I, Lu Bu, Lu Feng, came first! You immediately offer me Puyang City obediently, otherwise, I will take all of you in one pot!" gone."

With this roar, the city exploded immediately, the actors were terrified, a large group of heads popped up from the top of the city, Cao Bianju and the large group of actors in his office all poked their heads out to look around , I saw a general under the city, with black helmet and black armor, holding Fang Tian's painted halberd, who else is it not Lu Bu?

Cao Bianju took a deep breath and sweated, "It's not good, it seems that we just happened to meet Lu Bu's coming to Puyang!"